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#44 - My face after the third sneeze. 12/07/2012 on sneeze +11
#27 - Or "tie me up and slap my titties."  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2012 on beautiful lyrics +10
#99 - greenthegunstar (12/07/2012) [-]
"I'm gonna tie you up and slap your titties."
#101 - greenthegunstar (12/07/2012) [-]
"And then I'm gonna fuck you 8 ways from doomsday."
#14 - **** , I dunno, I'd call it awesome. 12/07/2012 on What do you call... 0
#49 - Except most FJers don't actually say that to women in real lif… 12/07/2012 on FunnyJunkers in a Nutshell 0
#7 - See, this is a problem a lot of virgins have. They know how to… 12/06/2012 on /v/ in a nutshell +21
#6 - Maybe girls should learn from Super Princess Peach and get off… 12/06/2012 on Mario? +4
#79 - She's 22. Any plans for a Breasted T-Swift model have been sus…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2012 on Taylor Swift 0
User avatar #85 - spanishninja (12/06/2012) [-]
i know she's 22, my GF is 20 and have 3x more boobs than her.

plastic, but im still happy
User avatar #84 - beeradthelaw (12/06/2012) [-]
One of us will have to impregnate her.
#76 - Really? I think One Direction is the lesser of, like, eight ev… 12/06/2012 on Taylor Swift 0
#6 - I keep my girlfriend from getting pregnant by having her not l… 12/04/2012 on The most effective birth... +8
#24 - Derp...can I call you Derp? I'm glad we live in a soc…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2012 on Read desc +3
User avatar #66 - turboderp (12/02/2012) [-]
Oh.. um, ok.

#22 - I'm both disgusted and fascinated. 12/01/2012 on Win +3
#50 - He doesn't look like an electrician. Step one for po… 12/01/2012 on Reaching for the sky can... +6
#40 - I think there's at least two...  [+] (3 new replies) 12/01/2012 on Glasses +8
#42 - karvarausku (12/01/2012) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #1949148 at MLP Friendly Board **Nope. Only one.
User avatar #299 - fuckingtrolls (12/02/2012) [-]
That's. . . Really sad
#41 - karvarausku has deleted their comment.
#12 - Man, what if he's real close to sealing the deal, and then the…  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2012 on Read desc +60
User avatar #23 - turboderp (12/02/2012) [-]
Or the two of them have been together for a long time, and OP know they both want to do the shit, but they're both to shy.. Maybe OP just want to give them the little push?
#24 - deletedmyaccount (12/02/2012) [-]
Derp...can I call you Derp?

I'm glad we live in a society where people notice things like that, Derp. That, in our very souls, we are trained to seek out the truth in everything we see. It's all thanks to this, this great country, and the personality type it encourages.

Derp, if I am elected, I will ensure that this country stays as great as it is, and only gets better. Under my leadership, progress will be made in the positive direction, and we'll avoid bad things like a recession and bad economy.

See, the real problem is that people like my opponent don't understand what makes this country great, and focus on unimportant issues like the size of the military or the environment. The environment can take care of itself, I mean, it has for years.

I hope that answers your question.
User avatar #66 - turboderp (12/02/2012) [-]
Oh.. um, ok.

User avatar #19 - gobnick (12/02/2012) [-]
read that in wilt's voice for every.single.word.
not bad, thumb for you
User avatar #18 - MakesTigersGoRawr (12/02/2012) [-]
9/10 would read again
#35 - mfw I can't tell the which gender half of them are.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/01/2012 on Glasses +27
User avatar #39 - karvarausku (12/01/2012) [-]
only one of them is guy.
#40 - deletedmyaccount (12/01/2012) [-]
I think there's at least two...
#42 - karvarausku (12/01/2012) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #1949148 at MLP Friendly Board **Nope. Only one.
User avatar #299 - fuckingtrolls (12/02/2012) [-]
That's. . . Really sad
#41 - karvarausku has deleted their comment.
#58 - Any picture about ocean depth that doesn't include Cthulhu is a waste. 12/01/2012 on Mariana trench +6
#38 - Worth it. 12/01/2012 on Scars +1
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#16 - Or just have a small penis... 11/30/2012 on How to Hide a Boner 0
#53 - Wait, is he sweating, or just sad? 11/30/2012 on Fat Alex 0
#182 - They should try NOT giving a **** about what peop… 11/30/2012 on Cutts 0
#225 - Picture 11/28/2012 on What a great man +8
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#10 - Even if he was a vegetarian, that doesn't make vegetarianism l… 11/28/2012 on Whenever a vegetarian... +3
#2 - It's better than hentai. "OH YEAH, PUT A BABY IN… 11/28/2012 on Fuxk porn stars 0
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User avatar #5 - thelastuchiha (10/19/2013) [-]
Okay, will you be willing to trade something of mine for your chest? (and key)
#1 - TheBigGummyBear (10/06/2011) [-]
No you didn't.
#2 to #1 - deletedmyaccount (10/06/2011) [-]
Lawl, my old account, I mean.
#3 to #2 - TheBigGummyBear (10/07/2011) [-]
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Gif GREATLY Appreciated!
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