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Date Signed Up:5/26/2011
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#53 - it's not delivery it's digiorno  [+] (3 new replies) 11/05/2011 on Directions +107
User avatar #115 - Hase (11/05/2011) [-]
Explain? :o
#104 - FightClub (11/05/2011) [-]
damn straight
#57 - themanwithnoplan (11/05/2011) [-]
Best commwnt Today.
#119 - <---gets me every time.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2011 on pokemon +3
#137 - ratchat (11/05/2011) [-]
that gets me and this to
#76 - I'd read your poem and by reading it i came to the conclusion …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2011 on English +5
#83 - dethmaul (11/04/2011) [-]
Is that Alice in Wonderland?
#75 - The Carpenter said nothing but "Cut us another slice: …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2011 on English 0
#96 - samsonschmanson (11/04/2011) [-]
User avatar #87 - lawlwuut (11/04/2011) [-]
Now I feel awesome... But I feel as if I cheated. I read this outloud for class a few years ago
User avatar #89 - jouten (11/04/2011) [-]
wrong poem actually. I meant the one below, this guy just replied to me with his poem
User avatar #93 - lawlwuut (11/04/2011) [-]
Well, either way, I've done both. hahahaha. Only tripped a few times!!
#82 - dannefan (11/04/2011) [-]
wat
#74 - "But wait a bit," the Oysters cried, "Before…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/04/2011 on English 0
User avatar #75 - deltaxomega (11/04/2011) [-]
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"
"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"
"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
#96 - samsonschmanson (11/04/2011) [-]
User avatar #87 - lawlwuut (11/04/2011) [-]
Now I feel awesome... But I feel as if I cheated. I read this outloud for class a few years ago
User avatar #89 - jouten (11/04/2011) [-]
wrong poem actually. I meant the one below, this guy just replied to me with his poem
User avatar #93 - lawlwuut (11/04/2011) [-]
Well, either way, I've done both. hahahaha. Only tripped a few times!!
#82 - dannefan (11/04/2011) [-]
wat
#72 - But four young Oysters hurried up, All eager for the treat:…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/04/2011 on English 0
User avatar #74 - deltaxomega (11/04/2011) [-]
"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.
"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."
"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?
"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
User avatar #75 - deltaxomega (11/04/2011) [-]
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"
"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"
"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
#96 - samsonschmanson (11/04/2011) [-]
User avatar #87 - lawlwuut (11/04/2011) [-]
Now I feel awesome... But I feel as if I cheated. I read this outloud for class a few years ago
User avatar #89 - jouten (11/04/2011) [-]
wrong poem actually. I meant the one below, this guy just replied to me with his poem
User avatar #93 - lawlwuut (11/04/2011) [-]
Well, either way, I've done both. hahahaha. Only tripped a few times!!
#82 - dannefan (11/04/2011) [-]
wat
#71 - The Walrus and the Carpenter Were walking close at hand; …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/04/2011 on English 0
User avatar #72 - deltaxomega (11/04/2011) [-]
But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.
Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
User avatar #74 - deltaxomega (11/04/2011) [-]
"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.
"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."
"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?
"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
User avatar #75 - deltaxomega (11/04/2011) [-]
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"
"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"
"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
#96 - samsonschmanson (11/04/2011) [-]
User avatar #87 - lawlwuut (11/04/2011) [-]
Now I feel awesome... But I feel as if I cheated. I read this outloud for class a few years ago
User avatar #89 - jouten (11/04/2011) [-]
wrong poem actually. I meant the one below, this guy just replied to me with his poem
User avatar #93 - lawlwuut (11/04/2011) [-]
Well, either way, I've done both. hahahaha. Only tripped a few times!!
#82 - dannefan (11/04/2011) [-]
wat
#70 - The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his might:…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/04/2011 on English 0
User avatar #71 - deltaxomega (11/04/2011) [-]
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Were walking close at hand;
They wept like anything to see
Such quantities of sand:
"If this were only cleared away,"
They said, "it would be grand!"
"If seven maids with seven mops
Swept it for half a year.
Do you suppose," the Walrus said,
"That they could get it clear?"
"I doubt it," said the Carpenter,
And shed a bitter tear.
"O Oysters, come and walk with us!"
The Walrus did beseech.
"A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk,
Along the briny beach:
We cannot do with more than four,
To give a hand to each."
The eldest Oyster looked at him,
But never a word he said:
The eldest Oyster winked his eye,
And shook his heavy head--
Meaning to say he did not choose
To leave the oyster-bed.
User avatar #72 - deltaxomega (11/04/2011) [-]
But four young Oysters hurried up,
All eager for the treat:
Their coats were brushed, their faces washed,
Their shoes were clean and neat--
And this was odd, because, you know,
They hadn't any feet.
Four other Oysters followed them,
And yet another four;
And thick and fast they came at last,
And more, and more, and more--
All hopping through the frothy waves,
And scrambling to the shore.
The Walrus and the Carpenter
Walked on a mile or so,
And then they rested on a rock
Conveniently low:
And all the little Oysters stood
And waited in a row.
"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
User avatar #74 - deltaxomega (11/04/2011) [-]
"But wait a bit," the Oysters cried,
"Before we have our chat;
For some of us are out of breath,
And all of us are fat!"
"No hurry!" said the Carpenter.
They thanked him much for that.
"A loaf of bread," the Walrus said,
"Is what we chiefly need:
Pepper and vinegar besides
Are very good indeed--
Now if you're ready, Oysters dear,
We can begin to feed."
"But not on us!" the Oysters cried,
Turning a little blue.
"After such kindness, that would be
A dismal thing to do!"
"The night is fine," the Walrus said.
"Do you admire the view?
"It was so kind of you to come!
And you are very nice!"
User avatar #75 - deltaxomega (11/04/2011) [-]
The Carpenter said nothing but
"Cut us another slice:
I wish you were not quite so deaf--
I've had to ask you twice!"
"It seems a shame," the Walrus said,
"To play them such a trick,After we've brought them out so far,
And made them trot so quick!"
The Carpenter said nothing but
"The butter's spread too thick!"
"I weep for you," the Walrus said:
"I deeply sympathize."
With sobs and tears he sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding his pocket-handkerchief
Before his streaming eyes.
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
#96 - samsonschmanson (11/04/2011) [-]
User avatar #87 - lawlwuut (11/04/2011) [-]
Now I feel awesome... But I feel as if I cheated. I read this outloud for class a few years ago
User avatar #89 - jouten (11/04/2011) [-]
wrong poem actually. I meant the one below, this guy just replied to me with his poem
User avatar #93 - lawlwuut (11/04/2011) [-]
Well, either way, I've done both. hahahaha. Only tripped a few times!!
#82 - dannefan (11/04/2011) [-]
wat
#179 - No i've actually never heard of that show. I just like to set … 11/04/2011 on The best way to advertise 0
#173 - Watch it. 11/04/2011 on The best way to advertise 0
#159 - Thermite a cheap mixture of iron oxide and aluminum easy activ…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2011 on The best way to advertise +11
User avatar #177 - shadowsnipin (11/04/2011) [-]
Someone watches breaking bad
#179 - deltaxomega (11/04/2011) [-]
No i've actually never heard of that show. I just like to set things on fire and blow shit up.
#163 - Alchemyst (11/04/2011) [-]
Fuck Yeah, Science!!
#231 - Picture 11/03/2011 on Volcanic Light Show +3
#41 - A tiger huh?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2011 on Look at description +3
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#30 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 11/03/2011 on Look at description +3
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User avatar #46 - davisdamen (11/03/2011) [-]
that's not love
the only things saving that guy from lion rape are those bars
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User avatar #77 - davisdamen (11/03/2011) [-]
...i feel like a dick now
sorry bro
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#41 - deltaxomega (11/03/2011) [-]
A tiger huh?
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#242 - Picture 11/02/2011 on Masturbation Argument +20
#13 - and it shall be called the FJ Paradox. 11/01/2011 on OC got front page? +11
#50 - Picture 11/01/2011 on Thank you Bill +7
#55 - party hard thread go!  [+] (8 new replies) 10/31/2011 on like this +5
#262 - jremzthedragon (11/01/2011) [-]
#64 - John Cena (10/31/2011) [-]
Party hard
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#202 - We don't like to be suppressed and watch. If they keep putting… 10/29/2011 on FunnyJunk our Freedom is in... +9
#544 - saw it at the tyrant sister and queer friend. 10/28/2011 on wat +1
#189 - If that was enough to start her i think this is enough to real… 10/28/2011 on Talk nerdy to me +4
#306 - 0/10 10/28/2011 on using Christian's "tips"... +2
#107 - it needs more blood here take mine 10/26/2011 on I Love This Week! +2
#17 - oh i love candlejack, can't say his name or  [+] (4 new replies) 10/25/2011 on Oh Arbok +10
#20 - John Cena (10/25/2011) [-]
I'm going to need more rope.
#19 - John Cena (10/25/2011) [-]
Who is candlejack? I always hear about
User avatar #30 - pineq (10/25/2011) [-]
Oh Candlejack is this guy who
User avatar #18 - Scorpionjak (10/25/2011) [-]
Why do we do this stupid sh-
#47 - **** that i wish he was my father, then people would ca… 10/25/2011 on Morgan Freeman +4

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User avatar #212 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
How 2 Barbie Also look at this stupid but hilarious **** .
#179 - deltaxomega (10/27/2014) [-]
Strangesir
Strangesir
User avatar #200 to #179 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Yep <:I

Ye. Also, have you played Valient Hearts?
User avatar #201 to #200 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
watched an lp of one. Sad game.
User avatar #202 to #201 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
I played it before watching someone else play. That ******* ending is like the only one ever to make me almost cry. I did, sorta, a tiny bit. Felt something similar again when I watched the dude's video playthrough ending.

MY FEELS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, BURD.
User avatar #203 to #202 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
I know how you feel.
User avatar #204 to #203 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Both times made me wanna look up WWI stuff 'n' **** , which is what I'm doing right now. As my one other friend said who's a huge history guy, "That game is stupidly depressing."
User avatar #206 to #204 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
yea....Remember when video games were made to make you feel happy.

Pepperidge Farm does.
User avatar #207 to #206 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Well, I mean, the game had some real fun parts, and the factoids were real nito, and I like the message and how original the game is and how it's been a long time since I played a puzzle game like it.
User avatar #208 to #207 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
I said happy not fun.

fun = happiness

happiness =/= fun

I agree though the game is pretty good.
User avatar #209 to #208 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
True....

Ye. I kiiiinda wanna do a WWI RP, but at the same time it's like... Y'know.
Maybe a fictional type with higher-tech stuff and such, but, still. Blagh.
User avatar #210 to #209 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
you know Germens where known for their hospitable torturing.

Hint Hint
User avatar #211 to #210 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh my...

It kinda sounds nice and kinky, but I'm not too sure right now.
Maybe we could play as two French or German soldiers who fall in love with each other on the battlefield~?
User avatar #213 to #211 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Souns fine to me
User avatar #214 to #213 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Kewl. Let's continue a bit of our other stuph first, though. Also, gettin' off now, so good night burd~
User avatar #215 to #214 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Okay night kitty~
User avatar #216 to #215 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
*Kitty kiss~*
User avatar #217 to #216 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
*Owl light peck*
#205 to #204 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
I'll add this in 'cus I kinda meant to.
User avatar #180 to #179 - strangesir (10/27/2014) [-]
Burds~ :>
User avatar #181 to #180 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Mhmm

your raven and my owl.
User avatar #182 to #181 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Yup.

Also, hai~!
User avatar #183 to #182 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Hi Cat~
User avatar #184 to #183 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
**strangesir pounces Xavior**

Hei Bird~
User avatar #185 to #184 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
oomph.....'sup?
User avatar #186 to #185 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Not much, 'cept I'm gonna have a short day tomorrow so I get to do whatever dafuq I want for most of the rest of the day, then friday I have off~!
User avatar #187 to #186 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Nice, I'm going for my glasses tomorrow.
User avatar #188 to #187 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Neat. Didya have a pair before, or...?
User avatar #189 to #188 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
I did till my mother snapped them trying to keep me from beating the **** out of my ignorant little brother. That was about 5 years ago.
User avatar #190 to #189 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Oooooh... Ignorant how?
User avatar #191 to #190 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh god......he's a narcissist, bully and when it comes to owing him money he makes loan sharks look like bank tellers.
User avatar #192 to #191 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh wow... What a straight-up cunt.
User avatar #193 to #192 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
It's like living with tumbler - the feminists.
User avatar #194 to #193 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
**strangesir shudders**
User avatar #195 to #194 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
yea....guess that's why I never get upset a tumbler post...I'm just use to it.
User avatar #196 to #195 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Well **** .

I'm an only child, so, never had to deal with siblings, or have cool ones or anything. But it's a'ight.

Wanna RP meybe tomorrow?
User avatar #197 to #196 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm from a family of 5.........



Sure. speaking of rps what happen to your friend?
User avatar #198 to #197 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Be glad it wasn't a family of anymore than that. I had a friend who was the 9th, and I think last, kid in his family. He of course wasn't a very good one either... Smoking weed illegally and commonly, disobeying parents (Who weren't good ones by the way), being a pyromaniac, and all-around usually an idiot

Nuthin' I just haven't checked Skype recently. He was busy and such when I tried to catch him on there. Now he probably could sometime though.
User avatar #199 to #198 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
lucky me....

Ahh got it
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