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#210 - At least you won't see it coming. 09/13/2014 on Video games 0
#107 - Come on, don't make fun of her. I think she looks pre… 09/13/2014 on Cut it out 0
#88 - He is the man we imagine running next to the car on long road …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/13/2014 on Man vs Train +3
User avatar #131 - thekingofengland (09/13/2014) [-]
I feel right at home here. I never knew other people did stuff like this and I was on over imaginative weirdo. Like when I used to play wih toys as a kid I got a bit creative. But I'm in same boat as Tsoper, never in passenger seat. That man's gone from my life.
User avatar #109 - tsoper (09/13/2014) [-]
too bad we arnt 12 anymore....

havnt been in the backseat of my car for a road trip in a very long time
#110 - deletedmyaccount (09/13/2014) [-]
You don't have to be in the back seat. Just any time you're not driving.
User avatar #112 - tsoper (09/13/2014) [-]
which is never because i got no friends
User avatar #107 - frenzyhero (09/13/2014) [-]
wow I thought I was the only one.
#407 - I mean I don't think cockroaches hurt you, but at some point … 09/10/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) 0
#46 - Yeah, and I'm considering it, free gym access at my college...…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Fat Shamed Godzill 0
User avatar #47 - sewallman (09/09/2014) [-]
I wish I had a chubby build.. But that'd sacrifice my six pack.

I'm 6 foot even, skinnier frame and I have 13% body fat. I work out 3-4 times a week.
#2 - Is that the guys from Ylvis?  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Super funny +9
User avatar #6 - toggme (09/09/2014) [-]
both the guys
User avatar #4 - fourthplace (09/09/2014) [-]
Yes it is.
#4 - YES. I want this. 09/09/2014 on Dog pool party 0
#25 - I don't mind people making fat jokes about me, as long as they…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/09/2014 on Fat Shamed Godzill 0
User avatar #31 - sewallman (09/09/2014) [-]
If you start lifting, the muscle mass will fly on. I have a problem putting on mass because I don't eat a shit ton like I should.. So I'm very well toned with moderate mass.
#46 - deletedmyaccount (09/09/2014) [-]
Yeah, and I'm considering it, free gym access at my college...so I figure why not?

And you know what, I'd be god damn irresistible if I did. I've got a nice face, mediocre body, and I like the think I'm charming. Or at least confident enough to fake it.

I need to find some gym shorts.
User avatar #47 - sewallman (09/09/2014) [-]
I wish I had a chubby build.. But that'd sacrifice my six pack.

I'm 6 foot even, skinnier frame and I have 13% body fat. I work out 3-4 times a week.
#4 - One time I convinced my mother that every guy does that. My st… 09/09/2014 on Bad Ass Pic... 0
#6 - There's a reason no one rides scooters. 09/09/2014 on Im not really sure how this... -3
#400 - But he also apparently locked her in the car. He put child loc…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) 0
User avatar #405 - manwithmanynames (09/10/2014) [-]
one could easily disable the child locks from inside the car, it is literally impossible to lock oneself into a car. All he did was make it where she could not get out as easy as open the door, which would be the first instinct in the situation... basically no danger to her whatsoever
#407 - deletedmyaccount (09/10/2014) [-]
I mean I don't think cockroaches hurt you, but at some point the petty revenge turns innappropriate, and for me, that was the locked doors. It's really just an opinion thing, so agree to disagree, friend,.
#18 - There's certainly a lot of waist high cover around here. 09/09/2014 on How to scare a gamer +26
#10 - But did he get that touchdown?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Very American +4
User avatar #36 - fitemeirlbro (09/09/2014) [-]
no he got a gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooal
#122 - Picture 09/09/2014 on hnngh +2
#343 - I mean, this is definitely wrong and almost definitely illegal…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) 0
User avatar #381 - manwithmanynames (09/09/2014) [-]
If it is illegal, then it should be repealed... it has no physical repercussions (unless she manages to cause self-harm that is not directly caused by the roaches, e.g. hitting head on car roof) and doesn't include any illegal substance. Heck, one could pull it as a prank and not face legal action... let alone use it as payback against a cheating asshole.
#400 - deletedmyaccount (09/09/2014) [-]
But he also apparently locked her in the car. He put child locks on all the doors or something.

That's the main issue I have with it, really. Give someone a box of cockroaches? Meeh, weird, but I see where ya coming from. Locking them in the car just seems wrong.
User avatar #405 - manwithmanynames (09/10/2014) [-]
one could easily disable the child locks from inside the car, it is literally impossible to lock oneself into a car. All he did was make it where she could not get out as easy as open the door, which would be the first instinct in the situation... basically no danger to her whatsoever
#407 - deletedmyaccount (09/10/2014) [-]
I mean I don't think cockroaches hurt you, but at some point the petty revenge turns innappropriate, and for me, that was the locked doors. It's really just an opinion thing, so agree to disagree, friend,.
#145 - Oh yeah, aside from the whole holocaust thing, Hitler was amaz… 09/05/2014 on Burned 0
#17 - It's like doggy parkour.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/04/2014 on this dog can't wait to go... +22
User avatar #21 - sinonyx (09/04/2014) [-]
barkour
User avatar #81 - Ashtaroth (09/04/2014) [-]
That was horrendous and awesome at the same time.
User avatar #75 - tantcancer (09/04/2014) [-]
so punny bro
User avatar #34 - straightbusta (09/04/2014) [-]
topcake
#41 - I'm actually excited for this. 09/04/2014 on Big Hero 6 0
#20 - I loved that part, I had to pause it just to finish laughing s… 09/04/2014 on my favorite part +3
#127 - Comment deleted 09/04/2014 on Description +1
#78 - Picture 09/04/2014 on The best worst dub ever 0
#46 - I wanted to look this up not twenty minutes ago and I'm so glad. 09/04/2014 on I give it a 10 0
#48 - I have an older twin and I find this extremely offensive you s… 09/04/2014 on twins +2
#77 - >Wants to trigger Slutshaming arguments >Uses the wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Spiderman +1
#104 - anonymous (09/04/2014) [-]
not the same anon, but anon #1 is kinda right.
also, think about how many selfies and selfie-nudes you did by yourself.
something is seriously disturbed about those egomanic celebs taking pictures of their genitals and sending them to a cloud that may (!!!!) get hacked.
to cut it short, they deserve the fappening ,maybe they even want it.
#95 - sumsar (09/04/2014) [-]
i would say an f. He did not even have the guts to log in and take the red thumbs.
#78 - And you have downvotes cause you're alive? Or because… 09/04/2014 on for fucks sake jason 0

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User avatar #5 - thelastuchiha (10/19/2013) [-]
Okay, will you be willing to trade something of mine for your chest? (and key)
#1 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (10/06/2011) [-]
No you didn't.
#2 to #1 - deletedmyaccount (10/06/2011) [-]
Lawl, my old account, I mean.
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