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#157439 - Its spaghetti.  [+] (5 new replies) 6 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157440 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #157446 - ipostcp (2 hours ago) [-]
Fistfireace and dehumanizer. Can't you see? You two are a couple.
User avatar #157447 - fistfireace (2 hours ago) [-]
No, but I wish to see your C heese P izza .
User avatar #157452 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
Do you wish to see my p ee p ee
User avatar #157453 - fistfireace (1 hour ago) [-]
I think that's reserved for dehumanizer. He's the one who needs someone.
#157437 - for you  [+] (7 new replies) 6 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157438 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
The thing that really bothers me is why are they shooting tomato juice?
#157439 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
Its spaghetti.
#157440 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #157446 - ipostcp (2 hours ago) [-]
Fistfireace and dehumanizer. Can't you see? You two are a couple.
User avatar #157447 - fistfireace (2 hours ago) [-]
No, but I wish to see your C heese P izza .
User avatar #157452 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
Do you wish to see my p ee p ee
User avatar #157453 - fistfireace (1 hour ago) [-]
I think that's reserved for dehumanizer. He's the one who needs someone.
#157435 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 6 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157436 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
That drawing is so horrible.
#157437 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
for you
User avatar #157438 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
The thing that really bothers me is why are they shooting tomato juice?
#157439 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
Its spaghetti.
#157440 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #157446 - ipostcp (2 hours ago) [-]
Fistfireace and dehumanizer. Can't you see? You two are a couple.
User avatar #157447 - fistfireace (2 hours ago) [-]
No, but I wish to see your C heese P izza .
User avatar #157452 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
Do you wish to see my p ee p ee
User avatar #157453 - fistfireace (1 hour ago) [-]
I think that's reserved for dehumanizer. He's the one who needs someone.
#157433 - >implying you will live through it  [+] (11 new replies) 6 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157434 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
But I will live through it.
#157435 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #157436 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
That drawing is so horrible.
#157437 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
for you
User avatar #157438 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
The thing that really bothers me is why are they shooting tomato juice?
#157439 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
Its spaghetti.
#157440 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #157446 - ipostcp (2 hours ago) [-]
Fistfireace and dehumanizer. Can't you see? You two are a couple.
User avatar #157447 - fistfireace (2 hours ago) [-]
No, but I wish to see your C heese P izza .
User avatar #157452 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
Do you wish to see my p ee p ee
User avatar #157453 - fistfireace (1 hour ago) [-]
I think that's reserved for dehumanizer. He's the one who needs someone.
#157431 - Its happening weather you want it or not.  [+] (13 new replies) 6 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157432 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
Will it at least be entertaining?
#157433 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
>implying you will live through it
#157434 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
But I will live through it.
#157435 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #157436 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
That drawing is so horrible.
#157437 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
for you
User avatar #157438 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
The thing that really bothers me is why are they shooting tomato juice?
#157439 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
Its spaghetti.
#157440 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #157446 - ipostcp (2 hours ago) [-]
Fistfireace and dehumanizer. Can't you see? You two are a couple.
User avatar #157447 - fistfireace (2 hours ago) [-]
No, but I wish to see your C heese P izza .
User avatar #157452 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
Do you wish to see my p ee p ee
User avatar #157453 - fistfireace (1 hour ago) [-]
I think that's reserved for dehumanizer. He's the one who needs someone.
#157427 - Friendly reminder that the beta uprising starts in less than 2…  [+] (16 new replies) 6 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157443 - sugoi (3 hours ago) [-]
I think the whole thing is kinda moot.
#157428 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
>Beta uprising
>Time for normies to die
#157431 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
Its happening weather you want it or not.
#157432 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
Will it at least be entertaining?
#157433 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
>implying you will live through it
#157434 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
But I will live through it.
#157435 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #157436 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
That drawing is so horrible.
#157437 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
for you
User avatar #157438 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
The thing that really bothers me is why are they shooting tomato juice?
#157439 - dehumanizer (6 hours ago) [-]
Its spaghetti.
#157440 - fistfireace (6 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #157446 - ipostcp (2 hours ago) [-]
Fistfireace and dehumanizer. Can't you see? You two are a couple.
User avatar #157447 - fistfireace (2 hours ago) [-]
No, but I wish to see your C heese P izza .
User avatar #157452 - ipostcp (1 hour ago) [-]
Do you wish to see my p ee p ee
User avatar #157453 - fistfireace (1 hour ago) [-]
I think that's reserved for dehumanizer. He's the one who needs someone.
#157426 - And my imotions will stay till i get a gf.  [+] (1 new reply) 7 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157444 - ScottP (3 hours ago) [-]
Then try to put yourself more out there and talk to more people. It's a cliche saying, but so far it's working for me. Just remember to not want anything more than friendship at first.
#157425 - Picture 7 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157292 - Question, how did you get a girlfriend if youre even more aut…  [+] (2 new replies) 21 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
#157296 - bananaforlife (21 hours ago) [-]
No idea, honestly. I'm such an idiot I have no idea
#157425 - dehumanizer (7 hours ago) [-]
#157289 - So does this mean i should still continue to ignore her?  [+] (3 new replies) 22 hours ago on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #157314 - ScottP (19 hours ago) [-]
Unfortunately yes, for the time being, until your emotions towards her are gone
#157426 - dehumanizer (7 hours ago) [-]
And my imotions will stay till i get a gf.
User avatar #157444 - ScottP (3 hours ago) [-]
Then try to put yourself more out there and talk to more people. It's a cliche saying, but so far it's working for me. Just remember to not want anything more than friendship at first.

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#271 - joshlol (08/29/2014) [-]
rate my irl
#272 to #271 - dehumanizer (08/29/2014) [-]
Nice try faggot, but you'll never be cool as Ricky.

>tfw he left before i discovered r9k
#273 to #272 - joshlol (08/29/2014) [-]
damn son you missed the glory days
it's all ****** now
not that it wasn't always
#274 to #273 - dehumanizer (08/29/2014) [-]
Yeah but back then the Pepe/Wojack scene wasnt as big. Currently i have over 730 pictures.
#276 to #275 - dehumanizer (08/29/2014) [-]
Did he died?
User avatar #277 to #276 - joshlol (08/29/2014) [-]
**joshlol shrugs**
#270 to #269 - dehumanizer (08/29/2014) [-]
>making fun of the supreme one
#263 - mr skeltal (08/27/2014) [-]
not looking good today, dear oh dear
not looking good today, dear oh dear
#264 to #263 - dehumanizer (08/27/2014) [-]
Woke up in the middle of the night then couldnt fall asleep because thoughts of women and faliure were in my mind, eventualy noded off but im still feely
User avatar #249 - cognosceteipsum (08/25/2014) [-]
If I could find a girl so can you
#250 to #249 - dehumanizer (08/25/2014) [-]
But what do i really need one for? Just need to fend off the desire for companionship, care, affection, understanding, respect, fun, sex and love. Otherwise im britty gud.

also since when do you have a gf?
User avatar #251 to #250 - cognosceteipsum (08/25/2014) [-]
Well, yeah. So, do that. Fend off those desires, you ain't no beta, you're great-a

since a few weeks back, don't worry about me
#252 to #251 - dehumanizer (08/25/2014) [-]
Im a strong independant neckbeard who dont need no love!

Enjoy your poison.
User avatar #253 to #252 - cognosceteipsum (08/25/2014) [-]
Please retract from this path, Dehum.
#254 to #253 - dehumanizer (08/25/2014) [-]
Its too late for me.
User avatar #255 to #254 - cognosceteipsum (08/25/2014) [-]
Then go to bed
#256 to #255 - dehumanizer (08/25/2014) [-]
I havent had dinner yet.
User avatar #257 to #256 - cognosceteipsum (08/25/2014) [-]
Eat, man! You can't operate without eating.
User avatar #259 to #258 - cognosceteipsum (08/25/2014) [-]
Nah, you're probably actually malnourished. Go eat something
User avatar #247 - joshlol (08/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #245 - flushfactor (08/23/2014) [-]
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”
User avatar #239 - derpityhurr (08/17/2014) [-]
hi bae
#240 to #239 - dehumanizer (08/17/2014) [-]
And who might you be?
User avatar #241 to #240 - derpityhurr (08/17/2014) [-]
dont say that qt
#242 to #241 - dehumanizer (08/17/2014) [-]
be more spesific
User avatar #243 to #242 - derpityhurr (08/17/2014) [-]
hi bae
User avatar #238 - syrianassassin (08/17/2014) [-]
*****

log in skype i wanna talk
#236 - syrianassassin (08/08/2014) [-]
RIP my friend
RIP my friend
#235 - fistfireace (07/04/2014) [-]
I seen this pic, it reminded me of you, so I thought to drop by and give it to you. Seeing as you love these types of pictures. Sorry if you have it already.
#220 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
> "When life gives you lemons, you can either cut them in half and squeeze them into your eyes asking "Why?!," or you can make Lemonade. When handed something so sour and bitter, you don't have to do something sour and bitter; You can make it sweet and satisfying. It's all on your perception, you can do what you will with it, but it is best to think outside the box. Besides, who ever thought to collect lemon juice and mix it with sugar and water in the first place?"
> "When life gives you lemons, you can either cut them in half and squeeze them into your eyes asking "Why?!," or you can make Lemonade. When handed something so sour and bitter, you don't have to do something sour and bitter; You can make it sweet and satisfying. It's all on your perception, you can do what you will with it, but it is best to think outside the box. Besides, who ever thought to collect lemon juice and mix it with sugar and water in the first place?"
#221 to #220 - dehumanizer (06/26/2014) [-]
yeah i see what you mean but i dont know if theres anything that could be made with the **** im given, she hurt me alot yesterday...
User avatar #222 to #221 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
What happened?
#224 to #222 - dehumanizer (06/27/2014) [-]
no reply/advice?
#225 to #224 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
Sorry, I had an interview yesterday and was actually busy.   
This entire week has been busy for me.   
   
Again, sorry.
Sorry, I had an interview yesterday and was actually busy.
This entire week has been busy for me.

Again, sorry.
#226 to #225 - dehumanizer (06/27/2014) [-]
no worries, you are not obliged to help me in any way

in other news, i might go out on a date with her tommorow
#223 to #222 - dehumanizer (06/26/2014) [-]
it can only be described as the seccond shoah really, while we were studying she left and came back with some orbiter slimeball, anyway we continued to study and he just watched "intimidatingly" to me he's a joke , then for some reason he came to her and tried to kiss her on the cheek, she backed away and he obviously failed, it was both cringy (out of jaelousy) and funny (because he failed) , then she after a while she started talking to the phone with some third orbiter and playfuly started pulling slimeball's ear. This got me really pissed off because shes never like that with me and when i try to touch her she backs off because I apperently have the plague or something. Anyways after some time slimeball left and I jokingly asked her if she brought him to make me jaleous. She told me I shouldnt be since theres nothing between us (coold), we're not dating. I replied "yet". She said "we havent and I'll never be your girlfriend" ( *************** .jpg) then after a bit she went to study with him, the next day when i went to get her from her room so we could go for the exam, i knocked she appeared and told me she'd be ready really soon then closed the door. I heard talking before i knocked and i realised slimeball was still there so I just left for the exam all cold n **** , then after that she went to hang out with him instead of me again (feelsbadman) and when i asked her to stay for the week she told me she'd be leaving back to her own town, after that she went off with slimeball to print some math books or something, last time i saw her she just walked by without greeting me, then i got really sad got drunk, broke a bunch of objects, stabbed the door multible times and cried...
User avatar #227 to #223 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/27/2014) [-]
I... what...
So she doesn't like Slimeball A, but she does. And apparently she doesn't want to be with you, yet she's fine being extremely open with you?!

This girl is starting to sound like a Sadist.
And as I was typing this:

> "In other news, I might go out on a date with her tomorrow"
Details?
She must be extremely bipolar, or there's gotta be a lot of mixed signals up in the air.
#228 to #227 - dehumanizer (06/27/2014) [-]
well she seems to have friendzoned him, I hope...

not really a date more like a walk around town shopping, i could buy a new t-shirt and she could look for "her stuff" in all the various shops we're going to pass by

Is it a low move? Is it too beta-orbiting? Im gonna try and give her more space and support. I told her she needed some time to relax from the studying and the walk would be an excelent oppertunity. She didnt agree today because its finals time and she's got alot to study, but didnt deny. The awnser will be tommorow.
#229 to #228 - minutes (06/28/2014) [-]
Dude, it may seem really hard but i think you should give up on her. If she actively says she will never be your girlfriend and never lets you touch her, she isn't interested. Really sorry man but that's just how it is. You should try to find a girl that actually likes you, even if that seems unlikely to you.
#230 to #229 - dehumanizer (06/29/2014) [-]
I actualy just did that, i just give up on her and the whole female kin, no ones gonna like me because im just unlikable trash, theres no need to lie to myself anymore that i'll meet the "one", no i just give up before i get crushed again and go Elliot mode on the world. Women are **** .
#231 to #230 - minutes (06/29/2014) [-]
That's overreacting dude. She doesn't like you that way, that is okay. You will meet someone else. I haven't had a real gf either and you don't see me giving up, do you?
#232 to #231 - dehumanizer (06/29/2014) [-]
nope yesterday was a sign weather i should try with her or not, she wanted me to help her with math but when i asked her out for a walk she didnt want to, ******* dropped her and her whole kind

>you dont see me give up

thats because you havent been hurt enough m8
#233 to #232 - minutes (06/29/2014) [-]
No that's not the reason.

The reason you give up and I don't is that you are weak and I am not. I have been hurt a lot, trust me. Whatever, you won't listen to me anyways.

Just repeating myself one last time, drop her cause she is not worth it but not every girl is like her so don't give up on all of them.
#234 to #233 - dehumanizer (06/29/2014) [-]
they are litteraly all the same, give or take a little
User avatar #219 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Day 6:
>You're presumably not living in 'Murica; A visit to the doctor's won't take a chunk out of your bank account.
That's something to be thankful for.

Now, some food for thought:
"Ignorance may be bliss to the ignorant; whilst the prudent look upon with apathy and disappointment"
User avatar #216 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/18/2014) [-]
Day 5:
Whoops, missing a few days here and there, eh?
Instead of the usual, how about this:

"The rest of me will be the best of me"
#217 to #216 - dehumanizer (06/18/2014) [-]
what does that exactly mean?
User avatar #218 to #217 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
It's completely up for interpretation.
Re-read it, think about it long and hard, and figure out what it means to you.

To me, it means:
I will make the rest of my life the best of my life.

What is left to live should be used to it's fullest extent.
User avatar #206 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Day 4:
Physical condition?

Not starving? Can work out without your joints hurting too much like an old man?
#207 to #206 - dehumanizer (06/16/2014) [-]
Well they make alot of nosie when i streatch... also theres no gym in town...
Well they make alot of nosie when i streatch... also theres no gym in town...
#208 to #207 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Better than me.   
   
The other day I helped my dad put on new brakes on his car.   
Just from squatting down for longer than a few minutes my knees hurt so much I could barely stand up. I almost fell a few times because of that...   
   
If you can simply do 10 pushups without your joints causing pain, you're lucky in my eyes.
Better than me.

The other day I helped my dad put on new brakes on his car.
Just from squatting down for longer than a few minutes my knees hurt so much I could barely stand up. I almost fell a few times because of that...

If you can simply do 10 pushups without your joints causing pain, you're lucky in my eyes.
#209 to #208 - dehumanizer (06/16/2014) [-]
well i can yeah

are you very old/fat ?
User avatar #210 to #209 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Nope.

6'0, 140lbs, 19yrs/ old.
#211 to #210 - dehumanizer (06/16/2014) [-]
probably didnt get alot of calcium as a kid
User avatar #212 to #211 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Ha. If only.
It's the cartilage; Not my bones.
#213 to #212 - dehumanizer (06/16/2014) [-]
cant you use medicine?
User avatar #214 to #213 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/16/2014) [-]
Too poor for insurance. Let alone seeing a doctor.
#215 to #214 - dehumanizer (06/16/2014) [-]
right, i forget how crazily expensive healthcare is in the US...
#202 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Woah -- Just barely missed a day.

Day 3:
Favorite restaurant ¯_('-')_/¯
#203 to #202 - dehumanizer (06/15/2014) [-]
i dont really have one
User avatar #204 to #203 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/15/2014) [-]
Favorite food?
(IE, Italian, Japanese, Chinese, Thai, etc.)
#205 to #204 - dehumanizer (06/16/2014) [-]
I dont really have that either...
#199 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
Day two:
What is the greatest aspect about yourself?
#200 to #199 - dehumanizer (06/13/2014) [-]
eeh i failed two exams

asked the grill i liked out and she said no...
User avatar #201 to #200 - xXThatxOnexGuyXx ONLINE (06/13/2014) [-]
While these are not the worst aspects about your self, they are not the greatest either.
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