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#70 - That's fair enough. And we're just not going to talk about the… 04/15/2014 on NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE +1
#60 - I was a pretty big fan of both. Jak & Daxter had a more se…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2014 on NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE 0
User avatar #65 - redtooth (04/15/2014) [-]
Same here, but I feel Ratchet&Clank were way more consistent to the style of the first game through the whole series. J&D went from somewhat wacky to majorly grimdark to mad max. (which I think was great but the second two just didn't seem consistent with the first one).
#70 - deletedmyaccount (04/15/2014) [-]
That's fair enough. And we're just not going to talk about the games after Jak 3. I think that'd be nice.
#192 - Deleted my OTHER account, sir. 04/15/2014 on Have Some Truth 0
#6 - I mean, hey. If your dick is big enough to get stuck in a Gato… 04/15/2014 on penis stuck in gatorade bottle +1
#24 - So far I've just been getting snacks with them and hope that t…  [+] (12 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Have Some Truth +5
User avatar #183 - phyoke (04/15/2014) [-]
Buy an appropriate birthday card with them and the person behind the counter will think they're a gag gift for someone turning 18.
User avatar #25 - godtherapist (04/15/2014) [-]
Alternatively you could dress up as an English Crier and proclaim to the world "The honorable Lord Stiffington of (wherever you live) desires these prophylactic sheaths!" and then when the transaction is complete lean in real close and whisper "Lord Stiffington is my penis" and walk out.
User avatar #174 - psychexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
i love you please dont use condoms please bear my babies
#222 - godtherapist (04/15/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #215 - crimsontyyde (04/15/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #216 - psychexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
<3
#71 - hazelnutqt (04/15/2014) [-]
I feel like you aren't allowed near children for some reason

But you is cool, I can respect that.
#227 - godtherapist (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm still allowed around teenagers.

Teenagers with attitude.
User avatar #131 - chimpaflimp (04/15/2014) [-]
"you is cool". Epik pro English skillz.
User avatar #210 - ICEDgrunge (04/15/2014) [-]
Period outside of quotation marks. Epic pro Grammer skillz.
#46 - volcanicdiarrhea (04/15/2014) [-]
#229 - godtherapist (04/15/2014) [-]
#3 - Of course. One of those people takes care of themselves, the o… 04/14/2014 on Double Standards! (Male... +4
#10 - Plus the lead is voiced by Joseph Gordon-Levitt. 04/14/2014 on Forget Frozen, THIS is best... 0
#21 - I always feel like the girl behind the counter (and it is ALWA…  [+] (23 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Have Some Truth +83
User avatar #137 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/15/2014) [-]
Just look her straight in the eyes and say, "I figure you and I will need these later tonight."
#129 - cazabrow has deleted their comment.
User avatar #65 - missaddie (04/15/2014) [-]
I've worked as a cashier, all I can say is you hardly think about what they're buying. Like I might see the condoms and go 'oh 13 pack jeez.'
But I'm not like making fun it's just like a thought.
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/15/2014) [-]
Man, why did you have to go and delete your account like that?
#192 - deletedmyaccount (04/15/2014) [-]
Deleted my OTHER account, sir.
User avatar #23 - godtherapist (04/15/2014) [-]
Just walk up to the counter with them and say in a loud and firm voice "I require these for my penis!" and then stare right at them until the transaction is complete and then say "My penis is grateful to you!" and walk out.
#123 - rasvab (04/15/2014) [-]
#217 - godtherapist (04/15/2014) [-]
User avatar #27 - hiukuss (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm gonna do that.
Thank you.
User avatar #218 - godtherapist (04/15/2014) [-]
If you do, record it so we can all bask in your glory.
#24 - deletedmyaccount (04/15/2014) [-]
So far I've just been getting snacks with them and hope that they're making mental fat jokes, instead.
User avatar #183 - phyoke (04/15/2014) [-]
Buy an appropriate birthday card with them and the person behind the counter will think they're a gag gift for someone turning 18.
User avatar #25 - godtherapist (04/15/2014) [-]
Alternatively you could dress up as an English Crier and proclaim to the world "The honorable Lord Stiffington of (wherever you live) desires these prophylactic sheaths!" and then when the transaction is complete lean in real close and whisper "Lord Stiffington is my penis" and walk out.
User avatar #174 - psychexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
i love you please dont use condoms please bear my babies
#222 - godtherapist (04/15/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #215 - crimsontyyde (04/15/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #216 - psychexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
<3
#71 - hazelnutqt (04/15/2014) [-]
I feel like you aren't allowed near children for some reason

But you is cool, I can respect that.
#227 - godtherapist (04/15/2014) [-]
I'm still allowed around teenagers.

Teenagers with attitude.
User avatar #131 - chimpaflimp (04/15/2014) [-]
"you is cool". Epik pro English skillz.
User avatar #210 - ICEDgrunge (04/15/2014) [-]
Period outside of quotation marks. Epic pro Grammer skillz.
#46 - volcanicdiarrhea (04/15/2014) [-]
#229 - godtherapist (04/15/2014) [-]
#45 - Gray Account69696969 04/14/2014 on i see what you did there 0
#44 - Comment deleted 04/14/2014 on i see what you did there 0
#16 - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. 04/14/2014 on describe it. 0
#80 - Picture 04/14/2014 on WTF 0
#2 - Who cares if a gay guy finds you attractive? As long as he's n…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on (untitled) +63
User avatar #72 - Juigiknows (04/14/2014) [-]
Exactly, it should be taken as a compliment..
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#35 - I think I'll choose Robin.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2014 on CHOOSE +92
#166 - grimgrey (04/12/2014) [-]
I would.
User avatar #66 - liuur (04/12/2014) [-]
That's Red Hood. He was the Robin that was killed by the Joker. He was thrown into a Lazarus Pit and came back to life, and now works like Batman, but allows himself to kill others and use guns. He also is currently working with Starfire (not Teen Titans Starfire, 1980s porn stare spray tanned, giant titted, super perm hair Starfire).
#69 - bjerneironbeard (04/12/2014) [-]
Nope that's robin, Red hood doesn't use a cape. Or the the yellow clasps on the uniform.
#67 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/12/2014) [-]
I thought that was Red Robin, not Red Hood. Meh I'm probably wrong.
#112 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/12/2014) [-]
No that's right
#26 - Edit: Tiger + Laser Pointer. Ultimate. Suicide. Machine. 04/07/2014 on Big cats are still cats +11
#24 - Tiger + Laser Pointer. Ultimate. Murder. Machine.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Big cats are still cats +14
#25 - eatthepolarbears (04/07/2014) [-]
Big cats actually don't really care about pointers a lot of the time. Depends on the cat it may even piss them off then you are the one they kill. But thats ok with me =)
User avatar #57 - Zyklone (04/07/2014) [-]
cats are cats are cats are
#47 - cancerstickfiend (04/07/2014) [-]
deletedmyaccount
User avatar #69 - ubergoatman (04/07/2014) [-]
Aren't you busy being adored on the FJ tinychat?
User avatar #71 - cancerstickfiend (04/07/2014) [-]
I am never busy.
User avatar #72 - ubergoatman (04/07/2014) [-]
Acceptable response.
#26 - deletedmyaccount (04/07/2014) [-]
Edit: Tiger + Laser Pointer.

Ultimate. Suicide. Machine.
#60 - ******* sexism, lemme tell ya. 04/07/2014 on Fact #61231251 +1
#204 - No. Not only is stealing wrong, but he may kill a few extra pe… 04/05/2014 on dilemma 0
#59 - All three on Australia because HOLY **** HAVE YOU… 04/03/2014 on Just out of intrest +2
#10 - There are skinny girls. Okay. Not my personal favorite, but th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on nothing was lost 0
User avatar #15 - nothingatall (04/03/2014) [-]
I'm a skinny little shit, and I like skinny girls, why is this unacceptable to so many people lately, I don't care from a personal standpoint(not like I get any anyway), just find it curious that so many people lack self-awareness
#84 - Picture 03/31/2014 on one of THOSE nights +4
#85 - Oh yeah, I agree. Just because you know who they are doesn't m… 03/26/2014 on Hi cumming, I'm Dad 0
#80 - There job is to have sex, not get raped. Maybe she has to pret…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Hi cumming, I'm Dad +2
User avatar #82 - dehnoobshow (03/26/2014) [-]
But assuming by giving their real name someone will assault them is pretty.... Pessimistic, even by my standards.
User avatar #126 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/27/2014) [-]
I mean some people are crazy and they might have some fans who are a little too eager to meet them. It's the same thing with strippers.
#85 - deletedmyaccount (03/26/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I agree. Just because you know who they are doesn't mean someone WILL, but if someone DOES, that doesn't make it okay.
#65 - Not uh...not to sure about the logic there, guy.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Hi cumming, I'm Dad +3
User avatar #79 - dehnoobshow (03/26/2014) [-]
Basically, what do they have to fear? Getting raped? Her job IS getting raped.
Murdered? Who'd murder a porn star?
#80 - deletedmyaccount (03/26/2014) [-]
There job is to have sex, not get raped. Maybe she has to pretend it's rape, but that's like saying it's okay to beat the living shit out of a wrestler.

Getting beat up IS their job, but that doesn't mean it's okay to assault them outside of the ring.
User avatar #82 - dehnoobshow (03/26/2014) [-]
But assuming by giving their real name someone will assault them is pretty.... Pessimistic, even by my standards.
User avatar #126 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/27/2014) [-]
I mean some people are crazy and they might have some fans who are a little too eager to meet them. It's the same thing with strippers.
#85 - deletedmyaccount (03/26/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I agree. Just because you know who they are doesn't mean someone WILL, but if someone DOES, that doesn't make it okay.
#10 - Elijah Wood makes me happy to be alive sometimes. XD I dunno w… 03/22/2014 on MFW the ring is destroyed +2
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User avatar #5 - thelastuchiha (10/19/2013) [-]
Okay, will you be willing to trade something of mine for your chest? (and key)
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No you didn't.
#2 to #1 - deletedmyaccount (10/06/2011) [-]
Lawl, my old account, I mean.
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