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#6 - There's a reason no one rides scooters. 09/09/2014 on Im not really sure how this... -3
#400 - But he also apparently locked her in the car. He put child loc…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/09/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) 0
User avatar #405 - manwithmanynames (09/10/2014) [-]
one could easily disable the child locks from inside the car, it is literally impossible to lock oneself into a car. All he did was make it where she could not get out as easy as open the door, which would be the first instinct in the situation... basically no danger to her whatsoever
#407 - deletedmyaccount (09/10/2014) [-]
I mean I don't think cockroaches hurt you, but at some point the petty revenge turns innappropriate, and for me, that was the locked doors. It's really just an opinion thing, so agree to disagree, friend,.
#18 - There's certainly a lot of waist high cover around here. 09/09/2014 on How to scare a gamer +26
#10 - But did he get that touchdown?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2014 on Very American +4
User avatar #36 - fitemeirlbro (09/09/2014) [-]
no he got a gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooal
#122 - Picture 09/09/2014 on hnngh +2
#343 - I mean, this is definitely wrong and almost definitely illegal…  [+] (4 new replies) 09/09/2014 on (Sounds of incoherent rage) 0
User avatar #381 - manwithmanynames (09/09/2014) [-]
If it is illegal, then it should be repealed... it has no physical repercussions (unless she manages to cause self-harm that is not directly caused by the roaches, e.g. hitting head on car roof) and doesn't include any illegal substance. Heck, one could pull it as a prank and not face legal action... let alone use it as payback against a cheating asshole.
#400 - deletedmyaccount (09/09/2014) [-]
But he also apparently locked her in the car. He put child locks on all the doors or something.

That's the main issue I have with it, really. Give someone a box of cockroaches? Meeh, weird, but I see where ya coming from. Locking them in the car just seems wrong.
User avatar #405 - manwithmanynames (09/10/2014) [-]
one could easily disable the child locks from inside the car, it is literally impossible to lock oneself into a car. All he did was make it where she could not get out as easy as open the door, which would be the first instinct in the situation... basically no danger to her whatsoever
#407 - deletedmyaccount (09/10/2014) [-]
I mean I don't think cockroaches hurt you, but at some point the petty revenge turns innappropriate, and for me, that was the locked doors. It's really just an opinion thing, so agree to disagree, friend,.
#145 - Oh yeah, aside from the whole holocaust thing, Hitler was amaz… 09/05/2014 on Burned 0
#17 - It's like doggy parkour.  [+] (4 new replies) 09/04/2014 on this dog can't wait to go... +22
User avatar #21 - sinonyx (09/04/2014) [-]
barkour
User avatar #81 - Ashtaroth (09/04/2014) [-]
That was horrendous and awesome at the same time.
User avatar #75 - tantcancer (09/04/2014) [-]
so punny bro
User avatar #34 - straightbusta (09/04/2014) [-]
topcake
#41 - I'm actually excited for this. 09/04/2014 on Big Hero 6 0
#20 - I loved that part, I had to pause it just to finish laughing s… 09/04/2014 on my favorite part +3
#127 - Comment deleted 09/04/2014 on Description +1
#78 - Picture 09/04/2014 on The best worst dub ever 0
#46 - I wanted to look this up not twenty minutes ago and I'm so glad. 09/04/2014 on I give it a 10 0
#48 - I have an older twin and I find this extremely offensive you s… 09/04/2014 on twins +2
#77 - >Wants to trigger Slutshaming arguments >Uses the wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Spiderman +1
#104 - anonymous (09/04/2014) [-]
not the same anon, but anon #1 is kinda right.
also, think about how many selfies and selfie-nudes you did by yourself.
something is seriously disturbed about those egomanic celebs taking pictures of their genitals and sending them to a cloud that may (!!!!) get hacked.
to cut it short, they deserve the fappening ,maybe they even want it.
#95 - sumsar (09/04/2014) [-]
i would say an f. He did not even have the guts to log in and take the red thumbs.
#78 - And you have downvotes cause you're alive? Or because… 09/04/2014 on for fucks sake jason 0
#77 - Jokes on you, I'm agnostic. And leaning towards Lutheranism. A… 09/04/2014 on for fucks sake jason +4
#76 - Picture 09/04/2014 on for fucks sake jason +8
#112 - I'm not sure if this is bait, or a stupid anon. If ba… 09/04/2014 on works every time -1
#243 - Comment deleted 09/04/2014 on Keep guzzling those "male... +2
#240 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/04/2014 on Keep guzzling those "male... 0
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#239 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2014 on Keep guzzling those "male... +4
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#258 - I usually feel the same way, but at least this one is pretty clever. 09/04/2014 on You wanted equality? 0
#257 - As annoying as that guy was, I did save all of your reaction p… 09/04/2014 on You wanted equality? +1
#133 - I'm sorry. I should be more sensitive to the sexually over-dev…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/03/2014 on Lel 0
#134 - imadeanaccountforu (09/03/2014) [-]
Well i prefer a transgendered Pyrofox. But i will understand your apology in your human language while i rub my erect nipples with Vaseline.
Also i like boobies.

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#1 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (10/06/2011) [-]
No you didn't.
#2 to #1 - deletedmyaccount (10/06/2011) [-]
Lawl, my old account, I mean.
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