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#144 - Picture 05/01/2014 on Zero suit Samus by Enji Night +1
#68 - Why should that piss off a straight man? Sure, it's u…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on #rekt +17
#74 - anonymous (04/27/2014) [-]
*applause*
#53 - Are you trying to tell me Matt LeBlanc is not still a handsome… 04/25/2014 on Friends 0
#12 - The Disaster Artist by the dude who played Mark (Greg Sestero)… 04/23/2014 on oscars 2015 0
#286 - He has as much right to do this stuff as I have a right to be … 04/22/2014 on Smart, fucking smart 0
#25 - I dunno, he met Satan once. I thought that was pretty cool.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Tennant 0
#30 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
Religiousfags get butthurt because the show portrays Satan as a myth generated by the monster in that episode

Atheistfags get butthurt because one of the episodes is called "The Satan Pit" and acknowledges the existence of the devil

10/10 like Skyrim with a double dose of "fuck those extremist cunts"
#20 - This makes me happy in every part or my brain. 04/22/2014 on (untitled) +3
#169 - **** expressing yourself, this is disgusting. I a…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Smart, fucking smart +3
#179 - warioteam (04/22/2014) [-]
He had an accident/birth defect and took advantage of it for his personal style.
Go fuck yourself.
#286 - deletedmyaccount (04/22/2014) [-]
He has as much right to do this stuff as I have a right to be disgusted by it.
#186 - knightra (04/22/2014) [-]
I wouldnt know if it was a defect but with this more people would obviously assume it was a self decided extreme facial piercing because of all the other pierces like the one to the nose, chin etc.
#349 - It was more for the sake of the joke. Im reality, I am...meh, …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on Title +1
User avatar #350 - plasticcup (04/19/2014) [-]
Good for you man,

i have that dumb thing where i get WAY too attached to a girl and i have that "never want to lose her" thing so i tend to avoid relationships
#9 - Picture 04/18/2014 on deep thoughts from tumblr +3
#2 - The slang can be cute, but they're all ******* chavs.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2014 on British -1
#15 - misfitsftw (04/18/2014) [-]
yep im such a tracksuit warrior, me
#11 - blackjew (04/18/2014) [-]
U FUKIN WOT M8? I SWARE ON MI MUM IL FOOKIN REK U IF U SAY THT AGEN U LITTLE BITCH.
User avatar #10 - existenceisfutile (04/18/2014) [-]
waaaaa my feelings are hurt
#5 - Oooooh man I might. 04/18/2014 on Steam does math really well. +1
#51 - Plain black t-shirt. ********** ? 04/18/2014 on t-shirt powers 0
#72 - That's fair, man. Just not how I roll, I guess. 04/18/2014 on did she deserve it? yes 0
#44 - Oh, no, the reaction thing was a part of the revenge. Her frie…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2014 on did she deserve it? yes 0
User avatar #45 - reginleif (04/18/2014) [-]
Reread your comment, no It was I who misunderstood sorry friend. ^^
#43 - Agree to disagree, sir. I have presented my case, as you have … 04/18/2014 on did she deserve it? yes -2
#39 - This is hardly democracy. It's just cause and effect. If this,…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2014 on did she deserve it? yes +1
User avatar #42 - reginleif (04/18/2014) [-]
Either way how others react isn't a definitive meter on how moral your actions were.

I agree that he's wrong in this situation, also her (but she didn't slam his head on concrete) but not because of crowd reaction.
#44 - deletedmyaccount (04/18/2014) [-]
Oh, no, the reaction thing was a part of the revenge. Her friends' disappointment in her and so on. Not that the crowd view of what happened is a moral indicator. A simple misunderstanding, I was not entirely clear. My bad.
User avatar #45 - reginleif (04/18/2014) [-]
Reread your comment, no It was I who misunderstood sorry friend. ^^
#37 - I won't argue with the results things, but I suppose I just th…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/18/2014 on did she deserve it? yes -2
#53 - Neodude (04/18/2014) [-]
I just want to point out that in all likelihood, none of her friends would have thought less of her for doing that. The amount of times I've seen drunken fools do something like this to people that didn't deserve it, and have their friends full support, speaks much to the contrary of your proposal.
User avatar #41 - alecbaldwinning (04/18/2014) [-]
Weeks of pain = more regret.
#43 - deletedmyaccount (04/18/2014) [-]
Agree to disagree, sir. I have presented my case, as you have presented yours. Neither shall be swayed, so let us part ways with dignity.

Unless you wanna crack my skull open you fucking barbarian.

(I have no appropriate pic to show that I'm joking, so let it be known that I am joking)
#33 - I'm saying that because that's what I would have done. But the…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/18/2014 on did she deserve it? yes 0
User avatar #34 - alecbaldwinning (04/18/2014) [-]
>What teaches some cockshelf a lesson better than all of her friends taking her enemy's side?

That cracked skull for starters. Emotional wins are never more powerful that physical results. Results are the only thing in life that matter. End of story.
#49 - reycall (04/18/2014) [-]
you are gona play a war of escalation. for example, she could sue and high chances is that she would win the lawsuit results matter... good ones.
User avatar #51 - alecbaldwinning (04/18/2014) [-]
The vast majority of fights do not draw charges. They vast majority of fights that do, do not go to court. The vast majority of ones that do, do not gain convictions.
#77 - reycall (04/18/2014) [-]
the ones where people have major injuries usually do.
#37 - deletedmyaccount (04/18/2014) [-]
I won't argue with the results things, but I suppose I just think that a cracked skull will renew her fury, while damaged friendships would make her regret it.
#53 - Neodude (04/18/2014) [-]
I just want to point out that in all likelihood, none of her friends would have thought less of her for doing that. The amount of times I've seen drunken fools do something like this to people that didn't deserve it, and have their friends full support, speaks much to the contrary of your proposal.
User avatar #41 - alecbaldwinning (04/18/2014) [-]
Weeks of pain = more regret.
#43 - deletedmyaccount (04/18/2014) [-]
Agree to disagree, sir. I have presented my case, as you have presented yours. Neither shall be swayed, so let us part ways with dignity.

Unless you wanna crack my skull open you fucking barbarian.

(I have no appropriate pic to show that I'm joking, so let it be known that I am joking)
#31 - Eh. It was stupid of him. I mean, if he didn't deserve it, by …  [+] (17 new replies) 04/18/2014 on did she deserve it? yes +1
User avatar #55 - flemsdfer (04/18/2014) [-]
If somebody pissed me off like that I wouldn't care if she got looked down upon or not. I'd want her to learn not to do that to me ever again.
#72 - deletedmyaccount (04/18/2014) [-]
That's fair, man. Just not how I roll, I guess.
User avatar #36 - reginleif (04/18/2014) [-]
Morality isn't a democratic process man.
#39 - deletedmyaccount (04/18/2014) [-]
This is hardly democracy. It's just cause and effect. If this, then that. If NOT this, then NOT that.

Really, I'm just a proponent of pacifism.
User avatar #42 - reginleif (04/18/2014) [-]
Either way how others react isn't a definitive meter on how moral your actions were.

I agree that he's wrong in this situation, also her (but she didn't slam his head on concrete) but not because of crowd reaction.
#44 - deletedmyaccount (04/18/2014) [-]
Oh, no, the reaction thing was a part of the revenge. Her friends' disappointment in her and so on. Not that the crowd view of what happened is a moral indicator. A simple misunderstanding, I was not entirely clear. My bad.
User avatar #45 - reginleif (04/18/2014) [-]
Reread your comment, no It was I who misunderstood sorry friend. ^^
User avatar #32 - alecbaldwinning (04/18/2014) [-]
You're only saying that because she's a girl, you faggot.

Moral victories are worth shit. This man wanted revenge. This man got revenge. She deserved every bit of it.
#33 - deletedmyaccount (04/18/2014) [-]
I'm saying that because that's what I would have done. But then, I probably wouldn't have pissed someone off enough to throw stuff at me. Other then that, I wasn't particularly gender biased. I would have said the same thing not matter what gender these people were.

I get wanting revenge, but it has never lead to go results in my experience, so I personally don't go for it. And moral victories are the best. What teaches some cockshelf a lesson better than all of her friends taking her enemy's side?
User avatar #34 - alecbaldwinning (04/18/2014) [-]
>What teaches some cockshelf a lesson better than all of her friends taking her enemy's side?

That cracked skull for starters. Emotional wins are never more powerful that physical results. Results are the only thing in life that matter. End of story.
#49 - reycall (04/18/2014) [-]
you are gona play a war of escalation. for example, she could sue and high chances is that she would win the lawsuit results matter... good ones.
User avatar #51 - alecbaldwinning (04/18/2014) [-]
The vast majority of fights do not draw charges. They vast majority of fights that do, do not go to court. The vast majority of ones that do, do not gain convictions.
#77 - reycall (04/18/2014) [-]
the ones where people have major injuries usually do.
#37 - deletedmyaccount (04/18/2014) [-]
I won't argue with the results things, but I suppose I just think that a cracked skull will renew her fury, while damaged friendships would make her regret it.
#53 - Neodude (04/18/2014) [-]
I just want to point out that in all likelihood, none of her friends would have thought less of her for doing that. The amount of times I've seen drunken fools do something like this to people that didn't deserve it, and have their friends full support, speaks much to the contrary of your proposal.
User avatar #41 - alecbaldwinning (04/18/2014) [-]
Weeks of pain = more regret.
#43 - deletedmyaccount (04/18/2014) [-]
Agree to disagree, sir. I have presented my case, as you have presented yours. Neither shall be swayed, so let us part ways with dignity.

Unless you wanna crack my skull open you fucking barbarian.

(I have no appropriate pic to show that I'm joking, so let it be known that I am joking)
#59 - Push it! Joke's on you, no one would ever wanna have sex with …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Title +50
#269 - jefferyboomhauer (04/18/2014) [-]
#185 - plasticcup (04/18/2014) [-]
You'd be surprised.

Even if you think you are a 6/10

some 5-4/10 girl will think you are their 10. (if that makes any sense)
#349 - deletedmyaccount (04/19/2014) [-]
It was more for the sake of the joke. Im reality, I am...meh, actually, I probably am about 6/10, but I'm charming or some shit cause I got an 8/10 girl at worst.
User avatar #350 - plasticcup (04/19/2014) [-]
Good for you man,

i have that dumb thing where i get WAY too attached to a girl and i have that "never want to lose her" thing so i tend to avoid relationships
User avatar #224 - greedtheavaricious (04/18/2014) [-]
6/10 is not bad, really.

4/10 is bad. 5/10 is okay. 6/10 is above okay.

So yeah.
#15 - Plus wasn't the whole point of the New Testament that a lot of…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2014 on Divine burn +1
User avatar #18 - infinitereaper (04/18/2014) [-]
it's all mistranslated heavily edited and altered bullshit with lots of translated meanings meaning other things, most people read the bible incorrectly and know little to nothing of its origins or how its been altered
#53 - kingkaga (04/18/2014) [-]
Point out two translations of the Bible that are different in context, then
#82 - It's like fedoras. Not necessarily a bad thing on its own, but… 04/18/2014 on first comment +1
#63 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2014 on Scenie weanies. +2
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#10 - Avatar came before my little pony. Or at least, the incarnatio… 04/15/2014 on Now THESE are unpopular... +1
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Lawl, my old account, I mean.
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