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|#39 - Spanking your children i okay if you want to instill fear into…||12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions!||0|
|#38 - Picture||12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions!||+2|
|#33 - To me no, but alas i am only but a simple person. What the hel…||12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions!||0|
|#109 - NO, LUCA GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHIT. YOU AIN'T GETTING NO FUCK…||12/11/2012 on Best job ever.||+10|
|#29 - Right instead of opening a bunch of useless presents on Decemb… [+] (5 new replies)||12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions!||+2|
#36 - twittywitty (12/11/2012) [-]
SEE THATS NOT TRUE~ ITS JUST A "GUISE" GUYS~ ALL QUIET ON THE BEE/OP FRONT DNA~~ HAHHHA-- BUT U WERE, HOWEVER HERE SATURDAY.. ABOUT TIMING~~ CUFFS ARE GREAT GIFTS & THEY CALL HIM UNCLE ?? U HAVE BABBIES "MOTHER OF THE YEAR" UNDER THE NAME?? LETS SAY THE RIGHT PPL HAVE THE INFO & WHEN U TAKE TIME OFF WORK ITS NOTICED SO BEE HAS YOUR BOSS EVER MENTIONED ANYTHING CAUSE DR SMILTH FROM LOST IN SPACE IS A GREAT LIAR!! AS IS DNA CAUSE THEY KNOW U ARE SO BEEHIND IN READING POST..U HAVE BEEN SET UP SINCE U MENTIONED ON FJ MY IPAD & THEY SAID HOW MUCH U HATED ME FOR GIFTS..ALL THERE & U SAID IT FOR MANY TO "HEAR" SON OTHERS" WHY?? TELL HER THE TRUTH U NEVER WANTED THAT FAMILY!! GO AHEAD..THE $$ YUP 2015..ANOTHER THING NOT GOING AWAY.. THE QUEEN
#48 - ctsasquatch (12/11/2012) [-]
First, turn off the damn caps lock.
Second, I need you to find a Scrabble game; full-size, travel edition, any will do, really.
Third, Eat all the tiles. Yes, all of them; wash them down with the most powerful laxative you can find.
Fourth, when you sh*t them out, remember the order of the letters and tell me what it says, because I am absolutely SURE it will make much more sense than whatever the f*ck it is you just tried to say.
Fifth, have a nice day.
#33 - deltaxomega (12/11/2012) [-]
To me no, but alas i am only but a simple person. What the hell is stress free parenting, I'm only an uncle and i still want to pull my hair out when ever my nieces/nephews are here and the only right a burglar has in my family's house is a shotgun blast to the chest courtesy of my grandfather.
|#9 - Burn the witch.||12/10/2012 on Amazing Sleight Of Hand||+6|
|#101 - To deal with stupidity like this you must baffle the stupid pe…||12/10/2012 on Christmas Trees||+8|
|#91 - Daddy?||12/09/2012 on The suit||+1|
|#5 - Sounds like the plot for this movie except it's the tooth fairy.||12/08/2012 on Santa is... REAL?!||+2|
|#12 - Picture [+] (16 new replies)||12/07/2012 on extermina-wait what?||+20|
#25 - lordlolland (12/07/2012) [-]
Actually no, I work at municipal IT, and my faith in humanity is at its lowest from the first call of the day to about 2 hours after I leave work.
And since its less than 2 hours since I left work, I still think everyone is a shithead who should chew on a live 230V AC cable.
A burning hatred for humanity is a well known occupational hazard for people who answer the phones at IT departments.
#31 - lordlolland (12/07/2012) [-]
You spend 10 minutes being yelled at by a user who is complaining that the network is down, only to discover that she moved her computer desk so her office is feng-suai and therefore unplugged her computer from the network.
And when the problem is finally solved, you hang up and mere seconds after the guy in the next office from the previous caller has the exact same problem because he liked the way his co-worker's desk's new position and decided to do the same to his own.
At that point, you wish you could shoot people trough their phone.
|#38 - She's a clever one. [+] (4 new replies)||12/07/2012 on Letters||+44|
|#45 - X=0.999.......... 10X =/= 9.999......... 10X = 9.99...… [+] (4 new replies)||11/17/2012 on TODAY||+11|
#71 - fackingvaiking (11/17/2012) [-]
Yeah. but he wanted to point out the result of the " - " operation.
x = 0,99 (etc)
0,99 * 10 = 9,90 (we can talk here about any number of decimals)
or you can say 0,99 * 10 =  , 9 decimals (n-1) times (9,9 in our case)
And deltaxomega pointed the "scam" before me ( I didnt saw that ) .
|#437 - http://www.win-rar.com/download.html http://vba.ngemu…||11/16/2012 on back in my day||+2|
|#9 - Don't they have a backup power supply just in case there was a… [+] (2 new replies)||11/13/2012 on Genius Idea||+8|
#33 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
|#22 - i think you accidentally that gif.||11/08/2012 on leedle leedle leedle lee||+4|
|#19 - so something like this? [+] (1 new reply)||11/08/2012 on Bad news, everyone dies||+12|
|#12 - Getting real tired of your shit Elmer.||10/28/2012 on Duck Season||0|
|#74 - I use the Khajiit for it's night vision ability.||10/24/2012 on an old favorite||0|
|#6 - Khajiit archer with sneaking ability. They never see me coming. [+] (4 new replies)||10/24/2012 on an old favorite||+4|
#15 - anonymous (10/24/2012) [-]
my first playthrough was argonian using destruction magic, too easy
|#3 - You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover it could upset them. [+] (2 new replies)||10/24/2012 on Nope||+68|
|#6 - Or comical. Now run for my entertainment.||10/23/2012 on True||+1|
|#8 - B/c you didn't look for the recipe||10/22/2012 on ScienceCraft||+3|
|#12 - Picture [+] (6 new replies)||10/22/2012 on Puns||+22|
|#12 - now all we need is Ned Flanders. [+] (20 new replies)||10/21/2012 on Hours||+142|
#116 - anonymous (10/21/2012) [-]
For science, of course.
|#19 - since 1998. ironic that the Dragonball series is the … [+] (2 new replies)||10/21/2012 on Friendzone||+3|
#31 - bboyman (10/21/2012) [-]
however the pokemon Manga was the main idea by pokemons original creator, you get the lot, age, death, kids... it also had Red (pokemon Red) who also eventually grows up and has kids (this is all the top of my head right now i got a killer headace, i think thats how it is)