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Date Signed Up:5/26/2011
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#4 - inside the factory 2nd floor b/c first floor is missing  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2013 on Castle 1 Heck yeah I tell... 0
#5 - deltaxomega (01/01/2013) [-]
a prototype switch yard fully functional just ugly looking
#3 - here is a project i began but got lazy and did't finished so i…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2013 on Castle 1 Heck yeah I tell... 0
#4 - deltaxomega (01/01/2013) [-]
inside the factory 2nd floor b/c first floor is missing
#5 - deltaxomega (01/01/2013) [-]
a prototype switch yard fully functional just ugly looking
#1 - HFW 01/01/2013 on that shit on everything +4
#45786 - Friend: What about your other friends do they mean nothing to … 12/30/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#45777 - Tell him you know a person (Me, male, 21) that was born with a…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/30/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
#45785 - mechy (12/30/2012) [-]
What he replied after i told him what you told me to say.
I don't want to be a total dick here, but I've lost contact with my best childhood friend since he wasn't returning my calls a couple weeks ago, my "long prosperous life" is riddles with illness because I have hereditary spherocytosis, which gives me a severely weakened immune system, food isn't copious as my family is very poor and I'm renting, we don't actually own a house..

That kinda screwed up with this one. But still, thanks for your help though. He still appreciates my help, and of without knowing it yours :P.
User avatar #45786 - deltaxomega (12/30/2012) [-]
Friend: What about your other friends do they mean nothing to you why hold on to the past when there is (and yes [ill get to that]) lovely future. Hell i'd be your friend (if it wasn't creepy sounding)

sick: I am so sorry for your impairment, but why dwell on it. sure it gets in the way, but sometimes the best way to solve an obstacle is simply go around it. your best bet is to leave a positive impression on the world b/f you go instead of moping on the time you have left. "This saying is my grandmother's before she passed"

Money: so isn't 99% of the world including me.

Housing: Lucky you Section 8 pay's for me to live in a slummy 2 bedroom (literally) 1/2 bath appt.
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#45763 - *The mask 12/30/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#45762 - Not a movie but the Three Stooges are funny (it's slap stick) …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #45763 - deltaxomega (12/30/2012) [-]
*The mask
#2 - Stop rolling up your money on lint rollers 'da **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/30/2012 on Even If Its A Quickie... +1
User avatar #3 - darklava (12/30/2012) [-]
Gotta love that bo0ody
#10 - "If you're having beer problems I feel bad for you son, I… 12/29/2012 on Priorities -7
#117 - Ritardando (re-tar-dan-do) literally means to slow down in mus… 12/28/2012 on How I feel when insulted on... -1
#375 - Scientists, chemists, astrophysicists, pianists, guitarists, a… 12/28/2012 on feminist nowadays 0
#2 - She now owes him $995,448 12/27/2012 on huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu +5
#11 - Well the weight gain is so insignificant that it cant really b… 12/27/2012 on Farts lose your weight 0
#3 - oxygen, nitrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen and methane are wha…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Farts lose your weight +2
User avatar #4 - mammafakkerz (12/27/2012) [-]
I fart a fucking lot, eat very healthy, explain, EXPLAAAAIN!
#11 - deltaxomega (12/27/2012) [-]
Well the weight gain is so insignificant that it cant really be measured after all it is gas we are talking about. Now if your Exercising wile eating healthy then your weight lost is coming from the fat's carbs and sugar being burned to fuel your muscles to do more work.

"fun fact if a fat man and a skinny man just sat in a room the fat man would loose more weight the the skinny man"
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User avatar #6 - mammafakkerz (12/27/2012) [-]
Does broccoli make you fart? > Themoreyouknow.jpg
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User avatar #8 - mammafakkerz (12/27/2012) [-]
Well, fuck me. Just gotta live with it! Actually it doesnt bother me as much as those surrounding me huehuehuehuehuehuehue
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User avatar #10 - mammafakkerz (12/27/2012) [-]
Deal with it
#32 - Trust me and watch the gif and listen to the song.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2012 on HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?! +12
User avatar #46 - yodasoda (12/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #34 - yeahitsmitch (12/27/2012) [-]
I love this song, and yeah it fits perfectly
#250 - Idk this ****** scared me more. 12/27/2012 on Jak and Daxter +1
#247 - If you put any type of hard/gummy candy in a pan and cook it o… 12/26/2012 on Put peppermints in the oven... +5
#8 - Yesterday is history, Tomorrow is a mystery, But tod…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2012 on To my friends this... +36
#14 - triggathepirate (12/26/2012) [-]
The conversation in 2 with the ram god me, that Fuckin movie..
#14 - And that's how I lost my medical licence. 12/25/2012 on Coolest nurse ever! +69
#324 - who you callin stupid. Inb4 pinhead 12/25/2012 on ))) 0
#32 - actually it's (.15) billion not 15 billion but i'll till think… 12/25/2012 on How to be Santa 0
#12 - 7.1 Billion people on the earth. Only about 1/3 celebrate Chri…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2012 on How to be Santa -2
User avatar #31 - cryingchicken (12/25/2012) [-]
You definitely fucked something up...
Everything there is wrong...
I mean firstly, 15 billi.... dya know what? fuck it. its just all wrong.
User avatar #32 - deltaxomega (12/25/2012) [-]
actually it's (.15) billion not 15 billion but i'll till think i screwed something up.
#21 - I think i found a song for them to sing Hike! Ug… 12/24/2012 on My reaction to "Raise This... +3
#34 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/13/2012 on Internet Explorer: the most... +2
User avatar #130 - xodia (12/13/2012) [-]
Would someone mind sending me that? Looks awesome
User avatar #44 - waltditmoor (12/13/2012) [-]
yay! another MTG wallpaper!
#4 - Picture 12/12/2012 on Jimmy Carr 0
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User avatar #212 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
How 2 Barbie Also look at this stupid but hilarious **** .
#179 - deltaxomega (10/27/2014) [-]
Strangesir
Strangesir
User avatar #200 to #179 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Yep <:I

Ye. Also, have you played Valient Hearts?
User avatar #201 to #200 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
watched an lp of one. Sad game.
User avatar #202 to #201 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
I played it before watching someone else play. That ******* ending is like the only one ever to make me almost cry. I did, sorta, a tiny bit. Felt something similar again when I watched the dude's video playthrough ending.

MY FEELS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME, BURD.
User avatar #203 to #202 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
I know how you feel.
User avatar #204 to #203 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Both times made me wanna look up WWI stuff 'n' **** , which is what I'm doing right now. As my one other friend said who's a huge history guy, "That game is stupidly depressing."
User avatar #206 to #204 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
yea....Remember when video games were made to make you feel happy.

Pepperidge Farm does.
User avatar #207 to #206 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Well, I mean, the game had some real fun parts, and the factoids were real nito, and I like the message and how original the game is and how it's been a long time since I played a puzzle game like it.
User avatar #208 to #207 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
I said happy not fun.

fun = happiness

happiness =/= fun

I agree though the game is pretty good.
User avatar #209 to #208 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
True....

Ye. I kiiiinda wanna do a WWI RP, but at the same time it's like... Y'know.
Maybe a fictional type with higher-tech stuff and such, but, still. Blagh.
User avatar #210 to #209 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
you know Germens where known for their hospitable torturing.

Hint Hint
User avatar #211 to #210 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh my...

It kinda sounds nice and kinky, but I'm not too sure right now.
Maybe we could play as two French or German soldiers who fall in love with each other on the battlefield~?
User avatar #213 to #211 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Souns fine to me
User avatar #214 to #213 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Kewl. Let's continue a bit of our other stuph first, though. Also, gettin' off now, so good night burd~
User avatar #215 to #214 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Okay night kitty~
User avatar #216 to #215 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
*Kitty kiss~*
User avatar #217 to #216 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
*Owl light peck*
#205 to #204 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
I'll add this in 'cus I kinda meant to.
User avatar #180 to #179 - strangesir (10/27/2014) [-]
Burds~ :>
User avatar #181 to #180 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Mhmm

your raven and my owl.
User avatar #182 to #181 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Yup.

Also, hai~!
User avatar #183 to #182 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Hi Cat~
User avatar #184 to #183 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
**strangesir pounces Xavior**

Hei Bird~
User avatar #185 to #184 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
oomph.....'sup?
User avatar #186 to #185 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Not much, 'cept I'm gonna have a short day tomorrow so I get to do whatever dafuq I want for most of the rest of the day, then friday I have off~!
User avatar #187 to #186 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Nice, I'm going for my glasses tomorrow.
User avatar #188 to #187 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Neat. Didya have a pair before, or...?
User avatar #189 to #188 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
I did till my mother snapped them trying to keep me from beating the **** out of my ignorant little brother. That was about 5 years ago.
User avatar #190 to #189 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Oooooh... Ignorant how?
User avatar #191 to #190 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh god......he's a narcissist, bully and when it comes to owing him money he makes loan sharks look like bank tellers.
User avatar #192 to #191 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Oh wow... What a straight-up cunt.
User avatar #193 to #192 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
It's like living with tumbler - the feminists.
User avatar #194 to #193 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
**strangesir shudders**
User avatar #195 to #194 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
yea....guess that's why I never get upset a tumbler post...I'm just use to it.
User avatar #196 to #195 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Well **** .

I'm an only child, so, never had to deal with siblings, or have cool ones or anything. But it's a'ight.

Wanna RP meybe tomorrow?
User avatar #197 to #196 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm from a family of 5.........



Sure. speaking of rps what happen to your friend?
User avatar #198 to #197 - strangesir (10/28/2014) [-]
Be glad it wasn't a family of anymore than that. I had a friend who was the 9th, and I think last, kid in his family. He of course wasn't a very good one either... Smoking weed illegally and commonly, disobeying parents (Who weren't good ones by the way), being a pyromaniac, and all-around usually an idiot

Nuthin' I just haven't checked Skype recently. He was busy and such when I tried to catch him on there. Now he probably could sometime though.
User avatar #199 to #198 - deltaxomega (10/28/2014) [-]
lucky me....

Ahh got it
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