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|#32 - Trust me and watch the gif and listen to the song. [+] (2 new replies)||12/27/2012 on HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?!||+12|
|#250 - Idk this ****** scared me more.||12/27/2012 on Jak and Daxter||+1|
|#247 - If you put any type of hard/gummy candy in a pan and cook it o…||12/26/2012 on Put peppermints in the oven...||+5|
|#8 - Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, But tod… [+] (1 new reply)||12/26/2012 on To my friends this...||+36|
|#14 - And that's how I lost my medical licence.||12/25/2012 on Coolest nurse ever!||+69|
|#324 - who you callin stupid. Inb4 pinhead||12/25/2012 on )))||0|
|#32 - actually it's (.15) billion not 15 billion but i'll till think…||12/25/2012 on How to be Santa||0|
|#12 - 7.1 Billion people on the earth. Only about 1/3 celebrate Chri… [+] (2 new replies)||12/25/2012 on How to be Santa||-2|
|#21 - I think i found a song for them to sing Hike! Ug…||12/24/2012 on My reaction to "Raise This...||+3|
|#34 - Picture [+] (2 new replies)||12/13/2012 on Internet Explorer: the most...||+2|
|#4 - Picture||12/12/2012 on Jimmy Carr||0|
|#42 - Hurt the child that "you" had b/c you're stressed th…||12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions!||+1|
|#39 - Spanking your children i okay if you want to instill fear into…||12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions!||0|
|#38 - Picture||12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions!||+2|
|#33 - To me no, but alas i am only but a simple person. What the hel…||12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions!||0|
|#109 - NO, LUCA GET THE **** OFF MY **** .…||12/11/2012 on Best job ever.||+10|
|#29 - Right instead of opening a bunch of useless presents on Decemb… [+] (5 new replies)||12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions!||+2|
#36 - twittywitty (12/11/2012) [-]
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#48 - ctsasquatch (12/11/2012) [-]
First, turn off the damn caps lock.
Second, I need you to find a Scrabble game; full-size, travel edition, any will do, really.
Third, Eat all the tiles. Yes, all of them; wash them down with the most powerful laxative you can find.
Fourth, when you sh*t them out, remember the order of the letters and tell me what it says, because I am absolutely SURE it will make much more sense than whatever the f*ck it is you just tried to say.
Fifth, have a nice day.
#33 - deltaxomega (12/11/2012) [-]
To me no, but alas i am only but a simple person. What the hell is stress free parenting, I'm only an uncle and i still want to pull my hair out when ever my nieces/nephews are here and the only right a burglar has in my family's house is a shotgun blast to the chest courtesy of my grandfather.
|#9 - Burn the witch.||12/10/2012 on Amazing Sleight Of Hand||+6|
|#101 - To deal with stupidity like this you must baffle the stupid pe…||12/10/2012 on Christmas Trees||+8|
|#91 - Daddy?||12/09/2012 on The suit||+1|
|#5 - Sounds like the plot for this movie except it's the tooth fairy.||12/08/2012 on Santa is... REAL?!||+2|
|#12 - Picture [+] (16 new replies)||12/07/2012 on extermina-wait what?||+20|
#25 - lordlolland (12/07/2012) [-]
Actually no, I work at municipal IT, and my faith in humanity is at its lowest from the first call of the day to about 2 hours after I leave work.
And since its less than 2 hours since I left work, I still think everyone is a shithead who should chew on a live 230V AC cable.
A burning hatred for humanity is a well known occupational hazard for people who answer the phones at IT departments.
#31 - lordlolland (12/07/2012) [-]
You spend 10 minutes being yelled at by a user who is complaining that the network is down, only to discover that she moved her computer desk so her office is feng-suai and therefore unplugged her computer from the network.
And when the problem is finally solved, you hang up and mere seconds after the guy in the next office from the previous caller has the exact same problem because he liked the way his co-worker's desk's new position and decided to do the same to his own.
At that point, you wish you could shoot people trough their phone.
|#38 - She's a clever one. [+] (4 new replies)||12/07/2012 on Letters||+44|
|#45 - X=0.999.......... 10X =/= 9.999......... 10X = 9.99...… [+] (4 new replies)||11/17/2012 on TODAY||+11|
#71 - fackingvaiking (11/17/2012) [-]
Yeah. but he wanted to point out the result of the " - " operation.
x = 0,99 (etc)
0,99 * 10 = 9,90 (we can talk here about any number of decimals)
or you can say 0,99 * 10 =  , 9 decimals (n-1) times (9,9 in our case)
And deltaxomega pointed the "scam" before me ( I didnt saw that ) .
|#437 - http://www.win-rar.com/download.html http://vba.ngemu…||11/16/2012 on back in my day||+2|