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Don't go for women. femboys won't key your car and try to run you over after a breakup.comment
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Gender: male
Age: 18
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, PC, PS2, N64, SNES
Video Games Played: Skoowim, Teeefftoo, Dentes Unfurno
X-box Gamertag: Campin Creeper
Interests: Sleep, Food, Dominant people, Being Submissive
Date Signed Up:8/09/2012
Last Login:1/12/2016
Location:in a pizzeria
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Someone once told me I was childish. Well sucks to be them they aren't allowed in my pillow fort.

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#26 - When he gets a writer and they finally start the webcomic. The…  [+] (2 new replies) 1 hour ago on Bomango - 24 +1
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#32 - thepizzadevourer (22 minutes ago) [-]
Nah, I'm with you on this one. The author basically apologized for it too. It's pretty obvious he's thought about a backstory, but thinking of one and writing a comic about it are two different things.
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#31 - donbionicle (34 minutes ago) [-]
Well it's been previously established she was gay, when one of Boobear's friends, Hector, tried to ask her out by proxy through Boobear. This is the first time it's been shown in action, though.
#58 - >Implying you're hot enough >Implying even if they w… 2 hours ago on drink driving 0
#56 - >> #41 , But. But When arrested you have yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on drink driving 0
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#62 - weinerdick (1 hour ago) [-]
maybe he was in the act of "arms behind your back" blah blah blah and she just took it off and beat him upside the head
#55 - Well I can help Step 1) Be a woman Step 2) kill someon… 2 hours ago on drink driving +1
#31 - No. I'm not into forcing someone to sex you. I'm into …  [+] (1 new reply) 3 hours ago on After a weekend of nothing... +3
#32 - solgood (2 hours ago) [-]
nupe
#56 - That's where you're half correct 3 hours ago on Love the booty +2
#13 - Just dance you slut. Dance for the robot 3 hours ago on damn clever bot! 0
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#55 - panicchemical (3 hours ago) [-]
you sir, are booty.
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#56 - dehnoobshow (3 hours ago) [-]
WWF -  Mr. Ass 1st WWF 1999 Custom Titantron HD
That's where you're half correct
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Only you can prevent aids.
Be the sugoi person you know you can be and prevent ass cancers.

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User avatar #227 - plataeiou (03/09/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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So...Teh-I MEAN DEHnoobshow....
Bob?
#601 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/11/2016) [-]
I don't know why I made this, dndxplain.
User avatar #596 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/29/2015) [-]
comicexplain, sorry to summon you out-of-thread. But I woke up this morning asking myself this.
What happened to my Father's favorite Character, Spawn? Is he in a company that just doesn't do things anymore, or is he canon dead and will never be heard from again?
User avatar #597 to #596 - comicexplain (07/29/2015) [-]
Gosh, Spawn. I -love- Spawn, and wish his series would stick around a bit longer on the screen! As for the character himself, he's been through so much over the years. Killing Satan, taking over Hell, killing angels, killing God, his children end up being God and the Devil, he has to re-kill them, before becoming God himself... Really, there's just so much lore to go through!

Spawn miscarries his and Wandas child, who becomes a new Hellspawn after washing herself in virgin blood to age to her prime, and after sealing her, decides to pass into a new dimension to reborn into a new weapon - One against both Heaven and Hell!
User avatar #598 to #597 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (07/30/2015) [-]
I probably didn't understand, but I will clarify, if you did understand, then apologies.
I meant, why haven't we been hearing about him? Are no more comics being made? Or is it because passing into a new dimension is their form of story end forever?
Because with all the alternate universes ******** they pull, I would expect one where Spawn still stays there.
User avatar #599 to #598 - comicexplain (07/30/2015) [-]
Spawn isn't touched upon much in the public view anymore. However...

www.spawn.com/comics/

I think you and your father might like this! McFarlane threw all his comics onto her, and some are still being pushed around.
User avatar #595 - darealsnooki (07/16/2015) [-]
I found a thread in which you showed that you have knowledge of WWE.

I'm just here to let you know that FJ has its own wrestling promotion now, in which numbers are rolled, and championships are won.

Also, we have the King of the Roll tournament. A tournament in which the winner receives $20 in Steam.

Lemme know if you're interested
#594 - tranquilizer (06/21/2015) [-]
I got you a present
#592 - anon (05/12/2015) [-]
You're a stupid slut. How many dicks did you suck yet?
User avatar #582 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
boop
User avatar #584 to #583 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Good Evening Hello.
#585 to #584 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
There is no way to say this without sounding rude, so I apologize in advance.
What do you want?
User avatar #586 to #585 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Nothing

Just to say hi see what's up.
#587 to #586 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Well think of this situation and the reason it can lead to my confusion.
1- I am pretty sure we have never really talked, so I am not familiar with who you are. Chances are, we did, and I forgot
2- To simply say "boop" as a conversation started is odd, considering the above mentioned statement. It signals familiarity with each other, to which, I repeat, either do not remember, or am sure it is not present.
3- I am not doing anything specific, in case you were wondering.
User avatar #588 to #587 - murrlogic ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
Neither am I and I know you aren't doing anything specific

wanna know how I know that?

You're on FJ
User avatar #589 to #588 - dndxplain ONLINE (04/30/2015) [-]
**** off.
#568 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (03/12/2015) [-]
dndxplain I realized I'm like a teenage white girl.
#552 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
dndxplain. Since I look like a complete asshole when I do it on your profile.
I know we already had this kind of image, but this one's better.
User avatar #553 to #552 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/28/2015) [-]
#531 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #600 to #531 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
It's gonna expire in two months :C
User avatar #535 to #531 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
Also, thingexplain why the **** did you not do this yourself?
User avatar #536 to #535 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
he's jokexplain now
User avatar #537 to #536 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
jokexplain pepsi'd? Or is it the same guy doing two things?
User avatar #538 to #537 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
I'm thingexplain and I took over jokexplain and I made this as a favor to dndxplain
User avatar #539 to #538 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
So he owes you or you ****** up at one point and now the debt is settled.
User avatar #540 to #539 - jokexplain ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
There's no owing involved, lol. It made two people happy. That's all that matters. You crazy kids have a good time now. ;) If I had a sub that was on FJ you can bet your ass she'd be getting a similar one from me.
#541 to #540 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/19/2015) [-]
I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
I was about to save face by making a pun but it's too late.
#532 to #531 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
B-But my birthday's in 4 months
B-But my birthday's in 4 months
User avatar #533 to #532 - dndxplain ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #534 to #533 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
I displayed it for everyone to see.
User avatar #530 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/04/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, 00-99*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls 12**
#525 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...   
   
Do I know you?
My name is Laurianne and I don't like pizza...

Do I know you?
User avatar #526 to #525 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Nah, her name is Laurie-Ann
Seriously written like that. Unless your French, you don't know me.
User avatar #527 to #526 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
That's fine then, I actually got concerned that someone I know comes on here.
User avatar #528 to #527 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
If someone I knew was on FJ. I would have to **** 'em.
User avatar #565 to #528 - dndxplain ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
excuse you?
User avatar #566 to #565 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
It's a little something called a joke.
User avatar #567 to #566 - dndxplain ONLINE (03/11/2015) [-]
should you have made that sort of joke?
User avatar #529 to #528 - ablazingspitfire (02/01/2015) [-]
I'd have to make sure they never speak of the things they have seen.
#509 - acaivy (01/04/2015) [-]
why are you a homo
#510 to #509 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Because not being gay is gay
#511 to #510 - acaivy (01/04/2015) [-]
rei > asska
#520 to #511 - Rei ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Damn right ************
#521 to #520 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
give pic with long hair rei
User avatar #524 to #523 - Rei ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Well rei is hot in general
#512 to #511 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Thank you for telling me who this is.
#513 to #512 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
why can't you rei
User avatar #514 to #513 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
Because I'm not a weeb because I never watched Evangelion.
#515 to #514 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
why would you asuka while you don't know how bitchy she acts
User avatar #516 to #515 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/05/2015) [-]
"because I never watched Evangelion"
Kind of. Y'know. Explains everything there.

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User avatar #517 to #516 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
you just like gingers
#519 to #518 - acaivy (01/05/2015) [-]
i like gingers too
User avatar #507 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll cah question*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls _ would be woefully incomplete without _.**
User avatar #508 to #507 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 2, cah answer*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster.**
**dehnoobshow rolls Survivor's guilt.**
User avatar #504 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
this profile color pains me
User avatar #505 to #504 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
Going for the old Windows feel.
And again, as you can see.
I really love red.
User avatar #506 to #505 - dndxplain ONLINE (01/02/2015) [-]
can it be a shade of red that doesn't bludgeon my eye sockets
User avatar #503 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (12/14/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, faggots*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
**dehnoobshow rolls Phanact**
User avatar #502 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Honedge**
User avatar #500 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Hitmonlee**
**dehnoobshow rolls Turtwig**
**dehnoobshow rolls Emolga**
**dehnoobshow rolls Qwilfish**
**dehnoobshow rolls Pignite**
**dehnoobshow rolls Nidoran**
User avatar #501 to #500 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (12/13/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow used "*roll 6, pokemon*"**
**dehnoobshow rolls Herdier**
**dehnoobshow rolls Kadabra**
**dehnoobshow rolls Noctowl**
**dehnoobshow rolls Garbodor**
**dehnoobshow rolls Beedrill**
**dehnoobshow rolls Omanyte**
#494 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #495 to #494 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow peeps**

(I forgot how it works)
User avatar #496 to #495 - dndxplain ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
**dndxplain rapes him**
User avatar #497 to #496 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
**dehnoobshow likes it**
#490 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
#491 to #490 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Here will have to do.
#479 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
#486 to #479 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (09/27/2014) [-]
Found the image I wanted to use when I saw this image.
#480 to #479 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
Oh baby~ The things I would let him do to me. (Which I'm making an ass out of u and me (assuming) by thinking it's a dude. Which I hope. I really do.)
User avatar #481 to #480 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
it's a dude
you could play him
in a pathfinder game
User avatar #482 to #481 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
I don't want to play him, I want to **** him. Entirely different process.
User avatar #483 to #482 - dndxplain ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
someone evidently wants a spanking
User avatar #484 to #483 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (09/16/2014) [-]
The don't show me such sexy men ;_;
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