Look up the sky at night you moron. Pretty sure you don't need a telescope to see millions of shining dots in the sky...

Okay. Maybe not the best example.

Still, you can't just touch God (and Morgan Freeman would probably press charges) like you can just poke paint.

The fact that you're a faggot aside, I liked the Morgan Freeman reference.

A lot of people who hate on Wii U have never played it. I always tell them to play a few games on it before they start bashing it, because most people who hated it before played it and said they enjoyed it.

Somebody other than me on Funnyjunk likes Wii U? And hasn't called me a faggot about it?

I got one a while ago. I have high hopes because Nintendoland is, in itself, a pretty respectable game. While the novelty of WiiSports wore off pretty quickly, I feel like I could play Nintendoland for quite some time before getting bored with it. Plus, it shows off the features of the game pad pretty well.

A lot of people who hate on Wii U have never played it. I always tell them to play a few games on it before they start bashing it, because most people who hated it before played it and said they enjoyed it.

not really, spend 1000$ on a computer right now and youll be fine for a good ten years as long as you're not a fucktard with it. I mean, we're pretty much at a peak of graphics and such right now. Only thing that can increase now is our control over it, and the amount of things that can be in a single game.

That's about a thousand more than I have, though.

But, you have a good point. I am in no way against PC gaming. In fact, I get a lot of older games (my computer is not a gaming computer by any means), and I generally like it more than console gaming. I may save up, if it'll last a good decade.

>Buy a new one



Nigga you serious?

It's an option. Not a good one, mind you, but an option.

Not a good one? Not a good one?

Understatement of the year. I would pay to see some retard buy a whole new PC with just slightly better specs because he doesn't know how to change parts

I've got one better. A friend of mine was really desperate to get a gaming PC because he was incredibly jealous of mine, and the only computer he had was a 7-year-old Dell middle-range desktop which was about to die a horrible death brought on by downloading petabytes of porn. He refused to let me help him pick out a machine and make sure he didn't spend too much money for the rig he wanted ("no thanks man I got this"), and ended up spending $200 on a pc gaming case. Just the case. Just the plastic outer shell that the motherboard and hard drives and all the other bits get stuffed into. Turns out that was all the money he had saved up, and he actually went to the internet thinking that'd be enough to buy an actual pre-built gaming machine.

He then threatened to sue the people who sold it to him for "defective merchandise."

There truly is no limit to the depths of human stupidity.

Sir it sounds like your friend has a severe case of retard, next time you come into contact with him please euthanize him immediately for the good of the human race. I spent months saving up for my rig with money from my job (police) and it's pretty beastly

I'm still using the same machine I built two years ago. Have a grand total of $2,000 in it, and it's able to run my Skyrim with a whole bunch of graphics mods without more than a tiny bit of lag which only crops up during huge battle scenes.

PC gaming is best gaming. And I think I'm going to at least castrate my buddy so he can't reproduce and perpetuate that enormous ignorant gene. Maybe not kill him - he makes me laugh when he does stupid stuff like this, and then flails around and yells about it. But we do need to think of the future of the human race, and him having children would certainly spell doom for an entire generation of intellect.

>opened photoshop
>thought about my life
>closed photoshop

its whats in the toilet is the problem haha

there are quite a few celebrities in the Fable series

yeah that's who plays Reaver's voice

I play the difficulty that is 2nd hardest. That way it's still easy enough to enjoy the story and hard enough to make me feel proud of what I've done when it's over.

Basically RPGs i play on easy, because.. Well, it's Role Play, it has a story. Skyrim is a good example.
Games that are survival based, I put on the hardest difficulty because of that being the nature of the game. Far Cry, Dishonored and Minecraft for instance.

i allways play through on easy first for the story before doing a second playthough on the hardest difficulty

i love games with no plot.sandbox games(like mount and blade warband)

you getto make your own story and all :D

I always tell stories in my head when I play that game. I tried to make a funny compilation by naming my character 'cunt destroyer' and making him look hilarious. But... I just couldn't do it.

yeah i cant do that either :)

and what kingdom do you prefer?i usually take the nords(for they are closest the game has for fennos-skandinavians where i am from) or swadia(since i really like swadian knights)

Sarranid. I always try to dethrone the sultan with 'arwa the pearled one'. But i make a mix of rhodok spearmen, sarranid archers, rhodok crossbowmen and huscarls in my army. And vaegir-khergit cavalry for circlings. And yeah, I prefer to play on foot most of the times :).

yeah i use rhodok crossbowmen and huscarls from time to time.its just so darmn slow and fights take longer XD


also i cant recall the fully evolved version of them.but sword sisters are also another thing i hoard like a crack addict :D


and yeah i usually just get alot of gold and set up a trading company and then conquerror myself a town or two under nord or swadias flag and then betray the bastard and start claiming the world as mine :D

You're right, but cavalry is so damn expensive and when you fight with khergits, they always keep them running while I need enemy cavalry stationary for archer fire. And yeah, whenever I see a peasant woman, I immediately include her into the group.

not really.you just first need to do a couple of tournaments,after that hire a few swadian peasants and then go around fighting smaller groups of bandits and earn gold through your velvet factories and tournament victories.after that you will props lose most of your peasants(it helps to keep them alive by hiring some mercenary horsemen) but you should have like 5 to 10 swadian knights after that.then just continue doing that till you have enough to start your own army.also it helps to use the tactics mod where your city can automaticly train your troops for you :P


and yeah khergits are annoying to fight with swadians.not impossible.but annoying.cant recall if i ever had a specific tactic for them thou...

You are the casual player the game world deserves.

I was always under the impression that casuals just wanted to play games not care about what is actually going on story-wise?

I'm a different kind of casual, apparently?