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| #26 - I haven't played it, but what I gather if you ignore the alert… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on ANOTHER SETTLEMENT... | 0 |
 nah defense stuff breaks down, you don't get your handful of caps every day, and that's about it Settlers don't die or disappear, crops still create food, you get all the good stuff minus a few caps which you don't really need cuz it's a Bethesda games there's no challenge to any of it | ||
| #1623 - [Muffled "TRAITOR!" in the distance] | 01/05/2016 on dndxplain's profile | 0 |
| #32 - They reveal who's the gay man How do you think all the oth… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Game Show | 0 |
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morrisonford (01/06/2016) [-] 1-they reveal the straight* man. 2- two last participants out of 12 straight men should still be straight. therefore they are both owed a million dollars. They are split the million. And called get because of how gay they were acting. And the show ends forever. #41 -
morrisonford (01/06/2016) [-] you don't see a problem with a show that promises a certain reward and gives half of it? | ||
| #37 - Replace that guy with autistic child Then it's explained. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/05/2016 on Minotaurs and That Guy | 0 |
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| #132 - Exactly. They get sloppy because they don't know why they both… [+] (5 new replies) | 01/05/2016 on Times Change | 0 |
 Sakura Trick at the very least gave some kind of backstory to how the girls came to have a relationship that close, but like beyond that they abandoned story. Don't get me wrong it's a cute anime and I enjoy it for how vanilla it is (A rare sight in both the yuri and yaoi community), but I wish story still continued somewhat rather than the occasional tiny conflict and pointless romances. Don't even get me started with Harem animes. Monster Musume shows potential by actually giving each girl a personality alongside their own character developments and an active story throughout the chapters, but holy hell beyond that harem animes are so flat lolis feel like that have large chests. I hate harem animes with a passion. "Hey undo your pants, 5 attractive women are thirsty for your dick" "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH????????????" It's either they go on forever with no end or they make him go with the first girl introduced. #195 -
woofstep (01/06/2016) [-]  Yaoi, Yuri, Harem, and Ecchi anime always follow the same tropes, and the few that deviate from the normal path and do something amazing are almost always forgotten for not following the formula. Yaoi = Young submissive guy going with an older guy who is half the time married. Yuri = Two girls who start out as childhood friends or rivals. Harem = Really plain guy with no real future is somehow hounded by 3-8 cream of the crop women Ecchi = Nothing but boob touches. As I said, monster musume is a good harem anime for slightly deviating form the norm in terms of how the guy is and what kind of girls he gets. No Game No Life is considered ecchi but doesn't dwell on that part so much. It's mainly used as a quick gag for a few episodes, and it pulls it off well. My search for good animes in those genres continue and I will not rest. #196 -
dehnoobshow (01/06/2016) [-]  Mainly because I am a glasses wearing uke myself, but it felt a bit more story driven. Hell, the guy straight up declines the sex he really wanted simply because... Yuuta was his name? Didn't put his heart into it. Nigga so cute he gets straight up molested more than once. Ah I remember Love Stage! I personally liked how story driven it was, as to an extent it was trying to normalize the fact that the MC was gay as dicks, cause let's face it, yaoi animes have had the same kind of fans for years now, rabid 13 year old girls. All they want to see is the guys bone. Those girls could care less about story, so the anime/manga cater to what they want to see. | ||
| #97 - I mean, I'm okay with girls loving each other. I just thin… [+] (8 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Times Change | +2 |
| Same man. And the few Yaoi animes I do see have a god awful drawing style and doesn't even bother revolving on the romance, just to the sex. :/ I just really wish Yaoi anime for once can just stop centering on seeing both guys shirtless and I don't know, show how they are actually compatible for each other? Exactly. They get sloppy because they don't know why they bother. Yuri anime can be shit story wise, but as long as there's girls groping another girl's tits, they'll get money. Sakura Trick at the very least gave some kind of backstory to how the girls came to have a relationship that close, but like beyond that they abandoned story. Don't get me wrong it's a cute anime and I enjoy it for how vanilla it is (A rare sight in both the yuri and yaoi community), but I wish story still continued somewhat rather than the occasional tiny conflict and pointless romances. Don't even get me started with Harem animes. Monster Musume shows potential by actually giving each girl a personality alongside their own character developments and an active story throughout the chapters, but holy hell beyond that harem animes are so flat lolis feel like that have large chests. I hate harem animes with a passion. "Hey undo your pants, 5 attractive women are thirsty for your dick" "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH????????????" It's either they go on forever with no end or they make him go with the first girl introduced. #195 -
woofstep (01/06/2016) [-] Yaoi, Yuri, Harem, and Ecchi anime always follow the same tropes, and the few that deviate from the normal path and do something amazing are almost always forgotten for not following the formula. Yaoi = Young submissive guy going with an older guy who is half the time married. Yuri = Two girls who start out as childhood friends or rivals. Harem = Really plain guy with no real future is somehow hounded by 3-8 cream of the crop women Ecchi = Nothing but boob touches. As I said, monster musume is a good harem anime for slightly deviating form the norm in terms of how the guy is and what kind of girls he gets. No Game No Life is considered ecchi but doesn't dwell on that part so much. It's mainly used as a quick gag for a few episodes, and it pulls it off well. My search for good animes in those genres continue and I will not rest. #196 -
dehnoobshow (01/06/2016) [-] Mainly because I am a glasses wearing uke myself, but it felt a bit more story driven. Hell, the guy straight up declines the sex he really wanted simply because... Yuuta was his name? Didn't put his heart into it. Nigga so cute he gets straight up molested more than once. Ah I remember Love Stage! I personally liked how story driven it was, as to an extent it was trying to normalize the fact that the MC was gay as dicks, cause let's face it, yaoi animes have had the same kind of fans for years now, rabid 13 year old girls. All they want to see is the guys bone. Those girls could care less about story, so the anime/manga cater to what they want to see. | ||
| #91 - **** I wonder where I am because I'm not a fan. [+] (10 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Times Change | +4 |
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dubh (01/04/2016) [-]  Different people like different things. People who go on sites and things where you can remain anonymous tend to portray the sites they frequent as homogenous entities based the things they specifically enjoy. The breaking of this illusion is the cause for much shitposting. Didn't mean to try and represent your interests, dehnoobshow. Stay classy. I mean, I'm okay with girls loving each other. I just think it's overrated. Like, there are so many Yuri animes that are so goddamn popular, but not one Yaoi anime that breaks the 12 episodes mark. Another thing is lesbians are worshipped as gods among men, well, from men themselves. I could go into detail and rant further, but all I'd be doing is attract more hatred towards be. But I did like the content a bit though. It was cute enough for me to forgive the yuri. Same man. And the few Yaoi animes I do see have a god awful drawing style and doesn't even bother revolving on the romance, just to the sex. :/ I just really wish Yaoi anime for once can just stop centering on seeing both guys shirtless and I don't know, show how they are actually compatible for each other? Exactly. They get sloppy because they don't know why they bother. Yuri anime can be shit story wise, but as long as there's girls groping another girl's tits, they'll get money. Sakura Trick at the very least gave some kind of backstory to how the girls came to have a relationship that close, but like beyond that they abandoned story. Don't get me wrong it's a cute anime and I enjoy it for how vanilla it is (A rare sight in both the yuri and yaoi community), but I wish story still continued somewhat rather than the occasional tiny conflict and pointless romances. Don't even get me started with Harem animes. Monster Musume shows potential by actually giving each girl a personality alongside their own character developments and an active story throughout the chapters, but holy hell beyond that harem animes are so flat lolis feel like that have large chests. I hate harem animes with a passion. "Hey undo your pants, 5 attractive women are thirsty for your dick" "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHH????????????" It's either they go on forever with no end or they make him go with the first girl introduced. #195 -
woofstep (01/06/2016) [-] Yaoi, Yuri, Harem, and Ecchi anime always follow the same tropes, and the few that deviate from the normal path and do something amazing are almost always forgotten for not following the formula. Yaoi = Young submissive guy going with an older guy who is half the time married. Yuri = Two girls who start out as childhood friends or rivals. Harem = Really plain guy with no real future is somehow hounded by 3-8 cream of the crop women Ecchi = Nothing but boob touches. As I said, monster musume is a good harem anime for slightly deviating form the norm in terms of how the guy is and what kind of girls he gets. No Game No Life is considered ecchi but doesn't dwell on that part so much. It's mainly used as a quick gag for a few episodes, and it pulls it off well. My search for good animes in those genres continue and I will not rest. #196 -
dehnoobshow (01/06/2016) [-] Mainly because I am a glasses wearing uke myself, but it felt a bit more story driven. Hell, the guy straight up declines the sex he really wanted simply because... Yuuta was his name? Didn't put his heart into it. Nigga so cute he gets straight up molested more than once. Ah I remember Love Stage! I personally liked how story driven it was, as to an extent it was trying to normalize the fact that the MC was gay as dicks, cause let's face it, yaoi animes have had the same kind of fans for years now, rabid 13 year old girls. All they want to see is the guys bone. Those girls could care less about story, so the anime/manga cater to what they want to see. | ||
| #6 - He obviously became Deadpool. He got like. Radioactive can… | 01/04/2016 on Call of duty: mutated warfare | 0 |
| #13 - I'm guessing the proper term here would be very | 01/04/2016 on That's some next level shit | 0 |
| #21 - It really pisses me off. Truly it does. "Hey guys my … [+] (12 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Straight Up Caught Comp 2 | +12 |
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anon (01/07/2016) [-] Oh no i got blocked and thumbed down by some fucking furry, whatever should i do? horsefuckers kek | ||
| #19 - Oh well. Meet dehnoobshow, autist extraordinaire. | 01/04/2016 on Time to start a shit storm | +1 |
| #2 - Well most people will agree with you though. At least a Ma… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Time to start a shit storm | 0 |
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| #18 - And then you have him a brojob, right? | 01/04/2016 on xy versus xx | +2 |
| #34 - Well I would be into a male blanket monster....guy? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Anons sexy blanket | 0 |
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| #32 - Blanket pussy. I wanted to find the image of the guy… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Anons sexy blanket | 0 |
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SuperSixONE (01/04/2016) [-]  Also, I don't think anon would be afraid of that, I think he thinks the blanket is going to fuck him up the ass... | ||
| #49 - I am terrified of spiders. But would cuddle a spider girl. As … | 01/04/2016 on Shpiders | +3 |
| #25 - It was only one of the two capitalized words. He lowered caps … [+] (5 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Anons sexy blanket | 0 |
 Fair enough, but that is kinda the softest insult you can say to a guy who is afraid that he is going to be raped by his blanket, so defending him from this is a bit pointless Blanket pussy. I wanted to find the image of the guy trying to get out of bed, but the blanket turned into like a sort of monstergirl blanket and was hugging him. #33 -
SuperSixONE (01/04/2016) [-] Also, I don't think anon would be afraid of that, I think he thinks the blanket is going to fuck him up the ass... | ||
| #23 - I mean like how DARE he capitalize IMPORTANT words in his sentence? [+] (7 new replies) | 01/04/2016 on Anons sexy blanket | +1 |
| It was only one of the two capitalized words. He lowered caps and the re put caps later. he diNT DO A SENTENC EKLIKE THIS OMG Fair enough, but that is kinda the softest insult you can say to a guy who is afraid that he is going to be raped by his blanket, so defending him from this is a bit pointless Blanket pussy. I wanted to find the image of the guy trying to get out of bed, but the blanket turned into like a sort of monstergirl blanket and was hugging him. #33 -
SuperSixONE (01/04/2016) [-] Also, I don't think anon would be afraid of that, I think he thinks the blanket is going to fuck him up the ass... | ||
| #1614 - There is no need to explain this | 01/04/2016 on dndxplain's profile | 0 |
| #29 - Adults: (In the distance) Traitor | 01/04/2016 on Ultimate Betrayal... | +5 |
| #27 - Either the following Phasma waifu or People on FJ … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/04/2016 on Ultimate Betrayal... | +4 |
 There's already enough of #2 with Rey, but I think I could get behind #1... | ||
| #16 - Picture | 01/04/2016 on YLYL Compilation | +6 |
| #25 - I know I'll get some mileage out of this. | 01/03/2016 on Anime_irl compilation | +21 |
| #6 - Except the paid knife is purely cosmetic. inb4 found… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/03/2016 on Please | +1 |
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| #55 - Make victory conditions a butt ******* . Purposely lose. | 01/03/2016 on /g/ makes it big | -2 |
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plataeiou (03/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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So...Teh-I MEAN DEHnoobshow....
Bob?
Bob?
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dehnoobshow (07/29/2015) [-] comicexplain, sorry to summon you out-of-thread. But I woke up this morning asking myself this.
What happened to my Father's favorite Character, Spawn? Is he in a company that just doesn't do things anymore, or is he canon dead and will never be heard from again?
What happened to my Father's favorite Character, Spawn? Is he in a company that just doesn't do things anymore, or is he canon dead and will never be heard from again?
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comicexplain (07/29/2015) [-] Gosh, Spawn. I -love- Spawn, and wish his series would stick around a bit longer on the screen! As for the character himself, he's been through so much over the years. Killing Satan, taking over Hell, killing angels, killing God, his children end up being God and the Devil, he has to re-kill them, before becoming God himself... Really, there's just so much lore to go through!
Spawn miscarries his and Wandas child, who becomes a new Hellspawn after washing herself in virgin blood to age to her prime, and after sealing her, decides to pass into a new dimension to reborn into a new weapon - One against both Heaven and Hell!
Spawn miscarries his and Wandas child, who becomes a new Hellspawn after washing herself in virgin blood to age to her prime, and after sealing her, decides to pass into a new dimension to reborn into a new weapon - One against both Heaven and Hell!
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dehnoobshow (07/30/2015) [-] I probably didn't understand, but I will clarify, if you did understand, then apologies.
I meant, why haven't we been hearing about him? Are no more comics being made? Or is it because passing into a new dimension is their form of story end forever?
Because with all the alternate universes ******** they pull, I would expect one where Spawn still stays there.
I meant, why haven't we been hearing about him? Are no more comics being made? Or is it because passing into a new dimension is their form of story end forever?
Because with all the alternate universes ******** they pull, I would expect one where Spawn still stays there.
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comicexplain (07/30/2015) [-] Spawn isn't touched upon much in the public view anymore. However...
www.spawn.com/comics/
I think you and your father might like this! McFarlane threw all his comics onto her, and some are still being pushed around.
www.spawn.com/comics/
I think you and your father might like this! McFarlane threw all his comics onto her, and some are still being pushed around.
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darealsnooki (07/16/2015) [-] I found a thread in which you showed that you have knowledge of WWE.
I'm just here to let you know that FJ has its own wrestling promotion now, in which numbers are rolled, and championships are won.
Also, we have the King of the Roll tournament. A tournament in which the winner receives $20 in Steam.
Lemme know if you're interested
I'm just here to let you know that FJ has its own wrestling promotion now, in which numbers are rolled, and championships are won.
Also, we have the King of the Roll tournament. A tournament in which the winner receives $20 in Steam.
Lemme know if you're interested
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dehnoobshow (04/30/2015) [-] There is no way to say this without sounding rude, so I apologize in advance.
What do you want?
What do you want?
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dehnoobshow (04/30/2015) [-] Well think of this situation and the reason it can lead to my confusion.
1- I am pretty sure we have never really talked, so I am not familiar with who you are. Chances are, we did, and I forgot
2- To simply say "boop" as a conversation started is odd, considering the above mentioned statement. It signals familiarity with each other, to which, I repeat, either do not remember, or am sure it is not present.
3- I am not doing anything specific, in case you were wondering.
1- I am pretty sure we have never really talked, so I am not familiar with who you are. Chances are, we did, and I forgot
2- To simply say "boop" as a conversation started is odd, considering the above mentioned statement. It signals familiarity with each other, to which, I repeat, either do not remember, or am sure it is not present.
3- I am not doing anything specific, in case you were wondering.
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dehnoobshow (02/28/2015) [-] dndxplain. Since I look like a complete asshole when I do it on your profile.
I know we already had this kind of image, but this one's better.
I know we already had this kind of image, but this one's better.
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dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-] Also, thingexplain why the **** did you not do this yourself?
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dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-] jokexplain pepsi'd? Or is it the same guy doing two things?
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jokexplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-] I'm thingexplain and I took over jokexplain and I made this as a favor to dndxplain
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dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-] So he owes you or you ****** up at one point and now the debt is settled.
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jokexplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-] There's no owing involved, lol. It made two people happy. That's all that matters. You crazy kids have a good time now. ;) If I had a sub that was on FJ you can bet your ass she'd be getting a similar one from me.
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dehnoobshow (02/19/2015) [-] I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
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ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-] My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...
Do I know you?
Do I know you?
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dehnoobshow (02/01/2015) [-] Nah, her name is Laurie-Ann
Seriously written like that. Unless your French, you don't know me.
Seriously written like that. Unless your French, you don't know me.
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ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-] That's fine then, I actually got concerned that someone I know comes on here.
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ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-] I'd have to make sure they never speak of the things they have seen.
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dehnoobshow (01/05/2015) [-] 
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dehnoobshow (01/05/2015) [-] "because I never watched Evangelion"
Kind of. Y'know. Explains everything there.
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Kind of. Y'know. Explains everything there.
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dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-] **dehnoobshow used "*roll cah question*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls _ would be woefully incomplete without _.**
**dehnoobshow rolls _ would be woefully incomplete without _.**
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dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-] **dehnoobshow used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.**
**dehnoobshow rolls Survivor's guilt.**
**dehnoobshow rolls Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.**
**dehnoobshow rolls Survivor's guilt.**
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dehnoobshow (01/02/2015) [-] Going for the old Windows feel.
And again, as you can see.
I really love red.
And again, as you can see.
I really love red.
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dehnoobshow (12/14/2014) [-] **dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, faggots*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
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dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-] **dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Honedge**
**dehnoobshow rolls Honedge**
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dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-] **dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Hitmonlee**
**dehnoobshow rolls Turtwig**
**dehnoobshow rolls Emolga**
**dehnoobshow rolls Qwilfish**
**dehnoobshow rolls Pignite**
**dehnoobshow rolls Nidoran**
**dehnoobshow rolls Hitmonlee**
**dehnoobshow rolls Turtwig**
**dehnoobshow rolls Emolga**
**dehnoobshow rolls Qwilfish**
**dehnoobshow rolls Pignite**
**dehnoobshow rolls Nidoran**
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dehnoobshow (12/13/2014) [-] **dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Herdier**
**dehnoobshow rolls Kadabra**
**dehnoobshow rolls Noctowl**
**dehnoobshow rolls Garbodor**
**dehnoobshow rolls Beedrill**
**dehnoobshow rolls Omanyte**
**dehnoobshow rolls Herdier**
**dehnoobshow rolls Kadabra**
**dehnoobshow rolls Noctowl**
**dehnoobshow rolls Garbodor**
**dehnoobshow rolls Beedrill**
**dehnoobshow rolls Omanyte**
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dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-] Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
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dehnoobshow (09/16/2014) [-] I don't want to play him, I want to **** him. Entirely different process.
