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Video Games Played: TF2, Dota 2, Dark Souls, EU3, Dwarf Fortress
Date Signed Up:2/05/2010
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#24 - I'm waiting for them to have buffs scale slightly instead of b… 06/07/2014 on Fuuking glass knight 0
#23 - Avelyns 06/07/2014 on Fuuking glass knight +1
#73 - I played Dragon Age 2 on stream once, because the stream I was…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on WTF is wrong with gaming... 0
#132 - bluemagebrilly (06/07/2014) [-]
Dragon Age 2 wasn't that great, honestly, but the first one was okay. The combat was a little 'Eh' at times, but overall I found it enjoyable. The story was pretty good though and mostly revolved around your choices.

Biggest story-line thing I had a problem with was the mages always starting at the tower.
#33 - Got invaded in the Undead Crypt today, this is sort of how it … 06/06/2014 on summoned in dark souls 2 +3
#10 - All I can hear is the Dota announcer pack going "JAMS IT … 06/03/2014 on SLAM DUNK 0
#31 - it literally cannot be any worse than Felidae (It's german fin… 06/03/2014 on Goodbyes aren't forever. 0
#36 - What is this from...I need to know...for R&The D  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on you decide what the title is 0
User avatar #38 - squidgywidgy (06/02/2014) [-]
Bleach
She's talking about a sword by the way.
#14 - far as you know at least 06/02/2014 on Aug(De)Mented Reality +6
#38 - Dude that was out like 10 years ago, if I knew I'd be tell you…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2014 on No bionicle game. 0
#46 - jyrx (06/01/2014) [-]
holy shit... google does work wonders and i think i found it. Mata Nui game or smth like that. www.templar.com/games/mnog/Player.html
User avatar #64 - uzerc (06/01/2014) [-]
Well, I know what I'm doing this summer.
#36 - there was a flash game that was something of an RPG mixed with…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2014 on No bionicle game. 0
#37 - jyrx (06/01/2014) [-]
if that is what i think it is then i've been looking for it a really long time, what's the name of the game?
User avatar #38 - demented (06/01/2014) [-]
Dude that was out like 10 years ago, if I knew I'd be tell you but I have ZERO clue. Google works wonders though
#46 - jyrx (06/01/2014) [-]
holy shit... google does work wonders and i think i found it. Mata Nui game or smth like that. www.templar.com/games/mnog/Player.html
User avatar #64 - uzerc (06/01/2014) [-]
Well, I know what I'm doing this summer.
#274 - that's...really stupid.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/01/2014 on Alguien habla español? 0
#275 - kurbeh (06/01/2014) [-]
It is.
But for that, his mushrooms deal way less damage, so one does not take away 50% of your HP anymore.
So it is not that...

Oh, who am I kidding, it is bad!
#249 - I-is there not a consumable that reveals invis? Like there…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Alguien habla español? 0
#273 - kurbeh (06/01/2014) [-]
There was.
It has been taken out now because of reasons.
You can get an item that reveals invisible stuff for around 5 seconds and deactivates traps.
But it has a cooldown of 90 seconds, and Teemo can plant a mushroom around 15 each.
Also, champions like him are not shown by that item, only traps. For this, you need a Vision ward. Since you can olny place 1 at a time, all he has to do is move out of it's range and he is fine.

...I hate him :/
User avatar #274 - demented (06/01/2014) [-]
that's...really stupid.
#275 - kurbeh (06/01/2014) [-]
It is.
But for that, his mushrooms deal way less damage, so one does not take away 50% of your HP anymore.
So it is not that...

Oh, who am I kidding, it is bad!
#111 - as someone who plays Dota over league explain the Teemo rage. …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/01/2014 on Alguien habla español? 0
User avatar #120 - saltyfries (06/01/2014) [-]
not only what medewu said, but what I pick on lvl 1 is not a blind dart but a poison dart, it's automatically shot that poisons over time, if Teemo's Ability Points are improved along with attack, he can cause the most damage of ANY character through poison alone. Ability Points is the equivalent to like wisdom or something.
User avatar #119 - bodox (06/01/2014) [-]
think slark combined with goblin teckies
User avatar #112 - medewu (06/01/2014) [-]
1. he has a move that will blind you and not let you do any damage for 2s at level 1.
2. if he gets away and out of combat for more then 2s he will go invis.
3. He gets a speed boost.
4. He can plant millions upon millions of mushrooms all over the map.... that slow, show where you are and Damage over time.
5. Only pure assholes play that champion
6. HE IS THE FUCKING DEVIL!
User avatar #249 - demented (06/01/2014) [-]
I-is there not a consumable that reveals invis?
Like there's a hero in dota whose ulti is perma invis who has a small but pretty long lasting AOE slow, but you can dust him to reveal his invis early on and basically shit on him because he has a very small health pool.
#273 - kurbeh (06/01/2014) [-]
There was.
It has been taken out now because of reasons.
You can get an item that reveals invisible stuff for around 5 seconds and deactivates traps.
But it has a cooldown of 90 seconds, and Teemo can plant a mushroom around 15 each.
Also, champions like him are not shown by that item, only traps. For this, you need a Vision ward. Since you can olny place 1 at a time, all he has to do is move out of it's range and he is fine.

...I hate him :/
User avatar #274 - demented (06/01/2014) [-]
that's...really stupid.
#275 - kurbeh (06/01/2014) [-]
It is.
But for that, his mushrooms deal way less damage, so one does not take away 50% of your HP anymore.
So it is not that...

Oh, who am I kidding, it is bad!
#13 - from my experience the furry pound servers tend to have actual… 05/31/2014 on TF2 is gud +1
#105 - Jesus Christ that 3rd picture She looks like she's … 05/31/2014 on LOS CRINGE COMPO. TRES (3) +3
#111 - a cat is fine too 05/31/2014 on ITS HAPPENING!! +3
#38 - I feel it 05/31/2014 on Yaranaika +5
#129 - It's more for the flow of naturally being upset and passionate… 05/31/2014 on New Gamecube Controller... +1
#25 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 05/31/2014 on FOOLS! +2
#32 - TehGordonFreeman Comment deleted by demented
#31 - huffe Comment deleted by demented
#18 - Okay he's a really good tip from Microsoft and Sony, when your…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/31/2014 on New Gamecube Controller... 0
User avatar #26 - angelisk (05/31/2014) [-]
don't you mean a tip FOR Microsoft & Sony?
#39 - twilightdusk (05/31/2014) [-]
He means that Sony hasn't changed their basic controller design since the PS1, and Microsoft hasn't changed their controller design since the Xbox, but Nintndo keeps changing up their controller design.
#20 - OldSnake (05/31/2014) [-]
Perhaps if I CAPITALIZE every other WORD AND SENTENCE, people will NOTICE ME, and shall LOVE ME FOR IT!
#129 - demented (05/31/2014) [-]
It's more for the flow of naturally being upset and passionate.
For instance, saying:

"You dense motherfucker"

is a lot less emphatic and emotionally interesting as:

"You DENSE motherfucker!"
#70 - definitely 05/30/2014 on why do i not have oc? 0
#37 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on I think we can all agree here 0
#39 - sinery (05/28/2014) [-]
#29 - The Washing Ping  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on Greatest insult ever +17
User avatar #30 - europe (05/28/2014) [-]
Ah
#11 - I'v had the same laptop (the one I'm currently using) for what…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2014 on I see what you did there... 0
#12 - applescryatnight (05/27/2014) [-]
yeah i mistreat my laptops a little. its a shame to be honest.
but i guess a non-gaming computer has a much shorter lifespan than a gaming computer if its worked like one.
hopefully i will know the glory of ultra high settings when i get my new computer.
#9 - I tend to beat the **** out of my mice as I play …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/27/2014 on I see what you did there... 0
#10 - applescryatnight (05/27/2014) [-]
never been much of a fan of plantronics. never actually bought their stuff though, so my opinion can change.
a 3 year old headset is pretty impressive though. my laptops never even last that long.
my first one had a melted cpu, and my second one (the one im using now) has a charging port, making it so i have to wiggle it around sometimes to charge. thats basically a countdown till it breaks.
im planning on building my own desktop soon though. it would be easier to repair than a laptop and i would know the ins and outs of it way better than a store bought one.
User avatar #11 - demented (05/27/2014) [-]
I'v had the same laptop (the one I'm currently using) for what is coming up on 5 years, I can run Dark Souls 2 on max. Plantronics make quality from my experience though they tend to be expensive. I bought my headset on amazon on sale.
#12 - applescryatnight (05/27/2014) [-]
yeah i mistreat my laptops a little. its a shame to be honest.
but i guess a non-gaming computer has a much shorter lifespan than a gaming computer if its worked like one.
hopefully i will know the glory of ultra high settings when i get my new computer.
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#390 - bigwhitemeat (09/13/2014) [-]
want me to drop a couple loads on your ass and hot legs
User avatar #391 to #390 - demented (09/13/2014) [-]
even if this were meant to be serious I could never take it seriously because holy **** that was really over the top.
#392 to #391 - bigwhitemeat (09/13/2014) [-]
can't handle a stong man who can take care of himself? i got a really huge offer you cannot resist i know your ass won't
User avatar #393 to #392 - demented (09/13/2014) [-]
Okay needle dick
#394 to #393 - bigwhitemeat (09/13/2014) [-]
i'm definitely bigger than you
User avatar #386 - demented (08/20/2014) [-]
I think Comicexplain is a guy so.
Comicexplain, what's the best series to read to get into the Guardians of the Galaxy. I heard the movie is better having some background on the characters through the comics. Just looking for suggestions as I'm pretty clueless in that area,
User avatar #387 to #386 - comicexplain ONLINE (08/20/2014) [-]
Honestly, I suggest starting from the beginning, or if you'd like, from each of their separate origin stories, in order to get the collective sphere of information! The movie is actually best to watch first, in order to get the devil of the details!
User avatar #388 to #387 - demented (08/20/2014) [-]
Cool deal. Any specific titles I should look for to get the origin stories?
Also ever read Atomic Robo, that's one of my favorites.
#385 to #384 - demented (08/12/2014) [-]
Please man I'm starting to get friction burns
Please man I'm starting to get friction burns
User avatar #383 - joshlol (05/03/2014) [-]
thanks
#379 - DemonMatt (01/16/2014) [-]
Luigi squeegee.
User avatar #373 - teenspirit ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
All dat tf2 you've played
User avatar #374 to #373 - demented (08/25/2013) [-]
I've also put like 500 hours into Dota in like 4 months :U
User avatar #375 to #374 - teenspirit ONLINE (08/25/2013) [-]
The game i've played the most is CSS, and I only have 187 hours in it..
User avatar #372 - WindblownRebel (08/21/2013) [-]
( ͡ Lel ʖ ͡ DYEL )
#368 - teenspirit ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
Random question
Do you have skype?
User avatar #369 to #368 - demented (08/18/2013) [-]
yeah
User avatar #370 to #369 - teenspirit ONLINE (08/18/2013) [-]
I just wanted to know
For reasons
User avatar #371 to #370 - demented (08/18/2013) [-]
Right
#355 - WindblownRebel (06/26/2013) [-]
Lurking. Because I can.
#357 to #356 - WindblownRebel (06/26/2013) [-]
No u x3

Btw, still in Florida or are you/will you be in WI? Sorry to totally creep on you, but it intrigues me that you visit Green Bay.
User avatar #358 to #357 - demented (06/26/2013) [-]
Still in Sister Bay. Might stay up here for the fall really debating it.
User avatar #359 to #358 - WindblownRebel (06/26/2013) [-]
Probably easier than traveling around a lot, huh? ^^ I started thinking a lot about people I used to talk to a lot, and about how out of touch I got with just about everyone... I hope you don't feel uncomfortable or anything, but if you ever wanna text, just ask for the number.
User avatar #360 to #359 - demented (06/26/2013) [-]
No, no problem. Mostly it's just me trying to pin down exactly what I want to go back to school for and I have some non-school options here. I went down to a radio-broadcast job fair last Wednesday and some of the people there had some good interest in me doing voice work so I might try and get a demo tape together sometime soon.
User avatar #361 to #360 - WindblownRebel (06/26/2013) [-]
I think you would be well-suited to that, hope that goes well for you. Personally, I have a bunch of things to work out in my life, too. Not quite as long-term as that, but it resonates.
User avatar #362 to #361 - demented (06/26/2013) [-]
Still doing dance? What've you got going on?
User avatar #363 to #362 - WindblownRebel (06/26/2013) [-]
I need to find a new place to dance, there's really only lessons available here that I found online. Basically, a lot of staying home and resting up after school and moving here (AKA sleeping like 13 hours a day.) I made a few friends this year before finals, and they had me over for a party... which wasn't a disaster like I had anticipated.

Able to add me back on Skype? I tend to not use FJ as a messaging system these days.
User avatar #364 to #363 - demented (06/26/2013) [-]
I don't know if I ever removed you I have a tendency to never remove anyone from anything.
User avatar #365 to #364 - WindblownRebel (06/26/2013) [-]
Hnn, I currently go as "Somebody" on Skype, so if that's in your list then you never removed me xP
User avatar #366 to #365 - demented (06/26/2013) [-]
No I have Windi in my list though but it doesn't seem like its active
User avatar #367 to #366 - WindblownRebel (06/26/2013) [-]
Weird. Is the username WindblownRebel?
User avatar #354 - ariusbrightwing (06/21/2013) [-]
'Ey Dem, long time no squak. ovO
User avatar #351 - ariusbrightwing (05/22/2013) [-]
:v Churp churp. ♥
User avatar #352 to #351 - demented (05/23/2013) [-]
hurrrr hurrr :Y
User avatar #353 to #352 - ariusbrightwing (05/23/2013) [-]
Peep. <v>
#343 - Zhuan (03/14/2013) [-]
You were one of my first friends, but I don't think we've ever talked before now, who u b?
User avatar #344 to #343 - demented (03/14/2013) [-]
I be pretty good.
#345 to #344 - Zhuan (03/14/2013) [-]
Well that's good to hear, but who, u b?

As you know i'm Zhuan, nice to meet ya', finally.
User avatar #346 to #345 - demented (03/14/2013) [-]
Hello, I'm not really active here much anymore I've moved semi-permanently to 4chan and steam. I'm only here for the giggles.
#347 to #346 - Zhuan (03/14/2013) [-]
Alright, I just saw you online and you've been in my friends list for like, ever. So I decided to drop by, glad to hear you're doing well.
User avatar #348 to #347 - demented (03/14/2013) [-]
Yepper I'm good. Nothing really to report otherwise.
#349 to #348 - Zhuan (03/14/2013) [-]
Okai, i'll leave you to go about your business.

*Fire poof*
User avatar #338 - ariusbrightwing (03/11/2013) [-]
D3m, it's been ages... how have ya been? ÓvÒ
User avatar #339 to #338 - demented (03/12/2013) [-]
I've been on Steam a lot more than FJ and 4chan just as much as steam.
User avatar #340 to #339 - ariusbrightwing (03/12/2013) [-]
Ah nice. <v> But I was asking a bit more about yooh than the stuff you do. >v<
User avatar #341 to #340 - demented (03/13/2013) [-]
Uh overall I'm fine.
User avatar #342 to #341 - ariusbrightwing (03/13/2013) [-]
That's good. ^v^
#328 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
Demented..Come hug me bro
#330 to #329 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
I miss all of my old friends..
User avatar #331 to #330 - demented (02/10/2013) [-]
Sorry I hang out a lot on 4chan and steam now
#332 to #331 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
I have steam
User avatar #333 to #332 - demented (02/10/2013) [-]
id/thatdman
#334 to #333 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
I couldn't find it.. Gimme link?
#336 to #335 - teenspirit ONLINE (02/10/2013) [-]
The master rusemen?
User avatar #337 to #336 - demented (02/10/2013) [-]
It's a highlander team
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User avatar #325 to #324 - demented (02/04/2013) [-]
I-I don't honestly remember it's been so long since I really talked to anyone here.
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User avatar #327 to #326 - demented (02/05/2013) [-]
What a story, Mark
User avatar #311 - HIMTheSixSixSix (01/01/2013) [-]
Goddamn, it's been a long time since any of the usual back and forth...
User avatar #312 to #311 - demented (01/01/2013) [-]
Yes, yes it has :U
User avatar #310 - teenspirit ONLINE (10/02/2012) [-]
Bro....just...bro....I ******* missed you man. Was looking through some old comments when I saw you.
User avatar #313 to #310 - demented (01/01/2013) [-]
I love you too teen
User avatar #308 - Bacula ONLINE (08/04/2012) [-]
Hey, i accidentally removed you on steam and for some reason steam is being really ****** atm so i cant add you back.

Could you send me a request? My ID is deathtore.
User avatar #309 to #308 - demented (08/04/2012) [-]
leave your steam ID in a reply and I'll re-add when I get the chance
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