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Don't go for women. femboys won't key your car and try to run you over after a breakup.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, PS2, N64, SNES
Video Games Played: Skoowim, Teeefftoo, Dentes Unfurno
X-box Gamertag: Campin Creeper
Interests: Sleep, Food, Dominant people, Being Submissive
Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:in a pizzeria
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Someone once told me I was childish. Well sucks to be them they aren't allowed in my pillow fort.

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#29 - **dehnoobshow rolls 13**  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Muffins 0
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#30 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow rolls 203**
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#31 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow rolls 4,875**
Now good, I say, good day.
#64 - [X] Rekt [X] Tyrannosaurus Rekt [X] New Rektord [X… 07/20/2014 on Alcohol vs. Marijuana 0
#43 - that's kinda hot. 07/20/2014 on Retail Pick-Up Lines +6
#49 - Both and none. 07/20/2014 on The description is a lie 0
#48 - I killed Nazir. 07/20/2014 on The description is a lie 0
#196 - How I love subtle humor. 07/20/2014 on See Description 0
#48 - That last drawing reminds me of Cerea.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/20/2014 on drawings of selfies +2
#64 - kibi (07/20/2014) [-]
yfw

Who am I kidding, everyone's fw
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#62 - bagpipe (07/20/2014) [-]
who
#65 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
Centorea Shianus
Also known as best girl.
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#66 - bagpipe (07/20/2014) [-]
you guys are into some crazy shit
#69 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
Well, your choice.
Lamia, Harpy, or Centaur.
#59 - anon (07/20/2014) [-]
Look at her fucking face. Just look at her fucking face.
"Holy shit, this carrot is fucking amazing."
#58 - anon (07/20/2014) [-]
#250 - You open any game purchased from steam and it opens steam to l… 07/20/2014 on Too poor for watercooling 0
#248 - In case you didn't know, you open TF2, it opens steam automati…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Too poor for watercooling 0
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#249 - trolljunkusa (07/20/2014) [-]
I dont play TF2 anymore so idk
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#250 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
You open any game purchased from steam and it opens steam to log you in for all your data.
So that's the thing.
Either find a way to open a game and have no data every time you play it, or git gud and open steam.
#76 - Because white past equals slavers. So it's like saying &qu… 07/20/2014 on Slavery -3
#232 - It's literally my only access to TF2, NMRiH, Gmod and Fallout:…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/20/2014 on Too poor for watercooling 0
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#246 - trolljunkusa (07/20/2014) [-]
You know you can just make an icon and open those games directly from your desktop, right?
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#248 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
In case you didn't know, you open TF2, it opens steam automatically, and therefore the starting time is slower.
However on my computer, it doesn't make any difference. My point was if it's bloatware but it gives me nice shit, I have nothing to complain about.
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#249 - trolljunkusa (07/20/2014) [-]
I dont play TF2 anymore so idk
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#250 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
You open any game purchased from steam and it opens steam to log you in for all your data.
So that's the thing.
Either find a way to open a game and have no data every time you play it, or git gud and open steam.
#85 - Access to the endangerment people who aren't me That phras… 07/20/2014 on and i'm just here posting... 0
#266359 - You were expecting to roll rei, but it was me! dehnoobshow! 07/20/2014 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL +2
#48 - Stop posting comments about things being old, the whole deal i… 07/20/2014 on Kajiit has wares if you has... 0
#53 - I. Am the most sorry I can.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on Isocyanate + Polyol +14
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#81 - keltainenlumi (07/20/2014) [-]
So not very?
#29 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2014 on 10 / 10 This game is on point 0
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#40 - She's a Teenage girl, she don't know **** . 07/20/2014 on Sometimes I Forget Why I... 0
#39 - Hello fellow Non-twitter. Small world. 07/20/2014 on Sometimes I Forget Why I... +1
#68 - And know what's a kick in the quad? Is that we only have knowl… 07/20/2014 on The Universe to Scale 0
#41 - Don't get me wrong, I don't want to start a ********* , …  [+] (2 new replies) 07/20/2014 on The Universe to Scale +1
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#46 - theluppijackal (07/20/2014) [-]
**theluppijackal shrugs**
it's okay. I do remember reading some where that it was possible that the so called 'laws' of physics applied differently elsewhere in the universe. It was noted to be unlikely though, I think.
I know for certain that the elements are the smae throughout the universe [to my understanding]
but who knows, there's a planet that's burning ice. You're right. Everything is possible.
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#69 - kerfufflemachtwo (07/20/2014) [-]
Another thing to consider is maybe those giant creatures have multiple brains.

Plus, a lot of reactions in humans don't actually get done by the brain. They get done by the spine. Maybe the giant creatures have expanded on that system more.
#34 - We determined speed of light from our planet and solar system,…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/19/2014 on The Universe to Scale +1
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#73 - leightonsolomon (07/20/2014) [-]
Youre getting solar system confused with universe, or possibly galaxy. We know for a fact the laws of physics are the same in all solar systems in the milky way. But youre right, if the multiverse is true, anything and everything is possible.
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#38 - theluppijackal (07/19/2014) [-]
I've honestly had 4 or 5 debates in the past 24 hours about really serious topics so I'm totally drained.
I just like to believe that the laws of physics are exactly that, laws and apply universally.
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#41 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I don't want to start a shitstorm, you believe what you want to, and I believe what I want to. We both don't have any facts to support our claims.
Some poeple prefer safety over fantasy.
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#46 - theluppijackal (07/20/2014) [-]
**theluppijackal shrugs**
it's okay. I do remember reading some where that it was possible that the so called 'laws' of physics applied differently elsewhere in the universe. It was noted to be unlikely though, I think.
I know for certain that the elements are the smae throughout the universe [to my understanding]
but who knows, there's a planet that's burning ice. You're right. Everything is possible.
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#69 - kerfufflemachtwo (07/20/2014) [-]
Another thing to consider is maybe those giant creatures have multiple brains.

Plus, a lot of reactions in humans don't actually get done by the brain. They get done by the spine. Maybe the giant creatures have expanded on that system more.
#61 - Then look at what I drew for you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/19/2014 on ms paint +2
#63 - mutzaki (07/19/2014) [-]
You didn't have to
#28 - Different Solar systems, different adaptations. Maybe thei…  [+] (9 new replies) 07/19/2014 on The Universe to Scale +1
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#62 - demd (07/20/2014) [-]
New laws of physics would require a new universe. Gravity would be stronger on a bigger planet, but that's all I see being different (that and radiation from the sun)
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#68 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
And know what's a kick in the quad? Is that we only have knowlege of the "Known universe"
What about further out?
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#33 - theluppijackal (07/19/2014) [-]
Not really. speed of light is a universal speed limit. And I was being generous by giving them speed of light reaction since electrical signals don't travel that fast.
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#34 - dehnoobshow (07/19/2014) [-]
We determined speed of light from our planet and solar system, frankly, we have no real confirmation that every single planet in the known universe follows those same laws of physics. Hell, there could be a world where Elephants are light and Feathers are heavy as shit.

I'm not saying it's 100% that any new world will have different mechanics, so to speak, but we can't confirm that absolutely every single galaxy and star system works the same way it does here.
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#73 - leightonsolomon (07/20/2014) [-]
Youre getting solar system confused with universe, or possibly galaxy. We know for a fact the laws of physics are the same in all solar systems in the milky way. But youre right, if the multiverse is true, anything and everything is possible.
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#38 - theluppijackal (07/19/2014) [-]
I've honestly had 4 or 5 debates in the past 24 hours about really serious topics so I'm totally drained.
I just like to believe that the laws of physics are exactly that, laws and apply universally.
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#41 - dehnoobshow (07/20/2014) [-]
Don't get me wrong, I don't want to start a shitstorm, you believe what you want to, and I believe what I want to. We both don't have any facts to support our claims.
Some poeple prefer safety over fantasy.
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#46 - theluppijackal (07/20/2014) [-]
**theluppijackal shrugs**
it's okay. I do remember reading some where that it was possible that the so called 'laws' of physics applied differently elsewhere in the universe. It was noted to be unlikely though, I think.
I know for certain that the elements are the smae throughout the universe [to my understanding]
but who knows, there's a planet that's burning ice. You're right. Everything is possible.
User avatar
#69 - kerfufflemachtwo (07/20/2014) [-]
Another thing to consider is maybe those giant creatures have multiple brains.

Plus, a lot of reactions in humans don't actually get done by the brain. They get done by the spine. Maybe the giant creatures have expanded on that system more.
#56 - The only **** that's worth saving regularly is my Skyrim saves. 07/19/2014 on ms paint +1

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User avatar #227 - plataeiou (03/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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So...Teh-I MEAN DEHnoobshow....
Bob?
#601 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't know why I made this, dndxplain.
User avatar #596 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
comicexplain, sorry to summon you out-of-thread. But I woke up this morning asking myself this.
What happened to my Father's favorite Character, Spawn? Is he in a company that just doesn't do things anymore, or is he canon dead and will never be heard from again?
User avatar #597 to #596 - comicexplain (07/29/2015) [-]
Gosh, Spawn. I -love- Spawn, and wish his series would stick around a bit longer on the screen! As for the character himself, he's been through so much over the years. Killing Satan, taking over Hell, killing angels, killing God, his children end up being God and the Devil, he has to re-kill them, before becoming God himself... Really, there's just so much lore to go through!

Spawn miscarries his and Wandas child, who becomes a new Hellspawn after washing herself in virgin blood to age to her prime, and after sealing her, decides to pass into a new dimension to reborn into a new weapon - One against both Heaven and Hell!
User avatar #598 to #597 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
I probably didn't understand, but I will clarify, if you did understand, then apologies.
I meant, why haven't we been hearing about him? Are no more comics being made? Or is it because passing into a new dimension is their form of story end forever?
Because with all the alternate universes ******** they pull, I would expect one where Spawn still stays there.
User avatar #599 to #598 - comicexplain (07/30/2015) [-]
Spawn isn't touched upon much in the public view anymore. However...

www.spawn.com/comics/

I think you and your father might like this! McFarlane threw all his comics onto her, and some are still being pushed around.
User avatar #595 - darealsnooki (07/16/2015) [-]
I found a thread in which you showed that you have knowledge of WWE.

I'm just here to let you know that FJ has its own wrestling promotion now, in which numbers are rolled, and championships are won.

Also, we have the King of the Roll tournament. A tournament in which the winner receives $20 in Steam.

Lemme know if you're interested
#594 - tranquilizer (06/21/2015) [-]
I got you a present
#592 - anon (05/12/2015) [-]
You're a stupid slut. How many dicks did you suck yet?
User avatar #582 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #584 to #583 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Good Evening Hello.
#585 to #584 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
There is no way to say this without sounding rude, so I apologize in advance.
What do you want?
User avatar #586 to #585 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Nothing

Just to say hi see what's up.
#587 to #586 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Well think of this situation and the reason it can lead to my confusion.
1- I am pretty sure we have never really talked, so I am not familiar with who you are. Chances are, we did, and I forgot
2- To simply say "boop" as a conversation started is odd, considering the above mentioned statement. It signals familiarity with each other, to which, I repeat, either do not remember, or am sure it is not present.
3- I am not doing anything specific, in case you were wondering.
User avatar #588 to #587 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Neither am I and I know you aren't doing anything specific

wanna know how I know that?

You're on FJ
User avatar #589 to #588 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
**** off.
#568 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
dndxplain I realized I'm like a teenage white girl.
#552 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
dndxplain. Since I look like a complete asshole when I do it on your profile.
I know we already had this kind of image, but this one's better.
User avatar #553 to #552 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
#531 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #600 to #531 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
It's gonna expire in two months :C
User avatar #535 to #531 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Also, thingexplain why the **** did you not do this yourself?
User avatar #536 to #535 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
he's jokexplain now
User avatar #537 to #536 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
jokexplain pepsi'd? Or is it the same guy doing two things?
User avatar #538 to #537 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
I'm thingexplain and I took over jokexplain and I made this as a favor to dndxplain
User avatar #539 to #538 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
So he owes you or you ****** up at one point and now the debt is settled.
User avatar #540 to #539 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
There's no owing involved, lol. It made two people happy. That's all that matters. You crazy kids have a good time now. ;) If I had a sub that was on FJ you can bet your ass she'd be getting a similar one from me.
#541 to #540 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
#532 to #531 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
B-But my birthday's in 4 months
B-But my birthday's in 4 months
User avatar #533 to #532 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #534 to #533 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
I displayed it for everyone to see.
User avatar #530 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/04/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls 12**
#525 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...   
   
Do I know you?
My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...

Do I know you?
User avatar #526 to #525 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Nah, her name is Laurie-Ann
Seriously written like that. Unless your French, you don't know me.
User avatar #527 to #526 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
That's fine then, I actually got concerned that someone I know comes on here.
User avatar #528 to #527 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
If someone I knew was on FJ. I would have to **** 'em.
User avatar #565 to #528 - dndxplain ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
excuse you?
User avatar #566 to #565 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
It's a little something called a joke.
User avatar #567 to #566 - dndxplain ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
should you have made that sort of joke?
User avatar #529 to #528 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
I'd have to make sure they never speak of the things they have seen.
#509 - acaivy (01/04/2015) [-]
why are you a homo
#510 to #509 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Because not being gay is gay
#511 to #510 - acaivy (01/04/2015) [-]
rei > asska
#520 to #511 - Rei ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Damn right ************
#521 to #520 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
give pic with long hair rei
User avatar #524 to #523 - Rei ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Well rei is hot in general
#512 to #511 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Thank you for telling me who this is.
#513 to #512 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
why can't you rei
User avatar #514 to #513 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Because I'm not a weeb because I never watched Evangelion.
#515 to #514 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
why would you asuka while you don't know how bitchy she acts
User avatar #516 to #515 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
"because I never watched Evangelion"
Kind of. Y'know. Explains everything there.

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User avatar #517 to #516 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
you just like gingers
#519 to #518 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
i like gingers too
User avatar #507 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll cah question*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls _ would be woefully incomplete without _.**
User avatar #508 to #507 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.**
**dehnoobshow rolls Survivor's guilt.**
User avatar #504 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
this profile color pains me
User avatar #505 to #504 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
Going for the old Windows feel.
And again, as you can see.
I really love red.
User avatar #506 to #505 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
can it be a shade of red that doesn't bludgeon my eye sockets
User avatar #503 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, faggots*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
User avatar #502 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Honedge**
User avatar #500 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Hitmonlee**
**dehnoobshow rolls Turtwig**
**dehnoobshow rolls Emolga**
**dehnoobshow rolls Qwilfish**
**dehnoobshow rolls Pignite**
**dehnoobshow rolls Nidoran**
User avatar #501 to #500 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Herdier**
**dehnoobshow rolls Kadabra**
**dehnoobshow rolls Noctowl**
**dehnoobshow rolls Garbodor**
**dehnoobshow rolls Beedrill**
**dehnoobshow rolls Omanyte**
#494 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #495 to #494 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow peeps**

(I forgot how it works)
User avatar #496 to #495 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
**dndxplain rapes him**
User avatar #497 to #496 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow likes it**
#490 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
#491 to #490 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Here will have to do.
#479 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
#486 to #479 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Found the image I wanted to use when I saw this image.
#480 to #479 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
User avatar #481 to #480 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
it's a dude
you could play him
in a pathfinder game
User avatar #482 to #481 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
I don't want to play him, I want to **** him. Entirely different process.
User avatar #483 to #482 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
someone evidently wants a spanking
User avatar #484 to #483 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
The don't show me such sexy men ;_;
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