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#167 - In fairness if I had chin balls I'd be pretty sensitive, too. 10/21/2014 on Fucking grow some skin +1
#165 - If you claim to have PTSD from being called names, or threaten… 10/21/2014 on Fucking grow some skin +6
#43 - Thanks man, you too. Also, check out if you get bore…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on True words -1
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Went to glance at that website...the first thing I my eyes landed on was this:

"A woman owning property is like giving a monkey a dog on a leash. It doesn’t mean the monkey has a pet. It means some idiot tied a dog to a monkey."

I laughed my azz off! Serious thanks, bro! I'll check it out.
#165 - Well, actually- Ah... **** . I guess that … 10/20/2014 on 10 second game +12
#40 - I have a girlfriend, too, buddy. I haven't had girl troubles s…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2014 on True words +2
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Nope. None are as hive minded as today's modern woman. No where is herd mentality more prevalent than the millenial women. They are unitersting except for when they decide to cause problem. I stand by my previous statement, and I also believe you are a beta male that will learn the hard way soon. Best wishes!
#43 - deletedmyaccount (10/20/2014) [-]
Thanks man, you too.

Also, check out menarebetterthanwomen.com if you get bored. I think it's funny, but I mean, you might find a kindred spirit or something.
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Went to glance at that website...the first thing I my eyes landed on was this:

"A woman owning property is like giving a monkey a dog on a leash. It doesn’t mean the monkey has a pet. It means some idiot tied a dog to a monkey."

I laughed my azz off! Serious thanks, bro! I'll check it out.
#8 - HA HA HA THAT'S FINE. I'M FINE. EVERYTHING IS SO FINE. YOU'D T… 10/20/2014 on WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THIS +20
#6 - He had a bakery?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/20/2014 on Sweet sweet justice 0
User avatar #8 - alcantara (10/20/2014) [-]
When consuming so many slices of humble pie, it becomes a sound investment to procure the means throuh which to produce your own supply whilst selling surplus to your friends at work for profit.
User avatar #7 - sineztro (10/20/2014) [-]
HAD
#37 - I'm a guy, friend.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/20/2014 on True words +1
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
That's worse! You're a white knight, faggot. "Women are just like us but have different genitals. We're equal. They're awesome. We just need patience and mutual understanding...blah, blah, blah." This is the thinking that puts you in the friend zone, and putting women on pedestals won't get you laid. Grow a spine, pussy.
#40 - deletedmyaccount (10/20/2014) [-]
I have a girlfriend, too, buddy. I haven't had girl troubles since sophomore year of high school.

And how is "hey, girls are humans too" white knighting? I'm not saying all women are great, or all women are equal to all men. I'm saying that they're just like us, in that some are super shitty, and some are awesome. It's almost like everyone is a different person, or something.
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Nope. None are as hive minded as today's modern woman. No where is herd mentality more prevalent than the millenial women. They are unitersting except for when they decide to cause problem. I stand by my previous statement, and I also believe you are a beta male that will learn the hard way soon. Best wishes!
#43 - deletedmyaccount (10/20/2014) [-]
Thanks man, you too.

Also, check out menarebetterthanwomen.com if you get bored. I think it's funny, but I mean, you might find a kindred spirit or something.
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Went to glance at that website...the first thing I my eyes landed on was this:

"A woman owning property is like giving a monkey a dog on a leash. It doesn’t mean the monkey has a pet. It means some idiot tied a dog to a monkey."

I laughed my azz off! Serious thanks, bro! I'll check it out.
#35 - Or perhaps they have as much to offer as your guy friends, but…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/20/2014 on True words +5
#36 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
LOL! No, no, no. This is a modern woman saying "Who are you going to believe? Me or your lying eyes?" Face it. Men are generally unimpressed with the current state of women. If it wasn't for sex and familial ties, I don't think most of us would ever talk to you.
#37 - deletedmyaccount (10/20/2014) [-]
I'm a guy, friend.
#39 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
That's worse! You're a white knight, faggot. "Women are just like us but have different genitals. We're equal. They're awesome. We just need patience and mutual understanding...blah, blah, blah." This is the thinking that puts you in the friend zone, and putting women on pedestals won't get you laid. Grow a spine, pussy.
#40 - deletedmyaccount (10/20/2014) [-]
I have a girlfriend, too, buddy. I haven't had girl troubles since sophomore year of high school.

And how is "hey, girls are humans too" white knighting? I'm not saying all women are great, or all women are equal to all men. I'm saying that they're just like us, in that some are super shitty, and some are awesome. It's almost like everyone is a different person, or something.
#42 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Nope. None are as hive minded as today's modern woman. No where is herd mentality more prevalent than the millenial women. They are unitersting except for when they decide to cause problem. I stand by my previous statement, and I also believe you are a beta male that will learn the hard way soon. Best wishes!
#43 - deletedmyaccount (10/20/2014) [-]
Thanks man, you too.

Also, check out menarebetterthanwomen.com if you get bored. I think it's funny, but I mean, you might find a kindred spirit or something.
#45 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2014) [-]
Went to glance at that website...the first thing I my eyes landed on was this:

"A woman owning property is like giving a monkey a dog on a leash. It doesn’t mean the monkey has a pet. It means some idiot tied a dog to a monkey."

I laughed my azz off! Serious thanks, bro! I'll check it out.
#7 - No.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/20/2014 on Spec ops the line comp 0
User avatar #8 - sineztro (10/20/2014) [-]
if you're a fan of fighting games you should try it out.

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User avatar #5 - thelastuchiha (10/19/2013) [-]
Okay, will you be willing to trade something of mine for your chest? (and key)
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#2 to #1 - deletedmyaccount (10/06/2011) [-]
Lawl, my old account, I mean.
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