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I don't think I've ever made a status before. First time for everythingcomment
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Consoles Owned: 3Ds, Xbox 360, NES, SNES, N64, Gameboy, Gbc, gba, gba sp, Gamecube, Ps2, Xbox, Sega Genisis, Game Gear, PSP, Ds lite, Wii... maybe more idk
Video Games Played: anything
Interests: sex, games, drugs, food, and tv/movies
Date Signed Up:8/03/2012
Last Login:10/26/2014
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Content Ranking:#3861
Comment Ranking:#1547
Highest Content Rank:#1879
Highest Comment Rank:#1549
Content Thumbs: 2924 total,  3727 ,  803
Comment Thumbs: 1910 total,  2008 ,  98
Content Level Progress: 51% (51/100)
Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 128 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 59% (59/100)
Level 213 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 214 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:7
Content Views:113742
Times Content Favorited:25 times
Total Comments Made:630
FJ Points:4163
that dude who asked a hoe (ex girlfriend) to homecoming through fj and everyone thought I was lying

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    Proof that Jesus was black Proof that Jesus was black
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    Wut Wut
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    Master of romance Master of romance

latest user's comments

#29 - deliver to deliver, cool. Video pls 11 minutes ago on Help me name my kid 0
#26 - **deliver rolls 096** i ****** up 17 minutes ago on Help me name my kid 0
#25 - *roll 3" Ebola doing another since I saw you said t…  [+] (1 new reply) 17 minutes ago on Help me name my kid 0
User avatar #26 - deliver (17 minutes ago) [-]
**deliver rolls 096** i fucked up
#24 - **deliver rolls 4,000** phanact  [+] (2 new replies) 19 minutes ago on Help me name my kid +1
User avatar #28 - igeekout (12 minutes ago) [-]
WINRAR. Give me a little while to deliver. I am at the bar atm.
User avatar #29 - deliver (11 minutes ago) [-]
deliver to deliver, cool. Video pls
#61 - I was talking to the other guy, saying that my name shall not…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Dear Admin 0
User avatar #67 - cdmin (1 hour ago) [-]
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#55 - stop using my name in vain  [+] (3 new replies) 2 hours ago on Dear Admin 0
User avatar #59 - lordofwaffles (2 hours ago) [-]
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User avatar #61 - deliver (2 hours ago) [-]
I was talking to the other guy, saying that my name shall not be used to make fake accusations against people trying to deliver, or that have delivered
User avatar #67 - cdmin (1 hour ago) [-]
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#27 - just returning the favor  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on syfygeek's profile 0
User avatar #28 - syfygeek (4 hours ago) [-]
t..thanks T_T

no one's ever given me bread before

well maybe once
#58 - I prefer wheat  [+] (1 new reply) 4 hours ago on deliver's profile 0
User avatar #59 - syfygeek (4 hours ago) [-]
too fucking bad
#41 - hi  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Thumbwhoring commences 0
#42 - amonlavtar (6 hours ago) [-]
how dare you
#39 - yea what a loser 7 hours ago on Thumbwhoring commences 0
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#57 - syfygeek ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #58 to #57 - deliver (4 hours ago) [-]
I prefer wheat
User avatar #59 to #58 - syfygeek ONLINE (4 hours ago) [-]
too ******* bad
#53 - glacialis (10/22/2014) [-]
I literally took this 20 mins ago.
User avatar #54 to #53 - deliver (10/22/2014) [-]
interesting lighting, 7.5/10
#55 to #54 - glacialis (10/22/2014) [-]
That would be my computer screen
User avatar #49 - glacialis (10/21/2014) [-]
Ill post it for you tomorrow, I have the day off anyway
User avatar #50 to #49 - deliver (10/21/2014) [-]
Why post on my profile? But okay, I will wait.
User avatar #51 to #50 - glacialis (10/21/2014) [-]
Im on my phone now and the chat thingy doesn't work for me
User avatar #52 to #51 - deliver (10/21/2014) [-]
Oh ok. You should do some other pictures besides what you've done. Face, boobs, ass, etc
#38 - glacialis (10/18/2014) [-]
Ill post an actual photo when im feeling better
User avatar #40 to #38 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
and btw you're awesome, keep being awesome
User avatar #39 to #38 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
hope you feel better soon
User avatar #41 to #39 - glacialis (10/18/2014) [-]
Thank you! and ill try
User avatar #42 to #41 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
What made you decide to post?
User avatar #43 to #42 - glacialis (10/18/2014) [-]
I was bored and said eh why not
#44 to #43 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
Joleton>All other eeveelutions
User avatar #45 to #44 - glacialis (10/18/2014) [-]
How dare you
User avatar #48 to #45 - deliver (10/19/2014) [-]
seriously, battle me
User avatar #46 to #45 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
battle me irl kid
User avatar #25 - instalation ONLINE (02/03/2014) [-]
STAND AND
User avatar #28 to #25 - deliver (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm still confused about this
User avatar #29 to #28 - instalation ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
deliver~
User avatar #30 to #29 - deliver (02/26/2014) [-]
oh i'm a ******* idiot
User avatar #31 to #30 - instalation ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
^~^
User avatar #32 to #31 - deliver (02/26/2014) [-]
what's with the username color?
User avatar #33 to #32 - instalation ONLINE (02/26/2014) [-]
I'm a mod
User avatar #34 to #33 - deliver (02/26/2014) [-]
woah
#23 - peanutbitter ONLINE (01/22/2014) [-]
encouraging my impulse decision haha
User avatar #24 to #23 - deliver (01/22/2014) [-]
Yay me. I was very happy with results, 9.3/10
User avatar #18 - defenestration **User deleted account** (11/21/2013) [-]
Oh.
User avatar #56 to #17 - deliver (10/23/2014) [-]
thanks
User avatar #16 - luckycaterpillar (11/20/2013) [-]
Skylyn changed her mind everybody. He did deliver
User avatar #15 - Vegeto ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Lol beta fag deleted picture because he was friendzoned.
User avatar #47 to #15 - deliver (10/18/2014) [-]
nah
User avatar #14 - blobbanned (11/19/2013) [-]
Hey u should go 2 prom with Skyln then stick ur penis in her
User avatar #12 - anbieter (11/19/2013) [-]
NO HOMECOMING WITH A NICE LOVELY LADY FOR YOU, BITCH
#13 to #12 - anbieter (11/19/2013) [-]
Screencapped it for you, since you deleted it
User avatar #20 to #13 - deliver (01/19/2014) [-]
Thanks
User avatar #22 to #20 - anbieter (01/19/2014) [-]
np
User avatar #27 to #22 - deliver (02/26/2014) [-]
What does that color username mean?
User avatar #35 to #27 - anbieter (02/27/2014) [-]
That I'm a mod.
User avatar #36 to #35 - deliver (02/27/2014) [-]
woah, 2 mods commented on my profile. Is this raid? I swear, the weed smell wasn't me
User avatar #8 - Leopard (11/19/2013) [-]
What was it like?
User avatar #4 - badjokesjimmmy (11/19/2013) [-]
Good job ******* with 90% of Funnyjunk. Not many people manage to achieve that
User avatar #37 to #4 - deliver (04/28/2014) [-]
I wasn't ******* with anyone
User avatar #9 to #4 - Leopard (11/19/2013) [-]
orrisic
User avatar #3 - therichie (11/19/2013) [-]
hey man, how'd it go with that ho Skylin?
#2 - alexjonez (11/19/2013) [-]
How did it go with that Skylin gurl?
Pic 99% related
User avatar #5 to #2 - desacabose (11/19/2013) [-]
was fake
User avatar #6 to #5 - alexjonez (11/19/2013) [-]
was [ ********** HEART-WARMING[big]
#19 to #6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (12/02/2013) [-]
You're really ******* stupid
User avatar #11 to #6 - desacabose (11/19/2013) [-]
Oh wait he said life
User avatar #10 to #6 - desacabose (11/19/2013) [-]
He said he lied though
User avatar #21 to #10 - deliver (01/19/2014) [-]
no I didn't it was real mah *****
User avatar #7 to #6 - alexjonez (11/19/2013) [-]
It was big ******* heart-warming big
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