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#39 - epic trap 07/09/2010 on Reaction Guy gets Pwned +1
#10 - let's see yours then hmmm?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/09/2010 on Funnyjunk lolz 3 +2
#11 - diealein (07/09/2010) [-]
i cant triforce, i was just letting ya know
#18 - But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling, …  [+] (14 new replies) 07/09/2010 on Team Edgar +5
User avatar #19 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!
User avatar #20 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #21 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #22 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #24 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #23 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor.

And my soul from out that shadow, that lies floating on the floor

Shall be lifted...Nevermore...
#37 - RockNRollChick (07/09/2010) [-]
You guys are fucking GODS.
User avatar #34 - AnonRising (07/09/2010) [-]
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #25 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
screen cap this shit NOAW!!
User avatar #30 - kiliona (07/09/2010) [-]
on it XD
User avatar #31 - kiliona (07/09/2010) [-]
User avatar #26 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
idk how
User avatar #27 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
ok sorry for the hate but *insert "you gotta be kinding face" here* you press the Print Screen button that copies what is on your screen allowing you to paste it into paint or whatever.
User avatar #35 - AnonRising (07/09/2010) [-]
You guys are fucking awesome.
#9 - niiiice 07/08/2010 on Think About It 0
#11 - But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only, …  [+] (19 new replies) 07/08/2010 on Team Edgar +7
User avatar #12 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'
User avatar #18 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'
User avatar #19 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!
User avatar #20 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #21 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #22 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #24 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #23 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor.

And my soul from out that shadow, that lies floating on the floor

Shall be lifted...Nevermore...
#37 - RockNRollChick (07/09/2010) [-]
You guys are fucking GODS.
User avatar #34 - AnonRising (07/09/2010) [-]
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #25 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
screen cap this shit NOAW!!
User avatar #30 - kiliona (07/09/2010) [-]
on it XD
User avatar #31 - kiliona (07/09/2010) [-]
User avatar #26 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
idk how
User avatar #27 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
ok sorry for the hate but *insert "you gotta be kinding face" here* you press the Print Screen button that copies what is on your screen allowing you to paste it into paint or whatever.
User avatar #35 - AnonRising (07/09/2010) [-]
You guys are fucking awesome.
User avatar #14 - AwesomesaursRex (07/08/2010) [-]
Win.
User avatar #15 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Its not over yet...you just combo broke us!
User avatar #16 - AwesomesaursRex (07/08/2010) [-]
I know, but I reeeaaaally didn't want to wait for you guys.
Oh yeah, and too make it legit...

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
#4 - why'd I get a thumbs down  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2010 on Edna 0
User avatar #5 - FishDicks (07/08/2010) [-]
Wasn't me. Have a thumbs up.
#8 - ...., ^..... ..../__\.... ., ^.....,^.. ./__\/__\.…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2010 on Funnyjunk lolz 3 +5
#9 - diealein (07/08/2010) [-]
its a little off
User avatar #10 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
let's see yours then hmmm?
#11 - diealein (07/09/2010) [-]
i cant triforce, i was just letting ya know
#8 - Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, B…  [+] (21 new replies) 07/08/2010 on Team Edgar +7
User avatar #9 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'
User avatar #11 - demented (07/08/2010) [-]
But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #12 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'
User avatar #18 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'
User avatar #19 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!
User avatar #20 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #21 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #22 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #24 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #23 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor.

And my soul from out that shadow, that lies floating on the floor

Shall be lifted...Nevermore...
#37 - RockNRollChick (07/09/2010) [-]
You guys are fucking GODS.
User avatar #34 - AnonRising (07/09/2010) [-]
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #25 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
screen cap this shit NOAW!!
User avatar #30 - kiliona (07/09/2010) [-]
on it XD
User avatar #31 - kiliona (07/09/2010) [-]
User avatar #26 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
idk how
User avatar #27 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
ok sorry for the hate but *insert "you gotta be kinding face" here* you press the Print Screen button that copies what is on your screen allowing you to paste it into paint or whatever.
User avatar #35 - AnonRising (07/09/2010) [-]
You guys are fucking awesome.
User avatar #14 - AwesomesaursRex (07/08/2010) [-]
Win.
User avatar #15 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Its not over yet...you just combo broke us!
User avatar #16 - AwesomesaursRex (07/08/2010) [-]
I know, but I reeeaaaally didn't want to wait for you guys.
Oh yeah, and too make it legit...

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
#2 - *facepalm*  [+] (3 new replies) 07/08/2010 on Edna +1
User avatar #3 - FishDicks (07/08/2010) [-]
*double facepalm*
User avatar #4 - demented (07/08/2010) [-]
why'd I get a thumbs down
User avatar #5 - FishDicks (07/08/2010) [-]
Wasn't me. Have a thumbs up.
#6 - Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, …  [+] (23 new replies) 07/08/2010 on Team Edgar +6
User avatar #7 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
User avatar #8 - demented (07/08/2010) [-]
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #9 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'
User avatar #11 - demented (07/08/2010) [-]
But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #12 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'
User avatar #18 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'
User avatar #19 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!
User avatar #20 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #21 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #22 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #24 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #23 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor.

And my soul from out that shadow, that lies floating on the floor

Shall be lifted...Nevermore...
#37 - RockNRollChick (07/09/2010) [-]
You guys are fucking GODS.
User avatar #34 - AnonRising (07/09/2010) [-]
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #25 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
screen cap this shit NOAW!!
User avatar #30 - kiliona (07/09/2010) [-]
on it XD
User avatar #31 - kiliona (07/09/2010) [-]
User avatar #26 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
idk how
User avatar #27 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
ok sorry for the hate but *insert "you gotta be kinding face" here* you press the Print Screen button that copies what is on your screen allowing you to paste it into paint or whatever.
User avatar #35 - AnonRising (07/09/2010) [-]
You guys are fucking awesome.
User avatar #14 - AwesomesaursRex (07/08/2010) [-]
Win.
User avatar #15 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Its not over yet...you just combo broke us!
User avatar #16 - AwesomesaursRex (07/08/2010) [-]
I know, but I reeeaaaally didn't want to wait for you guys.
Oh yeah, and too make it legit...

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
#7 - .....^..... .../ V \... ..^....^.. ./v\../v\.. win?  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2010 on Funnyjunk lolz 3 +2
User avatar #8 - demented (07/08/2010) [-]
...., ^.....
..../__\....
., ^.....,^..
./__\/__\.
perfected
#9 - diealein (07/08/2010) [-]
its a little off
User avatar #10 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
let's see yours then hmmm?
#11 - diealein (07/09/2010) [-]
i cant triforce, i was just letting ya know
#4 - Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, …  [+] (25 new replies) 07/08/2010 on Team Edgar +7
User avatar #5 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more...
User avatar #6 - demented (07/08/2010) [-]
Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'
User avatar #7 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
User avatar #8 - demented (07/08/2010) [-]
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #9 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'
User avatar #11 - demented (07/08/2010) [-]
But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #12 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'
User avatar #18 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'
User avatar #19 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!
User avatar #20 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #21 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #22 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #24 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #23 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor.

And my soul from out that shadow, that lies floating on the floor

Shall be lifted...Nevermore...
#37 - RockNRollChick (07/09/2010) [-]
You guys are fucking GODS.
User avatar #34 - AnonRising (07/09/2010) [-]
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #25 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
screen cap this shit NOAW!!
User avatar #30 - kiliona (07/09/2010) [-]
on it XD
User avatar #31 - kiliona (07/09/2010) [-]
User avatar #26 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
idk how
User avatar #27 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
ok sorry for the hate but *insert "you gotta be kinding face" here* you press the Print Screen button that copies what is on your screen allowing you to paste it into paint or whatever.
User avatar #35 - AnonRising (07/09/2010) [-]
You guys are fucking awesome.
User avatar #14 - AwesomesaursRex (07/08/2010) [-]
Win.
User avatar #15 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Its not over yet...you just combo broke us!
User avatar #16 - AwesomesaursRex (07/08/2010) [-]
I know, but I reeeaaaally didn't want to wait for you guys.
Oh yeah, and too make it legit...

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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User avatar #3 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door; -
This it is, and nothing more,'
User avatar #4 - demented (07/08/2010) [-]
Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
`Sir,' said I, `or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore;
But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping,
And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door,
That I scarce was sure I heard you' - here I opened wide the door; -
Darkness there, and nothing more
User avatar #5 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing,
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the darkness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, `Lenore!'
This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, `Lenore!'
Merely this and nothing more...
User avatar #6 - demented (07/08/2010) [-]
Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning,
Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before.
`Surely,' said I, `surely that is something at my window lattice;
Let me see then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore -
Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore; -
'Tis the wind and nothing more!'
User avatar #7 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter,
In there stepped a stately raven of the saintly days of yore.
Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he;
But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door -
Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door -
Perched, and sat, and nothing more.
User avatar #8 - demented (07/08/2010) [-]
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
`Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,' I said, `art sure no craven.
Ghastly grim and ancient raven wandering from the nightly shore -
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #9 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning - little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door -
Bird or beast above the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as `Nevermore.'
User avatar #11 - demented (07/08/2010) [-]
But the raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only,
That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour.
Nothing further then he uttered - not a feather then he fluttered -
Till I scarcely more than muttered `Other friends have flown before -
On the morrow he will leave me, as my hopes have flown before.'
Then the bird said, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #12 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken,
`Doubtless,' said I, `what it utters is its only stock and store,
Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful disaster
Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore -
Till the dirges of his hope that melancholy burden bore
Of "Never-nevermore."'
User avatar #18 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
But the raven still beguiling all my sad soul into smiling,
Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird and bust and door;
Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking
Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore -
What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore
Meant in croaking `Nevermore.'
User avatar #19 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing
To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core;
This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining
On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er,
But whose velvet violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er,
She shall press, ah, nevermore!
User avatar #20 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer
Swung by Seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor.
`Wretch,' I cried, `thy God hath lent thee - by these angels he has sent thee
Respite - respite and nepenthe from thy memories of Lenore!
Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe, and forget this lost Lenore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #21 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil! -
Whether tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore,
Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted -
On this home by horror haunted - tell me truly, I implore -
Is there - is there balm in Gilead? - tell me - tell me, I implore!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #22 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
`Prophet!' said I, `thing of evil! - prophet still, if bird or devil!
By that Heaven that bends above us - by that God we both adore -
Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn,
It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels named Lenore -
Clasp a rare and radiant maiden, whom the angels named Lenore?'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #24 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
`Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!' I shrieked upstarting -
`Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken! - quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!'
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'
User avatar #23 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
And the raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor.

And my soul from out that shadow, that lies floating on the floor

Shall be lifted...Nevermore...
#37 - RockNRollChick (07/09/2010) [-]
You guys are fucking GODS.
User avatar #34 - AnonRising (07/09/2010) [-]
I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #25 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
screen cap this shit NOAW!!
User avatar #30 - kiliona (07/09/2010) [-]
on it XD
User avatar #31 - kiliona (07/09/2010) [-]
User avatar #26 - Nazistick (07/09/2010) [-]
idk how
User avatar #27 - demented (07/09/2010) [-]
ok sorry for the hate but *insert "you gotta be kinding face" here* you press the Print Screen button that copies what is on your screen allowing you to paste it into paint or whatever.
User avatar #35 - AnonRising (07/09/2010) [-]
You guys are fucking awesome.
User avatar #14 - AwesomesaursRex (07/08/2010) [-]
Win.
User avatar #15 - Nazistick (07/08/2010) [-]
Its not over yet...you just combo broke us!
User avatar #16 - AwesomesaursRex (07/08/2010) [-]
I know, but I reeeaaaally didn't want to wait for you guys.
Oh yeah, and too make it legit...

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
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User avatar #2 - YourAnalProbe (07/08/2010) [-]
refer to tags
User avatar #5 - demented (07/08/2010) [-]
well played well played indeed
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User avatar #100 - nITE (07/08/2010) [-]
i deserve to kicked in the balls messing up a good Youtube Vid
User avatar #101 - demented (07/08/2010) [-]
shhhh shhhhh it's ok
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User avatar #395 - demented (10/11/2014) [-]
Hey Pandarevolution your youtube channel is pretty neato thought I'd tell you since you don't seem to get a ton of traffic.
User avatar #386 - demented (08/20/2014) [-]
I think Comicexplain is a guy so.
Comicexplain, what's the best series to read to get into the Guardians of the Galaxy. I heard the movie is better having some background on the characters through the comics. Just looking for suggestions as I'm pretty clueless in that area,
User avatar #387 to #386 - comicexplain ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Honestly, I suggest starting from the beginning, or if you'd like, from each of their separate origin stories, in order to get the collective sphere of information! The movie is actually best to watch first, in order to get the devil of the details!
User avatar #388 to #387 - demented (08/20/2014) [-]
Cool deal. Any specific titles I should look for to get the origin stories?
Also ever read Atomic Robo, that's one of my favorites.
#385 to #384 - demented (08/12/2014) [-]
Please man I'm starting to get friction burns
Please man I'm starting to get friction burns
User avatar #383 - joshlol (05/03/2014) [-]
thanks
#379 - DemonMatt (01/16/2014) [-]
Luigi squeegee.
User avatar #373 - teenspirit ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
All dat tf2 you've played
User avatar #374 to #373 - demented (08/25/2013) [-]
I've also put like 500 hours into Dota in like 4 months :U
User avatar #375 to #374 - teenspirit ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
The game i've played the most is CSS, and I only have 187 hours in it..
User avatar #372 - WindblownRebel (08/21/2013) [-]
( ͡ Lel ʖ ͡ DYEL )
#368 - teenspirit ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Random question
Do you have skype?
User avatar #369 to #368 - demented (08/18/2013) [-]
yeah
User avatar #370 to #369 - teenspirit ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
I just wanted to know
For reasons
User avatar #371 to #370 - demented (08/18/2013) [-]
Right
#355 - WindblownRebel (06/26/2013) [-]
Lurking. Because I can.
#357 to #356 - WindblownRebel (06/26/2013) [-]
No u x3

Btw, still in Florida or are you/will you be in WI? Sorry to totally creep on you, but it intrigues me that you visit Green Bay.
User avatar #358 to #357 - demented (06/26/2013) [-]
Still in Sister Bay. Might stay up here for the fall really debating it.
User avatar #359 to #358 - WindblownRebel (06/26/2013) [-]
Probably easier than traveling around a lot, huh? ^^ I started thinking a lot about people I used to talk to a lot, and about how out of touch I got with just about everyone... I hope you don't feel uncomfortable or anything, but if you ever wanna text, just ask for the number.
User avatar #360 to #359 - demented (06/26/2013) [-]
No, no problem. Mostly it's just me trying to pin down exactly what I want to go back to school for and I have some non-school options here. I went down to a radio-broadcast job fair last Wednesday and some of the people there had some good interest in me doing voice work so I might try and get a demo tape together sometime soon.
User avatar #361 to #360 - WindblownRebel (06/26/2013) [-]
I think you would be well-suited to that, hope that goes well for you. Personally, I have a bunch of things to work out in my life, too. Not quite as long-term as that, but it resonates.
User avatar #362 to #361 - demented (06/26/2013) [-]
Still doing dance? What've you got going on?
User avatar #363 to #362 - WindblownRebel (06/26/2013) [-]
I need to find a new place to dance, there's really only lessons available here that I found online. Basically, a lot of staying home and resting up after school and moving here (AKA sleeping like 13 hours a day.) I made a few friends this year before finals, and they had me over for a party... which wasn't a disaster like I had anticipated.

Able to add me back on Skype? I tend to not use FJ as a messaging system these days.
User avatar #364 to #363 - demented (06/26/2013) [-]
I don't know if I ever removed you I have a tendency to never remove anyone from anything.
User avatar #365 to #364 - WindblownRebel (06/26/2013) [-]
Hnn, I currently go as "Somebody" on Skype, so if that's in your list then you never removed me xP
User avatar #366 to #365 - demented (06/26/2013) [-]
No I have Windi in my list though but it doesn't seem like its active
User avatar #367 to #366 - WindblownRebel (06/26/2013) [-]
Weird. Is the username WindblownRebel?
User avatar #354 - ariusbrightwing (06/21/2013) [-]
'Ey Dem, long time no squak. ovO
User avatar #351 - ariusbrightwing (05/22/2013) [-]
:v Churp churp. ♥
User avatar #352 to #351 - demented (05/23/2013) [-]
hurrrr hurrr :Y
User avatar #353 to #352 - ariusbrightwing (05/23/2013) [-]
Peep. <v>
#343 - Zhuan (03/14/2013) [-]
You were one of my first friends, but I don't think we've ever talked before now, who u b?
User avatar #344 to #343 - demented (03/14/2013) [-]
I be pretty good.
#345 to #344 - Zhuan (03/14/2013) [-]
Well that's good to hear, but who, u b?

As you know i'm Zhuan, nice to meet ya', finally.
User avatar #346 to #345 - demented (03/14/2013) [-]
Hello, I'm not really active here much anymore I've moved semi-permanently to 4chan and steam. I'm only here for the giggles.
#347 to #346 - Zhuan (03/14/2013) [-]
Alright, I just saw you online and you've been in my friends list for like, ever. So I decided to drop by, glad to hear you're doing well.
User avatar #348 to #347 - demented (03/14/2013) [-]
Yepper I'm good. Nothing really to report otherwise.
#349 to #348 - Zhuan (03/14/2013) [-]
Okai, i'll leave you to go about your business.

*Fire poof*
User avatar #338 - ariusbrightwing (03/11/2013) [-]
D3m, it's been ages... how have ya been? ÓvÒ
User avatar #339 to #338 - demented (03/12/2013) [-]
I've been on Steam a lot more than FJ and 4chan just as much as steam.
User avatar #340 to #339 - ariusbrightwing (03/12/2013) [-]
Ah nice. <v> But I was asking a bit more about yooh than the stuff you do. >v<
User avatar #341 to #340 - demented (03/13/2013) [-]
Uh overall I'm fine.
User avatar #342 to #341 - ariusbrightwing (03/13/2013) [-]
That's good. ^v^
#328 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
Demented..Come hug me bro
#330 to #329 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
I miss all of my old friends..
User avatar #331 to #330 - demented (02/10/2013) [-]
Sorry I hang out a lot on 4chan and steam now
#332 to #331 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
I have steam
User avatar #333 to #332 - demented (02/10/2013) [-]
id/thatdman
#334 to #333 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
I couldn't find it.. Gimme link?
#336 to #335 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
The master rusemen?
User avatar #337 to #336 - demented (02/10/2013) [-]
It's a highlander team
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User avatar #325 to #324 - demented (02/04/2013) [-]
I-I don't honestly remember it's been so long since I really talked to anyone here.
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User avatar #327 to #326 - demented (02/05/2013) [-]
What a story, Mark
User avatar #311 - HIMTheSixSixSix (01/01/2013) [-]
Goddamn, it's been a long time since any of the usual back and forth...
User avatar #312 to #311 - demented (01/01/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it has :U
User avatar #310 - teenspirit ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
Bro....just...bro....I ******* missed you man. Was looking through some old comments when I saw you.
User avatar #313 to #310 - demented (01/01/2013) [-]
I love you too teen
User avatar #308 - Bacula ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Hey, i accidentally removed you on steam and for some reason steam is being really ****** atm so i cant add you back.

Could you send me a request? My ID is deathtore.
User avatar #309 to #308 - demented (08/04/2012) [-]
leave your steam ID in a reply and I'll re-add when I get the chance
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