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delahk

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Date Signed Up:8/18/2014
Last Login:1/13/2016
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Highest Content Rank:#111
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latest user's comments

#11208905 - Picture 8 minutes ago on Happy little board +1
#11208904 - Picture 8 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
#11208898 - **delahk used "*roll picture*"** **delahk rolled image ** 10 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
#11208896 - **delahk used "*roll picture*"** **delahk rolled image ** 11 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
#11208893 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 13 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
#11208894 - twi (13 minutes ago) [-]
**twi used "*roll picture*"**
**twi rolled image**
#11208895 - twi (12 minutes ago) [-]
Well then thats sure something
I'm pretty sure that's a picture I posted, too
#11208896 - delahk (11 minutes ago) [-]
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**delahk rolled image**
#11208889 - Picture 14 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
#11208881 - why don't you just buy more money? 18 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
#11208875 - Picture 19 minutes ago on Happy little board +1
#11208874 - why don't you have one?  [+] (2 new replies) 20 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
#11208878 - twi (18 minutes ago) [-]
Old laptop died around november 13th last year lol just noticed it was Friday the 13th
Can't afford new one yet
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#11208881 - delahk (18 minutes ago) [-]
why don't you just buy more money?
#11208868 - get one  [+] (4 new replies) 22 minutes ago on Happy little board 0
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#11208871 - twi (21 minutes ago) [-]
If it was as easy as that, I'd have one, wouldn't I?
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#11208874 - delahk (20 minutes ago) [-]
why don't you have one?
#11208878 - twi (18 minutes ago) [-]
Old laptop died around november 13th last year lol just noticed it was Friday the 13th
Can't afford new one yet
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#11208881 - delahk (18 minutes ago) [-]
why don't you just buy more money?

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User avatar #194 - admin (11/03/2015) [-]
hey man, I wanted to thank you for posting content. I looked over your profile. Although this is a copy and paste message, I wanted to say I appreciate you contributing to FJ.

FJ got hit hard with a lot of downtime recently. I'm working hard to improve the site, adding new features (mp4s, webms, and GIFs in comments, new comment features, etc) and trying to make the site better for mobile.

Can you keep posting on the site? That would mean a lot to me. Thanks.
User avatar #173 - mullakrekar (07/15/2015) [-]
too much blue
User avatar #174 to #173 - delahk ONLINE (07/15/2015) [-]
do you feel it now mr krabs?
User avatar #166 - syrianassassinsoul (06/09/2015) [-]
those r some real keeks
User avatar #167 to #166 - delahk ONLINE (06/09/2015) [-]
indeed they were, it was a golden bait thread
#157 - anon (04/26/2015) [-]
Hey delahk

Can you pls block nigeltheoutlaw .. he is basically calling you a liar and saying black people don't act like chimps.

Thanks.
User avatar #151 - delahk ONLINE (03/21/2015) [-]
**delahk used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**delahk rolls 12**
#148 to #147 - delahk ONLINE (03/10/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
#147 to #146 - delahk ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #114 to #105 - abstractpink (12/26/2014) [-]
delahk

you just made me laugh out loud
User avatar #119 to #118 - abstractpink (12/28/2014) [-]
12/26: delahk replied to your comment #111 on delahk's profile « i wont lie to you, future in egypt seems so dark i can almost see myself going bold and carrying a watermelon on my way home in a crowded bus »
User avatar #120 to #119 - delahk ONLINE (12/28/2014) [-]
i figured out what happened, some mod flagged the gif i posted of that girl showing her ass and that deleted all posts under it
User avatar #121 to #120 - abstractpink (12/28/2014) [-]
Sad day for all :c
#113 to #105 - delahk ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
da hell i posted a comment and all other comments got deleted
User avatar #116 to #115 - delahk ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
you can still see the comments i made in the latest comments
#75 to #74 - delahk ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
is that a penguin pokemon?
is that a penguin pokemon?
User avatar #77 to #76 - delahk ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
i haven't watched pokemon since i was like 12 yo that's 14 years ago
#78 to #77 - abstractpink (12/19/2014) [-]
You're an old bastard, my friend
#79 to #78 - delahk ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
im getting mad old friend and its not pretty when you haven't gotten your 			****		 together yet at that age
im getting mad old friend and its not pretty when you haven't gotten your **** together yet at that age
#80 to #79 - abstractpink (12/19/2014) [-]
At least you have me to cheer you up, and a whole board of autists to entertain
At least you have me to cheer you up, and a whole board of autists to entertain
User avatar #81 to #80 - delahk ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
i will probably start getting my **** together after my official job starts which should be around the end of this month

how was your day?
User avatar #82 to #81 - abstractpink (12/19/2014) [-]
Oh cool. What job? Sounds like that'd be good for you

busy
you know
Christmas time for us pale ass westerners
people are stressing out
had lots of family over to plan and stuff
crazy really

otherwise its been really good
User avatar #83 to #82 - delahk ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
accountant
User avatar #84 to #83 - abstractpink (12/19/2014) [-]
That aint a bad job at all

Looking forward to it?
User avatar #85 to #84 - delahk ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
well im looking forward to getting paid lel
User avatar #86 to #85 - abstractpink (12/19/2014) [-]
Understandable

How long has it been since you had a job last time?
User avatar #87 to #86 - delahk ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
pretty long since i was in army and all
User avatar #88 to #87 - abstractpink (12/19/2014) [-]
You were in the army?
User avatar #89 to #88 - delahk ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
yeah it was a 1+ year mandatory service
User avatar #90 to #89 - abstractpink (12/19/2014) [-]
How was that?
User avatar #91 to #90 - delahk ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
less pew pew and more work work
User avatar #92 to #91 - abstractpink (12/19/2014) [-]
hahaha
thats the army for you
User avatar #95 to #92 - delahk ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
management
User avatar #96 to #95 - abstractpink (12/19/2014) [-]
o cool
well hopefully ur gonna get ur ***** sorted and stuff now too
u derseve that m8
User avatar #93 to #92 - delahk ONLINE (12/19/2014) [-]
i got to shoot few weapons a couple of times for training including hand guns and some old ass ak47 and another old ass mid machine gun and RPG but not the rocket apparently RPGs have a spare part to make it fire small bullets lel
the rest was labor work, i was offered to work in offices and stuff since i had high education but i was like **** that since i already have to do army might as well do my body good by doing some physical work
User avatar #94 to #93 - abstractpink (12/19/2014) [-]
clever choice, but sounds like a fun experience too

what are u educated in
User avatar #69 - Hawke (12/16/2014) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/EjaculationMan

I dunno if you're already aware but this account is unbanned.
User avatar #70 to #69 - delahk ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
nah its still banned admin just made it so only the owner of the profiles see the ban
User avatar #71 to #70 - Hawke (12/16/2014) [-]
Well **** .
User avatar #72 to #71 - delahk ONLINE (12/16/2014) [-]
yup, its a life time ban lel
User avatar #43 - tranquilizer (12/11/2014) [-]
wuts yer previous account?
#44 to #43 - delahk ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
#45 to #44 - tranquilizer (12/11/2014) [-]
Makes sense
#46 to #45 - delahk ONLINE (12/11/2014) [-]
it wasn't even CP it was just a little girl bending on a fountain, i guess adm found it too sexy
User avatar #47 to #46 - tranquilizer (12/11/2014) [-]
Was one of his bad days I guess
User avatar #41 - abstractpink (12/09/2014) [-]
ur my favourite deputy
#42 to #41 - delahk ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
mah *****
User avatar #39 - bionicpanda (12/09/2014) [-]
fag
#40 to #39 - delahk ONLINE (12/09/2014) [-]
#24 - abstractpink (11/23/2014) [-]
ur old username was better
ur old username was better
#25 to #24 - delahk ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
well admin gives and admin take, was too board to come up with a good name so just made it my name backwards
User avatar #31 to #25 - abstractpink (12/08/2014) [-]
and yes it took me weeks to reply
sry
User avatar #30 to #25 - abstractpink (12/08/2014) [-]
ur name is khaled?

that makes more sense
i thougt ur name must've been delahk
User avatar #32 to #30 - delahk ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
aham
User avatar #33 to #32 - abstractpink (12/08/2014) [-]
say what now
#35 to #33 - delahk ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
khaled means immortal btw
khaled means immortal btw
User avatar #36 to #35 - abstractpink (12/08/2014) [-]
Wanna put that name to a test?
User avatar #37 to #36 - delahk ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
no ty
#38 to #37 - abstractpink (12/08/2014) [-]
u make me a sad man
User avatar #34 to #33 - delahk ONLINE (12/08/2014) [-]
aham as in yes it is khaled
User avatar #26 to #25 - delahk ONLINE (11/24/2014) [-]
bored*
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