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#861 - Oh, I wasn't the original poster. TexMex is. 07/27/2013 on The great enemy is born. 0
#859 - Fun fact, there is a way for women to have babies without a ma…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/27/2013 on The great enemy is born. -1
#901 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
Invented by a man.
#903 - deletedmyaccount (07/27/2013) [-]
Possibly. Regardless, they have the technology to live without us, now.
#857 - Sounds like you don't know a real feminist. Just bitches who t…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/27/2013 on The great enemy is born. 0
User avatar #860 - BlueToaster (07/27/2013) [-]
Sorry, not your comment, but still.
User avatar #858 - BlueToaster (07/27/2013) [-]
OH SHIT. I'm sorry, I misread your comment! I thought you said against.
#861 - deletedmyaccount (07/27/2013) [-]
Oh, I wasn't the original poster. TexMex is.
#855 - I agree entirely. I find that most of the loudest "femini… 07/27/2013 on The great enemy is born. +3
#48 - That's super awkward, the twin towers in the Madagascar picture... 07/25/2013 on Comic Sans and Clip Art 0
#73 - God, our parents were ******* saints. I'm pret… 07/25/2013 on kids 0
#20 - Aw, when it left, I got feels. Eel feels. 07/25/2013 on Just an eel +11
#65 - It's awful to think we were once like that.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/24/2013 on kids +8
#187 - leto (07/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #72 - esmebuffay (07/25/2013) [-]
Honestly it is, we have these family friends with young children and the boy can act like a real brat some of the time. But what sucks is that I remember acting the exact same way, it's unfortunate. I have more respect for my parents now though, I would have thrown five year old me out the window if I had to spend one day with him(me?).
#73 - deletedmyaccount (07/25/2013) [-]
God, our parents were fucking saints.

I'm pretty sure I'd straight up beat my kids.
#27 - Except studies show that the national IQ is actually going up...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on "Ambulance" +1
User avatar #40 - aldheim (07/25/2013) [-]
Not only that, but IQ tests are periodically adjusted to be harder in accordance with the increasing intelligence of youth.
#98 - The facial hair says "fat guy" but the body says &qu… 07/24/2013 on crime of the century +2
#172 - I agree, but I just don't see how that can happen if they want…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on can't contain myself 0
User avatar #174 - ihatecarltonbanks (07/23/2013) [-]
yeah but hey. justice league (if they even do that) is years away. things may change. but for now its just the two and i think the contrast would be interesting. but yeah i agree if they were to justice league i don't see Nolans batman in that arena. he would feel out of place.
#168 - I had meant because this is gearing up for the Justice League movie.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/23/2013 on can't contain myself 0
User avatar #170 - ihatecarltonbanks (07/23/2013) [-]
i like the idea of there always being the "realistic" batman world but then superman comes along and changes everything(what happened in man of steel) and batman adapts to this. batman is unbreakable and I think still standing up there on the level of superman even though he is an ordinary man would be cool and truly show how capable batman really is.
#172 - deletedmyaccount (07/23/2013) [-]
I agree, but I just don't see how that can happen if they want the whole Justice League, you know?
User avatar #174 - ihatecarltonbanks (07/23/2013) [-]
yeah but hey. justice league (if they even do that) is years away. things may change. but for now its just the two and i think the contrast would be interesting. but yeah i agree if they were to justice league i don't see Nolans batman in that arena. he would feel out of place.
#20 - m in the butt. 07/23/2013 on New Super Mario bros. 0
#161 - Maybe they didn't mean "Think different," but "… 07/23/2013 on Apples and Bananas -2
#154 - Christian Bale won't (or at least shouldn't) be Batman again. …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/23/2013 on can't contain myself +1
User avatar #167 - ihatecarltonbanks (07/23/2013) [-]
superman is the only other hero so far and NO ONE knew about him before
#168 - deletedmyaccount (07/23/2013) [-]
I had meant because this is gearing up for the Justice League movie.
User avatar #170 - ihatecarltonbanks (07/23/2013) [-]
i like the idea of there always being the "realistic" batman world but then superman comes along and changes everything(what happened in man of steel) and batman adapts to this. batman is unbreakable and I think still standing up there on the level of superman even though he is an ordinary man would be cool and truly show how capable batman really is.
#172 - deletedmyaccount (07/23/2013) [-]
I agree, but I just don't see how that can happen if they want the whole Justice League, you know?
User avatar #174 - ihatecarltonbanks (07/23/2013) [-]
yeah but hey. justice league (if they even do that) is years away. things may change. but for now its just the two and i think the contrast would be interesting. but yeah i agree if they were to justice league i don't see Nolans batman in that arena. he would feel out of place.
#88 - Whenever I see two pony posts in a row, it's time to get off o… 07/23/2013 on When ponys try to get to... -2
#687 - But we never got nudes... 07/23/2013 on Justice For Charles Z. 0
#43 - Not all of them. Just the really good ones.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Resist ranting in comments +6
#44 - flemsdfer (07/22/2013) [-]
Damn, you knocked that one out of the part right quick.
#10 - She's oddly literate for having a one digit IQ. 07/22/2013 on what the fuck 0
#3 - Will Ferrell is not as funny as the internet would have you believe. 07/22/2013 on Dating a stripper +1
#156 - I don't think so. But I think I figured out how that … 07/22/2013 on Be in military. Automatic... +3
#33 - Staring at boobs makes you sexist?  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Resist ranting in comments +2
#41 - flemsdfer (07/22/2013) [-]
Well do you stare at MALE boobs with the same lust? I bet not, you pig!
#96 - supamonkey (07/22/2013) [-]
When men have boobs like this, then we shall stare with the same lust.
#67 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
Yes I do.
#43 - deletedmyaccount (07/22/2013) [-]
Not all of them.

Just the really good ones.
#44 - flemsdfer (07/22/2013) [-]
Damn, you knocked that one out of the part right quick.
#51 - Guys, we're gonna feel like assholes if he ends up killing Selena.  [+] (9 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Justice For Charles Z. +78
User avatar #631 - stanleys (07/22/2013) [-]
Sounds like a win to me
#687 - deletedmyaccount (07/23/2013) [-]
But we never got nudes...
#494 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
no we're not
User avatar #348 - skumbaner (07/22/2013) [-]
Asshole.... Or hero? its just another point of view
User avatar #332 - itrinx (07/22/2013) [-]
Feeling bad because i helped someone to kill Selena Gomez ?

nope.avi
User avatar #291 - megusters (07/22/2013) [-]
I won't.
User avatar #240 - nrhv (07/22/2013) [-]
I disagree.
#55 - anonymous (07/22/2013) [-]
Nope, she has bodyguards.
#67 - perfide (07/22/2013) [-]
So he'll only be able to stab her once instead of 39 times, big deal.
#50 - How is that cheating? That's the point. To get people to vote …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Justice For Charles Z. +24
User avatar #52 - ivoryhammer (07/22/2013) [-]
The "people" at /b/ used bots to vote for him. In my book that's cheating.
#53 - gtocforyou (07/22/2013) [-]
July 19, 2013 was a date to remember for the one's shunned from the elite, the beautiful, the mold-able. Charles Z., has defied the odds of the status quo by entering in a contest by which the winner has the privilege to be graced by the presence of a country-pop superstar known as Taylor Swift. A friend of Charles helped him out with the contest by using a few of his resources and found himself posting on
an image-board he thought would aid Charles with the contest. A few of the image boards caught wind of this, and started voting away, to the best of their manual ability. As Charles moves up in the contest, other websites catch wind of this as well, and immediately began voting for Charles. Soon he led the contest on the glorious throne of first place. While leading the contest, a few media outlets observed, and carelessly wrote inaccurate articles calling him a "fat, old creep", and claimed this image-board website allegedly, "wrote a script that automates the voting process using 500
different computers from around the world." This is certainly not true, and will remain untrue until proven otherwise. With this being said, the Kiss 108 website that holds the contest soon states, "Disappointingly, we have determined that the integrity of the "Taylor Swift's Biggest Fan" contest has been compromised. In accordance with our contest rules, effective immediately, the contest has been terminated.
We apologize to all of our loyal listeners who have participated." This contest specifies that the age minimum is 13, but the maximum was never stated, nor was this contest defined around gender, weight, height, and overall appearance. The integrity of this contest has not been compromised, for the fact that they are basing their concern off of misleading rumors, and lacking evidence. This situation
pertains nothing to the integrity of the contest, but the integrity of the contest holders themselves.
#54 - gtocforyou (07/22/2013) [-]
This man has never been charged with sexual harassment, domestic violence, or any charge relating to prevention and danger, so there should not be any reason for Charles to be unfit for the contest. To the people who have aided Charles in his potential success in this contest, this is unjust, and unforgivable. Any
retribution resulting from this incident will be no one's fault but Kiss 108, and their lack of integrity and honesty. As for Charles, he is just another member of the shunned, and forgotten. With no hope, but the sole effort of his supporters, and the one's who refuse to turn a blind eye to the foolishness executed in these past two weeks. Regarding Taylor Swift, this woman is a representative of figures that are against bullying, and acts of discrimination; so for her to let this competition terminate because of evidence-lacking rumors, it contradicts herself, and everything thing she
stands for. The events that portrayed in the contest showed acts of favoritism, and discrimination. Charles is looked at as the enemy towards the other contestants, but is really the hero in all of this, because of how well he carries himself through out the highs and the lows of this unjust event. Charles stands for achieving despite the odds, and
this stance runs deeper than a teeny-bopper thirsting for a superficial Instagram photo, and perhaps an increase in followers.
#57 - ivoryhammer (07/22/2013) [-]
#579 - ICEDgrunge (07/22/2013) [-]
Good closing argument, faggot.
#57 - The problem with BBT is that the joke is that they're nerds, i… 07/22/2013 on One reason I hate BBT +18

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User avatar #5 - thelastuchiha (10/19/2013) [-]
Okay, will you be willing to trade something of mine for your chest? (and key)
#1 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (10/06/2011) [-]
No you didn't.
#2 to #1 - deletedmyaccount (10/06/2011) [-]
Lawl, my old account, I mean.
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