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Age: 25
Date Signed Up:2/05/2010
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Jesus christ I've been here for a long time

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#6 - >fairly typical mammalian sex You know aside from the w…  [+] (10 replies) 08/16/2013 on Cats +91
#138 - baconrainbow (08/16/2013) [-]
It's not just to make them not get away, but the barbs are there to also scratch the vaginal walls to induce ovulation
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#141 - demented (08/16/2013) [-]
I've learned far more about penises today than I would have liked to thank you
#117 - kingpongthedon (08/16/2013) [-]
That's pretty typical for mammals. Humans are kind of the perverts of the mammals with our missionary position and non-spiked penises.
#85 - isonig (08/16/2013) [-]
Barbs are fairly common for mammals. For example chimps.
#87 - demented (08/16/2013) [-]
Man I ain't no zoologist
#82 - topleltoplel (08/16/2013) [-]
I must know what word you left out, and where it was in the original sentence.
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#83 - demented (08/16/2013) [-]
"...dick to keep my..." happy mate-o?
#43 - darshian (08/16/2013) [-]
Ducks have coiled genitalia. Male coils clockwise and females coils anti-clockwise. or vice versa

How's that for normal
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#75 - wargeneralwest (08/16/2013) [-]
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#9 - samxdaxman (08/16/2013) [-]
Wait, dick spikes aren't normal?
#8 - I bet she got those implants for half price. Shame th…  [+] (8 replies) 08/16/2013 on Uhhh...somethings not right... +43
#36 - chillingbear (08/16/2013) [-]
Are you aware that the a woman's breast is bigger on the right side due to being next to the heart?
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#37 - DontDeleteMeAgain (08/16/2013) [-]
i know that applies to lungs, but i dont think your claim has any ground to stand on
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#29 - yetiyitties (08/16/2013) [-]
Trying to hard, mate
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#30 - demented (08/16/2013) [-]
The whole joke is that they're bad puns
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#31 - yetiyitties (08/16/2013) [-]
I know. Refer to my last comment.
#12 - anon (08/16/2013) [-]
The reason her left boob looks lower is because her left shoulder is hunched further down. It doesn't look that obvious though I suppose.
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#15 - stonermatt (08/16/2013) [-]
No.
#13 - demented (08/16/2013) [-]
and then there's this guy
#11 - Picture 08/16/2013 on look... +4
#14 - Now no one will be able to open that door again …  [+] (2 replies) 08/15/2013 on We outchea +1
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#52 - wrocky (08/16/2013) [-]
i laughed. then felt bad after. i hate you
#53 - demented (08/16/2013) [-]
Sorry man it's what I do
#11 - >Gabe is old and grey Please Gabe the world needs you t…  [+] (6 replies) 08/15/2013 on Gaben +39
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#65 - badjokesjimmmy (08/15/2013) [-]
I had to reread your first sentence
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#56 - anomsssssss (08/15/2013) [-]
if he was to stop aging he would be dead
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#16 - daringdestiny (08/15/2013) [-]
Gabe will never die, when he gets too old they're going to put him in valves main computer system to run the whole thing
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#22 - eatinyojello (08/15/2013) [-]
And if he dies before they have the technology they will put robin in valves main computer
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#29 - daringdestiny (08/15/2013) [-]
this is valve, they already have the technology, do you think the idea for portal just falls from the sky?
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#33 - ALL ABOARD THE HYPE TRAIN  [+] (4 replies) 08/14/2013 on torchic +24
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#49 - unikornking (08/14/2013) [-]
Had this gif for 4 months and it's finally relevant
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#41 - drmedic (08/14/2013) [-]
Wait for meeeee!