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#4 - Source: my mother works in school and handles this kind of cas… [+] (8 replies) 08/15/2017 on Parents in a nutshell +15

#6 - thunderchild (08/15/2017) [-]

I had a teacher lock me outside without a coat (wouldn't let me take it ) in 7th grade because I put my head put my head down. It was 20 degrees with a 5 degree wind chill. a teacher's aide called my parents to tell them what happened. They were furious. I was outside for 20 minutes. They went to the supernintendo of the district.

The rest of the year she was out to get me. I actually had a different teacher aide tell me to make sure I was on time with my project. Because the teacher said she was hoping it was late so she could fail me.

Bitch told me I couldn't write etc. I took ap Lang and passed the exam, didn't even take ap Lang and passed the exam. Fuck you miss heinz

#46 - anon (08/15/2017) [-]

That teacher would have been fired in my district. You're not allowed to just leave students outside. They're kids, they have to be supervised.

#61 - thunderchild (08/15/2017) [-]

She didn't leave me outside, she came over told me to get up specifically said leave your coat here, and walked me out the nearest exist, which locked to the outside when closed. Also it was at back of the school with the nearest open door about a quarter mile walk away.

#12 - TastyBurger (08/15/2017) [-]

>"Supernintendo of the district"
Nice Super Nintendo Chalmers reference you got there.

#8 - Scubasage (08/15/2017) [-]

I was very, very confused until I noticed your flag. I was like "15 degrees sounds fucking perfect to me you pansy" then I realized you use freedom units.

#14 - anon (08/15/2017) [-]

Tbh -10C is still pussy shit but the teacher shouldn't have done that.

#16 - thunderchild (08/15/2017) [-]

I was just wearing a short sleeve t shirt

#9 - thunderchild (08/15/2017) [-]

Yeah so below 0 in your terms with an evem cooler wind chill

#3 - Yeah but what if your child wrote the paper and you reviewed t… [+] (16 replies) 08/15/2017 on Parents in a nutshell +78

#60 - thegamepixel (08/15/2017) [-]

I had a teacher in middle school who had homework be 20% of your grade. Sometimes she would check for completion and other times she would grade it. Completion overall was counted as one grade so if there were 10 assignments and she graded 5, then you would see those 5 home works graded plus the completion grade and those 6 scores would make up your grade.
(Sorry about the complicated explanation but it's vital to the story)

One marking period she gave us 13 homework assignments but only graded 1. That 1 assignment was the only one of 13 I was late on the entire marking period. My completion grade was 90 something and that homework was a 50 and those grades were each 10 percent of my marking period grade. 1 late homework brought me down a whole letter grade from a 97 to a 92, which was a B in my school.

I kept having problems with this teacher afterwards too. She once called on me to answer a question and I made it up on the spot, but because it wasn't written on my paper, she claimed I was lying.

#43 - anon (08/15/2017) [-]

I'm a teacher and I've known that to happen.
Some old cunts will decide on day 1 that a kid they don't like is going to fail.

I mean some kids are truly fucking annoying little shit stains who you're pretty sure are going to spend a good chunk of their adult life in prison, but that no excuse. A teacher basically has one job... Make that little bastard learn something whether they like it or not.

#40 - magicsteel (08/15/2017) [-]

It's sad that lawyer is needed. Only if we had school choices and no teacher's union

#41 - anon (08/15/2017) [-]

If only we had more parents involved with their kids. There's a reason why charter schools and private schools tend to outperform even schools that fire teachers with low test scores, and it's not the teachers, it's the students and parents. This is a problem that needs to be tackled on all sides.

#28 - stabbedinthecrotch (08/15/2017) [-]

I taught precalc to a student of mine over last summer. His parents hired me to teach him ahead of time to alleviate pressure on his schedule during the year.
His regular teacher was for some odd reason pissed that he always got every answer right and that his homework was perfect.
It became an obsession for her to mess up his grade.
She started putting questions from other sections of the book as well as questions on topics that actually weren't covered in the book. All this to be dominant.
He has an eidetic memory and was able to recreate the tests for me and she was fucking the whole class up over this beef.
Went on for half a year and nobody in the administration cared . . . until the first semester grades came out and she had failed damn near the entire class with this bullshit.
She was replaced half-way through the year, but they couldn't fire her so they made her a floating teacher in the library until they can. dump her ass.
Sometimes a lawyer is necessary but if the teacher really does have it out for a student the admin can sometimes see that and do the right thing.

#15 - arandomanon (08/15/2017) [-]

In my school we had a music subject that was compulsory but the teacher had literally no fucking idea about music so every single time I turned my papers in, she'd fail me because she was an art teacher, I was shit at art and her teaching style in a music subject was "do drawings of stuff while listening to music".

I decided to speak to her, I was playing violin at a music school at the time and I told her that what she was doing had nothing to do with music subject and that I was tired of failing dumb works that had nothing to do with the subject (I was like 12 years old and I knew more of music than her). After that she started to give me passing grades as a bribe because she knew she was wrong and I could speak to the subject coordinator about it and tell her off and I just let it happen because I didn't want to get into trouble.

That shit you speak about is not uncommon whatsoever, sadly.

I deeply regret not reporting her bullshit to someone, but I was just a young lad.

#5 - anon (08/15/2017) [-]

I've seen this same stuff happen in college.

Had a teacher drop me a whole letter grade for no justifiable reason. Had to keep going on and off with her for half of the next quarter to get her to fix the damn thing.

Her reasoning was "oh, your reviews of other students works was lacking."

Here's the thing. According to her grading system, she never even gets our reviews. My reviews were never lacking. I would write a page for every student work whereas other people were getting free grades for writing one or two lines. The way that grade worked was as a checkmark. You either wrote the review or you didn't.

#4 - delion (08/15/2017) [-]

Source: my mother works in school and handles this kind of cases. I've seen parents sending death threats to teachers and comming to school looking for a fight. But most fucked up shit was done by the teachers for sure. Some asshole teachers litteraly planned ahead and searched for loopholes in the system just to allow them to give bad grades without any backlash. I'm taling about high school.

Most fucked up thing is that all schools are government funded and geting fired is extremely difficult because in order to fire a teacher there needs to be numerious inpections and qualification examinations which are quite simple to pass. You can't get fired for being an asshole to kids or bad at your job. Only if you do something illegal. Fuck that shit.

#6 - thunderchild (08/15/2017) [-]

#46 - anon (08/15/2017) [-]

That teacher would have been fired in my district. You're not allowed to just leave students outside. They're kids, they have to be supervised.

#61 - thunderchild (08/15/2017) [-]

#12 - TastyBurger (08/15/2017) [-]

>"Supernintendo of the district"
Nice Super Nintendo Chalmers reference you got there.

#8 - Scubasage (08/15/2017) [-]

I was very, very confused until I noticed your flag. I was like "15 degrees sounds fucking perfect to me you pansy" then I realized you use freedom units.

#14 - anon (08/15/2017) [-]

Tbh -10C is still pussy shit but the teacher shouldn't have done that.

#16 - thunderchild (08/15/2017) [-]

I was just wearing a short sleeve t shirt

#9 - thunderchild (08/15/2017) [-]

Yeah so below 0 in your terms with an evem cooler wind chill

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#4 - anon (09/05/2016) [-]

no thats on tv shows for advertising rights. on the news its fine. cnn has openly admitted to being 100% for Clinton and biting at the tiny fragments of anyhting to be anti trump. thats why they blurred it.

#7 - That last part of the movie always gets to me. When he asks if… [+] (6 replies) 06/17/2016 on Forrest motherfucking Gump. +155

#33 - justtocomment (06/18/2016) [-]

What kills me is when he's at the grave and he has the letter from his son - and he leaves it closed because it was only for mom...

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#9 - ShoMinimamoto (06/17/2016) [-]

That little moment where he asks is, truly, the most impactful hing I've seen in a movie

#19 - tostito (06/18/2016) [-]

I also like how when tom hanks character was in shock in captain philips
Awesome scene

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Wow ive never seen this movie before, amazing actor in my opinion.

#41 - questionableferret (06/18/2016) [-]

I think the actor playing the doctor is fantastic too. If I was told she wasn't an actor I would believe it. Everything about this scene is great.

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