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#3498191 - anonymous (04/10/2013) [-]
the categories take like 8 hours to update
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#271 - are you still on ? 04/09/2013 on itemz's profile 0
#37 - totally legit and not from reality kings  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on volksworgen's profile 0
User avatar #38 - volksworgen (04/09/2013) [-]
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#35 - no  [+] (14 new replies) 04/09/2013 on volksworgen's profile 0
#36 - volksworgen (04/09/2013) [-]
Do it faggot.
#39 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/09/2013) [-]
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This faggot looks familiar
#40 - volksworgen (04/09/2013) [-]
so does this one
#50 - citry (04/09/2013) [-]
so does this one
#41 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/09/2013) [-]
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#42 - volksworgen (04/09/2013) [-]
:/
#43 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/09/2013) [-]
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why the :/ ??
#44 - volksworgen (04/09/2013) [-]
Because fuck you thats why.





i use definites gif too much..
#45 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/09/2013) [-]
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That was mean ;_;
#46 - volksworgen (04/09/2013) [-]
Cheer up lil kit i still love ya. <3
#47 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/09/2013) [-]
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I must being going now I have to go to work.
#48 - volksworgen (04/09/2013) [-]
Be well.
#37 - definite (04/09/2013) [-]
totally legit and not from reality kings
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#3963206 - you have no idea how many people say this phrase  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on autism autism autism autism +1
#3963220 - zzRedzz (04/09/2013) [-]
That's a definite shame.
#33 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 04/09/2013 on volksworgen's profile 0
User avatar #34 - volksworgen (04/09/2013) [-]
Show us your butt spread your butt!
#35 - definite (04/09/2013) [-]
no
#36 - volksworgen (04/09/2013) [-]
Do it faggot.
#39 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/09/2013) [-]
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This faggot looks familiar
#40 - volksworgen (04/09/2013) [-]
so does this one
#50 - citry (04/09/2013) [-]
so does this one
#41 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/09/2013) [-]
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#42 - volksworgen (04/09/2013) [-]
:/
#43 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/09/2013) [-]
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why the :/ ??
#44 - volksworgen (04/09/2013) [-]
Because fuck you thats why.





i use definites gif too much..
#45 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/09/2013) [-]
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That was mean ;_;
#46 - volksworgen (04/09/2013) [-]
Cheer up lil kit i still love ya. <3
#47 - sparkyoneonetwo (04/09/2013) [-]
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I must being going now I have to go to work.
#48 - volksworgen (04/09/2013) [-]
Be well.
#37 - definite (04/09/2013) [-]
totally legit and not from reality kings
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#3491369 - okay, thanks 04/09/2013 on Play items 0

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User avatar #209 - danielfm (04/07/2013) [-]
are your level 5 badges 4 sale?
User avatar #206 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
eh, whatever
if you want to buy my items, pm me or comment, otherwise for right now im going offline
ill check when i get back on
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User avatar #182 to #177 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
will you people please stop harassing me
im not going to be here much longer so i dont see what the point is of annoying me for the amount of time im here
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User avatar #186 to #185 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
you said hi "deathbite".
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User avatar #192 to #191 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
im definite
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User avatar #194 to #193 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
well people are constantly saying im some weird conspirator with deathbite or that im deathbite and its stressful. i dont like the items board and i want to leave, and i thought that this would be better than letting them sit here on my profile..
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User avatar #196 to #195 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
yes
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User avatar #198 to #197 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
i dont know what to price it at
i have people offering me $8 for a god gem, and seeing how a level 5 badge is worth more than a god gem i assumed a level 5 would be around $10
then x10 for the ten badges
-25% because its in bulk
but people said that was too expensive
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User avatar #200 to #199 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
huh?
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User avatar #154 to #153 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
at what price?
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User avatar #157 to #155 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
but
why do you want these anyway?
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User avatar #159 to #158 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
okay :)
#160 to #159 - thesadpotatoe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #184 to #160 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
halo?
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User avatar #216 to #187 - definite (04/08/2013) [-]
thesadpotatoe
User avatar #217 to #216 - definite (04/08/2013) [-]
damn its not the same color
sorry for the mention
User avatar #188 to #187 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
okay
User avatar #162 to #160 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
okay got it fixed. ready whenever
User avatar #161 to #160 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
just a sec, having some trouble with my paypal...
User avatar #156 to #155 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
okay
is this going to be over paypal?
User avatar #152 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
badges:$154
god gems: $24
supers: $48
arch demons: $2x2=$4
abom form 3: $2
fj alien: $10
DYEL: $15
time wasting item: $2x2=$4
pooper aids: $15
fancy donut: $10
man eating plant: $1x3=$3
rare plants: $4x4=$16
ore badges: $2x6=$12
iron ore badge: $8
level 2 slimes: $1x3=$3
DGT:$6
random other rares: $10
bulk items such as gems and ores: $20
total: $364x.75(25% discount because purchase in bluk)=$273
User avatar #204 to #152 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
the god gems are 8 per x3 and the supers are 4 per x12
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User avatar #144 to #143 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
currently working on something atm
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User avatar #146 to #145 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
its okay, sorry not trying to be rude, this is just kinda important
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#141 - anonymous (04/06/2013) [-]
LOL
You're not fooling anyone.
You're not new.
You happen to buy apples, tomatoes, potatoes and pumpkins?
All the badge ones?
Hmmmm, how would a newbie know about this? Especially one who doesn't want to commit their life!
**** off, come clean cunt.
User avatar #142 to #141 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
im buying them for masturbator
i asked someone what all the food badges were and they told me that was it, and shes making them so i thought itd be nice of me to help her
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User avatar #136 to #135 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
really? :/
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User avatar #138 to #137 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
slimes?
im not really buying slimes..
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User avatar #140 to #139 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
apples, tomatoes, potatoes, and pumpkins
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User avatar #119 to #117 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
its okay.
so, are dgt's like the ultimate item then?
or im guessing theres probably something above them
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User avatar #125 to #123 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
arent there chest items rarer than that?
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User avatar #129 to #128 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
yeah the items you get from opening chests and stuff. someone told me there are items in chests that have like a 1/10000 chance to appear
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User avatar #133 to #132 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
huh? thats an item?
thats kinda weird
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User avatar #108 - came (04/06/2013) [-]
Don't sell da badge/DGT. If it comes to it, only sell your dupes
User avatar #111 to #108 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
im not selling my badge, unless someone offers to buy it with real money :P and ive been avoiding selling anything other than my dupes, but does it really matter if i lose a few?
User avatar #112 to #111 - came (04/06/2013) [-]
You'll be losing quite rare items that someone gifted you
User avatar #114 to #112 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
but someone gifted them to me :P
thats the joy of it, i didnt have to work for any of it so its more fun to blow it all off
User avatar #115 to #114 - came (04/06/2013) [-]
Guess you just have a different mindset to me
User avatar #118 to #115 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
im not planning on keeping them anyway. theyre for sale to anyone who wants to buy them, and until then im helping friends with current goals.
User avatar #120 to #118 - came (04/06/2013) [-]
Would you sell your hoarders?
User avatar #121 to #120 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
egg hoarders? yes but i dont think i have very many
User avatar #122 to #121 - came (04/06/2013) [-]
More than most people, what you after? (besides tomatoes as I dont think I have any)
User avatar #124 to #122 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
not really much other than that
im after other food items like potatoes and pumpkins, but im paying half as much for them as i would for tomatoes because i dont need them as much right now
User avatar #126 to #124 - came (04/06/2013) [-]
Potato to hoarder ratio?
User avatar #127 to #126 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
10 potatoes per, if thats fair
User avatar #130 to #127 - came (04/06/2013) [-]
7 per?
User avatar #131 to #130 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
okay, you know this better than i do :)
User avatar #113 to #112 - came (04/06/2013) [-]
Which will be very hard to get again
User avatar #107 - spartanian (04/06/2013) [-]
The only item I really would buy for other items is DGT
I don't really go for uniqes anymore, so I prefer just picking up bulge **** to still stay here, as I do enjoy items.
I'm not saying you shuld sell DGT for the tomatos, cus that weren't a very good trade, I'm just saying I prefer not selling items, sorry.
User avatar #109 to #107 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
aww okay :(
so many tomatoes..
User avatar #110 to #109 - spartanian (04/06/2013) [-]
I know, tomatos/pumpkins is a bitch to collect
#101 - nitsvssm (04/06/2013) [-]
thanks for the dragon :D
User avatar #102 to #101 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
no problem, thank you for doing my tokens :)
User avatar #103 to #102 - nitsvssm (04/06/2013) [-]
Of course :)
User avatar #96 - BiohazardSammich (04/06/2013) [-]
Sorry to hear about all the **** you're going through, I know how a bunch of people on this board at complete asshats. It's just too bad to see newer users treated this way because you came into something they wish they all had. I totally understand you not wanting to be part of this unrelenting environment, but you seem like a decent person, which will make me sad to see you go. Too many of the decent users leave because of the dickheads on this board, and it's a total shame.
User avatar #97 to #96 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
id stay if i could but right now in my life i have a lot of complications and not enough free time or mental capacity to deal with things like this.
its nothing you should be apologizing over, and not anything i really want to make a big fuss about. id probably be accused of whoring for attention if i did.
Im not sure exactly what im going to do about it right now, if i can find someone who will buy them ill probably take it, but if not im going to leave them here till i have more free time and come back later when people are less riled by the situation
thanks for the care though :)
User avatar #98 to #97 - BiohazardSammich (04/06/2013) [-]
And that's perfectly understandable, it's not exactly and ideal situation for someone with the time or mental capacity to deal with anyway. I really hope things work out for you on all fronts, especially life, that's the most important. As far as buying goes, I think paying for these things with real money is insane, I mean it's just a meaningless internet game. But anyway, good luck with your ordeals, I hope everything goes well for you!
User avatar #99 to #98 - definite (04/06/2013) [-]
thanks
User avatar #100 to #99 - BiohazardSammich (04/06/2013) [-]
It's my pleasure.
User avatar #68 - jmezfm (04/05/2013) [-]
So you've got 5 level 5 badges.

I would love to buy them. I'll pay a crap ton for 'em. :)

I'm trying to make my own level 6. and not many people are selling badges at the moment.
User avatar #69 to #68 - definite (04/05/2013) [-]
well im not looking to sell many rare items yet, i want to learn the worth of items first before any heavy selling
youre welcome to send a trade if you want, but im going to be pretty edgy about selling anything for about a week probably
whats the point of the level 6 fj badge though? seems like a lot of work for nothing to me
User avatar #70 to #69 - jmezfm (04/05/2013) [-]
No worries! take your time! I don't like to rip people off, so you could trust you'd be getting a good trade from me.

And badges really aren't all the great. For me, it's just so that I can get a jump on my competitors on the items ranking. The level 6 really doesnt do anything but look pretty.
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User avatar #61 to #60 - definite (04/05/2013) [-]
yeah, i won a user named death.bite's items in a contest
i just started this a few days ago
and okay, you should have just told me that instead of accepting :P
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User avatar #63 to #62 - definite (04/05/2013) [-]
thanks :) you are very nice.
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User avatar #65 to #64 - definite (04/05/2013) [-]
why isnt it easy?
most of the people have been nice to me, the only insults i get are from godly anonymous
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User avatar #67 to #66 - definite (04/05/2013) [-]
thanks, you too
#48 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
I don't suppose you're selling them for $.
Are you?
User avatar #50 to #48 - definite (04/05/2013) [-]
not my particular idea for it, but i dont mind offers
#51 to #50 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
All for $50
User avatar #54 to #51 - definite (04/05/2013) [-]
ill keep it in mind, but i dont know how to reply to your offer since youre anon
#57 to #54 - anonymous (04/05/2013) [-]
I have Paypal.
just tell me.
User avatar #59 to #57 - definite (04/05/2013) [-]
huh?
User avatar #47 - raisedpsycho (04/05/2013) [-]
Hey man, is there anything of mine that I can give you for one of your god gems? If there isn't, it's cool.
User avatar #49 to #47 - definite (04/05/2013) [-]
im not sure, im not really sure of what i have and what its worth so i dont want to try to trade anything big yet
someone told me theyd buy a god gem for $8, so i dont want to trade till i have a good sense of what theyre worth and stuff
User avatar #52 to #49 - raisedpsycho (04/05/2013) [-]
Alright, its all good
User avatar #28 - definite (04/03/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/deathbite
buying badges 15 rits each
User avatar #27 - definite (04/03/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/user/bumbie
buying bananas 1 25 token or 45 rits each
User avatar #24 to #23 - definite (04/03/2013) [-]
thats the results?
is that good or bad?
User avatar #25 to #24 - tramp (04/03/2013) [-]
Its alright, you can get 6 fab chests and keys from the pink tickets :)
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