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#130 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
years later, you conquered and enslaved my people and are living lavishly in a golden palace, but you begin to have nightmares of your old foe, standing covered in blood, loyal gryphon by his side, the both surrounded by flames, with a laugh he say "yer move laddie"
you pass it of as a fever dream, until some servants are found dead with burn marks, bullet holes and the words Your move written in there blood. the dreams become more vivid, and you begin to see things in the dead of the night , one day you wake up to find you child frozen in his own bed, at the funeral you see a short, burning figure in the distance. your horses are found torn to shreds like a giant bird of prey devoured them.
one night you see two glowing red eyes staring at you, with a insane grin. your servant are either dead or have quit in fear of the demon haunting your palace, all except the dwarves, who you see whispering behind your back. you feel like someone is following you at every moment of the day, especially around the time when you sent the dwarf to hell. One day, your hair greyed from stress, your walking through your garden and you see sitting on a burning half of a barrel, axe and rifle, black gryphon at his side the dwarf
who you sent to hell and enslaved his people. he looks demonic with smoke pouring from his mouth, horns rising at of his tangled hair, and glowing black eyes. with a laugh he stands up, grabs hold of you and screams "Yer move, the fight isn't over", the last thin you see before being dragged down to hell to fight your enemy for all eternity is your daughter freeing the dwarves from their chains. and thus is the tale how elves and dwarves found peace, with their first and greatest kings fighting to the death till the end
of time in Hell
#107 - It was a fake attack I charge pass you with you confuse i summ…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Smart girl +1
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#114 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
I order my Gryphon to deal with it while I charge on, I lose a tooth or to from the strike, but manage to swing, shattering on of you legs, I'm breathing heavily, blood of goblins,hellhound and my own coat my dented armor, I grin insanely, and slightly burned
your move
#95 - i use a speed spell i grab my staff and charge at you at anoth…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Smart girl +1
#100 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
I charge axe ready, gryphon by my side, I'm having trouble holding my axe and I'm beginning to slow down slightly , I also grab a dead goblin to use as a shield
your move
User avatar #139 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
posts #122 and #130 are the ending of this epic battle skip them until you read #107 and #114
#122 - deltaxomega (01/02/2012) [-]
(wont let me reply to your last post so i'm doing it here)
with my leg broke I snap my fingers with it's work done my fire spirit explode (not big) but the dust is a mesmerizing spell. i drag myself to the very first line i made with my blood. finally my pentagram was done complete with a scotch earth circle. now the ground shakes and the circle turns black then out o the circle emerges Satan's hand that made use look like toy arm men. i then grabs you and with that it drags you into hell flesh and all. Game over.
#130 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
years later, you conquered and enslaved my people and are living lavishly in a golden palace, but you begin to have nightmares of your old foe, standing covered in blood, loyal gryphon by his side, the both surrounded by flames, with a laugh he say "yer move laddie"
you pass it of as a fever dream, until some servants are found dead with burn marks, bullet holes and the words Your move written in there blood. the dreams become more vivid, and you begin to see things in the dead of the night , one day you wake up to find you child frozen in his own bed, at the funeral you see a short, burning figure in the distance. your horses are found torn to shreds like a giant bird of prey devoured them.
one night you see two glowing red eyes staring at you, with a insane grin. your servant are either dead or have quit in fear of the demon haunting your palace, all except the dwarves, who you see whispering behind your back. you feel like someone is following you at every moment of the day, especially around the time when you sent the dwarf to hell. One day, your hair greyed from stress, your walking through your garden and you see sitting on a burning half of a barrel, axe and rifle, black gryphon at his side the dwarf
who you sent to hell and enslaved his people. he looks demonic with smoke pouring from his mouth, horns rising at of his tangled hair, and glowing black eyes. with a laugh he stands up, grabs hold of you and screams "Yer move, the fight isn't over", the last thin you see before being dragged down to hell to fight your enemy for all eternity is your daughter freeing the dwarves from their chains. and thus is the tale how elves and dwarves found peace, with their first and greatest kings fighting to the death till the end
of time in Hell
#107 - deltaxomega (01/02/2012) [-]
It was a fake attack I charge pass you with you confuse i summon a fire spirit made o no flesh normal attacks don't work. i have her move around you fast like as i make another 36 degree dash. (demon has no direct attack but can burn if get to close.) Bleeding and breathing heavily.
#116 - aryzona has deleted their comment.
#114 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
I order my Gryphon to deal with it while I charge on, I lose a tooth or to from the strike, but manage to swing, shattering on of you legs, I'm breathing heavily, blood of goblins,hellhound and my own coat my dented armor, I grin insanely, and slightly burned
your move
#88 - i run at a 36 degrees from where i stand but i still get hit w…  [+] (9 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Smart girl +2
#92 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
I shoot the goblin square between the eyes while yelling "traitor, he was the one who killed ye" I mange to break free of the ice, however the goblin manage to wound me with his claws, I I still have some ice encasing my feet giving me a slight limp, and my right arm is starting to burn
your move
#95 - deltaxomega (01/02/2012) [-]
i use a speed spell i grab my staff and charge at you at another 36 degrees. It's a blunt staff. i'm bleeding and running out o mana.
#100 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
I charge axe ready, gryphon by my side, I'm having trouble holding my axe and I'm beginning to slow down slightly , I also grab a dead goblin to use as a shield
your move
User avatar #139 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
posts #122 and #130 are the ending of this epic battle skip them until you read #107 and #114
#122 - deltaxomega (01/02/2012) [-]
(wont let me reply to your last post so i'm doing it here)
with my leg broke I snap my fingers with it's work done my fire spirit explode (not big) but the dust is a mesmerizing spell. i drag myself to the very first line i made with my blood. finally my pentagram was done complete with a scotch earth circle. now the ground shakes and the circle turns black then out o the circle emerges Satan's hand that made use look like toy arm men. i then grabs you and with that it drags you into hell flesh and all. Game over.
#130 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
years later, you conquered and enslaved my people and are living lavishly in a golden palace, but you begin to have nightmares of your old foe, standing covered in blood, loyal gryphon by his side, the both surrounded by flames, with a laugh he say "yer move laddie"
you pass it of as a fever dream, until some servants are found dead with burn marks, bullet holes and the words Your move written in there blood. the dreams become more vivid, and you begin to see things in the dead of the night , one day you wake up to find you child frozen in his own bed, at the funeral you see a short, burning figure in the distance. your horses are found torn to shreds like a giant bird of prey devoured them.
one night you see two glowing red eyes staring at you, with a insane grin. your servant are either dead or have quit in fear of the demon haunting your palace, all except the dwarves, who you see whispering behind your back. you feel like someone is following you at every moment of the day, especially around the time when you sent the dwarf to hell. One day, your hair greyed from stress, your walking through your garden and you see sitting on a burning half of a barrel, axe and rifle, black gryphon at his side the dwarf
who you sent to hell and enslaved his people. he looks demonic with smoke pouring from his mouth, horns rising at of his tangled hair, and glowing black eyes. with a laugh he stands up, grabs hold of you and screams "Yer move, the fight isn't over", the last thin you see before being dragged down to hell to fight your enemy for all eternity is your daughter freeing the dwarves from their chains. and thus is the tale how elves and dwarves found peace, with their first and greatest kings fighting to the death till the end
of time in Hell
#107 - deltaxomega (01/02/2012) [-]
It was a fake attack I charge pass you with you confuse i summon a fire spirit made o no flesh normal attacks don't work. i have her move around you fast like as i make another 36 degree dash. (demon has no direct attack but can burn if get to close.) Bleeding and breathing heavily.
#116 - aryzona has deleted their comment.
#114 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
I order my Gryphon to deal with it while I charge on, I lose a tooth or to from the strike, but manage to swing, shattering on of you legs, I'm breathing heavily, blood of goblins,hellhound and my own coat my dented armor, I grin insanely, and slightly burned
your move
#78 - I take my staff and throw at you but it misses you swing your …  [+] (11 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Smart girl +2
#79 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
I call my loyal gryphon to attack while I break the Ice with my axe, I also have my gryphon (who shall now be referred to as Roberto) drop dead goblin slaves at you
my right arm is now a weak point, and of course I'm still frozen in place
your move
#88 - deltaxomega (01/02/2012) [-]
i run at a 36 degrees from where i stand but i still get hit with the dead body. since it was a light body it didn't do much. i then cast a life spell bringing the goblin back to life. he charges at you. still bleeding.
#92 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
I shoot the goblin square between the eyes while yelling "traitor, he was the one who killed ye" I mange to break free of the ice, however the goblin manage to wound me with his claws, I I still have some ice encasing my feet giving me a slight limp, and my right arm is starting to burn
your move
#95 - deltaxomega (01/02/2012) [-]
i use a speed spell i grab my staff and charge at you at another 36 degrees. It's a blunt staff. i'm bleeding and running out o mana.
#100 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
I charge axe ready, gryphon by my side, I'm having trouble holding my axe and I'm beginning to slow down slightly , I also grab a dead goblin to use as a shield
your move
User avatar #139 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
posts #122 and #130 are the ending of this epic battle skip them until you read #107 and #114
#122 - deltaxomega (01/02/2012) [-]
(wont let me reply to your last post so i'm doing it here)
with my leg broke I snap my fingers with it's work done my fire spirit explode (not big) but the dust is a mesmerizing spell. i drag myself to the very first line i made with my blood. finally my pentagram was done complete with a scotch earth circle. now the ground shakes and the circle turns black then out o the circle emerges Satan's hand that made use look like toy arm men. i then grabs you and with that it drags you into hell flesh and all. Game over.
#130 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
years later, you conquered and enslaved my people and are living lavishly in a golden palace, but you begin to have nightmares of your old foe, standing covered in blood, loyal gryphon by his side, the both surrounded by flames, with a laugh he say "yer move laddie"
you pass it of as a fever dream, until some servants are found dead with burn marks, bullet holes and the words Your move written in there blood. the dreams become more vivid, and you begin to see things in the dead of the night , one day you wake up to find you child frozen in his own bed, at the funeral you see a short, burning figure in the distance. your horses are found torn to shreds like a giant bird of prey devoured them.
one night you see two glowing red eyes staring at you, with a insane grin. your servant are either dead or have quit in fear of the demon haunting your palace, all except the dwarves, who you see whispering behind your back. you feel like someone is following you at every moment of the day, especially around the time when you sent the dwarf to hell. One day, your hair greyed from stress, your walking through your garden and you see sitting on a burning half of a barrel, axe and rifle, black gryphon at his side the dwarf
who you sent to hell and enslaved his people. he looks demonic with smoke pouring from his mouth, horns rising at of his tangled hair, and glowing black eyes. with a laugh he stands up, grabs hold of you and screams "Yer move, the fight isn't over", the last thin you see before being dragged down to hell to fight your enemy for all eternity is your daughter freeing the dwarves from their chains. and thus is the tale how elves and dwarves found peace, with their first and greatest kings fighting to the death till the end
of time in Hell
#107 - deltaxomega (01/02/2012) [-]
It was a fake attack I charge pass you with you confuse i summon a fire spirit made o no flesh normal attacks don't work. i have her move around you fast like as i make another 36 degree dash. (demon has no direct attack but can burn if get to close.) Bleeding and breathing heavily.
#116 - aryzona has deleted their comment.
#114 - royalwerewolf (01/02/2012) [-]
I order my Gryphon to deal with it while I charge on, I lose a tooth or to from the strike, but manage to swing, shattering on of you legs, I'm breathing heavily, blood of goblins,hellhound and my own coat my dented armor, I grin insanely, and slightly burned
your move
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User avatar #212 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
How 2 Barbie Also look at this stupid but hilarious **** .
#179 - deltaxomega (10/27/2014) [-]
Strangesir
Strangesir
User avatar #200 to #179 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Yep <:I

Ye. Also, have you played Valient Hearts?
User avatar #201 to #200 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
watched an lp of one. Sad game.
User avatar #202 to #201 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
I played it before watching someone else play. That ******* ending is like the only one ever to make me almost cry. I did, sorta, a tiny bit. Felt something similar again when I watched the dude's video playthrough ending.

MY FEELS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, BURD.
User avatar #203 to #202 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
I know how you feel.
User avatar #204 to #203 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Both times made me wanna look up WWI stuff 'n' **** , which is what I'm doing right now. As my one other friend said who's a huge history guy, "That game is stupidly depressing."
User avatar #206 to #204 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
yea....Remember when video games were made to make you feel happy.

Pepperidge Farm does.
User avatar #207 to #206 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Well, I mean, the game had some real fun parts, and the factoids were real nito, and I like the message and how original the game is and how it's been a long time since I played a puzzle game like it.
User avatar #208 to #207 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
I said happy not fun.

fun = happiness

happiness =/= fun

I agree though the game is pretty good.
User avatar #209 to #208 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
True....

Ye. I kiiiinda wanna do a WWI RP, but at the same time it's like... Y'know.
Maybe a fictional type with higher-tech stuff and such, but, still. Blagh.
User avatar #210 to #209 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
you know Germens where known for their hospitable torturing.

Hint Hint
User avatar #211 to #210 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh my...

It kinda sounds nice and kinky, but I'm not too sure right now.
Maybe we could play as two French or German soldiers who fall in love with each other on the battlefield~?
User avatar #213 to #211 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Souns fine to me
User avatar #214 to #213 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Kewl. Let's continue a bit of our other stuph first, though. Also, gettin' off now, so good night burd~
User avatar #215 to #214 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Okay night kitty~
User avatar #216 to #215 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
*Kitty kiss~*
User avatar #217 to #216 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
*Owl light peck*
#205 to #204 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
I'll add this in 'cus I kinda meant to.
User avatar #180 to #179 - strangesir (10/27/2014) [-]
Burds~ :>
User avatar #181 to #180 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Mhmm

your raven and my owl.
User avatar #182 to #181 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Yup.

Also, hai~!
User avatar #183 to #182 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Hi Cat~
User avatar #184 to #183 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
**strangesir pounces Xavior**

Hei Bird~
User avatar #185 to #184 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
oomph.....'sup?
User avatar #186 to #185 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Not much, 'cept I'm gonna have a short day tomorrow so I get to do whatever dafuq I want for most of the rest of the day, then friday I have off~!
User avatar #187 to #186 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Nice, I'm going for my glasses tomorrow.
User avatar #188 to #187 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Neat. Didya have a pair before, or...?
User avatar #189 to #188 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
I did till my mother snapped them trying to keep me from beating the **** out of my ignorant little brother. That was about 5 years ago.
User avatar #190 to #189 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Oooooh... Ignorant how?
User avatar #191 to #190 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh god......he's a narcissist, bully and when it comes to owing him money he makes loan sharks look like bank tellers.
User avatar #192 to #191 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh wow... What a straight-up cunt.
User avatar #193 to #192 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
It's like living with tumbler - the feminists.
User avatar #194 to #193 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
**strangesir shudders**
User avatar #195 to #194 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
yea....guess that's why I never get upset a tumbler post...I'm just use to it.
User avatar #196 to #195 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Well **** .

I'm an only child, so, never had to deal with siblings, or have cool ones or anything. But it's a'ight.

Wanna RP meybe tomorrow?
User avatar #197 to #196 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm from a family of 5.........



Sure. speaking of rps what happen to your friend?
User avatar #198 to #197 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Be glad it wasn't a family of anymore than that. I had a friend who was the 9th, and I think last, kid in his family. He of course wasn't a very good one either... Smoking weed illegally and commonly, disobeying parents (Who weren't good ones by the way), being a pyromaniac, and all-around usually an idiot

Nuthin' I just haven't checked Skype recently. He was busy and such when I tried to catch him on there. Now he probably could sometime though.
User avatar #199 to #198 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
lucky me....

Ahh got it
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