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Gender: male
Consoles Owned: 3Ds, Xbox 360, NES, SNES, N64, Gameboy, Gbc, gba, gba sp, Gamecube, Ps2, Xbox, Sega Genisis, Game Gear, PSP, Ds lite, Wii... maybe more idk
Video Games Played: anything
Interests: sex, games, drugs, food, and tv/movies
Date Signed Up:8/03/2012
Last Login:3/26/2015
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#17464
Highest Content Rank:#1879
Highest Comment Rank:#1228
Content Thumbs: 2927 total,  3730 ,  803
Comment Thumbs: 2192 total,  2329 ,  137
Content Level Progress: 53% (53/100)
Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 66% (66/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:7
Content Views:114026
Times Content Favorited:25 times
Total Comments Made:896
FJ Points:2987
that dude who asked a hoe (ex girlfriend) to homecoming through fj and everyone thought I was lying

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latest user's comments

#515 - Must be me since everyone talks about me so much 02/27/2015 on Top 3 favorite FJers? 0
#384588 - huh 02/24/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#376333 - shoulda took the weed 02/22/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#4641 - sup  [+] (3 new replies) 02/19/2015 on FJ Backroom +1
User avatar #4647 - brcstar (02/19/2015) [-]
yo
User avatar #4644 - lametitan (02/19/2015) [-]
hi
User avatar #4642 - ktom (02/19/2015) [-]
hey
#220 - hot no, like i mean i want buffalo 02/18/2015 on USA FJers, why aren't you... +3
#1077 - 14 m bb u wna hang?? 02/18/2015 on How old are you? 0
#358148 - i have 2 small pies 02/18/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#357935 - get over it  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #357942 - phanact (02/18/2015) [-]
10/10 delivery driver
#357487 - i was busy  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #357496 - phanact (02/17/2015) [-]
my food is stale!
User avatar #357935 - deliver (02/18/2015) [-]
get over it
User avatar #357942 - phanact (02/18/2015) [-]
10/10 delivery driver
#357472 - hey sorry im late  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
User avatar #357479 - phanact (02/17/2015) [-]
12 hours holy shit
User avatar #357487 - deliver (02/17/2015) [-]
i was busy
User avatar #357496 - phanact (02/17/2015) [-]
my food is stale!
User avatar #357935 - deliver (02/18/2015) [-]
get over it
User avatar #357942 - phanact (02/18/2015) [-]
10/10 delivery driver

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #93 - jorgethemaster (12/06/2014) [-]
Can I buy your baby dragon of pride and runic bow please?
User avatar #94 to #93 - deliver (12/08/2014) [-]
for what
User avatar #95 to #94 - jorgethemaster (12/09/2014) [-]
What do you want? :0
User avatar #96 to #95 - deliver (12/09/2014) [-]
no idea mayne
User avatar #91 - zahidlol (11/13/2014) [-]
Hey bby
User avatar #92 to #91 - deliver (11/13/2014) [-]
ayyyye
User avatar #89 - nought (11/09/2014) [-]
pls
User avatar #90 to #89 - deliver (11/09/2014) [-]
what
User avatar #85 - newposterintown (11/03/2014) [-]
I like your default
User avatar #86 to #85 - deliver (11/03/2014) [-]
my what
User avatar #87 to #86 - newposterintown (11/03/2014) [-]
your default picture your profile picture
the cat
User avatar #88 to #87 - deliver (11/03/2014) [-]
oh it's a kitten
thanks
User avatar #76 - glacialis (10/31/2014) [-]
Sorry i haven't been on lately Ive been working alot
User avatar #79 to #76 - deliver (11/02/2014) [-]
and add me on kik mother ****** . Deliverrr
3 r's. do it
User avatar #80 to #79 - chewythewolftwo (11/02/2014) [-]
Only if you send me nudes ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
User avatar #81 to #80 - deliver (11/02/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #82 to #81 - chewythewolftwo (11/02/2014) [-]
Maybe I'll even return the favor ;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDd
User avatar #83 to #82 - deliver (11/02/2014) [-]
nah man i don't roll that way sorry
User avatar #84 to #83 - chewythewolftwo (11/02/2014) [-]
But Im actualyl a super sxe women skellington
User avatar #78 to #76 - deliver (11/02/2014) [-]
you suck
User avatar #77 to #76 - deliver (10/31/2014) [-]
Just add me on Kik *****
Happy Halloween
User avatar #75 - sweetkixx (10/29/2014) [-]
What am I gunna do with you, fool?

*Plan A*
User avatar #107 to #75 - deliver (01/06/2015) [-]
lol
User avatar #67 - chewythewolftwo (10/28/2014) [-]
yo
yo
yoyoyo
your rhymes is so ****
I cant even see it
Got glacialis on my dick and im finna split
if you'd quit bein a *****
and hop off my ****
This aint a rap battle
with your flow like a crap scrabble

Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
User avatar #69 to #67 - deliver (10/28/2014) [-]
my raps kill children just like kony
bitch go watch my little pony
your raps so vile, she posts pictures of her panties on my profile
your rhymes are week, and slightly bleak
i'm the best, don't need no rest
i own the rap game that's why i got all the fame
i'm her nerd, and you're a clown
looking like a ***** with the syndrome of down
that means you're retarded




User avatar #68 to #67 - deliver (10/28/2014) [-]
my rap didn't post, because they know i won the most
lyrics make so much sense that yours dont fgt
she waits for me to say goodnight
so i guess you put up a good fight
you were wrong, i'll be the only ***** to see her in a thong
i won bruh, she gonna give me her numbah
u got bopped, maybe you'll get a girl after those pimples get popped

gg no re kid
#70 to #68 - chewythewolftwo (10/28/2014) [-]
M8
M8
I know you think your rhymes are great
but I'm just over here tryina masturbate
I know haters gonna hate
And the lizards like you, gaters gonna gate
But in the end, I ain't gonna differentiate
**** ****** can exasperate,
and I'll take glacialis on a date

You're not bad.
User avatar #71 to #70 - deliver (10/28/2014) [-]
take her on a date? bitch she's already my mate
I know ****** straight from the D, who passed the mad raps down to me
don't need silly rhymes, I've got mad flow
gonna head down to the studio, so I can let you know
she's mine, and my raps are better than thine
that's right a ***** speakin Shakespearean
i go super saiyan, so i know what happens on the next episode
and it doesn't involve your little chode

User avatar #72 to #71 - chewythewolftwo (10/28/2014) [-]
I'm literally too lazy to continue.
Not bad, son. Not bad.
The booty is still mine
User avatar #73 to #72 - deliver (10/28/2014) [-]
Booty still belong to thou?
Thou doesn't understand, can't own what was never yours
You be lookin like the moors
slangin these raps like i do my dope
man drugs are bad, I should go confess to the pope
to bad I had premarital sex with holly
while rolling on molly
no way you can stop me
now I'm gonna go smoke some tree
so kid take a knee
I won holly before you were in the game,
that's why i won this thang
User avatar #74 to #73 - chewythewolftwo (10/28/2014) [-]
That's okay
Rap game ain't everythin
The booty shall be miiiiine
User avatar #97 to #74 - deliver (01/06/2015) [-]
did you win yet?
User avatar #98 to #97 - chewythewolftwo (01/06/2015) [-]
Yeah, glacialis and I skype errynight and we're all naked n ****
User avatar #99 to #98 - deliver (01/06/2015) [-]
noiice.
not sure if actually serious or not. either way, go you dude
User avatar #100 to #99 - chewythewolftwo (01/06/2015) [-]
Nah lel
I wish, but nah
User avatar #101 to #100 - deliver (01/06/2015) [-]
i feel you homie.
still in the talk to her like once a month when she replies game? lmao
so glad i realized it was dumb
User avatar #102 to #101 - chewythewolftwo (01/06/2015) [-]
Ehh, nah, I'm not chasing some internet pusspuss, I'll talk to her whenever the chance arises and whatnot but I'm not brokenhearted since I don't know her at all, lol
User avatar #103 to #102 - deliver (01/06/2015) [-]
but u got da titties doe, rite?
User avatar #104 to #103 - chewythewolftwo (01/06/2015) [-]
Das a story for another day
User avatar #105 to #104 - deliver (01/06/2015) [-]
so no? lol
u got it homie, fire blast that bitch
User avatar #106 to #105 - chewythewolftwo (01/06/2015) [-]
I aint even mad, I wasn't even tryin' lel
#65 - glacialis (10/27/2014) [-]
Panty drawer
User avatar #66 to #65 - deliver (10/27/2014) [-]
lol fgt
this sorta works
User avatar #61 to #60 - deliver (10/27/2014) [-]
you're evil
User avatar #62 to #61 - glacialis (10/27/2014) [-]
You love me, nerd
User avatar #64 to #62 - deliver (10/27/2014) [-]
like srsly u do
User avatar #63 to #62 - deliver (10/27/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #58 to #57 - deliver (10/25/2014) [-]
I prefer wheat
User avatar #59 to #58 - syfygeek (10/25/2014) [-]
too ******* bad
#53 - glacialis (10/22/2014) [-]
I literally took this 20 mins ago.
User avatar #54 to #53 - deliver (10/22/2014) [-]
interesting lighting, 7.5/10
#55 to #54 - glacialis (10/22/2014) [-]
That would be my computer screen
User avatar #49 - glacialis (10/21/2014) [-]
Ill post it for you tomorrow, I have the day off anyway
User avatar #50 to #49 - deliver (10/21/2014) [-]
Why post on my profile? But okay, I will wait.
User avatar #51 to #50 - glacialis (10/21/2014) [-]
Im on my phone now and the chat thingy doesn't work for me
User avatar #52 to #51 - deliver (10/21/2014) [-]
Oh ok. You should do some other pictures besides what you've done. Face, boobs, ass, etc
#38 - glacialis (10/18/2014) [-]
Ill post an actual photo when im feeling better
User avatar #40 to #38 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
and btw you're awesome, keep being awesome
User avatar #39 to #38 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
hope you feel better soon
User avatar #41 to #39 - glacialis (10/18/2014) [-]
Thank you! and ill try
User avatar #42 to #41 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
What made you decide to post?
User avatar #43 to #42 - glacialis (10/18/2014) [-]
I was bored and said eh why not
#44 to #43 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
Joleton>All other eeveelutions
User avatar #45 to #44 - glacialis (10/18/2014) [-]
How dare you
User avatar #48 to #45 - deliver (10/19/2014) [-]
seriously, battle me
User avatar #46 to #45 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
battle me irl kid
User avatar #25 - instalation (02/03/2014) [-]
STAND AND
User avatar #28 to #25 - deliver (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm still confused about this
User avatar #29 to #28 - instalation (02/26/2014) [-]
deliver~
User avatar #30 to #29 - deliver (02/26/2014) [-]
oh i'm a ******* idiot
User avatar #32 to #31 - deliver (02/26/2014) [-]
what's with the username color?
User avatar #33 to #32 - instalation (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm a mod
User avatar #34 to #33 - deliver (02/26/2014) [-]
woah
User avatar #26 to #25 - deliver (02/04/2014) [-]
***** what?
#23 - peanutbitter (01/22/2014) [-]
encouraging my impulse decision haha
User avatar #24 to #23 - deliver (01/22/2014) [-]
Yay me. I was very happy with results, 9.3/10
User avatar #18 - defenestration **User deleted account** (11/21/2013) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #56 to #17 - deliver (10/23/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #16 - luckycaterpillar (11/20/2013) [-]
Skylyn changed her mind everybody. He did deliver
User avatar #15 - Vegeto (11/19/2013) [-]
Lol beta fag deleted picture because he was friendzoned.
User avatar #47 to #15 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar #14 - blobbanned (11/19/2013) [-]
Hey u should go 2 prom with Skyln then stick ur penis in her
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