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#21 - Help me out FJ. I've tried to stay relatively well informed an…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/19/2016 on RIP Hillary 0
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#37 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
Donald Trump is the only candidate that actually has America's best interests at heart.
And by America, I don't mean the banks, or the UN, or the arabs who sell us oil.
I mean the American people, like you and me.

This Globalism shit is going to get us killed by butthurt muslims. Trump is going to put a stop to that.

I'm mostly voting for him because he's going to instantly abolish the shit show that is Obamacare. That shit has fucked my life up.
#29 - chalklatsaltyballz (05/19/2016) [-]
Yo there's more than just the two parties. I'm probably going to vote for Gary Johnson from the libertarian party. Do your own research. You don't have to vote for them. But whatever you do, don't not vote.
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#34 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
"I'm going to waste my vote instead of giving it to a candidate that has more than a snowball's chance in hell at actually winning"
#36 - chalklatsaltyballz (05/19/2016) [-]
A vote for another party is a vote taken away from the two main parties. Just voting for one of them "because my guy won't win anyway" just gives one of the idiots I don't want another vote. People like you are the reason only the two main parties win. If I can just get a few people to realize there are other options then I'm doing just fine. The only time your vote is thrown away is when it goes toward someone you don't want in the first place but give it away anyway "because you don't want the other to win"
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#39 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
We're talking about reality here. Sorry. Gary Johnson has 0 chance against either Trump or Hillary. Or even Bernie for that matter.
You're wasting your vote.
Might as well just stay home and jack off. At least then you'll get something done.
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#27 - jokexplain (05/19/2016) [-]
Gary Johnson
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#26 - thecomkiller (05/19/2016) [-]
Well, Canada won't let you live there without their equivalent of a greencard, and I hear that they're dealing with their own equivalent of Trump, who they've already elected, so....
I'd move to Mexico and take my chances with los banditos.
#64 - sanscalibri (05/21/2016) [-]
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**sanscalibri rolled image** get me tickets,im leaving now
#15 - Assuming you've got Netflix, you should give Broadchurch a wat…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/11/2016 on Gift +13
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#25 - defualtpwns (05/11/2016) [-]
Fan-fucking-static show
#18 - skebaba (05/11/2016) [-]
News alert: Broadchurch director is gonna be replacing Moffat as the Director of Doctor Who after S10.
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#19 - jzpotter (05/11/2016) [-]
Seriously? Wow, maybe it'll be good again.
#20 - skebaba (05/11/2016) [-]
I've never watched Broadchurch. I decided to watch it after I heard about the new. Seems pretty solid story telling IMO. But the true Baptism of Fire will be decided when he writes the Series 11. Also, S10 has a new companion. Seems pretty great to me, after I saw the introductory short.
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#21 - jzpotter (05/11/2016) [-]
Well here's hoping
#22 - skebaba (05/11/2016) [-]
I just wished for more non-human companions, like good old 5th Doctor. And more non-contemporary Earth episodes; those suck hard.
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#16 - jzpotter (05/11/2016) [-]
Dude. Anyone who has not seen Broadchurch should absolutely do so. It's serioulsy one of the most well done, most supremely acted dramas I've ever seen and my favorite police drama.
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