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Don't go for women. femboys won't key your car and try to run you over after a breakup.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, PS2, N64, SNES
Video Games Played: Skoowim, Teeefftoo, Dentes Unfurno
X-box Gamertag: Campin Creeper
Interests: Sleep, Food, Dominant people, Being Submissive
Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:in a pizzeria
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Someone once told me I was childish. Well sucks to be them they aren't allowed in my pillow fort.

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#42 - In a different comic, it was shown that Gogo prefers men of he…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Bomango - 23 0
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#71 - Tyranitar (01/10/2016) [-]
They're together now, so it ain't unlikely.
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#47 - jimmytwoshoes (01/09/2016) [-]
he may roll a nat 20 and get lucky
#50 - I was the only one in my school that could pull off european a… 01/09/2016 on could be me +1
#1 - Jokes on you. I already had that title in my history.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Little Boy Gags on Man Meat +32
#5 - beastkenten (01/09/2016) [-]
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#2 - obtuseabuse (01/09/2016) [-]
#83 - Still ****** up, man. 01/09/2016 on A real unpopular opinion 0
#81 - Dude that's ****** up considering what your dad did.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2016 on A real unpopular opinion 0
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#82 - dndxplain (01/09/2016) [-]
theydon't know, remember?
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#83 - dehnoobshow (01/09/2016) [-]
Still fucked up, man.
#982 - Saw "Put the memes in the bag, onii-chan" and "… 01/09/2016 on MEMES falling from the sky! +1
#65 - They could ******** that off. Simply because **…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on A real unpopular opinion 0
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#80 - dndxplain (01/09/2016) [-]
>>#48, they did that in infinite stratos. the entire first episode of season 2 is devoted to shipping between two girls who are in love with the MC
#27 - Please note. Only works if party is good alignment. Th… 01/09/2016 on How does one save a donkey +14
#12 - Mirror. Bottom to top. Many options.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Anon uses the Cloud +13
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#33 - puppeynator (01/10/2016) [-]
if i'd taken a dick pic from top to bottom my face would not show. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
didnt think about morrors tho
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#35 - puppeynator (01/10/2016) [-]
bottom to top* gawd dammit I can't write...
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#34 - puppeynator (01/10/2016) [-]
mirrors*
#55 - "Go away ocra... **** off" "Well oka… 01/09/2016 on Tag you're it 0
#24 - He looks so much like mine it's unsettling. He's a huge sa… 01/09/2016 on too cute +6
#45 - Most of those sounded like misophobia. Because constantly …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on OCD and shit 0
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#47 - emptysuperman (01/09/2016) [-]
None of it is related to germs. I really don't care about germs. It's the feeling of uncleanliness. The feeling of a foreign substance on me. Can't stand it. Drives me mad.
#117 - I'm only able to drink non carbonized alcohol. Both of the… 01/09/2016 on When you're challenged at... 0
#29 - It's even funnier if you're french because Dix means Ten 01/09/2016 on Based Bill Waterson 0
#20 - Well it's not. okay, but I want hate someone if they can be ho… 01/08/2016 on A real unpopular opinion +1
#40 - In some instances drink more. Means he thought Tyrion was … 01/08/2016 on What advice would you give... 0
#14 - ****** I'm furious. I wrote it. Guy says he doe…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on A real unpopular opinion +2
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#15 - funnyhard (01/08/2016) [-]
Relax, d00d, the fuck does that affect U? Nigga, U act the fucking way U want to and other faggots do the same. I hate people, too, mane, but spending yo own energy on them and their goddamn flaws is pointless.
#12 - You cannot defeat me coldclaws. I am the mortal never ending d… 01/08/2016 on A real unpopular opinion 0
#10 - Oh never said it was straight. Traps are hella gay. Ju… 01/08/2016 on A real unpopular opinion 0
#8 - I like traps. It's like some sort of forbidden fruit in a …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/08/2016 on A real unpopular opinion +3
#47 - luderudecrude (01/09/2016) [-]
I like traps, but I never claim to be straight. I am bisexual, i like woman and I like dick, traps are perfect for me. I don't have a strong opinion one way or the other as to whether or not liking them is gay, because I don't give a shit, people are going to call me fag anyways. When it comes to lesbian porn, i don't like it either, but guys who want their gf to be with another woman are not necessarily cuks, if you fuckin em both, your not a cuk, you're a goddamn stud. I have had plenty of threesomes in my life and one foursome, and the most awesome way for that to start is to watch the other to kick it off, then join in when you're so hard you feel like your dick is about to explode.
#19 - meringueluka (01/08/2016) [-]
Hello , and for what it's worth i agree hole hearty with everything you've said so far (part from homophobia being okay). shit like that piss me of too, i feel like it's a mockery of who i am.
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#20 - dehnoobshow (01/08/2016) [-]
Well it's not. okay, but I want hate someone if they can be honest with themselves.
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#9 - totallytito (01/08/2016) [-]
You replied because you felt that I attacked the 'trap' fetish.
It's basically drawing a girl, giving it a weiner and a male voice actor.


Trap/futa versions of drawings are as easy as drawing a bulge or shopping a weiner onto it.
I know this because I've seen threads exactly like this.
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#10 - dehnoobshow (01/08/2016) [-]
Oh never said it was straight.
Traps are hella gay.
Just the good kind of gay.
And futas are, at most, bisexual
#4 - Says the guy who did an experiment that served no purpose.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on A real unpopular opinion +1
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#5 - peanutsaurusrex (01/08/2016) [-]
you're still a nerd
#2 - Just contributing any way I can. However one was just out …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2016 on A real unpopular opinion +1
#7 - maximtiger (01/08/2016) [-]
weeeell still doing more than me buddy

hope admin senpai still love me, for i, am just a lil fagit
#1667 - Also welcome back 01/08/2016 on dndxplain's profile 0
#1665 - But aparently you can crit kissing. Boob touching  [+] (2 new replies) 01/08/2016 on dndxplain's profile 0
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#1666 - dndxplain (01/08/2016) [-]
nah
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#1667 - dehnoobshow (01/08/2016) [-]
Also welcome back
#1663 - Well it uses charisma, no?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/08/2016 on dndxplain's profile 0
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#1664 - dndxplain (01/08/2016) [-]
skills can't crit one way or the other.
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#1665 - dehnoobshow (01/08/2016) [-]
But aparently you can crit kissing.
Boob touching
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#1666 - dndxplain (01/08/2016) [-]
nah
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#1667 - dehnoobshow (01/08/2016) [-]
Also welcome back

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User avatar #227 - plataeiou (03/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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So...Teh-I MEAN DEHnoobshow....
Bob?
#601 - dehnoobshow (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't know why I made this, dndxplain.
User avatar #596 - dehnoobshow (07/29/2015) [-]
comicexplain, sorry to summon you out-of-thread. But I woke up this morning asking myself this.
What happened to my Father's favorite Character, Spawn? Is he in a company that just doesn't do things anymore, or is he canon dead and will never be heard from again?
User avatar #597 to #596 - comicexplain (07/29/2015) [-]
Gosh, Spawn. I -love- Spawn, and wish his series would stick around a bit longer on the screen! As for the character himself, he's been through so much over the years. Killing Satan, taking over Hell, killing angels, killing God, his children end up being God and the Devil, he has to re-kill them, before becoming God himself... Really, there's just so much lore to go through!

Spawn miscarries his and Wandas child, who becomes a new Hellspawn after washing herself in virgin blood to age to her prime, and after sealing her, decides to pass into a new dimension to reborn into a new weapon - One against both Heaven and Hell!
User avatar #598 to #597 - dehnoobshow (07/30/2015) [-]
I probably didn't understand, but I will clarify, if you did understand, then apologies.
I meant, why haven't we been hearing about him? Are no more comics being made? Or is it because passing into a new dimension is their form of story end forever?
Because with all the alternate universes ******** they pull, I would expect one where Spawn still stays there.
User avatar #599 to #598 - comicexplain (07/30/2015) [-]
Spawn isn't touched upon much in the public view anymore. However...

www.spawn.com/comics/

I think you and your father might like this! McFarlane threw all his comics onto her, and some are still being pushed around.
User avatar #595 - darealsnooki (07/16/2015) [-]
I found a thread in which you showed that you have knowledge of WWE.

I'm just here to let you know that FJ has its own wrestling promotion now, in which numbers are rolled, and championships are won.

Also, we have the King of the Roll tournament. A tournament in which the winner receives $20 in Steam.

Lemme know if you're interested
#594 - tranquilizer (06/21/2015) [-]
I got you a present
#592 - anon (05/12/2015) [-]
You're a stupid slut. How many dicks did you suck yet?
User avatar #582 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #584 to #583 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Good Evening Hello.
#585 to #584 - dehnoobshow (04/30/2015) [-]
There is no way to say this without sounding rude, so I apologize in advance.
What do you want?
User avatar #586 to #585 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Nothing

Just to say hi see what's up.
#587 to #586 - dehnoobshow (04/30/2015) [-]
Well think of this situation and the reason it can lead to my confusion.
1- I am pretty sure we have never really talked, so I am not familiar with who you are. Chances are, we did, and I forgot
2- To simply say "boop" as a conversation started is odd, considering the above mentioned statement. It signals familiarity with each other, to which, I repeat, either do not remember, or am sure it is not present.
3- I am not doing anything specific, in case you were wondering.
User avatar #588 to #587 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Neither am I and I know you aren't doing anything specific

wanna know how I know that?

You're on FJ
User avatar #589 to #588 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
**** off.
#568 - dehnoobshow (03/12/2015) [-]
dndxplain I realized I'm like a teenage white girl.
#552 - dehnoobshow (02/28/2015) [-]
dndxplain. Since I look like a complete asshole when I do it on your profile.
I know we already had this kind of image, but this one's better.
User avatar #553 to #552 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
#531 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #600 to #531 - dehnoobshow (11/06/2015) [-]
It's gonna expire in two months :C
User avatar #535 to #531 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
Also, thingexplain why the **** did you not do this yourself?
User avatar #536 to #535 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
he's jokexplain now
User avatar #537 to #536 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
jokexplain pepsi'd? Or is it the same guy doing two things?
User avatar #538 to #537 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
I'm thingexplain and I took over jokexplain and I made this as a favor to dndxplain
User avatar #539 to #538 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
So he owes you or you ****** up at one point and now the debt is settled.
User avatar #540 to #539 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
There's no owing involved, lol. It made two people happy. That's all that matters. You crazy kids have a good time now. ;) If I had a sub that was on FJ you can bet your ass she'd be getting a similar one from me.
#541 to #540 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
#532 to #531 - dehnoobshow (02/14/2015) [-]
B-But my birthday's in 4 months
B-But my birthday's in 4 months
User avatar #533 to #532 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #534 to #533 - dehnoobshow (02/14/2015) [-]
I displayed it for everyone to see.
User avatar #530 - dehnoobshow (02/04/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls 12**
#525 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...   
   
Do I know you?
My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...

Do I know you?
User avatar #526 to #525 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2015) [-]
Nah, her name is Laurie-Ann
Seriously written like that. Unless your French, you don't know me.
User avatar #527 to #526 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
That's fine then, I actually got concerned that someone I know comes on here.
User avatar #528 to #527 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2015) [-]
If someone I knew was on FJ. I would have to **** 'em.
User avatar #565 to #528 - dndxplain ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
excuse you?
User avatar #566 to #565 - dehnoobshow (03/11/2015) [-]
It's a little something called a joke.
User avatar #567 to #566 - dndxplain ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
should you have made that sort of joke?
User avatar #529 to #528 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
I'd have to make sure they never speak of the things they have seen.
#509 - acaivy (01/04/2015) [-]
why are you a homo
#510 to #509 - dehnoobshow (01/04/2015) [-]
Because not being gay is gay
#511 to #510 - acaivy (01/04/2015) [-]
rei > asska
#520 to #511 - Rei ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Damn right ************
#521 to #520 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
give pic with long hair rei
User avatar #524 to #523 - Rei ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Well rei is hot in general
#512 to #511 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2015) [-]
Thank you for telling me who this is.
#513 to #512 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
why can't you rei
User avatar #514 to #513 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2015) [-]
Because I'm not a weeb because I never watched Evangelion.
#515 to #514 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
why would you asuka while you don't know how bitchy she acts
User avatar #516 to #515 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2015) [-]
"because I never watched Evangelion"
Kind of. Y'know. Explains everything there.

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User avatar #517 to #516 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
you just like gingers
#519 to #518 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
i like gingers too
User avatar #507 - dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll cah question*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls _ would be woefully incomplete without _.**
User avatar #508 to #507 - dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.**
**dehnoobshow rolls Survivor's guilt.**
User avatar #504 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
this profile color pains me
User avatar #505 to #504 - dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-]
Going for the old Windows feel.
And again, as you can see.
I really love red.
User avatar #506 to #505 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
can it be a shade of red that doesn't bludgeon my eye sockets
User avatar #503 - dehnoobshow (12/14/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, faggots*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
User avatar #502 - dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Honedge**
User avatar #500 - dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Hitmonlee**
**dehnoobshow rolls Turtwig**
**dehnoobshow rolls Emolga**
**dehnoobshow rolls Qwilfish**
**dehnoobshow rolls Pignite**
**dehnoobshow rolls Nidoran**
User avatar #501 to #500 - dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Herdier**
**dehnoobshow rolls Kadabra**
**dehnoobshow rolls Noctowl**
**dehnoobshow rolls Garbodor**
**dehnoobshow rolls Beedrill**
**dehnoobshow rolls Omanyte**
#494 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #495 to #494 - dehnoobshow (11/08/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow peeps**

(I forgot how it works)
User avatar #496 to #495 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
**dndxplain rapes him**
User avatar #497 to #496 - dehnoobshow (11/08/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow likes it**
#490 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
#491 to #490 - dehnoobshow (09/27/2014) [-]
Here will have to do.
#479 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
#486 to #479 - dehnoobshow (09/27/2014) [-]
Found the image I wanted to use when I saw this image.
#480 to #479 - dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
User avatar #481 to #480 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
it's a dude
you could play him
in a pathfinder game
User avatar #482 to #481 - dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-]
I don't want to play him, I want to **** him. Entirely different process.
User avatar #483 to #482 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
someone evidently wants a spanking
User avatar #484 to #483 - dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-]
The don't show me such sexy men ;_;
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