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#11 - Physically incapable of not being adorable. 03/30/2013 on Come at me bro 0
#13 - I refuse to believe this is legit. Someone has to be …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2013 on uw0tm8 +1
User avatar #16 - fridginator (03/30/2013) [-]
#12 - All of my wut. 03/30/2013 on Serves him right +4
#5 - I like how you have a reaction pic agreeing with your own comment. 03/30/2013 on Harriet Tubman +42
#70 - I get what you're saying, because this series is much more dra… 03/30/2013 on Open The Floodgates 0
#53 - Actually, that's rather appropriate, considering. 03/30/2013 on my take on the equality thingy +9
#64 - Six earthbenders dance for ten seconds to move one rock and fo… 03/28/2013 on Silly earthbenders. 0
#33 - This is so cool, even liquid nitrogen is like "Daaaaaaaaa… 03/24/2013 on Playing with a panther 0
#107 - I didn't say they were prevalent, or sophisticated...but they … 03/23/2013 on Link with all of his items 0
#104 - This is exactly why hammer space was made. 03/23/2013 on Link with all of his items 0
#103 - They're very similar games, but the target demos are totally d…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/23/2013 on Link with all of his items 0
#105 - shepardbdead (03/23/2013) [-]
skyrim had puzzle elements?????? LOOOOOOOOOOOL
#109 - tomthehippie (03/23/2013) [-]
In Morrowind (never played Skyrim) there are a couple of quests that involve riddles, and a lot of the quests involve you figuring out just what the hell is going on.
#110 - shepardbdead (03/23/2013) [-]
were talking about skyrim here though not the previous elder scroll games.
#108 - shepardbdead (03/23/2013) [-]
lol which ones when you try and get the scroll only to find out its been taken, you can't compare skyrim "puzzles" to zelda puzzle mate.
#107 - deletedmyaccount (03/23/2013) [-]
I didn't say they were prevalent, or sophisticated...but they ARE sort of there.
#115 - Perfectly on beat with the song I'm listening to. I a… 03/23/2013 on Oh Japan 0
#6 - Funny enough, cats don't have a fatal terminal velocity. …  [+] (7 new replies) 03/22/2013 on Deppresed Cat +9
#39 - tragono (03/23/2013) [-]
Unless they suffocate. Still, incredibly unlikely that they will be dropped from high enough for that to happen.
#21 - tomthehippie (03/23/2013) [-]
Fun fact, they do.

Between three and five stories they die. Between five and eight stories they break the fuck out of their legs, but live (because they instinctively spread eagle at this height, which slows them down enough), over that they still die.
#10 - draxdiesel (03/23/2013) [-]
they kind of crouch when they land so if they fall from high enough their jaw smashes into the ground and that can definitely kill.

how the fuck do i know this
User avatar #7 - ilovehitler (03/23/2013) [-]
I think I might have to test that.
User avatar #9 - ilovehitler (03/23/2013) [-]
You fucking liar.
Time to get a new cat.
#40 - tragono (03/23/2013) [-]
User avatar #26 - Durp (03/23/2013) [-]
I'm laughing and crying at the same time now
#36 - Assuming he wanted it? Some people just have friends … 03/22/2013 on Friendzoned 0
#89 - Besides the whole "holocaust,' thing, Hitler was actually…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on it is always +4
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#151 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/21/2013 on Dr who feels +15
#253 - anonymous (03/22/2013) [-]
Like little fragile shells,

Feeling in the foam ;-;
#120 - I wouldn't mind getting in the middle of THAT earth. Wink. 03/19/2013 on Middle earth 0
#23 - Yo, dawg, it's a joke. It's not bashing Christianity, it's jus…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/19/2013 on Early ungabunga +1
#38 - wafflecopper (03/19/2013) [-]
actually it kinda is bashing, it implies that Christianity is a violent religion on the intellectual level of a neanderthal, I enjoy a good laugh, I even laugh when Christians themselves are made fun of, but when an entire doctrine of beliefs is "debated" so poorly it ruptures my flimflams.

I have said the same of (what few there are) anti Atheist posts, and I will say the same of the anti Christian posts.

Funnyjunk, not flamejunk
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#42 - anonymous (03/19/2013) [-]
Notice how it never said Christianity.
User avatar #46 - albinodogcrap (03/19/2013) [-]
It does imply Christianity through stone tablets and its similarities of afterlife conceptions. It also puts a demeaning tone towards Christians, implying they are stupid and neanderthal-esque. However I am not complaining and would like to point out that it is for these reasons that the post made me laugh, not the caveman theme.
User avatar #43 - wafflecopper (03/19/2013) [-]
I realize I'm digging a deeper pit, but whatever, it doesn't specifically say Christianity, but every implication points to it, whether it be the stone tablets, or the idea of a paradise after life.

I'm sure there are other religions with similar items/themes, but the most prominent ones are Christianity and Judaism. Like I said this was just meant to flame.
User avatar #25 - Jewssassin (03/19/2013) [-]
wafflecopper says wowzers. obviously.
User avatar #33 - annogram (03/19/2013) [-]
gosh deletedmyaccount, how are you so insensitive
#7 - Who is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2013 on Yo mama -1
User avatar #10 - galkawhm (03/16/2013) [-]
Fiddlesticks from League of Legends
#250 - They got rid of dodge ball at my elementary school. Said it en… 03/15/2013 on Sadly, this is no... 0
#118 - It's still by your own free will. I don't see the problem with… 03/06/2013 on True Story 0
#13 - It encourages such behavior, which puts students in danger, wh… 03/06/2013 on What The Fuck Florida? 0
#51 - That's not evil... That's insincere good, which still…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2013 on True Story +1
User avatar #73 - mrmontombo (03/06/2013) [-]
The actions are good. Not the person. If you dont do something out of your own free will then it isnt yours.
#118 - deletedmyaccount (03/06/2013) [-]
It's still by your own free will. I don't see the problem with it, I suppose. If the end result is people are good, than people are good, and that's good.
#7 - All I ever did was kill those penguins. I never once got that … 03/06/2013 on You all did it! +1
#43 - I lift my pants up past my crotch, if that's what you mean.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/06/2013 on Sonic's eyes finally make... +22
#44 - acemcgunner (03/06/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - thelastuchiha (10/19/2013) [-]
Okay, will you be willing to trade something of mine for your chest? (and key)
#1 - TheBigGummyBear (10/06/2011) [-]
No you didn't.
#2 to #1 - deletedmyaccount (10/06/2011) [-]
Lawl, my old account, I mean.
#3 to #2 - TheBigGummyBear (10/07/2011) [-]
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