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#23 - It's like a song being overplayed on the radio. You just get s…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Very Cancer, Much malignant +16
#36 - duedum (05/06/2014) [-]
>Listening to the radio
#53 - dross (05/06/2014) [-]
I listen to a radio at work, because for some reason I can't find a good way to build houses without fucking looking at them....
User avatar #63 - miia (05/06/2014) [-]
what
#49 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
I don't actually. The stereo in my car is super busted.

But it seemed like an appropriate analogy.
#334 - Hey man, I'm agnostic. You can't just make assumptions because…  [+] (11 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Bible Found 0
User avatar #337 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Dude, honestly I don't really care for these pointless internet debate/arguments. I'm just gonna let this go, because honestly I'm done wasting my time typing comments and I'd rather do anything else.

So you take care in the rest or your life, our paths may never cross again, but we did have this encounter and I hope that you will take it's memory to the grave; because I know I sure will.
#338 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
The rest of your life? Do you have a perfect memory or something? I'm lucky if I remember this shit to dinner.
User avatar #339 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
*Sarcasm*

Remember what I said about taking things so seriously?
#340 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I forgot what you said.
#368 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #385 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
That was highly irrelevant.
#387 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #393 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Exactly, so stop posting.
#395 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #399 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Have a good day. I'll be leaving now.
#400 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
**soontobefamous rolled image**
#18 - Could be worse. You could be eating McDonald's. 05/06/2014 on Well, McFuck You Too! 0
#329 - My bad, mate. I thought jokes were funny, I didn't know a joke…  [+] (13 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Bible Found 0
User avatar #331 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Hey man jokes are subjective. You cannot just denounce a joke from being funny to everyone. For instance apparently at least 5 people thought it was funny in some way.

I'm sorry if I made you get all butthurt and now you're mad at me because I don't believe in your "God" or something. Everything doesn't always have to be so serious so don't take everything you see serious all the time. Laugh it off and just move on. If you cannot you will learn in time as you mature.
#334 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm agnostic. You can't just make assumptions because religion is different for everyone. For instance, apparently some people believe in a flying spaghetti monster.

I'm sorry if I made you get all butthurt and now you're mad at me because you're joke was "bad" or something. Everything doesn't always have to be so funny so I won't take everything I see so seriously. I'll just let it go, and move on. Or, failing that, I'll mature in time, and learn to.
User avatar #337 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Dude, honestly I don't really care for these pointless internet debate/arguments. I'm just gonna let this go, because honestly I'm done wasting my time typing comments and I'd rather do anything else.

So you take care in the rest or your life, our paths may never cross again, but we did have this encounter and I hope that you will take it's memory to the grave; because I know I sure will.
#338 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
The rest of your life? Do you have a perfect memory or something? I'm lucky if I remember this shit to dinner.
User avatar #339 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
*Sarcasm*

Remember what I said about taking things so seriously?
#340 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I forgot what you said.
#368 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #385 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
That was highly irrelevant.
#387 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #393 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Exactly, so stop posting.
#395 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #399 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Have a good day. I'll be leaving now.
#400 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
**soontobefamous rolled image**
#325 - "Oh look, more holes in religion."  [+] (18 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Bible Found +1
User avatar #327 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
And that is me trying to make people on FJ not believe in "God"? Dude it was a sentence. One of us is gonna need to calm the fuck down apparently.

This is a site for jokes, JOKES, please learn how to take one.
#345 - Hightower (05/06/2014) [-]
You can't joke about religion on a site filled with kids. Most of them are still under the influence of their parents religion, and they will defend it vehemently.
User avatar #346 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
I concur, I suppose that was my mistake. I should of expected as much.
User avatar #351 - keyebaus (05/06/2014) [-]
my mommy says you're gonna burn in hell with all the other sodomizers. *whispers* i dont know what that means.
#329 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
My bad, mate. I thought jokes were funny, I didn't know a joke could still be a joke even if it's not funny, man. I just didn't know.
User avatar #331 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Hey man jokes are subjective. You cannot just denounce a joke from being funny to everyone. For instance apparently at least 5 people thought it was funny in some way.

I'm sorry if I made you get all butthurt and now you're mad at me because I don't believe in your "God" or something. Everything doesn't always have to be so serious so don't take everything you see serious all the time. Laugh it off and just move on. If you cannot you will learn in time as you mature.
#334 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm agnostic. You can't just make assumptions because religion is different for everyone. For instance, apparently some people believe in a flying spaghetti monster.

I'm sorry if I made you get all butthurt and now you're mad at me because you're joke was "bad" or something. Everything doesn't always have to be so funny so I won't take everything I see so seriously. I'll just let it go, and move on. Or, failing that, I'll mature in time, and learn to.
User avatar #337 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Dude, honestly I don't really care for these pointless internet debate/arguments. I'm just gonna let this go, because honestly I'm done wasting my time typing comments and I'd rather do anything else.

So you take care in the rest or your life, our paths may never cross again, but we did have this encounter and I hope that you will take it's memory to the grave; because I know I sure will.
#338 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
The rest of your life? Do you have a perfect memory or something? I'm lucky if I remember this shit to dinner.
User avatar #339 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
*Sarcasm*

Remember what I said about taking things so seriously?
#340 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I forgot what you said.
#368 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #385 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
That was highly irrelevant.
#387 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #393 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Exactly, so stop posting.
#395 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #399 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Have a good day. I'll be leaving now.
#400 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
**soontobefamous rolled image**
#322 - Oh my God! You're right! Religion is a lie! I see the light, s…  [+] (20 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Bible Found 0
User avatar #323 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Trust me I really don't care to try and convert people's way of thinking. If you want to believe in god so be it. Believe it until the day you die, just as long as no one tries to force religion down my throat then we are cool and we can move past subtle differences such as that.
#325 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
"Oh look, more holes in religion."
User avatar #327 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
And that is me trying to make people on FJ not believe in "God"? Dude it was a sentence. One of us is gonna need to calm the fuck down apparently.

This is a site for jokes, JOKES, please learn how to take one.
#345 - Hightower (05/06/2014) [-]
You can't joke about religion on a site filled with kids. Most of them are still under the influence of their parents religion, and they will defend it vehemently.
User avatar #346 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
I concur, I suppose that was my mistake. I should of expected as much.
User avatar #351 - keyebaus (05/06/2014) [-]
my mommy says you're gonna burn in hell with all the other sodomizers. *whispers* i dont know what that means.
#329 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
My bad, mate. I thought jokes were funny, I didn't know a joke could still be a joke even if it's not funny, man. I just didn't know.
User avatar #331 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Hey man jokes are subjective. You cannot just denounce a joke from being funny to everyone. For instance apparently at least 5 people thought it was funny in some way.

I'm sorry if I made you get all butthurt and now you're mad at me because I don't believe in your "God" or something. Everything doesn't always have to be so serious so don't take everything you see serious all the time. Laugh it off and just move on. If you cannot you will learn in time as you mature.
#334 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm agnostic. You can't just make assumptions because religion is different for everyone. For instance, apparently some people believe in a flying spaghetti monster.

I'm sorry if I made you get all butthurt and now you're mad at me because you're joke was "bad" or something. Everything doesn't always have to be so funny so I won't take everything I see so seriously. I'll just let it go, and move on. Or, failing that, I'll mature in time, and learn to.
User avatar #337 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Dude, honestly I don't really care for these pointless internet debate/arguments. I'm just gonna let this go, because honestly I'm done wasting my time typing comments and I'd rather do anything else.

So you take care in the rest or your life, our paths may never cross again, but we did have this encounter and I hope that you will take it's memory to the grave; because I know I sure will.
#338 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
The rest of your life? Do you have a perfect memory or something? I'm lucky if I remember this shit to dinner.
User avatar #339 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
*Sarcasm*

Remember what I said about taking things so seriously?
#340 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I forgot what you said.
#368 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #385 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
That was highly irrelevant.
#387 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #393 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Exactly, so stop posting.
#395 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #399 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Have a good day. I'll be leaving now.
#400 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
**soontobefamous rolled image**
#319 - Picture  [+] (29 new replies) 05/06/2014 on Bible Found +2
User avatar #349 - tarekmig (05/06/2014) [-]
God dammit when will people learn what edgy means
User avatar #384 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Never on this site.
#350 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #382 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
He has a point you used edgy incorrectly.
#386 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
Using the informal definiton, meaning "at the forefront of a trend," in this case, the trend of atheism being cool and a sign of intelligence.

The formal being a feeling of anxiety, likely the definition you were referring to.
User avatar #391 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
>Implying that I'm at the forefront of a trend.

I don't like people, let alone following trends. I don't do or think things based on what others think or say. Atheism isn't cool and doesn't make you intelligent. Trust me I've seen some really ignorant atheist.
#402 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
>Implying that I wasn't being sarcastic.

Don't take things so seriously, man.
User avatar #321 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Lol there is nothing but children on this site.
#322 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
Oh my God! You're right! Religion is a lie! I see the light, sir!

I'm gonna go do science now, and end world hunger!
User avatar #323 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Trust me I really don't care to try and convert people's way of thinking. If you want to believe in god so be it. Believe it until the day you die, just as long as no one tries to force religion down my throat then we are cool and we can move past subtle differences such as that.
#325 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
"Oh look, more holes in religion."
User avatar #327 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
And that is me trying to make people on FJ not believe in "God"? Dude it was a sentence. One of us is gonna need to calm the fuck down apparently.

This is a site for jokes, JOKES, please learn how to take one.
#345 - Hightower (05/06/2014) [-]
You can't joke about religion on a site filled with kids. Most of them are still under the influence of their parents religion, and they will defend it vehemently.
User avatar #346 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
I concur, I suppose that was my mistake. I should of expected as much.
User avatar #351 - keyebaus (05/06/2014) [-]
my mommy says you're gonna burn in hell with all the other sodomizers. *whispers* i dont know what that means.
#329 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
My bad, mate. I thought jokes were funny, I didn't know a joke could still be a joke even if it's not funny, man. I just didn't know.
User avatar #331 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Hey man jokes are subjective. You cannot just denounce a joke from being funny to everyone. For instance apparently at least 5 people thought it was funny in some way.

I'm sorry if I made you get all butthurt and now you're mad at me because I don't believe in your "God" or something. Everything doesn't always have to be so serious so don't take everything you see serious all the time. Laugh it off and just move on. If you cannot you will learn in time as you mature.
#334 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
Hey man, I'm agnostic. You can't just make assumptions because religion is different for everyone. For instance, apparently some people believe in a flying spaghetti monster.

I'm sorry if I made you get all butthurt and now you're mad at me because you're joke was "bad" or something. Everything doesn't always have to be so funny so I won't take everything I see so seriously. I'll just let it go, and move on. Or, failing that, I'll mature in time, and learn to.
User avatar #337 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Dude, honestly I don't really care for these pointless internet debate/arguments. I'm just gonna let this go, because honestly I'm done wasting my time typing comments and I'd rather do anything else.

So you take care in the rest or your life, our paths may never cross again, but we did have this encounter and I hope that you will take it's memory to the grave; because I know I sure will.
#338 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
The rest of your life? Do you have a perfect memory or something? I'm lucky if I remember this shit to dinner.
User avatar #339 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
*Sarcasm*

Remember what I said about taking things so seriously?
#340 - deletedmyaccount (05/06/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, I forgot what you said.
#368 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #385 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
That was highly irrelevant.
#387 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #393 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Exactly, so stop posting.
#395 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
User avatar #399 - AlexPaincakes (05/06/2014) [-]
Have a good day. I'll be leaving now.
#400 - soontobefamous (05/06/2014) [-]
**soontobefamous rolled image**
#318 - The real Plot Twist is that God is M. Night Shamalamadingdong. 05/06/2014 on Bible Found 0
#53 - My girlfriend likes to stop me, and gesture to herself and say…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2014 on (untitled) +6
#63 - twofreegerbils (05/06/2014) [-]
My girlfriend likes to stop me, and gesture to herself and say "Goo-goo-ga-ga!"
#48 - I feel ya, man. I totally see your point, it just felt a littl…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Growing Up +6
User avatar #49 - itsthetie (05/03/2014) [-]
It's cool man. I see your point, but I wouldn't have liked it if it was even a panel or two shorter. I'm glad for your input though, I'll think about it in later comics, thanks
#21 - Oh this series is the best if I could make a blanket out of ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on In the beginning +2
User avatar #36 - capslockrage (05/03/2014) [-]
what books?
#29 - thiswasnttaken (05/03/2014) [-]
Take off the blanket then.
User avatar #23 - ljxjlos (05/03/2014) [-]
Just a tip: Read some Robert Rankin. He also writes comedy/sci-fi and I´ve found out about him over the Hitchiker. And while I love Douglas Adams, Rankin is even better.
#43 - This could have been just the last three panels.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Growing Up 0
#46 - itsthetie (05/03/2014) [-]
that would leave zero buildup and/or personality, which would make the characters much less relatable. Sooo.. yeah.. I'm happy with the way I did it, sorry you weren't buddy
#48 - deletedmyaccount (05/03/2014) [-]
I feel ya, man. I totally see your point, it just felt a little dragged out at first. I had meant it as legitimate advice, over an insult, but I probably should have explained more.
User avatar #49 - itsthetie (05/03/2014) [-]
It's cool man. I see your point, but I wouldn't have liked it if it was even a panel or two shorter. I'm glad for your input though, I'll think about it in later comics, thanks
#36 - When a fat girl only wants ripped guys and bashes everyone els… 05/03/2014 on It's Even Funnier Cause... +33
#35 - Eh. It's all in taste. Some people like fat girls. I… 05/03/2014 on It's Even Funnier Cause... +4
#33 - Yeah, and propper speling iz for Asains nurds! 05/03/2014 on unethical life hacks 2 0
#45 - Or someone who hates the way everything a celebrity does is overblown. 05/03/2014 on unnecessary headlines edited +2
#80 - It's a congress of douche. A douche congress.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on "The whole world should... +10
User avatar #88 - satrenkotheone (05/03/2014) [-]
So that's what Washington D.C stands for.
User avatar #86 - satanicmuffinz (05/03/2014) [-]
damn it we already have ONE of those, we don't need another one
#144 - Picture 05/01/2014 on Zero suit Samus by Enji Night +1
#68 - Why should that piss off a straight man? Sure, it's u…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on #rekt +17
#74 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
*applause*
#53 - Are you trying to tell me Matt LeBlanc is not still a handsome… 04/25/2014 on Friends 0
#12 - The Disaster Artist by the dude who played Mark (Greg Sestero)… 04/23/2014 on oscars 2015 0
#286 - He has as much right to do this stuff as I have a right to be … 04/22/2014 on Smart, fucking smart 0
#25 - I dunno, he met Satan once. I thought that was pretty cool.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Tennant 0
#30 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
Religiousfags get butthurt because the show portrays Satan as a myth generated by the monster in that episode

Atheistfags get butthurt because one of the episodes is called "The Satan Pit" and acknowledges the existence of the devil

10/10 like Skyrim with a double dose of "fuck those extremist cunts"
#20 - This makes me happy in every part or my brain. 04/22/2014 on (untitled) +3
#169 - **** expressing yourself, this is disgusting. I am disg…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Smart, fucking smart +3
#179 - warioteam (04/22/2014) [-]
He had an accident/birth defect and took advantage of it for his personal style.
Go fuck yourself.
#286 - deletedmyaccount (04/22/2014) [-]
He has as much right to do this stuff as I have a right to be disgusted by it.
#186 - knightra (04/22/2014) [-]
I wouldnt know if it was a defect but with this more people would obviously assume it was a self decided extreme facial piercing because of all the other pierces like the one to the nose, chin etc.

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Okay, will you be willing to trade something of mine for your chest? (and key)
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No you didn't.
#2 to #1 - deletedmyaccount (10/06/2011) [-]
Lawl, my old account, I mean.
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Gif GREATLY Appreciated!
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