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Don't go for women. femboys won't key your car and try to run you over after a breakup.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, PS2, N64, SNES
Video Games Played: Skoowim, Teeefftoo, Dentes Unfurno
X-box Gamertag: Campin Creeper
Interests: Sleep, Food, Dominant people, Being Submissive
Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:in a pizzeria
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Someone once told me I was childish. Well sucks to be them they aren't allowed in my pillow fort.

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#14 - Uncrating a crate in TF2  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Everytime I open chest in MMO +9
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#19 - nikolaier (11/30/2014) [-]
i once got an unusual, gave it to my friend to sell it and got the both of us dead island and a whole lot of keys which where used to unbox more
it was a engi beard with dead president, i dont know which beard though
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#29 - dehnoobshow (11/30/2014) [-]
The highest valued crate Item I got was a damage done strange part worth 3 keys at the time.
Everyone told me "7th one's the charm"
And all I got was a Vaccinator Strangfier,
You're more likely to flop than get good shit from crates.
#17 - Hi James. I'm James.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2014 on Ferguson police secret weapon +31
#18 - brandolf (11/30/2014) [-]
Dammit, Paxton, you douche. I'm James.
#19 - ajoifazrul (11/30/2014) [-]
Hello?
#20 - brandolf (11/30/2014) [-]
Hi there.
#152 - ye boi 11/30/2014 on desktop screenies +1
#152 - "I'll make up a BS story to be able to post tits and get … 11/30/2014 on How flirting between GGers... +4
#1 - Lucky for me, I'm with my crush.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/30/2014 on I can't hold all these tears +1
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#22 - MrDeadiron (11/30/2014) [-]
That's porn isn't it.
#26 - monozo (11/30/2014) [-]
looks like markydaysaid's skyrim comic
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#27 - MrDeadiron (11/30/2014) [-]
Yea, that guy has a lot of issues though.
#34 - Like every joke. People take it seriously. I browse other webs… 11/30/2014 on Console wars 0
#24 - I had a friend call one of his friends a master hacker just be… 11/30/2014 on DDOS +1
#32 - epiczzhd confirmed for Nintendo fag Just kidding…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Console wars 0
#33 - epiczzhd (11/30/2014) [-]
Not so much, it's just that mostly that whole "Wii U, Wii U" thing was a joke and not specifically by people who support Nintendo. I'm not really biased towards any company that makes games or consoles. I don't care which platform a game is on. I play games to have fun, unlike some people who use games to start and fuel arguments.

Calling someone a "(Insert company name here) fag" honestly makes you no better than the person in which you are referring to.

Yes, I did read your little spoiler but I don't know if you were kidding or not. I also felt it was a necessary point to present.
I also play games on the PC and have all the consoles except the Wii U. (Which will change soon, now that Smash has been released on it)
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#34 - dehnoobshow (11/30/2014) [-]
Like every joke. People take it seriously. I browse other websites, y'know.
And boy, any time you would mention any gaming platform besides Nintendo, they would come to your thread and fuck you up.

The two " " faces should have signalled I wasn't being serious. Now you're not a fag, you're just mean
#103 - Because you wouldn't listen  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Pokomin 0
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#104 - dndxplain (11/29/2014) [-]
<3
#17 - I don't see what you mean, that what I do when my friends don'… 11/29/2014 on F Doesn't handle rejection... +1
#21 - "The internet is negative about Child Pornography" … 11/29/2014 on The internet has spoken +2
#54 - Nice to meet you Expand Dong! 11/29/2014 on expand dong 0
#31 - I cut myself once when shaving my pubic hair. Just a small…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on best tinder tagline 0
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#32 - drillinstructor (11/29/2014) [-]
That's why I use electric for that, but it still pulls hairs from time to time and it bleeds.
#18 - "Ash long ash she bends it like her mooom last night!&quo… 11/29/2014 on I would 0
#28 - Know what I hated about early console wars? Nintendo fans were…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Console wars +2
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#32 - dehnoobshow (11/29/2014) [-]
epiczzhd confirmed for Nintendo fag Just kidding, I love you.
#33 - epiczzhd (11/30/2014) [-]
Not so much, it's just that mostly that whole "Wii U, Wii U" thing was a joke and not specifically by people who support Nintendo. I'm not really biased towards any company that makes games or consoles. I don't care which platform a game is on. I play games to have fun, unlike some people who use games to start and fuel arguments.

Calling someone a "(Insert company name here) fag" honestly makes you no better than the person in which you are referring to.

Yes, I did read your little spoiler but I don't know if you were kidding or not. I also felt it was a necessary point to present.
I also play games on the PC and have all the consoles except the Wii U. (Which will change soon, now that Smash has been released on it)
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#34 - dehnoobshow (11/30/2014) [-]
Like every joke. People take it seriously. I browse other websites, y'know.
And boy, any time you would mention any gaming platform besides Nintendo, they would come to your thread and fuck you up.

The two " " faces should have signalled I wasn't being serious. Now you're not a fag, you're just mean
#91 - Why didn't you let me stop it?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Pokomin 0
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#102 - dndxplain (11/29/2014) [-]
why didn't you stop it?
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#103 - dehnoobshow (11/29/2014) [-]
Because you wouldn't listen
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#104 - dndxplain (11/29/2014) [-]
<3
#87 - I was about to tell you not to go to this content. Why did…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/29/2014 on Pokomin 0
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#88 - dndxplain (11/29/2014) [-]
because I brows
#91 - dehnoobshow (11/29/2014) [-]
Why didn't you let me stop it?
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#102 - dndxplain (11/29/2014) [-]
why didn't you stop it?
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#103 - dehnoobshow (11/29/2014) [-]
Because you wouldn't listen
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#104 - dndxplain (11/29/2014) [-]
<3
#41 - mathmanchris, you won't just let him insult you like that? 11/29/2014 on (untitled) 0
#20 - 1st few seconds is how to talk to females as a female. Las… 11/29/2014 on Watermelons 0
#103 - Always bet on Duke.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on Shots fired +1
#109 - severepwner (11/29/2014) [-]
#77 - I'm so happy you're back  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on comebacks +2
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#80 - auntehjemima (11/29/2014) [-]
Well babe, I dunno for how much longeh..
Yo addy seems pruddy' mad'a meh fo' some reason'....

He might trah to take me down again.
#72 - I was so excited, thinking you were back. And I noticed the ad…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/29/2014 on comebacks +2
#75 - auntehjemima (11/29/2014) [-]
Babeh,ah never leff'
Yo addy's prolly' not likin' having me around
so he trah ta get rid'o me.

Ah told you, as long as you say mah name I'll be there.
Ya'll can't break syrup, it's a fluid. It sticks to yo hand and never lets go.

Ahm here as long as you need meh to.
#77 - dehnoobshow (11/29/2014) [-]
I'm so happy you're back
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#80 - auntehjemima (11/29/2014) [-]
Well babe, I dunno for how much longeh..
Yo addy seems pruddy' mad'a meh fo' some reason'....

He might trah to take me down again.
#29 - dndxplain I might accidentally do this. 11/29/2014 on no ragrets 0
#53 - I had the same profile pic for a while. I don't know …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/29/2014 on inspirationjunk 0
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#63 - terska (11/30/2014) [-]
why change man?
#25 - I'm playing WWE '13 now Undertaker's Theme works well… 11/29/2014 on Two black guys fucking midgets 0

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User avatar #227 - plataeiou (03/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
stickied by dehnoobshow
So...Teh-I MEAN DEHnoobshow....
Bob?
#601 - dehnoobshow (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't know why I made this, dndxplain.
User avatar #596 - dehnoobshow (07/29/2015) [-]
comicexplain, sorry to summon you out-of-thread. But I woke up this morning asking myself this.
What happened to my Father's favorite Character, Spawn? Is he in a company that just doesn't do things anymore, or is he canon dead and will never be heard from again?
User avatar #597 to #596 - comicexplain (07/29/2015) [-]
Gosh, Spawn. I -love- Spawn, and wish his series would stick around a bit longer on the screen! As for the character himself, he's been through so much over the years. Killing Satan, taking over Hell, killing angels, killing God, his children end up being God and the Devil, he has to re-kill them, before becoming God himself... Really, there's just so much lore to go through!

Spawn miscarries his and Wandas child, who becomes a new Hellspawn after washing herself in virgin blood to age to her prime, and after sealing her, decides to pass into a new dimension to reborn into a new weapon - One against both Heaven and Hell!
User avatar #598 to #597 - dehnoobshow (07/30/2015) [-]
I probably didn't understand, but I will clarify, if you did understand, then apologies.
I meant, why haven't we been hearing about him? Are no more comics being made? Or is it because passing into a new dimension is their form of story end forever?
Because with all the alternate universes ******** they pull, I would expect one where Spawn still stays there.
User avatar #599 to #598 - comicexplain (07/30/2015) [-]
Spawn isn't touched upon much in the public view anymore. However...

www.spawn.com/comics/

I think you and your father might like this! McFarlane threw all his comics onto her, and some are still being pushed around.
User avatar #595 - darealsnooki (07/16/2015) [-]
I found a thread in which you showed that you have knowledge of WWE.

I'm just here to let you know that FJ has its own wrestling promotion now, in which numbers are rolled, and championships are won.

Also, we have the King of the Roll tournament. A tournament in which the winner receives $20 in Steam.

Lemme know if you're interested
#594 - tranquilizer (06/21/2015) [-]
I got you a present
#592 - anon (05/12/2015) [-]
You're a stupid slut. How many dicks did you suck yet?
User avatar #582 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #584 to #583 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Good Evening Hello.
#585 to #584 - dehnoobshow (04/30/2015) [-]
There is no way to say this without sounding rude, so I apologize in advance.
What do you want?
User avatar #586 to #585 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Nothing

Just to say hi see what's up.
#587 to #586 - dehnoobshow (04/30/2015) [-]
Well think of this situation and the reason it can lead to my confusion.
1- I am pretty sure we have never really talked, so I am not familiar with who you are. Chances are, we did, and I forgot
2- To simply say "boop" as a conversation started is odd, considering the above mentioned statement. It signals familiarity with each other, to which, I repeat, either do not remember, or am sure it is not present.
3- I am not doing anything specific, in case you were wondering.
User avatar #588 to #587 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Neither am I and I know you aren't doing anything specific

wanna know how I know that?

You're on FJ
User avatar #589 to #588 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
**** off.
#568 - dehnoobshow (03/12/2015) [-]
dndxplain I realized I'm like a teenage white girl.
#552 - dehnoobshow (02/28/2015) [-]
dndxplain. Since I look like a complete asshole when I do it on your profile.
I know we already had this kind of image, but this one's better.
User avatar #553 to #552 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
#531 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #600 to #531 - dehnoobshow (11/06/2015) [-]
It's gonna expire in two months :C
User avatar #535 to #531 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
Also, thingexplain why the **** did you not do this yourself?
User avatar #536 to #535 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
he's jokexplain now
User avatar #537 to #536 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
jokexplain pepsi'd? Or is it the same guy doing two things?
User avatar #538 to #537 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
I'm thingexplain and I took over jokexplain and I made this as a favor to dndxplain
User avatar #539 to #538 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
So he owes you or you ****** up at one point and now the debt is settled.
User avatar #540 to #539 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
There's no owing involved, lol. It made two people happy. That's all that matters. You crazy kids have a good time now. ;) If I had a sub that was on FJ you can bet your ass she'd be getting a similar one from me.
#541 to #540 - dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
#532 to #531 - dehnoobshow (02/14/2015) [-]
B-But my birthday's in 4 months
B-But my birthday's in 4 months
User avatar #533 to #532 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #534 to #533 - dehnoobshow (02/14/2015) [-]
I displayed it for everyone to see.
User avatar #530 - dehnoobshow (02/04/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls 12**
#525 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...   
   
Do I know you?
My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...

Do I know you?
User avatar #526 to #525 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2015) [-]
Nah, her name is Laurie-Ann
Seriously written like that. Unless your French, you don't know me.
User avatar #527 to #526 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
That's fine then, I actually got concerned that someone I know comes on here.
User avatar #528 to #527 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2015) [-]
If someone I knew was on FJ. I would have to **** 'em.
User avatar #565 to #528 - dndxplain ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
excuse you?
User avatar #566 to #565 - dehnoobshow (03/11/2015) [-]
It's a little something called a joke.
User avatar #567 to #566 - dndxplain ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
should you have made that sort of joke?
User avatar #529 to #528 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
I'd have to make sure they never speak of the things they have seen.
#509 - acaivy (01/04/2015) [-]
why are you a homo
#510 to #509 - dehnoobshow (01/04/2015) [-]
Because not being gay is gay
#511 to #510 - acaivy (01/04/2015) [-]
rei > asska
#520 to #511 - Rei ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Damn right ************
#521 to #520 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
give pic with long hair rei
User avatar #524 to #523 - Rei ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Well rei is hot in general
#512 to #511 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2015) [-]
Thank you for telling me who this is.
#513 to #512 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
why can't you rei
User avatar #514 to #513 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2015) [-]
Because I'm not a weeb because I never watched Evangelion.
#515 to #514 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
why would you asuka while you don't know how bitchy she acts
User avatar #516 to #515 - dehnoobshow (01/05/2015) [-]
"because I never watched Evangelion"
Kind of. Y'know. Explains everything there.

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User avatar #517 to #516 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
you just like gingers
#519 to #518 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
i like gingers too
User avatar #507 - dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll cah question*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls _ would be woefully incomplete without _.**
User avatar #508 to #507 - dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.**
**dehnoobshow rolls Survivor's guilt.**
User avatar #504 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
this profile color pains me
User avatar #505 to #504 - dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-]
Going for the old Windows feel.
And again, as you can see.
I really love red.
User avatar #506 to #505 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
can it be a shade of red that doesn't bludgeon my eye sockets
User avatar #503 - dehnoobshow (12/14/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, faggots*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
User avatar #502 - dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Honedge**
User avatar #500 - dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Hitmonlee**
**dehnoobshow rolls Turtwig**
**dehnoobshow rolls Emolga**
**dehnoobshow rolls Qwilfish**
**dehnoobshow rolls Pignite**
**dehnoobshow rolls Nidoran**
User avatar #501 to #500 - dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Herdier**
**dehnoobshow rolls Kadabra**
**dehnoobshow rolls Noctowl**
**dehnoobshow rolls Garbodor**
**dehnoobshow rolls Beedrill**
**dehnoobshow rolls Omanyte**
#494 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #495 to #494 - dehnoobshow (11/08/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow peeps**

(I forgot how it works)
User avatar #496 to #495 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
**dndxplain rapes him**
User avatar #497 to #496 - dehnoobshow (11/08/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow likes it**
#490 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
#491 to #490 - dehnoobshow (09/27/2014) [-]
Here will have to do.
#479 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
#486 to #479 - dehnoobshow (09/27/2014) [-]
Found the image I wanted to use when I saw this image.
#480 to #479 - dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
User avatar #481 to #480 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
it's a dude
you could play him
in a pathfinder game
User avatar #482 to #481 - dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-]
I don't want to play him, I want to **** him. Entirely different process.
User avatar #483 to #482 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
someone evidently wants a spanking
User avatar #484 to #483 - dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-]
The don't show me such sexy men ;_;
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