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| Age: | 24 |
| Date Signed Up: | 9/29/2011 |
| Last Login: | 1/13/2016 |
| Location: | Under a rock in the middle of a swamp |
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| Total Comments Made: | 1291 |
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latest user's comments
| #22 - Can someone give some source about all the "feature"… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on My people need me | +1 |
| #27 - There are many types of dwarfism | 01/10/2016 on when u get ambushed by a... | +7 |
| #9 - I need to know the source of this | 12/30/2015 on MFW the potato is solid 5/7 | +1 |
| #71 - Y nada de gaseosa, solo soda o agua | 12/29/2015 on Fit inspiration | 0 |
| #70 - De Argentina también Es todo cuestión de voluntad, yo pu… [+] (1 new reply) | 12/29/2015 on Fit inspiration | +3 |
| #3 - No matter how many times I see this joke, I can't really under… [+] (25 new replies) | 12/25/2015 on Sex | +20 |
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mindyourownbusines (12/26/2015) [-] A "knick-knack" is a term commonly used to describe little decorations people keep around their houses - like little porcelain figures. A "paddy" is an anachronistic term used to describe Irish people; while "patty" is a term used commonly to describe the meat portion of a burger (or similar, bun-contained food item). Since this joke was transcribed from a spoken telling I can't be sure which was the intended usage. In this context, "whack" refers to the mob use of the term as euphemism for "kill." So the pun was on him unexpectedly linking a seemingly random event spontaneously to a popular musical line - in this case a nursery rhyme. A "knick-knack paddy whack" would mean a murder by an Irishman using household baubles. And a "knick-knack patty whack" would mean the murder of a living beef patty - aka. a cow - via household trinkets. #27 -
anon (12/26/2015) [-] A paddy field is a flooded parcel of arable land used for growing semiaquatic rice. #9 -
redrangerpower (12/26/2015) [-] **redrangerpower used "*roll picture*"** **redrangerpower rolled image** Knick-Knack is an old slang term. Usually it refers to useless little things you put on shelves; think Better Homes And Garden type stuff. In this case, Knick-Knacks refer to the little porcelain figures. Whack is, likewise, a slang term. Whack is generally used in the sense of a mafia type organized crime killing. Paddy, in this context, could either refer to the location: a rice patty field, or the hitman: whose last name sounds Irish and can thus be called Paddy as an anti-Irish slur. The whole "Knick-knack paddy whack" is a reference to an old childrens song, "This Old Man". This song is about an old man molesting the singer, then doing things to their corpse. Why are nursery rhymes so fucked up, yet we allow children to learn them by heart? #25 -
anon (12/26/2015) [-] Watching that felt like going through a minefield. I've seen so many "innocent" things corrupt themselves, it was refreshing to see it not blow up in a shower of gore and bile. Not necessarily. Being that it's an old English nursery rhyme, it SHOULD be paddy. America has a fascination with confusing "Patty" for "Paddy". Rice field is also known as a paddy field. Porcelain figures = Knick-knack (usually reference to small ornaments). Whack = Death. #13 -
DremoraValkynaz (12/26/2015) [-] Nah, the song has always been paddywhack. Reminds me of how people confuse St.Patricks Day as "Pattys Day" where in fact its "Paddys Day". Padraig being the Irish name for Patrick, so Paddy being a nickname and often used to describe and Irish man. That concludes my useless information for today. Please grab a leaflet on the way out. upyourarsinal | ||
| #237 - Picture | 12/19/2015 on Scrap & Topheavy #2 | 0 |
| #28 - that one is dead | 12/19/2015 on Shpiders | +5 |
| #37 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 12/17/2015 on Pokemon troll lady ~yui | +35 |
| commoddity.deviantart.com/art/Vanilla-Flash-529498014 here is the source the said animation comes from(a little longer, all it does is add a bit more context) and the guys tumblr, if your lazy commoddity.tumblr.com | ||
| #7 - Comment deleted [+] (1 new reply) | 12/16/2015 on A flying fish flees from a... | +1 |
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