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#18 - Yet when I wear leggings it's "inappropriate " and &… 10/26/2014 on Secret Volume Bar +3
#23 - Domino's just got as burned as their pizza. 10/25/2014 on Domino's 0
#167 - In fairness if I had chin balls I'd be pretty sensitive, too. 10/21/2014 on Fucking grow some skin +1
#165 - If you claim to have PTSD from being called names, or threaten… 10/21/2014 on Fucking grow some skin +6
#43 - Thanks man, you too. Also, check out if you get bore…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on True words -1
#45 - anon (10/20/2014) [-]
Went to glance at that website...the first thing I my eyes landed on was this:

"A woman owning property is like giving a monkey a dog on a leash. It doesn’t mean the monkey has a pet. It means some idiot tied a dog to a monkey."

I laughed my azz off! Serious thanks, bro! I'll check it out.
#165 - Well, actually- Ah...****. I guess that is essentiall… 10/20/2014 on 10 second game +12
#40 - I have a girlfriend, too, buddy. I haven't had girl troubles s…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2014 on True words +2
#42 - anon (10/20/2014) [-]
Nope. None are as hive minded as today's modern woman. No where is herd mentality more prevalent than the millenial women. They are unitersting except for when they decide to cause problem. I stand by my previous statement, and I also believe you are a beta male that will learn the hard way soon. Best wishes!
#43 - deletedmyaccount (10/20/2014) [-]
Thanks man, you too.

Also, check out menarebetterthanwomen.com if you get bored. I think it's funny, but I mean, you might find a kindred spirit or something.
#45 - anon (10/20/2014) [-]
Went to glance at that website...the first thing I my eyes landed on was this:

"A woman owning property is like giving a monkey a dog on a leash. It doesn’t mean the monkey has a pet. It means some idiot tied a dog to a monkey."

I laughed my azz off! Serious thanks, bro! I'll check it out.
#8 - HA HA HA THAT'S FINE. I'M FINE. EVERYTHING IS SO FINE. YOU'D T… 10/20/2014 on WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS +20
#6 - He had a bakery?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Sweet sweet justice 0
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#8 - alcantara (10/20/2014) [-]
When consuming so many slices of humble pie, it becomes a sound investment to procure the means throuh which to produce your own supply whilst selling surplus to your friends at work for profit.
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#7 - sineztro (10/20/2014) [-]
HAD
#37 - I'm a guy, friend.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2014 on True words +1
#39 - anon (10/20/2014) [-]
That's worse! You're a white knight, faggot. "Women are just like us but have different genitals. We're equal. They're awesome. We just need patience and mutual understanding...blah, blah, blah." This is the thinking that puts you in the friend zone, and putting women on pedestals won't get you laid. Grow a spine, pussy.
#40 - deletedmyaccount (10/20/2014) [-]
I have a girlfriend, too, buddy. I haven't had girl troubles since sophomore year of high school.

And how is "hey, girls are humans too" white knighting? I'm not saying all women are great, or all women are equal to all men. I'm saying that they're just like us, in that some are super shitty, and some are awesome. It's almost like everyone is a different person, or something.
#42 - anon (10/20/2014) [-]
Nope. None are as hive minded as today's modern woman. No where is herd mentality more prevalent than the millenial women. They are unitersting except for when they decide to cause problem. I stand by my previous statement, and I also believe you are a beta male that will learn the hard way soon. Best wishes!
#43 - deletedmyaccount (10/20/2014) [-]
Thanks man, you too.

Also, check out menarebetterthanwomen.com if you get bored. I think it's funny, but I mean, you might find a kindred spirit or something.
#45 - anon (10/20/2014) [-]
Went to glance at that website...the first thing I my eyes landed on was this:

"A woman owning property is like giving a monkey a dog on a leash. It doesn’t mean the monkey has a pet. It means some idiot tied a dog to a monkey."

I laughed my azz off! Serious thanks, bro! I'll check it out.