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#44 - Comment deleted 04/14/2014 on i see what you did there 0
#16 - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. 04/14/2014 on describe it. 0
#80 - Picture 04/14/2014 on WTF 0
#2 - Who cares if a gay guy finds you attractive? As long as he's n…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on (untitled) +63
User avatar #72 - Juigiknows (04/14/2014) [-]
Exactly, it should be taken as a compliment..
#49 - downsyndrisachoice has deleted their comment.
#35 - I think I'll choose Robin.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/12/2014 on CHOOSE +92
#166 - grimgrey (04/12/2014) [-]
I would.
User avatar #66 - liuur (04/12/2014) [-]
That's Red Hood. He was the Robin that was killed by the Joker. He was thrown into a Lazarus Pit and came back to life, and now works like Batman, but allows himself to kill others and use guns. He also is currently working with Starfire (not Teen Titans Starfire, 1980s porn stare spray tanned, giant titted, super perm hair Starfire).
#69 - bjerneironbeard (04/12/2014) [-]
Nope that's robin, Red hood doesn't use a cape. Or the the yellow clasps on the uniform.
#67 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
I thought that was Red Robin, not Red Hood. Meh I'm probably wrong.
#112 - anonymous (04/12/2014) [-]
No that's right
#26 - Edit: Tiger + Laser Pointer. Ultimate. Suicide. Machine. 04/07/2014 on Big cats are still cats +11
#24 - Tiger + Laser Pointer. Ultimate. Murder. Machine.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/07/2014 on Big cats are still cats +14
#25 - eatthepolarbears (04/07/2014) [-]
Big cats actually don't really care about pointers a lot of the time. Depends on the cat it may even piss them off then you are the one they kill. But thats ok with me =)
User avatar #57 - Zyklone (04/07/2014) [-]
cats are cats are cats are
#47 - cancerstickfiend (04/07/2014) [-]
deletedmyaccount
User avatar #69 - ubergoatman (04/07/2014) [-]
Aren't you busy being adored on the FJ tinychat?
User avatar #71 - cancerstickfiend (04/07/2014) [-]
I am never busy.
User avatar #72 - ubergoatman (04/07/2014) [-]
Acceptable response.
#26 - deletedmyaccount (04/07/2014) [-]
Edit: Tiger + Laser Pointer.

Ultimate. Suicide. Machine.
#60 - ******* sexism, lemme tell ya. 04/07/2014 on Fact #61231251 +1
#204 - No. Not only is stealing wrong, but he may kill a few extra pe… 04/05/2014 on dilemma 0
#59 - All three on Australia because HOLY **** HAVE YOU… 04/03/2014 on Just out of intrest +2
#10 - There are skinny girls. Okay. Not my personal favorite, but th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2014 on nothing was lost 0
User avatar #15 - nothingatall (04/03/2014) [-]
I'm a skinny little shit, and I like skinny girls, why is this unacceptable to so many people lately, I don't care from a personal standpoint(not like I get any anyway), just find it curious that so many people lack self-awareness
#84 - Picture 03/31/2014 on one of THOSE nights +4
#85 - Oh yeah, I agree. Just because you know who they are doesn't m… 03/26/2014 on Hi cumming, I'm Dad 0
#80 - There job is to have sex, not get raped. Maybe she has to pret…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Hi cumming, I'm Dad +2
User avatar #82 - dehnoobshow (03/26/2014) [-]
But assuming by giving their real name someone will assault them is pretty.... Pessimistic, even by my standards.
User avatar #126 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/27/2014) [-]
I mean some people are crazy and they might have some fans who are a little too eager to meet them. It's the same thing with strippers.
#85 - deletedmyaccount (03/26/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I agree. Just because you know who they are doesn't mean someone WILL, but if someone DOES, that doesn't make it okay.
#65 - Not uh...not to sure about the logic there, guy.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Hi cumming, I'm Dad +3
User avatar #79 - dehnoobshow (03/26/2014) [-]
Basically, what do they have to fear? Getting raped? Her job IS getting raped.
Murdered? Who'd murder a porn star?
#80 - deletedmyaccount (03/26/2014) [-]
There job is to have sex, not get raped. Maybe she has to pretend it's rape, but that's like saying it's okay to beat the living shit out of a wrestler.

Getting beat up IS their job, but that doesn't mean it's okay to assault them outside of the ring.
User avatar #82 - dehnoobshow (03/26/2014) [-]
But assuming by giving their real name someone will assault them is pretty.... Pessimistic, even by my standards.
User avatar #126 - hoponthefeelstrain (03/27/2014) [-]
I mean some people are crazy and they might have some fans who are a little too eager to meet them. It's the same thing with strippers.
#85 - deletedmyaccount (03/26/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, I agree. Just because you know who they are doesn't mean someone WILL, but if someone DOES, that doesn't make it okay.
#10 - Elijah Wood makes me happy to be alive sometimes. XD I dunno w… 03/22/2014 on MFW the ring is destroyed +2
#22 - Free water bed. 03/02/2014 on I hate it when my grass... +3
#10 - And then, using a rib from Adam, God created Eve. Ada… 03/02/2014 on 1000% done +4
#108 - Death is something to be devastated about, especially early, …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Feels 0
#110 - krobeles (02/26/2014) [-]
Its never something to be devastated about. Devastation accomplishes nothing. Its something to be sad about, to be sure. Even fucking torn up for a bit. But to be devastated, deprives you of your own abillity to do what they can no longer do.
Live.
#104 - I knew of them. They were all in my class. I had plenty of fri…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Feels 0
#107 - krobeles (02/25/2014) [-]
Those people are just aimless twats.
Death isn't something be devastated about. It isn't a bad thing. It isn't a good thing. Its a neutral thing.
Sure people are sad as fuck for a while after somebody near to them have died. Thats perfectly understandable. But after the period of sadness subsides, you shouldn't dwell on it. You should evaluate the impact that persons life had on you, and reflect on your own life in contrast to their death. Seek learning in the death of the people around you.
I always liked my grandpa, but never really talked much with him. After he died, i started looking into what kind of person he had been to try to make up for the attention i never really afforded him. Talked with my mom and dad for several hours, and looked through alot of the research he had done. What i realised, was that he was actually a really really cool dude, and i wish i had talked more with him.
I've taken that lesson to heart, and have rekindeled contact with my dad and grandmother, both of whom i had pretty much cut all contact with for a good 5-7 years solid.

Thats just an eksample though. My point is, either study the life and death of the person who passed on and learn a lesson from it that you can use to better your own life. If you cant find a lesson in their life/death, then their life simple didn't have enough impact on yours, for you to feel sad about anything.

If you disregard this advice, and decide to dwell on the death, then you're dishonoring their memory by effectively becomming their ghost. A broken person, clinging to a life that shall never be again. That isn't good for you, and it isn't what your dead friend would want you to do.


There. Take that, and read it to your death-depressed mates.
#108 - deletedmyaccount (02/25/2014) [-]
Death is something to be devastated about, especially early, and especially from MURDER.

They're okay, now. It's been a few years, everyone has moved on and accepted it. When it happened, though, it was devastating. That's all, man.
#110 - krobeles (02/26/2014) [-]
Its never something to be devastated about. Devastation accomplishes nothing. Its something to be sad about, to be sure. Even fucking torn up for a bit. But to be devastated, deprives you of your own abillity to do what they can no longer do.
Live.
#61 - It just pisses me off because those kids were murdered. By the…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Feels 0
#63 - slightlyillegal (02/25/2014) [-]
It is unfortunate. I usually question the parents when I hear people talk like that. I'm hardly holier than thou, but when I stepped out of line I got my ass straightened out real quickly. Someday someone close to anyone and everyone will die. It's a reality that should be respected.
#5 - I liked the first two Infamous games a lot. Is Second Son any …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on why does this game gets so... 0
User avatar #8 - darknesincontrol (02/25/2014) [-]
its not out yet
#54 - I was a freshman. I didn't have the balls to. Besides, he was …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on Feels 0
User avatar #56 - theviusking (02/25/2014) [-]
Eh, when I was in highschool I had no balls at all but like I probably still would have stood up and fought them with words atleast, they'd call me a faggot or something that resembles a faggot in their vocabulary, like...faggut. By then I'd be waiting for them outside the caf to hit them as hard as I could with a food tray. Nowadays though, yeah I'd kill him.
#10 - For the longest time I thought this was shopped, but **…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/25/2014 on *Warning* Gore +6
User avatar #17 - frankstein (02/25/2014) [-]
#48 - Then the ********* at lunch who jokes about it li…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/25/2014 on Feels 0
#60 - slightlyillegal (02/25/2014) [-]
Personal experiences, both direct and indirect, have greatly shaped my views on such things. I have been humbled in ways I cannot readily describe and it brings me a great sense of dissatisfaction when people don't respect the gravity of some circumstances. People that make jokes about such misfortune and others that put on a big charade and pretend to be so depressed all dilute the severity of those that truly have problems. Anger is not the correct emotional response. Disappointment is.
#61 - deletedmyaccount (02/25/2014) [-]
It just pisses me off because those kids were murdered. By their father. I just don't understand how anyone hears about that and thinks it's okay to joke about. There is not a single okay thing about that.
#63 - slightlyillegal (02/25/2014) [-]
It is unfortunate. I usually question the parents when I hear people talk like that. I'm hardly holier than thou, but when I stepped out of line I got my ass straightened out real quickly. Someday someone close to anyone and everyone will die. It's a reality that should be respected.
User avatar #52 - theviusking (02/25/2014) [-]
He's the kind of person I wouldn't care how big he is, I would get up and smack him as hard as I could in the back of the head with a food tray you get when you go to a cafeteria.
#54 - deletedmyaccount (02/25/2014) [-]
I was a freshman. I didn't have the balls to. Besides, he was in a group of people, and I had no idea which one had actually said it.
User avatar #56 - theviusking (02/25/2014) [-]
Eh, when I was in highschool I had no balls at all but like I probably still would have stood up and fought them with words atleast, they'd call me a faggot or something that resembles a faggot in their vocabulary, like...faggut. By then I'd be waiting for them outside the caf to hit them as hard as I could with a food tray. Nowadays though, yeah I'd kill him.
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Okay, will you be willing to trade something of mine for your chest? (and key)
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Lawl, my old account, I mean.
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