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dehnoobshow

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Don't go for women. femboys won't key your car and try to run you over after a breakup.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, PS2, N64, SNES
Video Games Played: Skoowim, Teeefftoo, Dentes Unfurno
X-box Gamertag: Campin Creeper
Interests: Sleep, Food, Dominant people, Being Submissive
Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:in a pizzeria
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Someone once told me I was childish. Well sucks to be them they aren't allowed in my pillow fort.

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#8 - >Nisekoi Oh you mean gangster harem? 01/07/2016 on This is an outrage! +3
#11 - Well I think you're a lovely person.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Dadpool +25
#12 - totaluser (01/07/2016) [-]
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#13 - dehnoobshow (01/07/2016) [-]
You too are lovely and your mother is very proud of you.
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#24 - totalfuckwit (01/07/2016) [-]
Such a nice guy
#34 - Explain  [+] (10 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp 2 0
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#36 - ronyx (01/07/2016) [-]
You want moni for computer parts yes?
I provide moni in exchange of virgin anus yes?
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#45 - dehnoobshow (01/07/2016) [-]
Well what happened under.
Well that.
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#37 - dndxplain (01/07/2016) [-]
hang yourself.
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#38 - ronyx (01/07/2016) [-]
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#39 - dndxplain (01/07/2016) [-]
none of that bullshit. literally go hang yourself.
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#40 - ronyx (01/07/2016) [-]
why don't you go hang yourself since you literally got nothing better to do?
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#41 - dndxplain (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm doing dehnoobshow, who I don't appreciate you propositioning.
#42 - ronyx (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm not going to say it twice fucboi
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#43 - dndxplain (01/07/2016) [-]
legitimately go give a shotgun filatio.
#44 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh no i got blocked and thumbed down by some fucking furry, whatever should i do?
horsefuckers kek
#8 - As a faggot who has felt tears of joy Think of it as an ov… 01/07/2016 on Baseball throw feels +8
#39 - There's no real story yet. Just little bits and pieces here. …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/07/2016 on Bomango - 21 +1
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#77 - thepizzadevourer (01/07/2016) [-]
Webcomic coming out this year, though!
#20 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/07/2016 on Dakimakuras +1
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#30 - anonefgthree (01/07/2016) [-]
Why did he lose all his gains
#63 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Artstyle.
#43 - Holy **** I though I was looking at my mother post on f… 01/07/2016 on First Cringe of 2016 0
#115 - Okay, yeah I ****** myself up. "Not interested… 01/06/2016 on (untitled) 0
#96 - Part of me tells me you don't know what panromantic means. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/06/2016 on (untitled) 0
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#112 - feelythefeel (01/06/2016) [-]
Then how does asexual fit into it?
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#115 - dehnoobshow (01/06/2016) [-]
Okay, yeah I fucked myself up.
"Not interested in sex" (Asexual)
and
"Will get in relationship with anything" panromantic.
#40 - They are split the million. And called get because of how …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Game Show 0
#41 - morrisonford (01/06/2016) [-]
you don't see a problem with a show that promises a certain reward and gives half of it?
#14 - I knew I kept this for a reason. 01/06/2016 on can confirm +34
#25 - I remember a post laughing about how the last guy sounds like …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 2/9 +33
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#118 - wrpen (01/07/2016) [-]
I don't even need the fucking baguette shit, it's just-

it's just so fucking American, you know? Flat top fat ass sunglasses inside and screaming faggot at the top of his lungs, THAT'S fucking patriotism.
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#121 - wrpen (01/07/2016) [-]
Plus it cuts off before it ends, so for some reason I just imagine him drawing out the last syllable really fucking long.
#34 - anon (01/06/2016) [-]
What have you done to me
#33 - I had this conversation with dndxplain in Steam chat. I ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Justice +2
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#46 - kexio (01/07/2016) [-]
the word is trap. whether you like it or not.
#22 - Yes. I can get all cozy and **** . 01/06/2016 on Would you live here? +1
#12 - >Not one of TR8-T0R  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on TFA stills (might contain... +3
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#14 - bossguycumsplash (01/06/2016) [-]
I'm not sure why everyone is calling him TR8-T0R instead of L0Y-4L
#13 - Well it sure as hell ain't common. Or mainstream consideri…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on The future is here! 0
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#14 - thunderchild (01/06/2016) [-]
Mainstream wasn't the right term I mean available to consumers.
#11 - That's possibly exaggerating. Maybe one tera, but no way a thousand.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on The future is here! 0
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#12 - thunderchild (01/06/2016) [-]
They make 5 tera bit drives for consumers today ...
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#13 - dehnoobshow (01/06/2016) [-]
Well it sure as hell ain't common.
Or mainstream considering I never heard of that until now.
Maybe the 5, but find me and slap my ass if they do get a thousand.
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#14 - thunderchild (01/06/2016) [-]
Mainstream wasn't the right term I mean available to consumers.
#9 - When I was in kindergarten I ate sand. What kind of faggot…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Master of Romance +11
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#13 - oxymoronking (01/06/2016) [-]
>implying you dont still eat sand
#19 - "When I'm alone I like to stick nine towels up my ass and…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 1/9 0
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#30 - thespecialone (01/06/2016) [-]
i hope for myself you're not a futa ahri...
#18 - Comment deleted 01/06/2016 on LEWD GreenTeaNeko Comp 1/9 0
#1 - IDon'tKnowWhoAnyOfThosePeopleAre.webM 01/06/2016 on Misconception Regarding... 0
#196 - Love Stage was satisfactory enough for me. Mainly because …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Times Change 0
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#197 - woofstep (01/07/2016) [-]
Ah I remember Love Stage! I personally liked how story driven it was, as to an extent it was trying to normalize the fact that the MC was gay as dicks, cause let's face it, yaoi animes have had the same kind of fans for years now, rabid 13 year old girls. All they want to see is the guys bone. Those girls could care less about story, so the anime/manga cater to what they want to see.
#7 - Of course the important question everyone was wondering but no… 01/06/2016 on cheers cunt +1
#14 - Yes. But his legacy of ************ things must liv…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/06/2016 on Sorry Mods +6
#15 - captainprincess (01/06/2016) [-]
a sacred duty we must uphold
#12 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 01/06/2016 on Sorry Mods +4
#13 - captainprincess (01/06/2016) [-]
isnt he dead now
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#14 - dehnoobshow (01/06/2016) [-]
Yes.
But his legacy of niggaproving things must live on beyond our lifetimes.
#15 - captainprincess (01/06/2016) [-]
a sacred duty we must uphold

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User avatar #227 - plataeiou (03/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
stickied by dehnoobshow
So...Teh-I MEAN DEHnoobshow....
Bob?
#601 - dehnoobshow (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't know why I made this, dndxplain.
User avatar #596 - dehnoobshow (07/29/2015) [-]
comicexplain, sorry to summon you out-of-thread. But I woke up this morning asking myself this.
What happened to my Father's favorite Character, Spawn? Is he in a company that just doesn't do things anymore, or is he canon dead and will never be heard from again?
User avatar #597 to #596 - comicexplain (07/29/2015) [-]
Gosh, Spawn. I -love- Spawn, and wish his series would stick around a bit longer on the screen! As for the character himself, he's been through so much over the years. Killing Satan, taking over Hell, killing angels, killing God, his children end up being God and the Devil, he has to re-kill them, before becoming God himself... Really, there's just so much lore to go through!

Spawn miscarries his and Wandas child, who becomes a new Hellspawn after washing herself in virgin blood to age to her prime, and after sealing her, decides to pass into a new dimension to reborn into a new weapon - One against both Heaven and Hell!
User avatar #598 to #597 - dehnoobshow (07/30/2015) [-]
I probably didn't understand, but I will clarify, if you did understand, then apologies.
I meant, why haven't we been hearing about him? Are no more comics being made? Or is it because passing into a new dimension is their form of story end forever?
Because with all the alternate universes ******** they pull, I would expect one where Spawn still stays there.
User avatar #599 to #598 - comicexplain (07/30/2015) [-]
Spawn isn't touched upon much in the public view anymore. However...

www.spawn.com/comics/

I think you and your father might like this! McFarlane threw all his comics onto her, and some are still being pushed around.
User avatar #595 - darealsnooki (07/16/2015) [-]
I found a thread in which you showed that you have knowledge of WWE.

I'm just here to let you know that FJ has its own wrestling promotion now, in which numbers are rolled, and championships are won.

Also, we have the King of the Roll tournament. A tournament in which the winner receives $20 in Steam.

Lemme know if you're interested
#594 - tranquilizer (06/21/2015) [-]
I got you a present
#592 - anon (05/12/2015) [-]
You're a stupid slut. How many dicks did you suck yet?
User avatar #582 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #584 to #583 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Good Evening Hello.
#585 to #584 - dehnoobshow (04/30/2015) [-]
There is no way to say this without sounding rude, so I apologize in advance.
What do you want?
User avatar #586 to #585 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Nothing

Just to say hi see what's up.
#587 to #586 - dehnoobshow (04/30/2015) [-]
Well think of this situation and the reason it can lead to my confusion.
1- I am pretty sure we have never really talked, so I am not familiar with who you are. Chances are, we did, and I forgot
2- To simply say "boop" as a conversation started is odd, considering the above mentioned statement. It signals familiarity with each other, to which, I repeat, either do not remember, or am sure it is not present.
3- I am not doing anything specific, in case you were wondering.
User avatar #588 to #587 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Neither am I and I know you aren't doing anything specific

wanna know how I know that?

You're on FJ
User avatar #589 to #588 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
**** off.
#568 - dehnoobshow (03/12/2015) [-]
dndxplain I realized I'm like a teenage white girl.
#552 - dehnoobshow (02/28/2015) [-]
dndxplain. Since I look like a complete asshole when I do it on your profile.
I know we already had this kind of image, but this one's better.
User avatar #553 to #552 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
#531 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #600 to #531 - dehnoobshow (11/06/2015) [-]
It's gonna expire in two months :C
User avatar #535 to #531 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
Also, thingexplain why the **** did you not do this yourself?
User avatar #536 to #535 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
he's jokexplain now
User avatar #537 to #536 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
jokexplain pepsi'd? Or is it the same guy doing two things?
User avatar #538 to #537 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
I'm thingexplain and I took over jokexplain and I made this as a favor to dndxplain
User avatar #539 to #538 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
So he owes you or you ****** up at one point and now the debt is settled.
User avatar #540 to #539 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
There's no owing involved, lol. It made two people happy. That's all that matters. You crazy kids have a good time now. ;) If I had a sub that was on FJ you can bet your ass she'd be getting a similar one from me.
#541 to #540 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
#532 to #531 - dehnoobshow (02/14/2015) [-]
B-But my birthday's in 4 months
B-But my birthday's in 4 months
User avatar #533 to #532 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #534 to #533 - dehnoobshow (02/14/2015) [-]
I displayed it for everyone to see.
User avatar #530 - dehnoobshow (02/04/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls 12**
#525 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...   
   
Do I know you?
My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...

Do I know you?
User avatar #526 to #525 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2015) [-]
Nah, her name is Laurie-Ann
Seriously written like that. Unless your French, you don't know me.
User avatar #527 to #526 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
That's fine then, I actually got concerned that someone I know comes on here.
User avatar #528 to #527 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2015) [-]
If someone I knew was on FJ. I would have to **** 'em.
User avatar #565 to #528 - dndxplain ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
excuse you?
User avatar #566 to #565 - dehnoobshow (03/11/2015) [-]
It's a little something called a joke.
User avatar #567 to #566 - dndxplain ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
should you have made that sort of joke?
User avatar #529 to #528 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
I'd have to make sure they never speak of the things they have seen.
#509 - acaivy (01/04/2015) [-]
why are you a homo
#510 to #509 - dehnoobshow (01/04/2015) [-]
Because not being gay is gay
#511 to #510 - acaivy (01/04/2015) [-]
rei > asska
#520 to #511 - Rei ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Damn right ************
#521 to #520 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
give pic with long hair rei
User avatar #524 to #523 - Rei ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Well rei is hot in general
#512 to #511 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2015) [-]
Thank you for telling me who this is.
#513 to #512 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
why can't you rei
User avatar #514 to #513 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2015) [-]
Because I'm not a weeb because I never watched Evangelion.
#515 to #514 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
why would you asuka while you don't know how bitchy she acts
User avatar #516 to #515 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2015) [-]
"because I never watched Evangelion"
Kind of. Y'know. Explains everything there.

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User avatar #517 to #516 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
you just like gingers
#519 to #518 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
i like gingers too
User avatar #507 - dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll cah question*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls _ would be woefully incomplete without _.**
User avatar #508 to #507 - dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.**
**dehnoobshow rolls Survivor's guilt.**
User avatar #504 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
this profile color pains me
User avatar #505 to #504 - dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-]
Going for the old Windows feel.
And again, as you can see.
I really love red.
User avatar #506 to #505 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
can it be a shade of red that doesn't bludgeon my eye sockets
User avatar #503 - dehnoobshow (12/14/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, faggots*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
User avatar #502 - dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Honedge**
User avatar #500 - dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Hitmonlee**
**dehnoobshow rolls Turtwig**
**dehnoobshow rolls Emolga**
**dehnoobshow rolls Qwilfish**
**dehnoobshow rolls Pignite**
**dehnoobshow rolls Nidoran**
User avatar #501 to #500 - dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Herdier**
**dehnoobshow rolls Kadabra**
**dehnoobshow rolls Noctowl**
**dehnoobshow rolls Garbodor**
**dehnoobshow rolls Beedrill**
**dehnoobshow rolls Omanyte**
#494 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #495 to #494 - dehnoobshow (11/08/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow peeps**

(I forgot how it works)
User avatar #496 to #495 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
**dndxplain rapes him**
User avatar #497 to #496 - dehnoobshow (11/08/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow likes it**
#490 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
#491 to #490 - dehnoobshow (09/27/2014) [-]
Here will have to do.
#479 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
#486 to #479 - dehnoobshow (09/27/2014) [-]
Found the image I wanted to use when I saw this image.
#480 to #479 - dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
User avatar #481 to #480 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
it's a dude
you could play him
in a pathfinder game
User avatar #482 to #481 - dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-]
I don't want to play him, I want to **** him. Entirely different process.
User avatar #483 to #482 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
someone evidently wants a spanking
User avatar #484 to #483 - dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-]
The don't show me such sexy men ;_;
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