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#39 - Spanking your children i okay if you want to instill fear into… 12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions! 0
#38 - Picture 12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions! +2
#33 - To me no, but alas i am only but a simple person. What the hel… 12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions! 0
#109 - NO, LUCA GET THE FUCK OFF MY SHIT. YOU AIN'T GETTING NO FUCK… 12/11/2012 on Best job ever. +10
#29 - Right instead of opening a bunch of useless presents on Decemb…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/11/2012 on Christmas traditions! +2
#36 - twittywitty (12/11/2012) [-]
SEE THATS NOT TRUE~ ITS JUST A "GUISE" GUYS~ ALL QUIET ON THE BEE/OP FRONT DNA~~ HAHHHA-- BUT U WERE, HOWEVER HERE SATURDAY.. ABOUT TIMING~~ CUFFS ARE GREAT GIFTS & THEY CALL HIM UNCLE ?? U HAVE BABBIES "MOTHER OF THE YEAR" UNDER THE NAME?? LETS SAY THE RIGHT PPL HAVE THE INFO & WHEN U TAKE TIME OFF WORK ITS NOTICED SO BEE HAS YOUR BOSS EVER MENTIONED ANYTHING CAUSE DR SMILTH FROM LOST IN SPACE IS A GREAT LIAR!! AS IS DNA CAUSE THEY KNOW U ARE SO BEEHIND IN READING POST..U HAVE BEEN SET UP SINCE U MENTIONED ON FJ MY IPAD & THEY SAID HOW MUCH U HATED ME FOR GIFTS..ALL THERE & U SAID IT FOR MANY TO "HEAR" SON OTHERS" WHY?? TELL HER THE TRUTH U NEVER WANTED THAT FAMILY!! GO AHEAD..THE $$ YUP 2015..ANOTHER THING NOT GOING AWAY.. THE QUEEN
#48 - ctsasquatch (12/11/2012) [-]
Twittywitty, I need you to do something for me.
First, turn off the damn caps lock.
Second, I need you to find a Scrabble game; full-size, travel edition, any will do, really.
Third, Eat all the tiles. Yes, all of them; wash them down with the most powerful laxative you can find.
Fourth, when you sh*t them out, remember the order of the letters and tell me what it says, because I am absolutely SURE it will make much more sense than whatever the f*ck it is you just tried to say.
Fifth, have a nice day.
#38 - deltaxomega (12/11/2012) [-]
#30 - venomthc (12/11/2012) [-]
Well doesn't it sound right? Tell me more about stress-free parenting or maybe when a burglar have more rights than you.
User avatar #33 - deltaxomega (12/11/2012) [-]
To me no, but alas i am only but a simple person. What the hell is stress free parenting, I'm only an uncle and i still want to pull my hair out when ever my nieces/nephews are here and the only right a burglar has in my family's house is a shotgun blast to the chest courtesy of my grandfather.
#9 - Burn the witch. 12/10/2012 on Amazing Sleight Of Hand +6
#101 - To deal with stupidity like this you must baffle the stupid pe… 12/10/2012 on Christmas Trees +8
#91 - Daddy? 12/09/2012 on The suit +1
#5 - Sounds like the plot for this movie except it's the tooth fairy. 12/08/2012 on Santa is... REAL?! +2
#12 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 12/07/2012 on extermina-wait what? +20
User avatar #14 - EnergizierAnon (12/07/2012) [-]
i tried to read that out loud in a dalek voice. not as easy as imagining Professor Farnsworth or Morgan freeman. by the way, Good News everyone, your now reading this in my voice!
User avatar #15 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
....whose voice?
#16 - EnergizierAnon (12/07/2012) [-]
why, Mine of course.
User avatar #36 - aldheim (12/07/2012) [-]
I can't stop reading thing's in a Dalek's voice
#17 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
#18 - EnergizierAnon (12/07/2012) [-]
now, let us ask the what if machine a question. Who wants to go first?
#20 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
User avatar #19 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
what if women could get pregnant through anal as well as vaginal sex....
User avatar #23 - lordlolland (12/07/2012) [-]
Then there would be even more shitheads in the world.
#24 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
pun intended?
User avatar #25 - lordlolland (12/07/2012) [-]
Actually no, I work at municipal IT, and my faith in humanity is at its lowest from the first call of the day to about 2 hours after I leave work.
And since its less than 2 hours since I left work, I still think everyone is a shithead who should chew on a live 230V AC cable.

A burning hatred for humanity is a well known occupational hazard for people who answer the phones at IT departments.
User avatar #29 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
i have a friend who works in a call center... funnily enough he says somewhat the same thing if we ask him how work was
User avatar #31 - lordlolland (12/07/2012) [-]
You spend 10 minutes being yelled at by a user who is complaining that the network is down, only to discover that she moved her computer desk so her office is feng-suai and therefore unplugged her computer from the network.
And when the problem is finally solved, you hang up and mere seconds after the guy in the next office from the previous caller has the exact same problem because he liked the way his co-worker's desk's new position and decided to do the same to his own.

At that point, you wish you could shoot people trough their phone.
User avatar #32 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
you can shoot people :) its the consequences afterwards that's the problem
User avatar #33 - lordlolland (12/07/2012) [-]
I can't through their phone, and my manager doesn't accept "Im going to shoot a user" as a valid reason for leaving the office during work hours.
User avatar #34 - mysteriouswaiz (12/07/2012) [-]
that's a shame :(
#38 - She's a clever one.  [+] (4 new replies) 12/07/2012 on Letters +44
#104 - mrchunkyperiod (12/07/2012) [-]
#85 - mrvin (12/07/2012) [-]
#78 - infernomax (12/07/2012) [-]
#45 - anaphase (12/07/2012) [-]
#45 - X=0.999.......... 10X =/= 9.999......... 10X = 9.99...…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2012 on TODAY +11
User avatar #142 - srskate (11/17/2012) [-]
No
not even close
tell me, my good sir. What is ∞-1

If your answer is anything but infinity, im sorry, but math simply isnt for you.
User avatar #66 - robarth (11/17/2012) [-]
it will end with nine even if you multiply i by 10 because there are infinite number of nines and infinity minus one is still infinity, because infinity is NOT a nuber
User avatar #71 - fackingvaiking (11/17/2012) [-]
Yeah. but he wanted to point out the result of the " - " operation.
x = 0,99 (etc)
0,99 * 10 = 9,90 (we can talk here about any number of decimals)
or you can say 0,99 * 10 = [10] , 9 decimals (n-1) times (9,9 in our case)

And deltaxomega pointed the "scam" before me ( I didnt saw that ) .
User avatar #72 - fackingvaiking (11/17/2012) [-]
[10x] **
#437 - http://www.win-rar.com/download.html http://vba.ngemu… 11/16/2012 on back in my day +2
#9 - Don't they have a backup power supply just in case there was a…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2012 on Genius Idea +8
#33 - anonymous (11/14/2012) [-]
yup
User avatar #19 - spacehawk (11/14/2012) [-]
All but hospitals in the third world have this
#22 - i think you accidentally that gif. 11/08/2012 on leedle leedle leedle lee +4
#19 - so something like this?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2012 on Bad news, everyone dies +12
#272 - Hightower (11/08/2012) [-]
Something like that.
#12 - Getting real tired of your shit Elmer. 10/28/2012 on Duck Season 0
#74 - I use the Khajiit for it's night vision ability. 10/24/2012 on an old favorite 0
#6 - Khajiit archer with sneaking ability. They never see me coming.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2012 on an old favorite +4
User avatar #69 - dalobman (10/24/2012) [-]
if you're gonna be an archer be a wood elf and do it right.
User avatar #74 - deltaxomega (10/24/2012) [-]
I use the Khajiit for it's night vision ability.
User avatar #7 - tolazytomakename (10/24/2012) [-]
I personally like Argonians better.
#15 - anonymous (10/24/2012) [-]
my first playthrough was argonian using destruction magic, too easy
#3 - You shouldn't judge a book by it's cover it could upset them.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/24/2012 on Nope +68
#53 - corsairjoshua (10/24/2012) [-]
Shino is a super badass.
User avatar #14 - mrchrist (10/24/2012) [-]
I wish I could give you more thumbs.
#6 - Or comical. Now run for my entertainment. 10/23/2012 on True +1
#8 - B/c you didn't look for the recipe 10/22/2012 on ScienceCraft +3
#12 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 10/22/2012 on Puns +22
#65 - thebaker (10/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #59 - admiralen (10/22/2012) [-]
flawless
User avatar #48 - chevah (10/22/2012) [-]
what..
#25 - waffies (10/22/2012) [-]
oh god what?!?!?
#21 - eagleness (10/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #13 - ravenclawman (10/22/2012) [-]
What did I just watch?
#12 - now all we need is Ned Flanders.  [+] (20 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Hours +142
#227 - sneaksyoubacon (10/21/2012) [-]
Beautiful choice. Have a wallpaper.
#216 - raimbo has deleted their comment.
#167 - sammyjankiis (10/21/2012) [-]
#77 - newfalcon (10/21/2012) [-]
#41 - trollfacehere (10/21/2012) [-]
Draft punk
#32 - wyattgc (10/21/2012) [-]
One strange video...
#19 - waterfire (10/21/2012) [-]
Delivered
#320 - rambleon (10/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #120 - DarkCrow (10/21/2012) [-]
I watched this for the whole length of the song... I salute you! thumb for you
User avatar #119 - dubii (10/21/2012) [-]
Can anyone make a double gif with this gif above?
#54 - robotcomander (10/21/2012) [-]
Flagged Comment Picture
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#116 - anonymous (10/21/2012) [-]
Sauce?
For science, of course.
User avatar #127 - admiralen (10/21/2012) [-]
its not hentai, just missleading gif
User avatar #145 - wiredguy (10/21/2012) [-]
It was edited, this didn't actually appear in the original show. I think she was shaking the desk or something, then someone from 4chan, /a/ probably, edited in the tape and eyes.
#96 - xtrem (10/21/2012) [-]
lol you are being raped
#44 - bme (10/21/2012) [-]
i fucking love you take all my thumbs
User avatar #46 - waterfire (10/21/2012) [-]
How have I taken your thumbs,my good man?
#47 - bme (10/21/2012) [-]
i offer them to you in thanks for this wonderful moment where daft punk, Ned Flanders, and marijuana have come together in perfect harmony all because of you sir.

also heres a beard
User avatar #48 - waterfire (10/21/2012) [-]
Ah, I mistook what you were saying, and thank you for your thumbs!
#14 - ninjabaconone (10/21/2012) [-]
It fits
#19 - since 1998. ironic that the Dragonball series is the …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/21/2012 on Friendzone +3
#31 - bboyman (10/21/2012) [-]
i looked into this thing with ash's age, the people in charge of the cartoon will always have ash as 10 years old, to appeal to younger audiences (since thats the main goal) if he were to grow up eventually then it wouldnt appeal to younger generations like it does now
however the pokemon Manga was the main idea by pokemons original creator, you get the lot, age, death, kids... it also had Red (pokemon Red) who also eventually grows up and has kids (this is all the top of my head right now i got a killer headace, i think thats how it is)
User avatar #25 - itrinx (10/21/2012) [-]
I think naruto did it too but they took dragon ball for model so...
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User avatar #103 - strangesir (07/12/2014) [-]
ovo
User avatar #127 to #104 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]

It'll be fine, we could find somewhere private~
[We really could, there's a LOT of free space to use]

Quite the contrary, Feathers, I'll be bending you over~
User avatar #128 to #127 - deltaxomega (07/14/2014) [-]
Well long as it as plenty of mod for me to abuse I'll be happy.



best part about intense bodyloveing you is the fight to see who's on top.
User avatar #130 to #128 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if it does...


Mmmmhm~
User avatar #131 to #130 - deltaxomega (07/14/2014) [-]
Not sure if what does?


Though you seem pretty dominant tonight. About time someone else was dom for once.
User avatar #132 to #131 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
Not sure what mods are allowed on the server : P

I'll say, it's been a while since you've taken it instead of vice versa ;3
User avatar #133 to #132 - deltaxomega (07/14/2014) [-]
Well most mods have to be server side.... of cores there are client side mods like mini map and x-ray but that's just a giving. I need my machines.


Well stop not so good ladying ans start plowing my feather butt like you own it~
User avatar #134 to #133 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
What machines? ouo


F-List or dA~?
User avatar #135 to #134 - deltaxomega (07/14/2014) [-]
Lets just say it'll will be easier to find a terrafirma craft server it's just one mod. anything else will be 150+ mods for me.



f-list of-course
User avatar #136 to #135 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
Ah, mkays.


Seeya there~
User avatar #129 to #128 - deltaxomega (07/14/2014) [-]
lol addie
User avatar #105 to #104 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
Herro.
User avatar #106 to #105 - deltaxomega (07/14/2014) [-]
Hi Sir. Strange.
User avatar #107 to #106 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
Sup.
:>
User avatar #108 to #107 - deltaxomega (07/14/2014) [-]
Nothing much just browsing FJ, you?
User avatar #109 to #108 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
Same, chattin' with people too.
User avatar #110 to #109 - deltaxomega (07/14/2014) [-]
Sounds fun.
User avatar #111 to #110 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
Ye. Do ya have a Steam?
User avatar #112 to #111 - deltaxomega (07/14/2014) [-]
No I do not.
User avatar #114 to #112 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
We could've played Gmod or somethin' and flirted while we built digestive end product.
ewe
User avatar #115 to #114 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
WAIT WHAT.

digestive end product.
User avatar #118 to #115 - deltaxomega (07/14/2014) [-]
blame addie.
or my big tittied mommy -_-'

sorry then again gmod takes to much ram for me to play anyways
User avatar #119 to #118 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
You must have a not-so-great computer...

A digestive end product computer x3
User avatar #120 to #119 - deltaxomega (07/14/2014) [-]
Says the cat who can't stay on skype for more ten 5 minutes. :
User avatar #121 to #120 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
I'D BE ABLE TO IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE LEECH OF A WIFI PC.

And I'm able to play Gmod and stuff pretty well, SO EAUGHUGA, TAKE THAT, FEATHER-FACE!
User avatar #122 to #121 - deltaxomega (07/14/2014) [-]
Hmmm? Sorry I can't hear you over my heavily modded minecraft game.
User avatar #123 to #122 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
I barely have any mods.

Don't make me molest you >:U
User avatar #124 to #123 - deltaxomega (07/14/2014) [-]
you and I should find a terrafirmacrft server and play.



Can't molest the willing
User avatar #125 to #124 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
Terrafir?
And we could mayhaps go on the F-List furry server.


I'll find a way~
User avatar #126 to #125 - deltaxomega (07/14/2014) [-]
wiki.terrafirmacraft.com/Main_Page


umm ok...I don't like big crowds though


Well till then i'll just bend you over the couch.
User avatar #116 to #115 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
WOW my big tittied mommy, WOW.
User avatar #117 to #116 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
OHOHOHAHAHAHAHAHA.
User avatar #113 to #112 - strangesir (07/14/2014) [-]
Aw...
User avatar #94 - strangesir (06/12/2014) [-]
Hoot hoot~
User avatar #95 to #94 - deltaxomega (06/12/2014) [-]
wait cats go meow >.<
User avatar #96 to #95 - strangesir (06/12/2014) [-]
I knows. Didya get the comment I mentioned you on?
User avatar #97 to #96 - deltaxomega (06/12/2014) [-]
I did. thank you ^v^
User avatar #98 to #97 - strangesir (06/12/2014) [-]
No probs :3
User avatar #99 to #98 - deltaxomega (06/12/2014) [-]
I think i'm suffering from the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon....Everywhere I look i see cats and owl.
User avatar #100 to #99 - strangesir (06/12/2014) [-]
Crazy o.o
User avatar #101 to #100 - deltaxomega (06/12/2014) [-]
Mhm. >_<
User avatar #87 to #86 - deltaxomega (06/01/2014) [-]
Hi kitten~
User avatar #88 to #87 - strangesir (06/01/2014) [-]
Hai hachling~
User avatar #89 to #88 - deltaxomega (06/01/2014) [-]
egg brother?

sup?
User avatar #90 to #89 - strangesir (06/01/2014) [-]
Kinda sorta

Not much. Wanna RP?
User avatar #91 to #90 - deltaxomega (06/01/2014) [-]
sure f-list right?
User avatar #92 to #91 - strangesir (06/01/2014) [-]
Ye.
User avatar #93 to #92 - deltaxomega (06/01/2014) [-]
one sec need to restart comp
User avatar #84 to #83 - deltaxomega (05/12/2014) [-]
I accidental hit delete all friends. I'm sorry i'll add you back.
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