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Don't go for women. femboys won't key your car and try to run you over after a breakup.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, PS2, N64, SNES
Video Games Played: Skoowim, Teeefftoo, Dentes Unfurno
X-box Gamertag: Campin Creeper
Interests: Sleep, Food, Dominant people, Being Submissive
Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:in a pizzeria
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Someone once told me I was childish. Well sucks to be them they aren't allowed in my pillow fort.

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#65 - 20 years later K-Pop is nonexistent and you starve to death. gg  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Will you K-Pop? +5
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#80 - centifolia (01/10/2016) [-]
$100,000 a week in 20 years is equivalent to $96000000
At that point, you already have enough money to buy an entire music genre or revive one. So no.
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#82 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
If you save the money and not waste it on dakimuras and sex dolls.
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#84 - centifolia (01/10/2016) [-]
Well, you only need to spend $500 every month to pay some random hippies to play an old/dead music genre.
You still have like $399,500 left to spare, monthly.
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#99 - captainbarnaby (01/10/2016) [-]
Couldn't you just... Listen to the same song over and over for the rest of your life?
#66 - Your favorite animu is ***** . But in honesty, it's …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on "I want a yandere GF" 0
#67 - crankii (01/10/2016) [-]
It's true and that's what i enjoyed about it, my favorite is Steins;Gate though.
#63 - Highschool of the Dead. Excepted a dank zombie anime with …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on "I want a yandere GF" 0
#65 - crankii (01/10/2016) [-]
B.. But i like Highschool of the Dead.
Anyway, my first was Lucky Star, yes i'm that kind of person.
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#66 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
Your favorite animu is shite.
But in honesty, it's because there was no story. Everything revolved around the female characters breasts. Oh, she's gonna kill a lot of zombies with her sword. Let's have a slow mo shot where her tits are flopping around.

Girl wants to be the MC's love interest. Refuses to save them if he doesn't hug/grab her tits.

nigga.
#67 - crankii (01/10/2016) [-]
It's true and that's what i enjoyed about it, my favorite is Steins;Gate though.
#64 - meroune (01/10/2016) [-]
When tragedy calls, I shall appear!
#61 - I remember Omamori Himari. My second anime/manga. Thir…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2016 on "I want a yandere GF" +1
#62 - crankii (01/10/2016) [-]
Telling us your second and third manga/anime but not the first
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#63 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
Highschool of the Dead.
Excepted a dank zombie anime with highschoolers.
Instead got H cup tits and the source of my love triangle fetish.
I didn't mention it because it's shit. I got more satisfaction from No More Room in Hell (Game) than with that anime.

In ways, I'm like meroune. Minus the death parts.
#65 - crankii (01/10/2016) [-]
B.. But i like Highschool of the Dead.
Anyway, my first was Lucky Star, yes i'm that kind of person.
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#66 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
Your favorite animu is shite.
But in honesty, it's because there was no story. Everything revolved around the female characters breasts. Oh, she's gonna kill a lot of zombies with her sword. Let's have a slow mo shot where her tits are flopping around.

Girl wants to be the MC's love interest. Refuses to save them if he doesn't hug/grab her tits.

nigga.
#67 - crankii (01/10/2016) [-]
It's true and that's what i enjoyed about it, my favorite is Steins;Gate though.
#64 - meroune (01/10/2016) [-]
When tragedy calls, I shall appear!
#29 - She must be really feeling it then.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Super hero sex lives +10
#43 - overlordnick (01/10/2016) [-]
I don't know where this came from, but I like to assume it was xenoblade hentai.
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#90 - metacobalion (01/10/2016) [-]
He says it every couple of seconds in combat.
#30 - selfdestructo (01/10/2016) [-]
lord knows i am
#31 - ogthegreat (01/10/2016) [-]
Ayyy, you get it.
#292 - ****** what did I just ******* tell you. 01/10/2016 on Fuuuuck +4
#290 - My only form of comfort was the thought that it's not happenin…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Fuuuuck 0
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#291 - kyrozor (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm sorry mate.

It's a week old.
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#292 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
Nigger what did I just fucking tell you.
#10 - "TF2" I thought you meant the chat. 01/10/2016 on old memes +1
#8 - I realize you meant the absolutely barbaric part. Apologies.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on old memes 0
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#9 - Rhitman (01/10/2016) [-]
What was your first comment? Lol
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#10 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
"TF2"
I thought you meant the chat.
#7 - Comment deleted 01/10/2016 on old memes 0
#110 - That spot is already taken. 01/10/2016 on WRKD 0
#17 - She-hulk.  [+] (6 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Super hero sex lives +5
#28 - ogthegreat (01/10/2016) [-]
Or Shulk for short.
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#29 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
She must be really feeling it then.
#43 - overlordnick (01/10/2016) [-]
I don't know where this came from, but I like to assume it was xenoblade hentai.
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#90 - metacobalion (01/10/2016) [-]
He says it every couple of seconds in combat.
#30 - selfdestructo (01/10/2016) [-]
lord knows i am
#31 - ogthegreat (01/10/2016) [-]
Ayyy, you get it.
#75 - Warning there's a lot of homo going on now But unfortunate…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on WRKD 0
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#106 - ponyfcker (01/10/2016) [-]
well i'd like to make a reservation. See you tuesday and 9:30
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#110 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
That spot is already taken.
#58 - Archer is my favorite anime 01/10/2016 on First experience with Hentai 0
#55 - I'm 5'9. True I would like a boyfriendwhere I can rest my head…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/10/2016 on WRKD +3
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#103 - ogthegreat (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm 5'8 and some change. Idk, it'd be kind of cure resting your head on my head IMO
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#64 - ponyfcker (01/10/2016) [-]
ayy babay u wan sum fuk?
#102 - ogthegreat (01/10/2016) [-]
Too strong my nigga. Too strong.
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#75 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
Warning there's a lot of homo going on now
But unfortunately for you. My ass has a reservation.
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#106 - ponyfcker (01/10/2016) [-]
well i'd like to make a reservation. See you tuesday and 9:30
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#110 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
That spot is already taken.
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#65 - ponyfcker (01/10/2016) [-]
tfw no amazon gf
#13 - Yanderes are delusional. They will eliminate anything that… 01/10/2016 on "I want a yandere GF" +3
#95 - I never got drunk. Like piss wasted ******* drunk. …  [+] (5 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Fuuuuck +26
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#445 - erotictentacle (01/10/2016) [-]
Im not sure if getting shitfaced is a good idea when you're raging.
You never know what you'll do and you wake up with a torn shirt and blood over your clothes.

Its not that fun....
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#286 - kyrozor (01/10/2016) [-]
Alcohol is not actually a bad idea right now to be honest.

I'm in the same boat mate, it's not even happening to me or anyone I know and it's making me legit very very fucking angry.
Just the thought of it all, and it's in UK and probably very real too.
Everything about it just brings my piss to a boil.
Fuck.
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#290 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
My only form of comfort was the thought that it's not happening now, that it's old.
Don't come back and tell me the year it was written. I want to keep my illusions.
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#291 - kyrozor (01/10/2016) [-]
I'm sorry mate.

It's a week old.
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#292 - dehnoobshow (01/10/2016) [-]
Nigger what did I just fucking tell you.
#22 - Some guys find fat ***** hot. My point being every …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on First experience with Hentai +1
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#35 - erotictentacle (01/09/2016) [-]
Women can have that done artificially in a lab
#20 - Well she pretty much had to at least at one point to have a child  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2016 on First experience with Hentai 0
#21 - warlordstuart (01/09/2016) [-]
case in point?
#43 - humpydumpy (01/10/2016) [-]
OMG it's the fucking hambeast... I thought she died. Didn't, like, some bacon dislodge in her artery causing massive heart failure? I also heard that she had a really rare blood-type and the doctors weren't able to find enough Country Crock Gravy to give her a much needed blood/gravy transfusion.
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#22 - dehnoobshow (01/09/2016) [-]
Some guys find fat fucks hot.
My point being every mother had to be attractive for someone at one point to have a child
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#35 - erotictentacle (01/09/2016) [-]
Women can have that done artificially in a lab
#31 - He may be gay. But we all know he's the dom. 01/09/2016 on Crucial information 0
#22 - Allow me to be another faggot and say that you're very hot.  [+] (4 new replies) 01/09/2016 on war on dads +18
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#41 - therockofshame (01/09/2016) [-]
sexual harassment in the workplace The full version is better.
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#70 - therockofshame (01/10/2016) [-]
My favorite part is that it implies saying "Smells like vagina in here" was common practice a long time ago.
#26 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
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#23 - tazze (01/09/2016) [-]
y-you too
#32 - You dirty brother killer 01/09/2016 on Mahou Shoujo Revy +2
#26 - I don't understand wanting to constantly disrespect opponents.…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on Unreal Disrespect 0
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#112 - Visual (01/10/2016) [-]
Because it makes for fun clips to watch
#27 - I know no one around me at all. Not even one. I do me …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/09/2016 on Neighbour +4
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#29 - yudodat (01/09/2016) [-]
But wouldn't it be better if you did them and they did you?
#32 - anon (01/09/2016) [-]
Nah, my neighbors use to call the cops on my fam all the time for small shit like my bros friend parked in front of OUR house at 2 am. Suspicous they said. But then again their a bunch of pussies and I ended up beating up their son.
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#37 - yudodat (01/09/2016) [-]
i meant neighborhood orgies
#43 - He point was it's alright to let gogo open up pickle jars. 01/09/2016 on Bomango - 23 0

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User avatar #227 - plataeiou (03/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
stickied by dehnoobshow
So...Teh-I MEAN DEHnoobshow....
Bob?
#601 - dehnoobshow (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't know why I made this, dndxplain.
User avatar #596 - dehnoobshow (07/29/2015) [-]
comicexplain, sorry to summon you out-of-thread. But I woke up this morning asking myself this.
What happened to my Father's favorite Character, Spawn? Is he in a company that just doesn't do things anymore, or is he canon dead and will never be heard from again?
User avatar #597 to #596 - comicexplain (07/29/2015) [-]
Gosh, Spawn. I -love- Spawn, and wish his series would stick around a bit longer on the screen! As for the character himself, he's been through so much over the years. Killing Satan, taking over Hell, killing angels, killing God, his children end up being God and the Devil, he has to re-kill them, before becoming God himself... Really, there's just so much lore to go through!

Spawn miscarries his and Wandas child, who becomes a new Hellspawn after washing herself in virgin blood to age to her prime, and after sealing her, decides to pass into a new dimension to reborn into a new weapon - One against both Heaven and Hell!
User avatar #598 to #597 - dehnoobshow (07/30/2015) [-]
I probably didn't understand, but I will clarify, if you did understand, then apologies.
I meant, why haven't we been hearing about him? Are no more comics being made? Or is it because passing into a new dimension is their form of story end forever?
Because with all the alternate universes ******** they pull, I would expect one where Spawn still stays there.
User avatar #599 to #598 - comicexplain (07/30/2015) [-]
Spawn isn't touched upon much in the public view anymore. However...

www.spawn.com/comics/

I think you and your father might like this! McFarlane threw all his comics onto her, and some are still being pushed around.
User avatar #595 - darealsnooki (07/16/2015) [-]
I found a thread in which you showed that you have knowledge of WWE.

I'm just here to let you know that FJ has its own wrestling promotion now, in which numbers are rolled, and championships are won.

Also, we have the King of the Roll tournament. A tournament in which the winner receives $20 in Steam.

Lemme know if you're interested
#594 - tranquilizer (06/21/2015) [-]
I got you a present
#592 - anon (05/12/2015) [-]
You're a stupid slut. How many dicks did you suck yet?
User avatar #582 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #584 to #583 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Good Evening Hello.
#585 to #584 - dehnoobshow (04/30/2015) [-]
There is no way to say this without sounding rude, so I apologize in advance.
What do you want?
User avatar #586 to #585 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Nothing

Just to say hi see what's up.
#587 to #586 - dehnoobshow (04/30/2015) [-]
Well think of this situation and the reason it can lead to my confusion.
1- I am pretty sure we have never really talked, so I am not familiar with who you are. Chances are, we did, and I forgot
2- To simply say "boop" as a conversation started is odd, considering the above mentioned statement. It signals familiarity with each other, to which, I repeat, either do not remember, or am sure it is not present.
3- I am not doing anything specific, in case you were wondering.
User avatar #588 to #587 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Neither am I and I know you aren't doing anything specific

wanna know how I know that?

You're on FJ
User avatar #589 to #588 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
**** off.
#568 - dehnoobshow (03/12/2015) [-]
dndxplain I realized I'm like a teenage white girl.
#552 - dehnoobshow (02/28/2015) [-]
dndxplain. Since I look like a complete asshole when I do it on your profile.
I know we already had this kind of image, but this one's better.
User avatar #553 to #552 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
#531 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #600 to #531 - dehnoobshow (11/06/2015) [-]
It's gonna expire in two months :C
User avatar #535 to #531 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
Also, thingexplain why the **** did you not do this yourself?
User avatar #536 to #535 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
he's jokexplain now
User avatar #537 to #536 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
jokexplain pepsi'd? Or is it the same guy doing two things?
User avatar #538 to #537 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
I'm thingexplain and I took over jokexplain and I made this as a favor to dndxplain
User avatar #539 to #538 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
So he owes you or you ****** up at one point and now the debt is settled.
User avatar #540 to #539 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
There's no owing involved, lol. It made two people happy. That's all that matters. You crazy kids have a good time now. ;) If I had a sub that was on FJ you can bet your ass she'd be getting a similar one from me.
#541 to #540 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
#532 to #531 - dehnoobshow (02/14/2015) [-]
B-But my birthday's in 4 months
B-But my birthday's in 4 months
User avatar #533 to #532 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #534 to #533 - dehnoobshow (02/14/2015) [-]
I displayed it for everyone to see.
User avatar #530 - dehnoobshow (02/04/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls 12**
#525 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...   
   
Do I know you?
My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...

Do I know you?
User avatar #526 to #525 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2015) [-]
Nah, her name is Laurie-Ann
Seriously written like that. Unless your French, you don't know me.
User avatar #527 to #526 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
That's fine then, I actually got concerned that someone I know comes on here.
User avatar #528 to #527 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2015) [-]
If someone I knew was on FJ. I would have to **** 'em.
User avatar #565 to #528 - dndxplain ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
excuse you?
User avatar #566 to #565 - dehnoobshow (03/11/2015) [-]
It's a little something called a joke.
User avatar #567 to #566 - dndxplain ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
should you have made that sort of joke?
User avatar #529 to #528 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
I'd have to make sure they never speak of the things they have seen.
#509 - acaivy (01/04/2015) [-]
why are you a homo
#510 to #509 - dehnoobshow (01/04/2015) [-]
Because not being gay is gay
#511 to #510 - acaivy (01/04/2015) [-]
rei > asska
#520 to #511 - Rei ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Damn right ************
#521 to #520 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
give pic with long hair rei
User avatar #524 to #523 - Rei ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Well rei is hot in general
#512 to #511 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2015) [-]
Thank you for telling me who this is.
#513 to #512 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
why can't you rei
User avatar #514 to #513 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2015) [-]
Because I'm not a weeb because I never watched Evangelion.
#515 to #514 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
why would you asuka while you don't know how bitchy she acts
User avatar #516 to #515 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2015) [-]
"because I never watched Evangelion"
Kind of. Y'know. Explains everything there.

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User avatar #517 to #516 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
you just like gingers
#519 to #518 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
i like gingers too
User avatar #507 - dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll cah question*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls _ would be woefully incomplete without _.**
User avatar #508 to #507 - dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.**
**dehnoobshow rolls Survivor's guilt.**
User avatar #504 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
this profile color pains me
User avatar #505 to #504 - dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-]
Going for the old Windows feel.
And again, as you can see.
I really love red.
User avatar #506 to #505 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
can it be a shade of red that doesn't bludgeon my eye sockets
User avatar #503 - dehnoobshow (12/14/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, faggots*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
User avatar #502 - dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Honedge**
User avatar #500 - dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Hitmonlee**
**dehnoobshow rolls Turtwig**
**dehnoobshow rolls Emolga**
**dehnoobshow rolls Qwilfish**
**dehnoobshow rolls Pignite**
**dehnoobshow rolls Nidoran**
User avatar #501 to #500 - dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Herdier**
**dehnoobshow rolls Kadabra**
**dehnoobshow rolls Noctowl**
**dehnoobshow rolls Garbodor**
**dehnoobshow rolls Beedrill**
**dehnoobshow rolls Omanyte**
#494 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #495 to #494 - dehnoobshow (11/08/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow peeps**

(I forgot how it works)
User avatar #496 to #495 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
**dndxplain rapes him**
User avatar #497 to #496 - dehnoobshow (11/08/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow likes it**
#490 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
#491 to #490 - dehnoobshow (09/27/2014) [-]
Here will have to do.
#479 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
#486 to #479 - dehnoobshow (09/27/2014) [-]
Found the image I wanted to use when I saw this image.
#480 to #479 - dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
User avatar #481 to #480 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
it's a dude
you could play him
in a pathfinder game
User avatar #482 to #481 - dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-]
I don't want to play him, I want to **** him. Entirely different process.
User avatar #483 to #482 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
someone evidently wants a spanking
User avatar #484 to #483 - dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-]
The don't show me such sexy men ;_;
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