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| Gender: | male |
| Age: | 18 |
| Consoles Owned: | Xbox 360, PC, PS2, N64, SNES |
| Video Games Played: | Skoowim, Teeefftoo, Dentes Unfurno |
| X-box Gamertag: | Campin Creeper |
| Interests: | Sleep, Food, Dominant people, Being Submissive |
| Date Signed Up: | 8/09/2012 |
| Last Login: | 1/13/2016 |
| Location: | in a pizzeria |
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Someone once told me I was childish. Well sucks to be them they aren't allowed in my pillow fort.
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| #103 - Hello. It's now morning. You have a few areas cor… | 7 hours ago on dad, meet my bf Tyreze | +1 |
| #20 - I am aware being from Quebec. I was just bothered by the t… [+] (1 new reply) | 17 hours ago on 10/10, would watch | +3 |
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| #32 - I'm gonna skeedadle the **** out of there and let my pa… [+] (6 new replies) | 17 hours ago on dad, meet my bf Tyreze | 0 |
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windlordvaati (14 hours ago) [-] He's a homosexual man that drifts to "icky" heterosexual copulation, and yes, hes autistic. Are you the partner. And I still don't understand, he says his boyfriend wants girls, wouldn't that mean his boyfriend would be the one drifting to girls, not him? #66 -
windlordvaati (14 hours ago) [-] No, I just happen to speak Euphoria. I think he's saying he can't think about hetero's (his daughter and the black guy) without automatically thinking about their sex, which he finds humorous and icky. His partner wanting a girl (as in daughter) is really immaterial. dehnoobshow can correct me once he learns to speak English and not use words like "skedaddle." Hello. It's now morning. You have a few areas correct. You are correct about me imagining sex everytime someone shows up and says they're going out. But I won't be uncomfortable because it's "icky" but because it's my daughter I'll be imagining naked getting her ass rammed. So therefore I would have to leave the room, get my boyfriend (As I mentionned would possible be her actual father, because of a long story BDSM relationship master/pet and he can have more than one pet.) to deal with the situation. As I would, as I repeat once more, be uncomfortable about having the mental image of the person I call my daughter getting fucked in the ass. Another reason why I would be uncomfortable is because I don't want our children to be submissive. Many things bother me of that situation. Just not the "lol niggers" reason of /pol/ | ||
| #22 - Get uncomfortable due to my brain going instantly to imagining… [+] (8 new replies) | 19 hours ago on dad, meet my bf Tyreze | +3 |
| I'm gonna skeedadle the fuck out of there and let my partner deal with it because my brain goes to no no places. #61 -
windlordvaati (14 hours ago) [-] He's a homosexual man that drifts to "icky" heterosexual copulation, and yes, hes autistic. Are you the partner. And I still don't understand, he says his boyfriend wants girls, wouldn't that mean his boyfriend would be the one drifting to girls, not him? #66 -
windlordvaati (14 hours ago) [-] No, I just happen to speak Euphoria. I think he's saying he can't think about hetero's (his daughter and the black guy) without automatically thinking about their sex, which he finds humorous and icky. His partner wanting a girl (as in daughter) is really immaterial. dehnoobshow can correct me once he learns to speak English and not use words like "skedaddle." Hello. It's now morning. You have a few areas correct. You are correct about me imagining sex everytime someone shows up and says they're going out. But I won't be uncomfortable because it's "icky" but because it's my daughter I'll be imagining naked getting her ass rammed. So therefore I would have to leave the room, get my boyfriend (As I mentionned would possible be her actual father, because of a long story BDSM relationship master/pet and he can have more than one pet.) to deal with the situation. As I would, as I repeat once more, be uncomfortable about having the mental image of the person I call my daughter getting fucked in the ass. Another reason why I would be uncomfortable is because I don't want our children to be submissive. Many things bother me of that situation. Just not the "lol niggers" reason of /pol/ | ||
| #12 - Doesn't Crême just simply mean cream? Like. Je voudra… [+] (3 new replies) | 19 hours ago on 10/10, would watch | +5 |
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idkwhattonamethis (17 hours ago) [-] The difference is Fraiche vs Fraise Fraise is strawburreh I am aware being from Quebec. I was just bothered by the translation of "Cream" to "sauce" | ||
| #15 - Maybe because the game probably had issues after a certain dis… [+] (4 new replies) | 19 hours ago on Skiing accident | +24 |
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anon (19 hours ago) [-] Not sure about this. It's probably because it goes on forever and there are no real obstacles that prevent you from going further indefinitely and the game needed an "end" #30 -
anon (15 hours ago) [-] Yeah, but the game start spawning more of them. Never made it past two. | ||
| #62 - Omlette au fromage. | 19 hours ago on People Are People Where... | 0 |
| #56 - St-Hyacinthe, Quebec. [+] (2 new replies) | 19 hours ago on People Are People Where... | 0 |
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| #55 - Someone didn't read the znoflats comic. | 20 hours ago on happens to me all the time | +1 |
| #47 - ***** you know I'm gayer than a christmas tree. [+] (3 new replies) | 21 hours ago on happens to me all the time | +8 |
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| #44 - You made this better for me. [+] (5 new replies) | 21 hours ago on happens to me all the time | +2 |
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| #160 - "Guys this story where I ****** this girl for an h… [+] (1 new reply) | 21 hours ago on It'll pay off in the end... | 0 |
| #69 - Well I mean. It's kind of needed if you don't want thousan… | 21 hours ago on Gus n' Al Episode 2 | 0 |
| #39 - As a person with an army uniform fetish... … | 21 hours ago on Little girl didn't want to... | +3 |
| #38 - Officers are humans too. If he instantly went to how he wa… | 21 hours ago on Little girl didn't want to... | +4 |
| #47 - Don't **** around ***** we all know you asians a… [+] (1 new reply) | 21 hours ago on Master sword injuries | +4 |
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xgeneration (21 hours ago) [-] **xgeneration used "*roll picture*"** **xgeneration rolled image** i dindu nuffin i go to the temple n shit im a good kid straight A on my tests imma be a doctor too free me | ||
| #26 - It wasn't the first time he did that. He was running at me, if… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Master sword injuries | +5 |
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| #23 - And if the law is like school, the guy holding the sword is in… [+] (7 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Master sword injuries | +3 |
| Similar thing happened to me 2 nig nogs pushing me around on a staircase for no apparent reason at all other than I'm Asian. One of them trip on their own shoelace and fell down the staircase, the other one tried to punch me but misses and throw himself down with his own force Suspended for 3 days for violent and being racist Don't fuck around nigga we all know you asians are masters of martial arts If you couldn't guess it was a joke what I just said. #48 -
xgeneration (21 hours ago) [-] **xgeneration used "*roll picture*"** **xgeneration rolled image** i dindu nuffin i go to the temple n shit im a good kid straight A on my tests imma be a doctor too free me I mean you did have 5 seconds to move yet you just stood there holding your fist up. It wasn't the first time he did that. He was running at me, if I moved, he would go at me. My fist was there to say "Hey stop running, or at least stop before the fist" and he didn't listen. He only got hurt by his own force. I didn't punch him. Imagine a kid running into a wall and it's the wall's fault and the school will contact the wall's parents that the wall "Punched a kid for no reason" and then the wall's parents slap him hard once the wall gets home. Fuck that kid. | ||
| #57 - The physical preferences were jacked. Just think of GoGo l… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Why 4chumblr won't work. | 0 |
| #28 - As much as that picture is true. Imagine losing a game the… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on Anons beyblade skills | +3 |
| #52 - I wanted a strong dominant woman for a GF. Turns out I was… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on Why 4chumblr won't work. | +4 |
| The physical preferences were jacked. Just think of GoGo levels jacket and there you go. So I essentially just wanted a man but was so uncomfortable with my sexuality I was saying "nuu I'm straight" Then things happened. | ||
| #122 - Yes because moving to a different part on the bus is exactly l… | 01/12/2016 on mexican male rosa parks when? | 0 |
| #37 - I only used passive mode in a whole friend session once and ca… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/12/2016 on little known benefit of the... | 0 |
| Eh. I don't usually bother hunting down 90% of the freeroam DMers anyway. 100% of those 90% are the "I'm a griefer!/my k/d means something!" ass nuggets. I prefer instead, subtle trolling. Like taking freeroam event objectives and hiding out in the mines/tunnels since 99% of the idiots can't figure out where I am, and even if they could-sticky bombs. | ||
| #35 - People can still kill you in passive mode by ramming their car… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/12/2016 on little known benefit of the... | 0 |
| That's last gen. You'd have to be retarded to get killed in passive on current gen. Can't be too bright to die on foot in LG either. At least, the first time. Getting spawn camped is shitty. You can get killed by the hoverjets turbines while in passive mode. Even if the pilot is also in passive mode. Eh. I don't usually bother hunting down 90% of the freeroam DMers anyway. 100% of those 90% are the "I'm a griefer!/my k/d means something!" ass nuggets. I prefer instead, subtle trolling. Like taking freeroam event objectives and hiding out in the mines/tunnels since 99% of the idiots can't figure out where I am, and even if they could-sticky bombs. | ||
| #56 - I made a joke to my friend who is a massive dragonball fan … | 01/12/2016 on Change Password OK | +1 |
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So...Teh-I MEAN DEHnoobshow....
Bob?
Bob?
comicexplain, sorry to summon you out-of-thread. But I woke up this morning asking myself this.
What happened to my Father's favorite Character, Spawn? Is he in a company that just doesn't do things anymore, or is he canon dead and will never be heard from again?
What happened to my Father's favorite Character, Spawn? Is he in a company that just doesn't do things anymore, or is he canon dead and will never be heard from again?
Gosh, Spawn. I -love- Spawn, and wish his series would stick around a bit longer on the screen! As for the character himself, he's been through so much over the years. Killing Satan, taking over Hell, killing angels, killing God, his children end up being God and the Devil, he has to re-kill them, before becoming God himself... Really, there's just so much lore to go through!
Spawn miscarries his and Wandas child, who becomes a new Hellspawn after washing herself in virgin blood to age to her prime, and after sealing her, decides to pass into a new dimension to reborn into a new weapon - One against both Heaven and Hell!
Spawn miscarries his and Wandas child, who becomes a new Hellspawn after washing herself in virgin blood to age to her prime, and after sealing her, decides to pass into a new dimension to reborn into a new weapon - One against both Heaven and Hell!
I probably didn't understand, but I will clarify, if you did understand, then apologies.
I meant, why haven't we been hearing about him? Are no more comics being made? Or is it because passing into a new dimension is their form of story end forever?
Because with all the alternate universes ******** they pull, I would expect one where Spawn still stays there.
I meant, why haven't we been hearing about him? Are no more comics being made? Or is it because passing into a new dimension is their form of story end forever?
Because with all the alternate universes ******** they pull, I would expect one where Spawn still stays there.
Spawn isn't touched upon much in the public view anymore. However...
www.spawn.com/comics/
I think you and your father might like this! McFarlane threw all his comics onto her, and some are still being pushed around.
www.spawn.com/comics/
I think you and your father might like this! McFarlane threw all his comics onto her, and some are still being pushed around.
I found a thread in which you showed that you have knowledge of WWE.
I'm just here to let you know that FJ has its own wrestling promotion now, in which numbers are rolled, and championships are won.
Also, we have the King of the Roll tournament. A tournament in which the winner receives $20 in Steam.
Lemme know if you're interested
I'm just here to let you know that FJ has its own wrestling promotion now, in which numbers are rolled, and championships are won.
Also, we have the King of the Roll tournament. A tournament in which the winner receives $20 in Steam.
Lemme know if you're interested
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dehnoobshow (04/30/2015) [-]
Well think of this situation and the reason it can lead to my confusion.
1- I am pretty sure we have never really talked, so I am not familiar with who you are. Chances are, we did, and I forgot
2- To simply say "boop" as a conversation started is odd, considering the above mentioned statement. It signals familiarity with each other, to which, I repeat, either do not remember, or am sure it is not present.
3- I am not doing anything specific, in case you were wondering.
1- I am pretty sure we have never really talked, so I am not familiar with who you are. Chances are, we did, and I forgot
2- To simply say "boop" as a conversation started is odd, considering the above mentioned statement. It signals familiarity with each other, to which, I repeat, either do not remember, or am sure it is not present.
3- I am not doing anything specific, in case you were wondering.
Also, thingexplain why the **** did you not do this yourself?
jokexplain pepsi'd? Or is it the same guy doing two things?
I'm thingexplain and I took over jokexplain and I made this as a favor to dndxplain
So he owes you or you ****** up at one point and now the debt is settled.
There's no owing involved, lol. It made two people happy. That's all that matters. You crazy kids have a good time now. ;) If I had a sub that was on FJ you can bet your ass she'd be getting a similar one from me.
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dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
#525
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ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...
Do I know you?
Do I know you?
Nah, her name is Laurie-Ann
Seriously written like that. Unless your French, you don't know me.
Seriously written like that. Unless your French, you don't know me.
That's fine then, I actually got concerned that someone I know comes on here.
I'd have to make sure they never speak of the things they have seen.
"because I never watched Evangelion"
Kind of. Y'know. Explains everything there.
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Kind of. Y'know. Explains everything there.
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**dehnoobshow rolls _ would be woefully incomplete without _.**
**dehnoobshow rolls _ would be woefully incomplete without _.**
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**dehnoobshow rolls Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.**
**dehnoobshow rolls Survivor's guilt.**
**dehnoobshow rolls Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.**
**dehnoobshow rolls Survivor's guilt.**
Going for the old Windows feel.
And again, as you can see.
I really love red.
And again, as you can see.
I really love red.
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**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
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**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Honedge**
**dehnoobshow rolls Honedge**
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Hitmonlee**
**dehnoobshow rolls Turtwig**
**dehnoobshow rolls Emolga**
**dehnoobshow rolls Qwilfish**
**dehnoobshow rolls Pignite**
**dehnoobshow rolls Nidoran**
**dehnoobshow rolls Hitmonlee**
**dehnoobshow rolls Turtwig**
**dehnoobshow rolls Emolga**
**dehnoobshow rolls Qwilfish**
**dehnoobshow rolls Pignite**
**dehnoobshow rolls Nidoran**
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**dehnoobshow rolls Herdier**
**dehnoobshow rolls Kadabra**
**dehnoobshow rolls Noctowl**
**dehnoobshow rolls Garbodor**
**dehnoobshow rolls Beedrill**
**dehnoobshow rolls Omanyte**
**dehnoobshow rolls Herdier**
**dehnoobshow rolls Kadabra**
**dehnoobshow rolls Noctowl**
**dehnoobshow rolls Garbodor**
**dehnoobshow rolls Beedrill**
**dehnoobshow rolls Omanyte**
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dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
I don't want to play him, I want to **** him. Entirely different process.

