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#74 - WHAT THE **** DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH. 11/04/2013 on equality yey 0
#73 - Oh, no, don't get me wrong I think it's dumber then a screen d…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on equality yey +3
User avatar #78 - marking (11/04/2013) [-]
I suppose I see your point about there being a point in this.
#83 - It's pronounced "Luigi," bro. It's a different langu…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2013 on (1) Facebook 0
User avatar #84 - FightClub (11/04/2013) [-]
...who care's if it's a different language? where'd the "L" come from?

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ouija

click the speaker for the pronunciation. where's your proof?
#85 - deletedmyaccount (11/04/2013) [-]
Um, my dad is a linguistics expert, and he told me that it's pronounced "luigi," because it was named after that green dude from Luigi's Mansion. They just changed the spelling to make it more ominous.
User avatar #86 - FightClub (11/04/2013) [-]
i'm pretty sure you're just fucking with me now so i'll just agree
#87 - deletedmyaccount (11/04/2013) [-]
#70 - Bitch everyone just wants cupcakes. That's literally the only …  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2013 on equality yey +1
#72 - pebar (11/04/2013) [-]
Muffins beat cupcakes, hands down. There is no contest.
#76 - theimmortalbeaver (11/04/2013) [-]
I'd agree, but that's just because I feel less guilty eating muffins since they don't have icing.

Pic kinda related, I think maybe sorta
User avatar #77 - pebar (11/04/2013) [-]
It's the icing that ruins cupcakes for me; it just makes them way too sweet
#80 - deletedmyaccount (11/04/2013) [-]
Only if it's that "flavored whipped cream" bullshit everyone puts on cupcakes nowadays.

Fuck that bullshit, I want actual frosting.
#74 - deletedmyaccount (11/04/2013) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH.
#67 - No, because women make 75 cents for every dollar a man makes. …  [+] (13 new replies) 11/04/2013 on equality yey +3
User avatar #138 - flemsdfer (11/04/2013) [-]
If women make less for the same job, doing the same amount of work, with the same education, why don't they sue? If it's about gender, then they have no other reason of why they are paid less supposedly, and it would be against the law. Otherwise it's just their own choices like not having the same schooling, doing less workload, or not being with the company as long.
#140 - deletedmyaccount (11/04/2013) [-]
I don't know, bro. I don't care either, I'm just saying, it's not...like "women are better, pay less," it's "women get paid less, men get paid more. This is the same percentage."
User avatar #141 - flemsdfer (11/04/2013) [-]
but it is not like that if women actually don't get paid any less than the next guy with equal attributes. It's not like the workforce is all "Oh you have a vagina, we will pay you less" so making a point that "you have a penis, you pay more" is just sexist garbage. If women get paid less it is because they are less valuable as a person either due to work output, education, years put into the company. Men being paid more on average just means they do better work. I've been paid less than many starting females at work because they had college degrees. All the bitching about women getting paid less can go to more productive things like "go get higher education so you can make more money".
User avatar #71 - marking (11/04/2013) [-]
I dont see how anyone is supposed to take anything from it without some sort of statistic driving the point home. Its like trying to explain something to someone using a lesson they havent learned at all.
#73 - deletedmyaccount (11/04/2013) [-]
Oh, no, don't get me wrong I think it's dumber then a screen door on a submarine, but at least there IS a point.
User avatar #78 - marking (11/04/2013) [-]
I suppose I see your point about there being a point in this.
#69 - anonymous (11/04/2013) [-]
that's a blatantly false myth
#70 - deletedmyaccount (11/04/2013) [-]
Bitch everyone just wants cupcakes. That's literally the only reason half the people I know are alive.
#72 - pebar (11/04/2013) [-]
Muffins beat cupcakes, hands down. There is no contest.
#76 - theimmortalbeaver (11/04/2013) [-]
I'd agree, but that's just because I feel less guilty eating muffins since they don't have icing.

Pic kinda related, I think maybe sorta
User avatar #77 - pebar (11/04/2013) [-]
It's the icing that ruins cupcakes for me; it just makes them way too sweet
#80 - deletedmyaccount (11/04/2013) [-]
Only if it's that "flavored whipped cream" bullshit everyone puts on cupcakes nowadays.

Fuck that bullshit, I want actual frosting.
#74 - deletedmyaccount (11/04/2013) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH.
#40 - Comment deleted 11/04/2013 on Every fanboys dream 0
#59 - I went to a Burger King at 8:30 that was supposed to close at … 11/04/2013 on Retail 0
#78 - I'm almost positive that this is entirely true. I always corre…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/04/2013 on (1) Facebook 0
User avatar #81 - FightClub (11/04/2013) [-]
it's actually pronounced "weeja", so you're both wrong
#83 - deletedmyaccount (11/04/2013) [-]
It's pronounced "Luigi," bro. It's a different language.

I know it's hard to let go of the old pronunciation, but don't deny that it's even a thing...
User avatar #84 - FightClub (11/04/2013) [-]
...who care's if it's a different language? where'd the "L" come from?

www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/ouija

click the speaker for the pronunciation. where's your proof?
#85 - deletedmyaccount (11/04/2013) [-]
Um, my dad is a linguistics expert, and he told me that it's pronounced "luigi," because it was named after that green dude from Luigi's Mansion. They just changed the spelling to make it more ominous.
User avatar #86 - FightClub (11/04/2013) [-]
i'm pretty sure you're just fucking with me now so i'll just agree
#87 - deletedmyaccount (11/04/2013) [-]
#88 - Apparently he hit people again, recently? I thought I…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2013 on (untitled) +6
User avatar #103 - ithyphallophobia (11/04/2013) [-]
Him and his 6'5 bodyguard beat the tar out of some poor guy.
The dude was trying to get into a pic that Brown was taking and Brown mouthed off to him and then beat him with his guard.
He's a pretty classy dude....not
#161 - deletedmyaccount (11/04/2013) [-]
What a way to lose popularity. Beating up your own god damn fans.

Nah, s'cool. If he can beat up a girlfriend, he can probably beat up fans and still be adored.

Some girl even told me she deserved it. Rhianna, I mean. That she deserved it for having Chris Brown when the girl who told me this didn't.
#166 - Indeed, I fully understand and agree with that.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on Every time +2
#172 - theblondefetus (11/04/2013) [-]
#161 - Movies have to be inaccurate in some ways. Otherwise we'd be w…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2013 on Every time +4
User avatar #163 - theblondefetus (11/04/2013) [-]
I agree to an extent. Sometimes stretching reality is necessary, but there are other times when it just reflects lazy writing.
#166 - deletedmyaccount (11/04/2013) [-]
Indeed, I fully understand and agree with that.
#172 - theblondefetus (11/04/2013) [-]
#93 - $22.50 Because no one will give exact change (ya get …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on Charity FTW +1
User avatar #109 - sunice (11/04/2013) [-]
And sometimes you get $100 from the person that doesnt carry small bills
#45 - But a flaccid grower may not be long enough, you know? I mean,… 11/03/2013 on Hmmmmm 0
#43 - I agree, entirely. It's so much better. Less readjusting and i… 11/03/2013 on Hmmmmm 0
#47 - I had meant how does it fly so well? Is it strong winds, or is…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on Abandon Thread 0
User avatar #86 - djjeroenski (11/04/2013) [-]
it's veerryy light, and it has big wings, which cause a lot of lifting force, wind probly helps, but looking at the trees in the background i don't think there was a lot of wind
#19 - I do. A lot. 11/03/2013 on Hmmmmm +1
#18 - Not sure the average penis would get in there, easily. Not ere…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2013 on Hmmmmm +1
#20 - sanguinesolitude (11/03/2013) [-]
well not with that attitude. With enough lube and aspirin your penis can fit in anything!
User avatar #63 - brotherhood (11/04/2013) [-]
aspririn? don't you mean hydros?
User avatar #76 - jackmanagan (11/04/2013) [-]
hydros? you mean oxi-codone?
#43 - Holy **** , what. Normally I find conspir… 11/03/2013 on I think she's cool.. +3
#42 - I agree that we shouldn't censor words, I mean, what power doe…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on I think she's cool.. +5
User avatar #52 - midgettitwank (11/03/2013) [-]
here here
#15 - What and how is this thing?  [+] (4 new replies) 11/03/2013 on Abandon Thread +4
User avatar #82 - tehskyizblue (11/04/2013) [-]
Source on the gif if anyone wants it www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XhGwl5oRHc
User avatar #19 - djjeroenski (11/03/2013) [-]
what: it's a super lightweight airplane
how: it's existing
#47 - deletedmyaccount (11/03/2013) [-]
I had meant how does it fly so well? Is it strong winds, or is it really that just that light?
User avatar #86 - djjeroenski (11/04/2013) [-]
it's veerryy light, and it has big wings, which cause a lot of lifting force, wind probly helps, but looking at the trees in the background i don't think there was a lot of wind
#18 - Every time I'm horny? Jeezus, that'd be a lot...I'm a… 11/03/2013 on Decisions +1
#68 - Eh. A lot of people tend to be pushy with introverts. Many thi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on Introvert manual 0
User avatar #70 - srskate (11/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, i don't know about all that jazz in the beginning, but that last part

"This is how everyone should treat me, and if you don't you are really stupid."
^That's the part I find annoying. Interaction isn't a one way street, and you don't define all the rules yourself.
#64 - If this is news to you at all, you shouldn't be allowed to int…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/03/2013 on Introvert manual 0
User avatar #65 - srskate (11/03/2013) [-]
I never said this was news.

I guess I just don't want to know the type of person that feels they need to write a guide for talking to them. Anyone who is that self-important isn't worth my time.
#68 - deletedmyaccount (11/03/2013) [-]
Eh. A lot of people tend to be pushy with introverts. Many think a lack of interaction is a sign of loneliness or depression, and try to pressure them into going out and doing things. It's not a bad thing, but some people are just happier being left alone a good amount of the time. I think this is just meant to raise awareness on that, more than "this is how everyone should treat me, and if you don't you are really stupid."
User avatar #70 - srskate (11/03/2013) [-]
Yeah, i don't know about all that jazz in the beginning, but that last part

"This is how everyone should treat me, and if you don't you are really stupid."
^That's the part I find annoying. Interaction isn't a one way street, and you don't define all the rules yourself.
#46 - I brush and shampoo my pubes regularly. 11/03/2013 on What matters... 0
#44 - I dunno, armpit hair on girls is a huge turn off for me. That'…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/03/2013 on What matters... +1
User avatar #56 - comandante (11/03/2013) [-]
I can understand that. The only thing that i hate is when other people criticize others preferences, or lack of preferences. For example like you said you don't really like armpit hair. Thats totally fine. I really don't care just because i don't and i don't wanna make the other person feel obligated to change their body, and due to my lack of preferences their, she won't have too.
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#1 - TheBigGummyBear (10/06/2011) [-]
No you didn't.
#2 to #1 - deletedmyaccount (10/06/2011) [-]
Lawl, my old account, I mean.
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