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Someone once told me I was childish. Well sucks to be them they aren't allowed in my pillow fort.
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| #62 - I was going to rant on how so much can go wrong. But I realize… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on May lord have mercy on my... | 0 |
| That's one downside, yeah. Hopefully they make up for it with the over the top gameplay. They're priding themselves on taking cloud servers. I think the only amazing gameplay mechanic they will actually put effort in is destruction. And that's the issue with full destruction. Remember in Crackdown 2 leaving the story session open and people join in and do all your missions without you? Yeah well imagine that but instead of doing missions they simply just destroy everything there is to destroy so you're stuck on a blank canvas having never enjoyed the game. If I can actually grief someone like that then they definitely have my money. Which is why I worry. Let's do math. Let's imply that full city destruction is about 500 cloud servers. Let's also imply that at least, I dunno, a million people buy the game. Over a hundred million cloud servers are used, let's imply, at the same time. Exactly how many cloud servers can be used until there's a fuckup and it starts affecting the game, or other games that use cloud? | ||
| #58 - Hold up hold up hold up hold up.. … [+] (6 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on May lord have mercy on my... | 0 |
| I was going to rant on how so much can go wrong. But I realized I'm the only one who plays games offline occasionally these days. That's one downside, yeah. Hopefully they make up for it with the over the top gameplay. They're priding themselves on taking cloud servers. I think the only amazing gameplay mechanic they will actually put effort in is destruction. And that's the issue with full destruction. Remember in Crackdown 2 leaving the story session open and people join in and do all your missions without you? Yeah well imagine that but instead of doing missions they simply just destroy everything there is to destroy so you're stuck on a blank canvas having never enjoyed the game. If I can actually grief someone like that then they definitely have my money. Which is why I worry. Let's do math. Let's imply that full city destruction is about 500 cloud servers. Let's also imply that at least, I dunno, a million people buy the game. Over a hundred million cloud servers are used, let's imply, at the same time. Exactly how many cloud servers can be used until there's a fuckup and it starts affecting the game, or other games that use cloud? | ||
| #7 - One time our DM was so stubborn on "You can't read this i… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/01/2016 on Your D&D Stories 13-15 | +1 |
| Being a Paladin in a Chaotic Evil party is the worst. It literally becomes a game of looking over your shoulder every goddamn action and constantly throwing perception checks to make sure no one's doing anything slippery. Had a DM that straight up had us trapped with an intelligent Dragolich that was going to have everyone be his questing adventurers (compatible with everyone but the Pally and me, who was a Neutral Good sorceror, and consequently turn the Paladin into a Death Knight (which would've had him fighting the Dragolich's control at every turn). We're only third levels by this point, so any hope of beating this thing as a party was pretty minimal, let alone 1v1 which ended up happening with the Paladin, who ended up getting killed. Fffffffffuuuck that DM. | ||
| #37 - I am really into traps and femboys, but the papyrus part was c… | 01/01/2016 on Papyrus teaches Frisk a Lesson | +2 |
| #9 - Have some color in your life. | 01/01/2016 on Anons spiderbro | +38 |
| #36 - In JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, from part 3 and onwards, it's a v… | 01/01/2016 on (untitled) | +2 |
| #34 - That's his Stand. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on (untitled) | +1 |
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dehnoobshow (01/01/2016) [-] In JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, from part 3 and onwards, it's a very common thing to see characters with physical manifestations of their fighting spirit. People affected by this phenomenon call it a "stand" since it "stands" by your side, protecting you. Those who don't have stands can't see them, because plot reasons. The man Pictured is a Vampire introduced in Part 1, believed to be dead in part 2, and returns once again as the main antagonist in Part 3. He gains his stand in part 3. His Stand is called "The World" and is capable of stopping time, a trait shared later with Jotaro's "Star Platinum" The character shown in my gif is Kakyoin, user of "Heirophant Green" | ||
| #48 - You know. Before the whole soule lust wave. I was actu… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/01/2016 on oh fuck! | +14 |
| Daten once an Girl with that... broke up once she changed to neon green and yes, yes it fucking glowed in the dark. | ||
| #23 - And me sitting here on team Tachibana. | 01/01/2016 on Never don't give up | +4 |
| #32 - DIO was my favorite villian. Only when Vampire though. … [+] (15 new replies) | 01/01/2016 on (untitled) | 0 |
| I like to think of the SBR universe as a spinoff series. Because of alternate universe. I haven't gotten to SBR yet, actually. I didn't even start part 6. #58 -
dehnoobshow (01/01/2016) [-] I am aware it's Pucci's Made In Heaven that caused it. I just like to ignore that as the cause. It just feels wrong, y'know? I liked the whole "The protagonist is related to the previous protagonists" concept. I'm not even sure how Part 8 Josuke is related to Johnny, maybe he is, or isn't, but it's confusing. But Gyro's kinda hot, so I might give it a go. #60 -
garymuthafuknoak (01/01/2016) [-] Fug dude, if only you knew. Just the ending of Stone Ocean will make so much sense if you read it for yourself. Basically Part 6 ends-> New Universe is created because of ____-> Spoilers -> SBR begins in the past of the same new universe Don't get me wrong, the new universe ain't no bullshit "let's just pretend it's JOJO" it literally is what makes sense with the entirety of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Characters like Gyro is just the beginning of what is amazing about SBR, the part itself is hands down a creation of genius. It took 8 damn years to finish. Not to mention that JoJolion itself is getting to some serious shit right now, so now is the perfect time to catch up. Dude, that new universe shit is so stupid. Araki said that he restarted the whole thing in a new universe because he didn't feel like writing a story with futuristic elements, so his natural inclination would be to destroy everything and start from scratch. #64 -
garymuthafuknoak (01/01/2016) [-] but it was done in an amazing way, and even I would have gotten a bit bored of another JoJo in present day elements. The absolute intenseness of part 6 made the new universe even more hype. since when do you get to see the main cast get absolutely slaughtered. it was pretty bad ass. Wasn't dumb at all, people had the same reaction when their precious Hamon was taken away and thought Stands were dumb. This new universe is the same situation, like adding stands to the picture, the new universe just let's Araki be more creative and that's what we love him for. To me, it seems intellectually lazy. Araki didn't want to leave his comfort zone, artistically speaking, so he came up with a bullshit reason for the universe to be reset just so that he could dodge an imaginary bullet. I fail to see how the new universe lets him be more creative. To me, it allows him to be less creative. Besides, the time period shouldn't matter that much in JoJo. It never factored in that heavily in the past. As long as Araki could keep the story interesting, when it takes place doesn't matter. Hell, he could have made a flashback part to George, or just made another present day story, or just have been unspecific about the time period. He didn't have to destroy everything we as fans had come to love just to force a hard reset because he was too afraid to step outside his comfort zone, especially when he didn't have to. I guess thats your opinion, but for me what made it perfect for myself was Emporio at the end of Stone Ocean meeting Irene just that was able to tie in the two universes so that the legacy of what the previous universe had still lived on. it was awesome, and now I look forwards to the adventures of our new Joestars #36 -
dehnoobshow (01/01/2016) [-] In JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, from part 3 and onwards, it's a very common thing to see characters with physical manifestations of their fighting spirit. People affected by this phenomenon call it a "stand" since it "stands" by your side, protecting you. Those who don't have stands can't see them, because plot reasons. The man Pictured is a Vampire introduced in Part 1, believed to be dead in part 2, and returns once again as the main antagonist in Part 3. He gains his stand in part 3. His Stand is called "The World" and is capable of stopping time, a trait shared later with Jotaro's "Star Platinum" The character shown in my gif is Kakyoin, user of "Heirophant Green" | ||
| #31 - Dio Brando. Jojo's Bizzare Adventure. Pictured above and h… | 01/01/2016 on (untitled) | +1 |
| #49 - I like this because surprisingly enough due to SJWs whenever a… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/01/2016 on Female Counter Terrorism... | +3 |
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| #64 - "Welcome to how it's made. Also known as watching robots … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/01/2016 on how moist does this make you | 0 |
| #25 - Well I'm not a mod. **** you it sucked. | 01/01/2016 on Found an old hammer | +4 |
| #115 - Only Codsworth refers to you by name. | 12/31/2015 on Video Game Fact Comp | 0 |
| #57 - Sell your account on EBay | 12/31/2015 on Press 111 for bf | 0 |
| #148 - Picture | 12/31/2015 on Kylograb | +1 |
| #156 - I'm beginning to think Public sessions are localized. And … | 12/30/2015 on Female Game Streamers | 0 |
| #155 - Yeah well my experience with public sessions when I use my hig… | 12/30/2015 on Female Game Streamers | 0 |
| #148 - I know I'm a pussy bitch. But does anyone here know how to mod… [+] (3 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on Female Game Streamers | 0 |
| I'm beginning to think Public sessions are localized. And frenchies are assholes Yeah well my experience with public sessions when I use my highest (Male) is constant killing My experience with my lowest (Female) is no one doing anything. | ||
| #131 - Don't you sass me ***** I'm furious. Blue hai… | 12/30/2015 on Guess which of these is... | +1 |
| #128 - I always hated Rei. That's why I was happy here. I pla… [+] (2 new replies) | 12/30/2015 on Guess which of these is... | 0 |
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dehnoobshow (12/30/2015) [-] Blue hair Rei is waifu levels. HOTD also known as fan service: The anime Rei is trash. | ||
| #107 - Glad to know there's people here who thought of that. | 12/29/2015 on Nice shot | +3 |
| #100 - Up here in Montreal, since 10 PM last night. Non stop snow… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/29/2015 on i'll just stay in bed | 0 |
| #97 - You in Canada? [+] (3 new replies) | 12/29/2015 on i'll just stay in bed | 0 |
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So...Teh-I MEAN DEHnoobshow....
Bob?
Bob?
comicexplain, sorry to summon you out-of-thread. But I woke up this morning asking myself this.
What happened to my Father's favorite Character, Spawn? Is he in a company that just doesn't do things anymore, or is he canon dead and will never be heard from again?
What happened to my Father's favorite Character, Spawn? Is he in a company that just doesn't do things anymore, or is he canon dead and will never be heard from again?
Gosh, Spawn. I -love- Spawn, and wish his series would stick around a bit longer on the screen! As for the character himself, he's been through so much over the years. Killing Satan, taking over Hell, killing angels, killing God, his children end up being God and the Devil, he has to re-kill them, before becoming God himself... Really, there's just so much lore to go through!
Spawn miscarries his and Wandas child, who becomes a new Hellspawn after washing herself in virgin blood to age to her prime, and after sealing her, decides to pass into a new dimension to reborn into a new weapon - One against both Heaven and Hell!
Spawn miscarries his and Wandas child, who becomes a new Hellspawn after washing herself in virgin blood to age to her prime, and after sealing her, decides to pass into a new dimension to reborn into a new weapon - One against both Heaven and Hell!
I probably didn't understand, but I will clarify, if you did understand, then apologies.
I meant, why haven't we been hearing about him? Are no more comics being made? Or is it because passing into a new dimension is their form of story end forever?
Because with all the alternate universes ******** they pull, I would expect one where Spawn still stays there.
I meant, why haven't we been hearing about him? Are no more comics being made? Or is it because passing into a new dimension is their form of story end forever?
Because with all the alternate universes ******** they pull, I would expect one where Spawn still stays there.
Spawn isn't touched upon much in the public view anymore. However...
www.spawn.com/comics/
I think you and your father might like this! McFarlane threw all his comics onto her, and some are still being pushed around.
www.spawn.com/comics/
I think you and your father might like this! McFarlane threw all his comics onto her, and some are still being pushed around.
I found a thread in which you showed that you have knowledge of WWE.
I'm just here to let you know that FJ has its own wrestling promotion now, in which numbers are rolled, and championships are won.
Also, we have the King of the Roll tournament. A tournament in which the winner receives $20 in Steam.
Lemme know if you're interested
I'm just here to let you know that FJ has its own wrestling promotion now, in which numbers are rolled, and championships are won.
Also, we have the King of the Roll tournament. A tournament in which the winner receives $20 in Steam.
Lemme know if you're interested
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dehnoobshow (04/30/2015) [-]
Well think of this situation and the reason it can lead to my confusion.
1- I am pretty sure we have never really talked, so I am not familiar with who you are. Chances are, we did, and I forgot
2- To simply say "boop" as a conversation started is odd, considering the above mentioned statement. It signals familiarity with each other, to which, I repeat, either do not remember, or am sure it is not present.
3- I am not doing anything specific, in case you were wondering.
1- I am pretty sure we have never really talked, so I am not familiar with who you are. Chances are, we did, and I forgot
2- To simply say "boop" as a conversation started is odd, considering the above mentioned statement. It signals familiarity with each other, to which, I repeat, either do not remember, or am sure it is not present.
3- I am not doing anything specific, in case you were wondering.
Also, thingexplain why the **** did you not do this yourself?
jokexplain pepsi'd? Or is it the same guy doing two things?
I'm thingexplain and I took over jokexplain and I made this as a favor to dndxplain
So he owes you or you ****** up at one point and now the debt is settled.
There's no owing involved, lol. It made two people happy. That's all that matters. You crazy kids have a good time now. ;) If I had a sub that was on FJ you can bet your ass she'd be getting a similar one from me.
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dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-]
I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
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ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...
Do I know you?
Do I know you?
Nah, her name is Laurie-Ann
Seriously written like that. Unless your French, you don't know me.
Seriously written like that. Unless your French, you don't know me.
That's fine then, I actually got concerned that someone I know comes on here.
I'd have to make sure they never speak of the things they have seen.
"because I never watched Evangelion"
Kind of. Y'know. Explains everything there.
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Kind of. Y'know. Explains everything there.
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**dehnoobshow rolls Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.**
**dehnoobshow rolls Survivor's guilt.**
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**dehnoobshow rolls Survivor's guilt.**
Going for the old Windows feel.
And again, as you can see.
I really love red.
And again, as you can see.
I really love red.
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**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Honedge**
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**dehnoobshow rolls Hitmonlee**
**dehnoobshow rolls Turtwig**
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**dehnoobshow rolls Pignite**
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**dehnoobshow rolls Emolga**
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**dehnoobshow rolls Beedrill**
**dehnoobshow rolls Omanyte**
**dehnoobshow rolls Herdier**
**dehnoobshow rolls Kadabra**
**dehnoobshow rolls Noctowl**
**dehnoobshow rolls Garbodor**
**dehnoobshow rolls Beedrill**
**dehnoobshow rolls Omanyte**
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dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
I don't want to play him, I want to **** him. Entirely different process.


