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Date Signed Up:2/02/2011
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#144 - This was never an issue when I was a noob to the site. Welcome… 01/10/2013 on For Baskins 0
#288 - You're welcome! 01/09/2013 on I got this 0
#241 - Tomo Asama is the character, she's from Horizon in the Middle …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2013 on I got this 0
User avatar #245 - battokiri (01/09/2013) [-]
Thank you.

I love you <3
#288 - deliciousdee (01/09/2013) [-]
You're welcome!
#550 - God damn it I came here to laugh and this is what I get? 01/09/2013 on Legend of Zelda feels. 0
#227 - Pfft. Amateurs.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2013 on I got this 0
User avatar #234 - battokiri (01/09/2013) [-]
source?
User avatar #241 - deliciousdee (01/09/2013) [-]
Tomo Asama is the character, she's from Horizon in the Middle of Nowhere.

Pretty good anime.
User avatar #245 - battokiri (01/09/2013) [-]
Thank you.

I love you <3
#288 - deliciousdee (01/09/2013) [-]
You're welcome!
#116 - Picture 01/09/2013 on Battletoads 0
#148 - Picture 01/09/2013 on Apple Sex Ed +1
#146 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2013 on Apple Sex Ed +2
#148 - deliciousdee Comment deleted by deliciousdee
#204 - According to femi-nazis it's impossible for a man to be raped.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on Ballsack +15
#212 - thezombienoodle (01/09/2013) [-]
Technically that's correct. Rape is forced vaginal sex or molestation. Since guys do not have a vagina (even though a lot of douche bags act like a vagina) men can not get raped. We get sodomized.

A rose by any other name. Rape is rape and haters gonna hate.
#229 - anonymous (01/09/2013) [-]
"any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person." Don't need a Va-jay jay to be raped.
#62 - Picture 01/08/2013 on Photoshop done right 0
#56 - Aw yes, Rosalina 01/08/2013 on She'll always be in another... +10
#81 - No, we don't believe in evolution. Until there is factual and … 01/08/2013 on the new frontier -1
#199 - Picture 01/08/2013 on GOD DANGIT GET IN! +22
#32 - Are you implying JW's don't believe in science?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2013 on the new frontier +1
#75 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
I know a JW coupple, whom both deny the process of evolution, and DNA
User avatar #81 - deliciousdee (01/08/2013) [-]
No, we don't believe in evolution. Until there is factual and hard evidence that life arose spontaneously at the beginning of time we won't.

DNA we definitely believe in. We're not stupid.
#265 - I know, right? 01/07/2013 on Your Haircut Matters 0
#293058 - One or the other buddy. 01/07/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#83 - I don't have a ferret, but I do have a chinchilla 01/07/2013 on Ferrets +1
#82 - I'm back, bitch 01/07/2013 on Ferrets +5
#293026 - Steam sale, yes 01/07/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#293009 - Oh gawd. Dark Souls and Skyrim are both on sale 50% o…  [+] (21 new replies) 01/07/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#293139 - fargone (01/07/2013) [-]
If you really need a concrete reason to buy Dark Souls, just read this.
www.ign.com/articles/2011/09/24/top-five-reasons-dark-souls-will-eat-skyrims-face
IGN is always completely unbaised.
User avatar #293136 - guiguito (01/07/2013) [-]
skyrim is too easy
dark souls is unfair
but has multiplayer
so i agree with fargone
User avatar #293093 - ninjapiratewalrus (01/07/2013) [-]
Dark souls.
User avatar #293084 - fargone (01/07/2013) [-]
Buy Dark Souls, torrent Skyrim. Skyrim is a good game, and if you decide you really like it you can always go back and buy it later, but your experience won't be any less from pirating it. Dark Souls on the other hand has multiplayer, so you should probably buy that now.
User avatar #293078 - thatanonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Get Skyrim. Now.
#293077 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
is this actually a question or are you joking? Please tell me you're joking.
User avatar #293059 - paintedgorilla (01/07/2013) [-]
Dark souls.
#293056 - zenoph (01/07/2013) [-]
Don't buy dark Souls I'll be honest its a piece of shit don't listen to these assholes here and don't buy skyrim story line is shit.
User avatar #293120 - ivoryhammer (01/07/2013) [-]
It's good if you have a controller
User avatar #293058 - deliciousdee (01/07/2013) [-]
One or the other buddy.
User avatar #293024 - natanhiel (01/07/2013) [-]
Dark Souls, because it's the only one that will last you more than 5 days.
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User avatar #293014 - masterofshakes (01/07/2013) [-]
Is dark souls any good I have played skyrim to the point there is nothing left to do in it.
#293017 - matthewfjr has deleted their comment.
#293032 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Its not fantastic, its just good. Maybe just okay. Its doing the same things over and over and over. until you get to a boss.
#293064 - matthewfjr has deleted their comment.
User avatar #293026 - deliciousdee (01/07/2013) [-]
Steam sale, yes
User avatar #293022 - masterofshakes (01/07/2013) [-]
Both I have skyrim on xbox but my pc could run it fine. I was given skyrim as a birthday gift and seen no reason to buy it for pc. If i do get dark souls should i get pc or xbox.
#293035 - matthewfjr has deleted their comment.
#293033 - fivewordminimum has deleted their comment.
User avatar #293041 - masterofshakes (01/07/2013) [-]
So I will get it for pc.
#125 - Picture 01/07/2013 on Princess Bubblegum +6
#124 - Picture 01/07/2013 on Princess Bubblegum +13
#236 - Ash's Gliscor actually kicked some serious ass. It was instrum… 01/07/2013 on The truth burns the most 0
#253 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2013 on Dragon ball +32
#267 - cakenbowls (01/07/2013) [-]
caesar... is... home
#232 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2013 on Dragon ball +40
#241 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
Thumbed down because GT.
#310 - dirtyhornets (01/07/2013) [-]
#306 - stickalicious (01/07/2013) [-]
#253 - deliciousdee (01/07/2013) [-]
#267 - cakenbowls (01/07/2013) [-]
caesar... is... home
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#131 - evilhomer ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
#130 - miia ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
THERE IS A REALM OF EXISTENCE SO FAR BEYOND YOUR OWN, YOU CANNOT EVEN IMAGINE IT.
User avatar #132 to #130 - deliciousdee ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Playing Mass Effect are we?
#133 to #132 - miia ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
No, but thats my favorite part of the game.
"I AM SOVEREIGN"
Anyway, i updated my wallpappy dropboxes WITH PACIFIC RIM WALLPAPPIES
#134 to #133 - deliciousdee ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Sweet!
Sweet!
#136 to #135 - deliciousdee ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Pokemon crossover
#137 to #136 - miia ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
screenshot from the movie
#138 to #137 - deliciousdee ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Gojirra
User avatar #140 to #139 - deliciousdee ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
Ha!
User avatar #118 - miia ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
QUICK!!
TELL ME THE NAME OF A PROMINENT PANZER FROM GIRLS UND PANZER!!
I'm naming my Darkmoon Tonk after it.
www.wowhead.com/item=73903/darkmoon-tonk#.
click View in 3D
User avatar #119 to #118 - deliciousdee ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Take your pick:
Sherman
Churchill
Matilda
Valentine
Tiger
Maus
Stug
Hetzer
User avatar #120 to #119 - miia ONLINE (05/29/2014) [-]
Valentine >:3
User avatar #122 to #121 - miia ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
>not posting katyusha
#123 to #122 - deliciousdee ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Kat doesn't have a thumbs up image! I'm working on getting that one modified into her!
Kat doesn't have a thumbs up image! I'm working on getting that one modified into her!
#124 to #123 - miia ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
you could probably get that first bit of that gif modified into a thumbs up
#125 to #124 - deliciousdee ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Oooo, good idea!
User avatar #129 to #128 - deliciousdee ONLINE (05/30/2014) [-]
Ahahaha. Goodnight for now!
User avatar #114 - hotschurl (05/08/2014) [-]
Are you gonna do any moar DS comps? Pretty please?
User avatar #116 to #114 - deliciousdee ONLINE (05/10/2014) [-]
Yep! Was just taking a brief hiatus. I'll have some more up soon.
User avatar #117 to #116 - hotschurl (05/10/2014) [-]
awesome!
User avatar #115 to #114 - mayhemtuesday (05/08/2014) [-]
yes! moar!!
#85 - miia ONLINE (04/21/2014) [-]
please wake up dee
User avatar #106 to #85 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
We ran out of space. That guy sounds like a tool.
Castanic's are only like Tieflings in that their race was spawned from a demon a long-ass time ago, thus their horns and fiery tempers.
User avatar #107 to #106 - miia ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Draenei get me all hot.

Draenei are descended from the eredar, who have red skin and are usually bigger. i dunno how they changed tho...something to do with demons n stuff
2.bp.blogspot.com/-RVvjpmUXxZU/UK2WyFFhRHI/AAAAAAAAHs8/I_6MDnC078c/s1600/draenei-world-of-warcraft.jpg
img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070124023606/wowwiki/images/4/46/Draenei_female_uncorrupted.jpg
User avatar #108 to #107 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, DrGraevling has some great Draenei hentai stuff. HE DOES CASTANICS TOO!
User avatar #109 to #108 - miia ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
mmm graevling
User avatar #110 to #109 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
His stuff is awesome. BRB...
User avatar #112 to #110 - miia ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
ehh changed my mind ill watch a different movie
User avatar #113 to #112 - miia ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Total Recall 2012 baby
User avatar #111 to #110 - miia ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
lol

OOH OOH
im gonna watch Avatar
James Cameron's
#86 to #85 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
I LIVE
#90 to #89 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
UUUGGUUUUU
#91 to #90 - miia ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
chapter 24 is gonna be out soon
#92 to #91 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Yesssss the mystery of the dullahan's ominous words will be solved!
#93 to #92 - miia ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
and maybe we'll finally get a scylla
#94 to #93 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
No! A kitsune!
#95 to #94 - miia ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Scylla with fox ears
#96 to #95 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
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#98 to #97 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
D'awww
#99 to #98 - miia ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
i forget have you ever played WoW
#100 to #99 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
No. I do play TERA though.
User avatar #101 to #100 - miia ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
whats that
#102 to #101 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
A neat MMO where you actually have to aim and time things instead of just push skill buttons and watch your character auto attack things.

It's a magical world with loli's and half-dragons and elves and its awesome. I'd be amazed if you haven't seen a Castanic before.
User avatar #103 to #102 - miia ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
a what

i pissed some guy off in World of Warcraft today. twas funny.

if he doesnt report me and get me permabanned
User avatar #104 to #103 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Castanics are the scantily clad Tiefling-type race in TERA. They're also neat. Like angry, horned elves.

Do tell me more about this pissing off person.
User avatar #105 to #104 - miia ONLINE (04/22/2014) [-]
Tieflings are just copies of WoW draenei
like the only difference is that tieflings have feet and have red skin...and the draenei actually used to have red skin

anyway, in World of Warcraft there are two factions. Alliance and Horde. I play horde, so no horde player can kill me...except on this place called the Timeless Isle. There, they can use an item to make them hostile to all players, enabling them to kill me for loot. However, they only recieve loot from me once every 10 minutes. So this one group of 6 or 7 kills me, and then this dumbass rogue kills me again...and again...all within the 10 minutes, so he's not even getting any loot.
so i say "hey, can you stop fuckin killing me IM NOT GIVING YOU ANY LOOT"
and, sure enough, that dumbass rogue says "there are two groups, its the other guys that are killing you". I inform him of how he killed me twice, and hes like "lol oops its hard to tell". I then tell him to stop playing WoW and to get back on the short bus. I teleport out, and the next thing I know my guildy is saying that the rogue is looking for me on the timeless isle and is going to camp me if he finds me.
#78 - miia ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 to #78 - deliciousdee ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
Hnnnggg that is too cute
User avatar #80 to #79 - miia ONLINE (03/28/2014) [-]
lil alice and her mama
#67 - miia ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
User avatar #68 to #67 - deliciousdee ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
That is adorable and what is it from
#69 to #68 - miia ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
i dunno what its from but it so cute!
i dunno what its from but it so cute!
User avatar #81 to #69 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
So, on an RP site I go on I have a female character. And this just basically happened.
User avatar #82 to #81 - miia ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
huh
#83 to #82 - deliciousdee ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
Yeah she and another female character just got romantically involved. Shit was so cash.
User avatar #84 to #83 - miia ONLINE (04/08/2014) [-]
neat
User avatar #70 to #69 - deliciousdee ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Awww, tiny lesbians ARE cute! :3
#71 to #70 - miia ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
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User avatar #72 to #71 - deliciousdee ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
Yep, you're gonna get my profile all banned and stuff
#73 to #72 - miia ONLINE (02/18/2014) [-]
You won't get banned!
#74 to #73 - deliciousdee ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
OH WONT I??
#75 to #74 - miia ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
well then its your own fault

also LEWD
#76 to #75 - deliciousdee ONLINE (02/19/2014) [-]
Here take this
#77 to #76 - miia ONLINE (03/14/2014) [-]
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User avatar #61 - plataeiou (10/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, that was kinda personal...Sorry you had to see it.
User avatar #62 to #61 - deliciousdee ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
Bah, it was my own fault for snooping. She seems to cyber quite a lot on her profile.
User avatar #63 to #62 - plataeiou (10/13/2013) [-]
Yeah, she does. She's a good friend, though. She's such a sweetheart.
User avatar #64 to #63 - deliciousdee ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
She seems like it. Anyways, I hope you'll pardon my intrusion.
User avatar #65 to #64 - plataeiou (10/13/2013) [-]
S'alright, man. No harm, no foul.
#40 - miia ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
immana snuggle your loli
#41 to #40 - deliciousdee ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
Proceed
Proceed
User avatar #39 - deliciousdee ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
Magnus (Machamp): No Guard; Dynamic Punch, Payback, Stone Edge, Bullet Punch

Hydros (Gyarados): Intimidate; Bounce, Waterfall, Dragon Dance, Substitute

Skree (Crobat): Inner Focus; Cross Poison, Roost, Brave Bird, Taunt

Sho (Electivire): Motor Drive; Cross Chop, Earthquake, Wild Charge, Ice punch

Quigley (Quagsire): Water Absorb; Bulk-Up, Restore, Earthquake, Scald

Krakatoa (Heatran): Flash Fire; Fire Blast, Stealth Rock, Sunny Day, Solar Beam

Dragoon (Escavalier): Swarm; Mega Horn, Iron Head, Pursuit, Toxic

Picasso (Smeargle): Spikes, Toxic Spikes, Stealth Rock, Whirlwind
#38 - deliciousdee ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #35 - HAwAII (11/22/2012) [-]
How many gold for all your tokens?
User avatar #36 to #35 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/22/2012) [-]
Possibly all of it :/
User avatar #32 - shitblossom (11/16/2012) [-]
I sent you a trade
User avatar #33 to #32 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
Yes you did. And I didn't like it.
User avatar #34 to #33 - shitblossom (11/16/2012) [-]
Alright then
User avatar #29 - fantasticmrneko (11/16/2012) [-]
I can collect more parts
User avatar #30 to #29 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
no hurry. The offers I'm getting are crap anyways.
User avatar #31 to #30 - fantasticmrneko (11/16/2012) [-]
How many parts of each do you want?
User avatar #23 - fantasticmrneko (11/16/2012) [-]
Can i buy your tokens?
User avatar #24 to #23 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
I only trade for fiend parts, fiends, and abominations, I'm afraid.
User avatar #25 to #24 - fantasticmrneko (11/16/2012) [-]
ok, ill trade you all my fiend related stuff
User avatar #26 to #25 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/16/2012) [-]
You have like...1 fiend and six fiend parts.
User avatar #28 to #26 - fantasticmrneko (11/16/2012) [-]
Do you want demons as well?
User avatar #27 to #26 - fantasticmrneko (11/16/2012) [-]
and an abomination ;D
User avatar #20 - irwincardozo (11/08/2012) [-]
i need your abominations... are you trading them?
User avatar #21 to #20 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/08/2012) [-]
Nope, I'm a collector :P
User avatar #22 to #21 - irwincardozo (11/08/2012) [-]
alright no problem
User avatar #15 - iatedub (11/05/2012) [-]
Offer me on all my parts?
User avatar #16 to #15 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
What do you want for em?
User avatar #17 to #16 - iatedub (11/05/2012) [-]
idk offer lol
User avatar #19 to #17 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
How about my fabulous key?
User avatar #18 to #17 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/05/2012) [-]
This is why I hate making offers. I have no idea how the economy works. Just tell me what you want, damnit.
User avatar #8 - whiteniggers (11/02/2012) [-]
i'll give you a yellow tang fish for all of your gems

send trade
User avatar #9 to #8 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
mmm...nah. Not interested.
User avatar #10 to #9 - whiteniggers (11/02/2012) [-]
lol k

i'll give a stag beetle then...
User avatar #11 to #10 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
That's worth more points than your demonic chest. Wanna trade that instead? I mean, I'm kinda trying to go for a special aquamarine.
User avatar #12 to #11 - whiteniggers (11/02/2012) [-]
Dude, you have 11 gems.

Fucking 11.

I have over 190,000, counting my special gems.

11 really isn't a lot to me.

I'll give you a sword of green thumbs for them.
User avatar #13 to #12 - deliciousdee ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
How'd you get so many?? :O
User avatar #14 to #13 - whiteniggers (11/02/2012) [-]
I make them. I collect gems as a memorial for my mother. She passed away last month.

She was a jeweler. So, yeah.

Full story: www.funnyjunk.com/items/988714#988714
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User avatar #4 to #3 - deliciousdee ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
Whactha trading for?
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User avatar #7 to #5 - deliciousdee ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
Oh and if it's FJ or toast related its off limits.
User avatar #6 to #5 - deliciousdee ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
Just my books and my souls. Everything else is up for grabs.
#1 - anonymous (09/16/2012) [-]
Aww is the little atheist fucktard mad? I'll pray for you.
#2 to #1 - deliciousdee ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
0/10 I'm not atheist.
0/10 I'm not atheist.
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