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#62 - As ****** as that is, I wouldn't resort to alcoholism. And yes…  [+] (4 replies) 10/06/2016 on JUSTICE +5
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#159 - diegotan (10/08/2016) [-]
Aye, I guess I'm not an "alcoholic" alcoholic. I work out myself as well, and that's true it helps a lot. Though I drink "only" every evening - never before or at my job.
#121 - deutschblut (10/07/2016) [-]
I have had some alcohol issues.

Mostly because of my first wife.

I left that nasty bitch that went from a normal sweet girl to one of those fat feminist lesbians with short blue hair, black lipstick, and retarded 1950's glasses....*shudders*

My parents were evil Nazis too. Really horrible, abusive, and un-loving.

Kicked me out at 14.

Never saw them before they died.

Anyhow, have a new wife, who is young, thin, and a sexy and loving Asian waifu, and we have 5 kids together!

Could not be happier.

It can work out.
#160 - diegotan (10/08/2016) [-]
I'm happy for you man! This sounds like a good ending to a bad story. Ever thought of writing a book? Even a cheasy shlick that makes people feel better.
#164 - deutschblut (10/08/2016) [-]
Thank you.


People have been telling me to write a story of my life for decades.

But alas. I am an expert of languages and human language, but not of creative writing!

I have read and memorised hundreds of academic volumes and reverence books, been in the military, been homeless, rode freight trains, walked across the Rocky Mountains and the deserts of Nevada on foot, been in mental hospitals, prison, finished my degree, married a girl that turned into a nasty fat feminist and divorced her, became an alcoholic, went crazy, came back from crazy, worked for the Italian mafia, lived in every US State, lived in a few dozen nations, lived on every continent, lived in 3rd world nations, am a Permanent Resident in Asia, married an Asian girl, have 5 boys, and could not be happier, and am sitting here in an American trailer park with mushrooms growing on the walls as a type on a website for aspies!

I have a lot of crazy stories like an old man. Buy me a coffee or a beer and I could go on forever with tales of adventure.

Overall, it was fun. At least in retrospect. And I like to think it is an autism success story.

There is nothing greater than being a Father and having a room full of people you made.
#39 - Like...the **** man... I've tried real ****** hard to…  [+] (6 replies) 09/30/2016 on Chimpout thread. Post your... +65
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#80 - commissarcrunch (09/30/2016) [-]
they are likely angry and exasperated. they arent thinking about an end game, they've been on the run for a good long while and are likely running on base instinct.

they likely arent aware at this point of how much they are fucking themselves up. In a foreign country whose language they dont speak, surrounded by others that are likely just as stressed, pissy and hungry, its a good way to bring out the inner ooga booga in people.
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#65 - reginleif (09/30/2016) [-]
When it comes to property destruction at least there is some logic to their behavior.

Most of these refugees want to go to Germany or Sweden, and those are already there want to be in Stockholm or Berlin... so by destroying their things, refusing to get off buses, and burning down their camps they make it so they can't be held in those locations, or indirectly to make it cheaper just to ship it there.

It's a huge risk sure, but I don't think many people have actually been sent back to the ME so it's a calculated one. They don't fear retribution.
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#56 - asotil (09/30/2016) [-]
They're not fleeing for asylum because of the war, they're fleeing for benefits and free shit
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#59 - assyria (09/30/2016) [-]
well i don't doubt that they're fleeing from the war. like the whole continent is a shithole, i'd get the fuck outta there too.
but how theyre going across 3, 4, 5 different countries that can/will take them in just to get to Germany and Swedens free benefits is definitely sketch
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#60 - asotil (09/30/2016) [-]
Notice how it all seems to be men aged 20-50 who all had to "say goodbye and leave their families behind. Don't ask questions why just feel bad"
#54 - anon (09/30/2016) [-]
Simple pal, they're moronic simpletons. They don't "think" about any of the shit you just mentioned. They don't care.

They live like sea cucumbers, they soak up nutrients and just -exist-, they don't care about their actions, purpose or anything beyond that. Much like the US's welfare suckling demographic that don't use it as it's intended (to support you in unfortunate downtime) and instead leech off it for the entirety of their life, never contributing whatsoever.
#51 - Gents, I don't comment all too often or have too much to say, …  [+] (4 replies) 09/21/2016 on BLM +14
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#91 - dejhire (09/21/2016) [-]
i dont know either, I am actually in the process of becoming a police officer and I am terrified of what may happen to me. or my family. I've already gotten nightmares of shit happening to me and my family just thinking about it.
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#95 - deiignis (09/22/2016) [-]
Well I wish you the best of luck in your service good sir and appreciate you doing it. Lord knows I don't have the balls to. Unless you're in a big city, I think you'll be fine for the most part. Nevertheless, keep your wits about you. Neither of us want to see you go hollow...
#56 - fozzoul (09/21/2016) [-]
Same. I live in Sweden and things are getting worse by the day. Every god damned day theses a new victim of either rape or homicide.

I want to love my country, but man... i don't know if i can bring myself to.
#82 - comegetsomederp (09/21/2016) [-]
Come to America, we have problems, but atleast you have the right, and the tools to protect yourself.
#21 - Help me out FJ. I've tried to stay relatively well informed an…  [+] (8 replies) 05/19/2016 on RIP Hillary 0
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#37 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
Donald Trump is the only candidate that actually has America's best interests at heart.
And by America, I don't mean the banks, or the UN, or the arabs who sell us oil.
I mean the American people, like you and me.

This Globalism shit is going to get us killed by butthurt muslims. Trump is going to put a stop to that.

I'm mostly voting for him because he's going to instantly abolish the shit show that is Obamacare. That shit has fucked my life up.
#29 - chalklatsaltyballz (05/19/2016) [-]
Yo there's more than just the two parties. I'm probably going to vote for Gary Johnson from the libertarian party. Do your own research. You don't have to vote for them. But whatever you do, don't not vote.
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#34 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
"I'm going to waste my vote instead of giving it to a candidate that has more than a snowball's chance in hell at actually winning"
#36 - chalklatsaltyballz (05/19/2016) [-]
A vote for another party is a vote taken away from the two main parties. Just voting for one of them "because my guy won't win anyway" just gives one of the idiots I don't want another vote. People like you are the reason only the two main parties win. If I can just get a few people to realize there are other options then I'm doing just fine. The only time your vote is thrown away is when it goes toward someone you don't want in the first place but give it away anyway "because you don't want the other to win"
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#39 - leonhardt (05/19/2016) [-]
We're talking about reality here. Sorry. Gary Johnson has 0 chance against either Trump or Hillary. Or even Bernie for that matter.
You're wasting your vote.
Might as well just stay home and jack off. At least then you'll get something done.
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#27 - jokexplain (05/19/2016) [-]
Gary Johnson
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#26 - thecomkiller (05/19/2016) [-]
Well, Canada won't let you live there without their equivalent of a greencard, and I hear that they're dealing with their own equivalent of Trump, who they've already elected, so....
I'd move to Mexico and take my chances with los banditos.
#64 - sanscalibri (05/21/2016) [-]
**sanscalibri used "*roll picture*"**
**sanscalibri rolled image** get me tickets,im leaving now
#15 - Assuming you've got Netflix, you should give Broadchurch a wat…  [+] (7 replies) 05/11/2016 on Gift +13
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#25 - defualtpwns (05/11/2016) [-]
Fan-fucking-static show
#18 - skebaba (05/11/2016) [-]
News alert: Broadchurch director is gonna be replacing Moffat as the Director of Doctor Who after S10.
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#19 - jzpotter (05/11/2016) [-]
Seriously? Wow, maybe it'll be good again.
#20 - skebaba (05/11/2016) [-]
I've never watched Broadchurch. I decided to watch it after I heard about the new. Seems pretty solid story telling IMO. But the true Baptism of Fire will be decided when he writes the Series 11. Also, S10 has a new companion. Seems pretty great to me, after I saw the introductory short.
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#21 - jzpotter (05/11/2016) [-]
Well here's hoping
#22 - skebaba (05/11/2016) [-]
I just wished for more non-human companions, like good old 5th Doctor. And more non-contemporary Earth episodes; those suck hard.
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#16 - jzpotter (05/11/2016) [-]
Dude. Anyone who has not seen Broadchurch should absolutely do so. It's serioulsy one of the most well done, most supremely acted dramas I've ever seen and my favorite police drama.
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