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#57 - I appreciate the block letters. 05/26/2014 on (untitled) +3
#7 - I think this may be fake. I can tell because it makes no god d…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/22/2014 on Science +50
#8 - donated (05/22/2014) [-]
I can attempt to explain using my lack of knowledge.

The two fans keep it from flying off into one direction.

The way the paper airplane is folded allows it to use the air from the fans into a upward drift.
#20 - ryderjbudde (05/23/2014) [-]
Or if you're saying the fans are blowing at each other, there are several reasons why that doesn't work. One of them being the picture drawn below. It would produce a small cyclone.

Also lift produced by one current would be a downward force produced by the other.

Floating can be achieved by a vertical current and a spherical object because pressure is higher around a moving current, and it would keep the ball inside it. If they knew anything about science, they would have shown that instead of this.
#17 - ryderjbudde (05/23/2014) [-]
You forgot about drag. If this worked, planes that are thrown would fly forever.
User avatar #16 - neptious (05/23/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zys3igBmhB8
Check the date on the video.
April fools.
User avatar #14 - twondai (05/23/2014) [-]
no, it the two wind forces would make a sideways spiral in the middle, and the plane would flip
#15 - twondai (05/23/2014) [-]
made this in like 30 seconds to help visualize
User avatar #10 - noobtankz (05/22/2014) [-]
Let me explain in a way using my knowledge.

You're exactly right.
#21 - ryderjbudde (05/23/2014) [-]
No he isn't.

This is very non-scientific.
User avatar #22 - noobtankz (05/23/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#61 - Oh yeah, mentally, I'm in awe. There's just this visc…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on FUCKING NOPE +1
User avatar #63 - metalmind (05/22/2014) [-]
Well, that's a bit understandable.
#58 - I know, but it still looks 2spooky4me  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on FUCKING NOPE 0
User avatar #60 - metalmind (05/22/2014) [-]
That's understandable, most people feel like that at first, but you get used to it, and in the end it's mostly just amazing, in my opinion at least.
#61 - deletedmyaccount (05/22/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, mentally, I'm in awe.

There's just this visceral reaction deep in my head that says to fucking run. Never look directly at it.
User avatar #63 - metalmind (05/22/2014) [-]
Well, that's a bit understandable.
#48 - ******* nightmare fuel, I don't care how harmless…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/22/2014 on FUCKING NOPE 0
User avatar #83 - lordtriggs (05/22/2014) [-]
if there was a kind that would infect humans it would just be the real life version of The Last Of Us
#57 - metalmind (05/22/2014) [-]
FYi, there are literally thousands of cordyceps species, and hundreds if not thosands of other families of fungi like cordyceps.
But all harmless to humans.
Relax.
Pic is a Maybug engerling, infected by one of the earliest discoverd and used fungi, Metarhizium anisopliae.
#58 - deletedmyaccount (05/22/2014) [-]
I know, but it still looks 2spooky4me
User avatar #60 - metalmind (05/22/2014) [-]
That's understandable, most people feel like that at first, but you get used to it, and in the end it's mostly just amazing, in my opinion at least.
#61 - deletedmyaccount (05/22/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, mentally, I'm in awe.

There's just this visceral reaction deep in my head that says to fucking run. Never look directly at it.
User avatar #63 - metalmind (05/22/2014) [-]
Well, that's a bit understandable.
#6 - Alternative Punchlines: 1. Women/Asian/Old drivers be… 05/22/2014 on To the front page! +1
#229 - I had thought it was gonna say it was kinda ****** . 05/22/2014 on Lets try anal 0
#66 - **** the police. 05/12/2014 on The Best Feeling 0
#14 - Did this all the time when I was eight.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/11/2014 on The Best Feeling +1
#31 - cruxixkiller (05/11/2014) [-]
you must be a really nice person
#66 - deletedmyaccount (05/12/2014) [-]
Fuck the police.
#142 - Oooooh, okay. I just recently started the first one.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on Win +1
#143 - unusedusername (05/11/2014) [-]
Oh, nevermind then.
#140 - Wait, is this DS2, then?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Win 0
#141 - unusedusername (05/11/2014) [-]
Yessir. Flaming Tower of Hiede or something.
#142 - deletedmyaccount (05/11/2014) [-]
Oooooh, okay. I just recently started the first one.
#143 - unusedusername (05/11/2014) [-]
Oh, nevermind then.
#31 - Actually he kind of seems more like a Hufflepuff. 05/11/2014 on Rupert and his ice-cream... 0
#24 - Stayin' home to play video games!  [+] (4 new replies) 05/11/2014 on It is of kill +8
#28 - duvallwhitey (05/11/2014) [-]
Literally just what I did last night.
User avatar #34 - theflamingfire (05/11/2014) [-]
Every night
User avatar #35 - huffe (05/11/2014) [-]
all year
#39 - anonymous (05/11/2014) [-]
notevenjokestho
#241 - Yeah. It's certainly not a GOOD solution. But I mean...I'm sur… 05/11/2014 on Scumbag Zuckerberg vs. Good... 0
#134 - I'll just tuck that away in the mental vault for when I get there...  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Win 0
#139 - unusedusername (05/11/2014) [-]
He's like the second boss, how have you not gotten there? Some some sunbros and get in there
#140 - deletedmyaccount (05/11/2014) [-]
Wait, is this DS2, then?
#141 - unusedusername (05/11/2014) [-]
Yessir. Flaming Tower of Hiede or something.
#142 - deletedmyaccount (05/11/2014) [-]
Oooooh, okay. I just recently started the first one.
#143 - unusedusername (05/11/2014) [-]
Oh, nevermind then.
#238 - In fairness, giving them the internet would give them access t…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2014 on Scumbag Zuckerberg vs. Good... +1
User avatar #246 - NYNick (05/11/2014) [-]
Clean water... or porn. Your choice.
User avatar #243 - kennyh (05/11/2014) [-]
"hey mom I know why I am dying! Not enough clean water!"

"yay son good for you, now you know... sure wish we had clean water instead of the means to obtain that information"
User avatar #240 - captinchikin (05/11/2014) [-]
The problem is that most of the children who would be using the that internet would be sick, dying, starving, etc, and if Gates is working to fix that then he is doing the better thing at the moment. If all the disease and hunger in the world went away, Zuckerberg would be doing a great thing.
User avatar #242 - mynameisnotmike (05/11/2014) [-]
or with the information more people can become doctors/nurses and learn about medicine to treat these sick and dying people.
#241 - deletedmyaccount (05/11/2014) [-]
Yeah. It's certainly not a GOOD solution. But I mean...I'm sure it would help a little.
#192 - It's like you're not even trying. Just saying an unpopular opi…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on You're still a slut +6
User avatar #233 - charredenay (05/17/2014) [-]
I gotta agree with deletedmyaccount. The words you type say "I hate gays." but the tone with which you delivered them just says, "I don't really, I'm just trying to make people angry, and not even trying that hard."
#108 - Oh god, this is the stuff of my nightmares. 05/10/2014 on Sports hurt! 0
#6 - Picture 05/10/2014 on (untitled) +151
#45 - Picture 05/08/2014 on Dog +1
#337 - This complaint is so old it helped write the bible. 05/08/2014 on girl is given bionic hand +1
#336 - On one hand, yes. I understand entirely. However. I w…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2014 on girl is given bionic hand +4
User avatar #341 - capslockrage (05/08/2014) [-]
She gets lube in it then it just goes fucking haywire and crushes his dick
#339 - daxto (05/08/2014) [-]
No pain, no gain
#10 - Teach me  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2014 on Cotton Candy level: Master 0
User avatar #11 - acask (05/07/2014) [-]
the candy is blown into the center and with a lot of sugar being pushed through the upward motion will make an up draft causing it to rise and as long as you spun the stick it would draw more sugar up...
look up how to make a smoke tornado and it is basically that trick
#14 - I feel like the people who make the questions are starting to … 05/07/2014 on Steve cant believe it 0
#12 - I'd be ******** my pants from start to end if I w… 05/07/2014 on irl hotwheels 0
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User avatar #5 - thelastuchiha (10/19/2013) [-]
Okay, will you be willing to trade something of mine for your chest? (and key)
#1 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (10/06/2011) [-]
No you didn't.
#2 to #1 - deletedmyaccount ONLINE (10/06/2011) [-]
Lawl, my old account, I mean.
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