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Consoles Owned: 3Ds, Xbox 360, NES, SNES, N64, Gameboy, Gbc, gba, gba sp, Gamecube, Ps2, Xbox, Sega Genisis, Game Gear, PSP, Ds lite, Wii... maybe more idk
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Interests: sex, games, drugs, food, and tv/movies
Date Signed Up:8/03/2012
Last Login:12/20/2014
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that dude who asked a hoe (ex girlfriend) to homecoming through fj and everyone thought I was lying

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#346 - lol 12/14/2014 on mooshmallow's profile 0
#231 - hi  [+] (1 new reply) 12/11/2014 on Mods will suggest or draw... +7
User avatar #249 - lotengo (12/11/2014) [-]
fagget
#304 - post more pls maybe even a video? 12/09/2014 on mooshmallow's profile 0
#96 - no idea mayne 12/09/2014 on deliver's profile 0
#44126 - that's always fun still a faggot as usual?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #44282 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
well duh
#44116 - so how have you been buddy  [+] (3 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #44119 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
good
bout to nap
User avatar #44126 - deliver (12/08/2014) [-]
that's always fun
still a faggot as usual?
User avatar #44282 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
well duh
#44095 - it's okay, I know you wanted to talk to me  [+] (5 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #44099 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
always
User avatar #44116 - deliver (12/08/2014) [-]
so how have you been buddy
User avatar #44119 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
good
bout to nap
User avatar #44126 - deliver (12/08/2014) [-]
that's always fun
still a faggot as usual?
User avatar #44282 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
well duh
#44093 - hi  [+] (7 new replies) 12/08/2014 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #44094 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
hi
sorry for continous mentions
User avatar #44095 - deliver (12/08/2014) [-]
it's okay, I know you wanted to talk to me
User avatar #44099 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
always
User avatar #44116 - deliver (12/08/2014) [-]
so how have you been buddy
User avatar #44119 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
good
bout to nap
User avatar #44126 - deliver (12/08/2014) [-]
that's always fun
still a faggot as usual?
User avatar #44282 - phanact (12/08/2014) [-]
well duh
#94 - for what  [+] (2 new replies) 12/08/2014 on deliver's profile 0
User avatar #95 - jorgethemaster (12/09/2014) [-]
What do you want? :0
User avatar #96 - deliver (12/09/2014) [-]
no idea mayne
#44 - cool a mention from addy i'm cool now, right guys? 12/05/2014 on Contest (December 2014) +7
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User avatar #93 - jorgethemaster (12/06/2014) [-]
Can I buy your baby dragon of pride and runic bow please?
User avatar #94 to #93 - deliver (12/08/2014) [-]
for what
User avatar #95 to #94 - jorgethemaster (12/09/2014) [-]
What do you want? :0
User avatar #96 to #95 - deliver (12/09/2014) [-]
no idea mayne
User avatar #91 - zahidlol (11/13/2014) [-]
Hey bby
User avatar #92 to #91 - deliver (11/13/2014) [-]
ayyyye
User avatar #89 - nought ONLINE (11/09/2014) [-]
pls
User avatar #90 to #89 - deliver (11/09/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #85 - newposterintown ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
I like your default
User avatar #86 to #85 - deliver (11/03/2014) [-]
my what
User avatar #87 to #86 - newposterintown ONLINE (11/03/2014) [-]
your default picture your profile picture
the cat
User avatar #88 to #87 - deliver (11/03/2014) [-]
oh it's a kitten
thanks
User avatar #76 - glacialis (10/31/2014) [-]
Sorry i haven't been on lately Ive been working alot
User avatar #79 to #76 - deliver (11/02/2014) [-]
and add me on kik mother ****** . Deliverrr
3 r's. do it
User avatar #80 to #79 - chewythewolftwo (11/02/2014) [-]
Only if you send me nudes ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
User avatar #81 to #80 - deliver (11/02/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #82 to #81 - chewythewolftwo (11/02/2014) [-]
Maybe I'll even return the favor ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
User avatar #83 to #82 - deliver (11/02/2014) [-]
nah man i don't roll that way sorry
User avatar #84 to #83 - chewythewolftwo (11/02/2014) [-]
But Im actualyl a super sxe women skellington
User avatar #78 to #76 - deliver (11/02/2014) [-]
you suck
User avatar #77 to #76 - deliver (10/31/2014) [-]
Just add me on Kik *****
Happy Halloween
User avatar #75 - sweetkixx (10/29/2014) [-]
What am I gunna do with you, fool?

*Plan A*
User avatar #67 - chewythewolftwo (10/28/2014) [-]
yo
yo
yoyoyo
your rhymes is so ****
I cant even see it
Got glacialis on my dick and im finna split
if you'd quit bein a *****
and hop off my ****
This aint a rap battle
with your flow like a crap scrabble

Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
User avatar #69 to #67 - deliver (10/28/2014) [-]
my raps kill children just like kony
bitch go watch my little pony
your raps so vile, she posts pictures of her panties on my profile
your rhymes are week, and slightly bleak
i'm the best, don't need no rest
i own the rap game that's why i got all the fame
i'm her nerd, and you're a clown
looking like a ***** with the syndrome of down
that means you're retarded




User avatar #68 to #67 - deliver (10/28/2014) [-]
my rap didn't post, because they know i won the most
lyrics make so much sense that yours dont fgt
she waits for me to say goodnight
so i guess you put up a good fight
you were wrong, i'll be the only ***** to see her in a thong
i won bruh, she gonna give me her numbah
u got bopped, maybe you'll get a girl after those pimples get popped

gg no re kid
#70 to #68 - chewythewolftwo (10/28/2014) [-]
M8
M8
I know you think your rhymes are great
but I'm just over here tryina masturbate
I know haters gonna hate
And the lizards like you, gaters gonna gate
But in the end, I ain't gonna differentiate
**** ****** can exasperate,
and I'll take glacialis on a date

You're not bad.
User avatar #71 to #70 - deliver (10/28/2014) [-]
take her on a date? bitch she's already my mate
I know ****** straight from the D, who passed the mad raps down to me
don't need silly rhymes, I've got mad flow
gonna head down to the studio, so I can let you know
she's mine, and my raps are better than thine
that's right a ***** speakin Shakespearean
i go super saiyan, so i know what happens on the next episode
and it doesn't involve your little chode

User avatar #72 to #71 - chewythewolftwo (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm literally too lazy to continue.
Not bad, son. Not bad.
The booty is still mine
User avatar #73 to #72 - deliver (10/28/2014) [-]
Booty still belong to thou?
Thou doesn't understand, can't own what was never yours
You be lookin like the moors
slangin these raps like i do my dope
man drugs are bad, I should go confess to the pope
to bad I had premarital sex with holly
while rolling on molly
no way you can stop me
now I'm gonna go smoke some tree
so kid take a knee
I won holly before you were in the game,
that's why i won this thang
User avatar #74 to #73 - chewythewolftwo (10/28/2014) [-]
That's okay
Rap game ain't everythin
The booty shall be miiiiine
#65 - glacialis (10/27/2014) [-]
Panty drawer
User avatar #66 to #65 - deliver (10/27/2014) [-]
lol fgt
this sorta works
User avatar #61 to #60 - deliver (10/27/2014) [-]
you're evil
User avatar #62 to #61 - glacialis (10/27/2014) [-]
You love me, nerd
User avatar #64 to #62 - deliver (10/27/2014) [-]
like srsly u do
User avatar #63 to #62 - deliver (10/27/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #58 to #57 - deliver (10/25/2014) [-]
I prefer wheat
#53 - glacialis (10/22/2014) [-]
I literally took this 20 mins ago.
User avatar #54 to #53 - deliver (10/22/2014) [-]
interesting lighting, 7.5/10
#55 to #54 - glacialis (10/22/2014) [-]
That would be my computer screen
User avatar #49 - glacialis (10/21/2014) [-]
Ill post it for you tomorrow, I have the day off anyway
User avatar #50 to #49 - deliver (10/21/2014) [-]
Why post on my profile? But okay, I will wait.
User avatar #51 to #50 - glacialis (10/21/2014) [-]
Im on my phone now and the chat thingy doesn't work for me
User avatar #52 to #51 - deliver (10/21/2014) [-]
Oh ok. You should do some other pictures besides what you've done. Face, boobs, ass, etc
#38 - glacialis (10/18/2014) [-]
Ill post an actual photo when im feeling better
User avatar #40 to #38 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
and btw you're awesome, keep being awesome
User avatar #39 to #38 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
hope you feel better soon
User avatar #41 to #39 - glacialis (10/18/2014) [-]
Thank you! and ill try
User avatar #42 to #41 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
What made you decide to post?
User avatar #43 to #42 - glacialis (10/18/2014) [-]
I was bored and said eh why not
#44 to #43 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
Joleton>All other eeveelutions
User avatar #45 to #44 - glacialis (10/18/2014) [-]
How dare you
User avatar #48 to #45 - deliver (10/19/2014) [-]
seriously, battle me
User avatar #46 to #45 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
battle me irl kid
User avatar #25 - instalation (02/03/2014) [-]
STAND AND
User avatar #28 to #25 - deliver (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm still confused about this
User avatar #29 to #28 - instalation (02/26/2014) [-]
deliver~
User avatar #30 to #29 - deliver (02/26/2014) [-]
oh i'm a ******* idiot
User avatar #32 to #31 - deliver (02/26/2014) [-]
what's with the username color?
User avatar #33 to #32 - instalation (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm a mod
User avatar #34 to #33 - deliver (02/26/2014) [-]
woah
#23 - peanutbitter (01/22/2014) [-]
encouraging my impulse decision haha
User avatar #24 to #23 - deliver (01/22/2014) [-]
Yay me. I was very happy with results, 9.3/10
User avatar #18 - defenestration **User deleted account** (11/21/2013) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #56 to #17 - deliver (10/23/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #16 - luckycaterpillar (11/20/2013) [-]
Skylyn changed her mind everybody. He did deliver
User avatar #15 - Vegeto (11/19/2013) [-]
Lol beta fag deleted picture because he was friendzoned.
User avatar #47 to #15 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar #14 - blobbanned (11/19/2013) [-]
Hey u should go 2 prom with Skyln then stick ur penis in her
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