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Date Signed Up:5/26/2011
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#32 - Trust me and watch the gif and listen to the song.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2012 on HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! +12
User avatar #46 - yodasoda (12/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #34 - yeahitsmitch (12/27/2012) [-]
I love this song, and yeah it fits perfectly
#250 - Idk this ****** scared me more. 12/27/2012 on Jak and Daxter +1
#247 - If you put any type of hard/gummy candy in a pan and cook it o… 12/26/2012 on Put peppermints in the oven... +5
#8 - Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, But tod…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on To my friends this... +36
#14 - triggathepirate (12/26/2012) [-]
The conversation in 2 with the ram god me, that Fuckin movie..
#14 - And that's how I lost my medical licence. 12/25/2012 on Coolest nurse ever! +69
#324 - who you callin stupid. Inb4 pinhead 12/25/2012 on ))) 0
#32 - actually it's (.15) billion not 15 billion but i'll till think… 12/25/2012 on How to be Santa 0
#12 - 7.1 Billion people on the earth. Only about 1/3 celebrate Chri…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2012 on How to be Santa -2
User avatar #31 - cryingchicken (12/25/2012) [-]
You definitely fucked something up...
Everything there is wrong...
I mean firstly, 15 billi.... dya know what? fuck it. its just all wrong.
User avatar #32 - deltaxomega (12/25/2012) [-]
actually it's (.15) billion not 15 billion but i'll till think i screwed something up.
#21 - I think i found a song for them to sing Hike! Ug… 12/24/2012 on My reaction to "Raise This... +3
#34 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Internet Explorer: the most... +2
User avatar #130 - xodia (12/13/2012) [-]
Would someone mind sending me that? Looks awesome
User avatar #44 - waltditmoor (12/13/2012) [-]
yay! another MTG wallpaper!
#4 - Picture 12/12/2012 on Jimmy Carr 0
#42 - Hurt the child that "you" had b/c you're stressed th… 12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions! +1
#39 - Spanking your children i okay if you want to instill fear into… 12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions! 0
#38 - Picture 12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions! +2
#33 - To me no, but alas i am only but a simple person. What the hel… 12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions! 0
#109 - NO, LUCA GET THE **** OFF MY **** .… 12/11/2012 on Best job ever. +10
#29 - Right instead of opening a bunch of useless presents on Decemb…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions! +2
#36 - twittywitty (12/11/2012) [-]
SEE THATS NOT TRUE~ ITS JUST A "GUISE" GUYS~ ALL QUIET ON THE BEE/OP FRONT DNA~~ HAHHHA-- BUT U WERE, HOWEVER HERE SATURDAY.. ABOUT TIMING~~ CUFFS ARE GREAT GIFTS & THEY CALL HIM UNCLE ?? U HAVE BABBIES "MOTHER OF THE YEAR" UNDER THE NAME?? LETS SAY THE RIGHT PPL HAVE THE INFO & WHEN U TAKE TIME OFF WORK ITS NOTICED SO BEE HAS YOUR BOSS EVER MENTIONED ANYTHING CAUSE DR SMILTH FROM LOST IN SPACE IS A GREAT LIAR!! AS IS DNA CAUSE THEY KNOW U ARE SO BEEHIND IN READING POST..U HAVE BEEN SET UP SINCE U MENTIONED ON FJ MY IPAD & THEY SAID HOW MUCH U HATED ME FOR GIFTS..ALL THERE & U SAID IT FOR MANY TO "HEAR" SON OTHERS" WHY?? TELL HER THE TRUTH U NEVER WANTED THAT FAMILY!! GO AHEAD..THE $$ YUP 2015..ANOTHER THING NOT GOING AWAY.. THE QUEEN
#48 - ctsasquatch (12/11/2012) [-]
Twittywitty, I need you to do something for me.
First, turn off the damn caps lock.
Second, I need you to find a Scrabble game; full-size, travel edition, any will do, really.
Third, Eat all the tiles. Yes, all of them; wash them down with the most powerful laxative you can find.
Fourth, when you sh*t them out, remember the order of the letters and tell me what it says, because I am absolutely SURE it will make much more sense than whatever the f*ck it is you just tried to say.
Fifth, have a nice day.
#38 - deltaxomega (12/11/2012) [-]
#30 - venomthc (12/11/2012) [-]
Well doesn't it sound right? Tell me more about stress-free parenting or maybe when a burglar have more rights than you.
User avatar #33 - deltaxomega (12/11/2012) [-]
To me no, but alas i am only but a simple person. What the hell is stress free parenting, I'm only an uncle and i still want to pull my hair out when ever my nieces/nephews are here and the only right a burglar has in my family's house is a shotgun blast to the chest courtesy of my grandfather.
#9 - Burn the witch. 12/10/2012 on Amazing Sleight Of Hand +6
#101 - To deal with stupidity like this you must baffle the stupid pe… 12/10/2012 on Christmas Trees +8
#91 - Daddy? 12/09/2012 on The suit +1
#5 - Sounds like the plot for this movie except it's the tooth fairy. 12/08/2012 on Santa is... REAL?! +2
#12 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 12/07/2012 on extermina-wait what? +20
User avatar #14 - EnergizierAnon (12/07/2012) [-]
i tried to read that out loud in a dalek voice. not as easy as imagining Professor Farnsworth or Morgan freeman. by the way, Good News everyone, your now reading this in my voice!
User avatar #15 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
....whose voice?
#16 - EnergizierAnon (12/07/2012) [-]
why, Mine of course.
User avatar #36 - aldheim (12/07/2012) [-]
I can't stop reading thing's in a Dalek's voice
#17 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
#18 - EnergizierAnon (12/07/2012) [-]
now, let us ask the what if machine a question. Who wants to go first?
#20 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #19 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
what if women could get pregnant through anal as well as vaginal sex....
User avatar #23 - lordlolland (12/07/2012) [-]
Then there would be even more shitheads in the world.
#24 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
pun intended?
User avatar #25 - lordlolland (12/07/2012) [-]
Actually no, I work at municipal IT, and my faith in humanity is at its lowest from the first call of the day to about 2 hours after I leave work.
And since its less than 2 hours since I left work, I still think everyone is a shithead who should chew on a live 230V AC cable.

A burning hatred for humanity is a well known occupational hazard for people who answer the phones at IT departments.
User avatar #29 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
i have a friend who works in a call center... funnily enough he says somewhat the same thing if we ask him how work was
User avatar #31 - lordlolland (12/07/2012) [-]
You spend 10 minutes being yelled at by a user who is complaining that the network is down, only to discover that she moved her computer desk so her office is feng-suai and therefore unplugged her computer from the network.
And when the problem is finally solved, you hang up and mere seconds after the guy in the next office from the previous caller has the exact same problem because he liked the way his co-worker's desk's new position and decided to do the same to his own.

At that point, you wish you could shoot people trough their phone.
User avatar #32 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
you can shoot people :) its the consequences afterwards that's the problem
User avatar #33 - lordlolland (12/07/2012) [-]
I can't through their phone, and my manager doesn't accept "Im going to shoot a user" as a valid reason for leaving the office during work hours.
User avatar #34 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
that's a shame :(
#38 - She's a clever one.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Letters +44
#104 - mrchunkyperiod (12/07/2012) [-]
#85 - mrvin (12/07/2012) [-]
#78 - infernomax (12/07/2012) [-]
#45 - anaphase (12/07/2012) [-]
#45 - X=0.999.......... 10X =/= 9.999......... 10X = 9.99...…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2012 on TODAY +11
User avatar #142 - srskate (11/17/2012) [-]
No
not even close
tell me, my good sir. What is ∞-1

If your answer is anything but infinity, im sorry, but math simply isnt for you.
User avatar #66 - robarth (11/17/2012) [-]
it will end with nine even if you multiply i by 10 because there are infinite number of nines and infinity minus one is still infinity, because infinity is NOT a nuber
User avatar #71 - fackingvaiking (11/17/2012) [-]
Yeah. but he wanted to point out the result of the " - " operation.
x = 0,99 (etc)
0,99 * 10 = 9,90 (we can talk here about any number of decimals)
or you can say 0,99 * 10 = [10] , 9 decimals (n-1) times (9,9 in our case)

And deltaxomega pointed the "scam" before me ( I didnt saw that ) .
User avatar #72 - fackingvaiking (11/17/2012) [-]
[10x] **
#437 - http://www.win-rar.com/download.html http://vba.ngemu… 11/16/2012 on back in my day +2
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User avatar #212 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
How 2 Barbie Also look at this stupid but hilarious **** .
#179 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Strangesir
Strangesir
User avatar #200 to #179 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Yep <:I

Ye. Also, have you played Valient Hearts?
User avatar #201 to #200 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
watched an lp of one. Sad game.
User avatar #202 to #201 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I played it before watching someone else play. That ******* ending is like the only one ever to make me almost cry. I did, sorta, a tiny bit. Felt something similar again when I watched the dude's video playthrough ending.

MY FEELS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, BURD.
User avatar #203 to #202 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I know how you feel.
User avatar #204 to #203 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Both times made me wanna look up WWI stuff 'n' **** , which is what I'm doing right now. As my one other friend said who's a huge history guy, "That game is stupidly depressing."
User avatar #206 to #204 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
yea....Remember when video games were made to make you feel happy.

Pepperidge Farm does.
User avatar #207 to #206 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Well, I mean, the game had some real fun parts, and the factoids were real nito, and I like the message and how original the game is and how it's been a long time since I played a puzzle game like it.
User avatar #208 to #207 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I said happy not fun.

fun = happiness

happiness =/= fun

I agree though the game is pretty good.
User avatar #209 to #208 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
True....

Ye. I kiiiinda wanna do a WWI RP, but at the same time it's like... Y'know.
Maybe a fictional type with higher-tech stuff and such, but, still. Blagh.
User avatar #210 to #209 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
you know Germens where known for their hospitable torturing.

Hint Hint
User avatar #211 to #210 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh my...

It kinda sounds nice and kinky, but I'm not too sure right now.
Maybe we could play as two French or German soldiers who fall in love with each other on the battlefield~?
User avatar #213 to #211 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Souns fine to me
User avatar #214 to #213 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Kewl. Let's continue a bit of our other stuph first, though. Also, gettin' off now, so good night burd~
User avatar #215 to #214 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Okay night kitty~
User avatar #216 to #215 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
*Kitty kiss~*
User avatar #217 to #216 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
*Owl light peck*
#205 to #204 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I'll add this in 'cus I kinda meant to.
User avatar #180 to #179 - strangesir ONLINE (10/27/2014) [-]
Burds~ :>
User avatar #181 to #180 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Mhmm

your raven and my owl.
User avatar #182 to #181 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Yup.

Also, hai~!
User avatar #183 to #182 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Hi Cat~
User avatar #184 to #183 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
**strangesir pounces Xavior**

Hei Bird~
User avatar #185 to #184 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
oomph.....'sup?
User avatar #186 to #185 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Not much, 'cept I'm gonna have a short day tomorrow so I get to do whatever dafuq I want for most of the rest of the day, then friday I have off~!
User avatar #187 to #186 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Nice, I'm going for my glasses tomorrow.
User avatar #188 to #187 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Neat. Didya have a pair before, or...?
User avatar #189 to #188 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I did till my mother snapped them trying to keep me from beating the **** out of my ignorant little brother. That was about 5 years ago.
User avatar #190 to #189 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Oooooh... Ignorant how?
User avatar #191 to #190 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh god......he's a narcissist, bully and when it comes to owing him money he makes loan sharks look like bank tellers.
User avatar #192 to #191 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh wow... What a straight-up cunt.
User avatar #193 to #192 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
It's like living with tumbler - the feminists.
User avatar #194 to #193 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
**strangesir shudders**
User avatar #195 to #194 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
yea....guess that's why I never get upset a tumbler post...I'm just use to it.
User avatar #196 to #195 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Well **** .

I'm an only child, so, never had to deal with siblings, or have cool ones or anything. But it's a'ight.

Wanna RP meybe tomorrow?
User avatar #197 to #196 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm from a family of 5.........



Sure. speaking of rps what happen to your friend?
User avatar #198 to #197 - strangesir ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
Be glad it wasn't a family of anymore than that. I had a friend who was the 9th, and I think last, kid in his family. He of course wasn't a very good one either... Smoking weed illegally and commonly, disobeying parents (Who weren't good ones by the way), being a pyromaniac, and all-around usually an idiot

Nuthin' I just haven't checked Skype recently. He was busy and such when I tried to catch him on there. Now he probably could sometime though.
User avatar #199 to #198 - deltaxomega ONLINE (10/28/2014) [-]
lucky me....

Ahh got it
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