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Age: 24
Date Signed Up:9/29/2011
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:Under a rock in the middle of a swamp
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#22 - Can someone give some source about all the "feature"…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on My people need me +1
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#28 - bonlino (01/11/2016) [-]
when fallout 4 was being presented at some show before it was released, he claims everything in the game was perfect, and everything unique in the game is a feature (or something along those lines, dont bet on this horse yet) so people make jokes when glitches happen.
#27 - There are many types of dwarfism 01/10/2016 on when u get ambushed by a... +7
#9 - I need to know the source of this 12/30/2015 on MFW the potato is solid 5/7 +1
#71 - Y nada de gaseosa, solo soda o agua 12/29/2015 on Fit inspiration 0
#70 - De Argentina también Es todo cuestión de voluntad, yo pu…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/29/2015 on Fit inspiration +3
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#71 - defesede (12/29/2015) [-]
Y nada de gaseosa, solo soda o agua
#3 - No matter how many times I see this joke, I can't really under…  [+] (25 new replies) 12/25/2015 on Sex +20
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#36 - rjgnal (12/27/2015) [-]
knick-knack = 2 small porcelain figures
paddy = rice field
whack = beat to death
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#24 - mindyourownbusines (12/26/2015) [-]
A "knick-knack" is a term commonly used to describe little decorations people keep around their houses - like little porcelain figures.

A "paddy" is an anachronistic term used to describe Irish people; while "patty" is a term used commonly to describe the meat portion of a burger (or similar, bun-contained food item). Since this joke was transcribed from a spoken telling I can't be sure which was the intended usage.

In this context, "whack" refers to the mob use of the term as euphemism for "kill."

So the pun was on him unexpectedly linking a seemingly random event spontaneously to a popular musical line - in this case a nursery rhyme. A "knick-knack paddy whack" would mean a murder by an Irishman using household baubles. And a "knick-knack patty whack" would mean the murder of a living beef patty - aka. a cow - via household trinkets.
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#29 - ameercat (12/26/2015) [-]
paddy and patty could mean the same thing, it just depends on how its said and the context
#28 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
paddy refers to the rice fields that the hit went down in
#27 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
A paddy field is a flooded parcel of arable land used for growing semiaquatic rice.
#9 - redrangerpower (12/26/2015) [-]
**redrangerpower used "*roll picture*"**
**redrangerpower rolled image**
Knick-Knack is an old slang term. Usually it refers to useless little things you put on shelves; think Better Homes And Garden type stuff. In this case, Knick-Knacks refer to the little porcelain figures.

Whack is, likewise, a slang term. Whack is generally used in the sense of a mafia type organized crime killing.

Paddy, in this context, could either refer to the location: a rice patty field, or the hitman: whose last name sounds Irish and can thus be called Paddy as an anti-Irish slur.
#8 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
F is for "fuck nigga, get the water."
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#5 - DremoraValkynaz (12/25/2015) [-]
The whole "Knick-knack paddy whack" is a reference to an old childrens song, "This Old Man".
#6 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
This Old Man He Played One - Kids songs and nursery rhymes by EFlashApps <the song that it came from.
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#32 - buddywuggle (12/26/2015) [-]
This song is about an old man molesting the singer, then doing things to their corpse. Why are nursery rhymes so fucked up, yet we allow children to learn them by heart?
#31 - lordpancake (12/26/2015) [-]
Six is NOT what I'd thought it was gonna be. :/
#25 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Watching that felt like going through a minefield.

I've seen so many "innocent" things corrupt themselves, it was refreshing to see it not blow up in a shower of gore and bile.
#23 - iexs (12/26/2015) [-]
"he played knick knack on my spine"

????
#20 - terribletim (12/26/2015) [-]
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#15 - DremoraValkynaz (12/26/2015) [-]
Not necessarily. Being that it's an old English nursery rhyme, it SHOULD be paddy.

America has a fascination with confusing "Patty" for "Paddy".
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#33 - TestesFly (12/26/2015) [-]
That's because an American accent generally replaces medial T with D.
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#16 - DremoraValkynaz (12/26/2015) [-]
To clarify, confusing patty in non food related things.
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#4 - DremoraValkynaz (12/25/2015) [-]
Rice field is also known as a paddy field.

Porcelain figures = Knick-knack (usually reference to small ornaments).

Whack = Death.
#12 - Zaxplab (12/26/2015) [-]
Huh. I always thought it was "pattty" whack.

Because cows get turned into burger patties.
#13 - DremoraValkynaz (12/26/2015) [-]
Nah, the song has always been paddywhack.

Reminds me of how people confuse St.Patricks Day as "Pattys Day" where in fact its "Paddys Day". Padraig being the Irish name for Patrick, so Paddy being a nickname and often used to describe and Irish man.

That concludes my useless information for today. Please grab a leaflet on the way out.

upyourarsinal
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#14 - upyourarsinal (12/26/2015) [-]
"you too can raise the steaks by DremoraValkynaz"
neat!
#17 - DremoraValkynaz (12/26/2015) [-]
Speaking steak, man, I could destroy one right about now.

Damn you for making me hungry.
#19 - upyourarsinal (12/26/2015) [-]
go get that steak
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#11 - upyourarsinal (12/26/2015) [-]
also a cow can be turned into burgers or "patties"
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#28 - that one is dead 12/19/2015 on Shpiders +5
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#42 - blackmore (12/17/2015) [-]
commoddity.deviantart.com/art/Vanilla-Flash-529498014 here is the source the said animation comes from(a little longer, all it does is add a bit more context) and the guys tumblr, if your lazy commoddity.tumblr.com
#85 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
awwww, yes!
#157 - anon (12/17/2015) [-]
now you just make the new cancer of our generation
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User avatar #6 - Anjack ONLINE (11/22/2013) [-]
Do you play wow?
User avatar #7 to #6 - defesede (11/23/2013) [-]
Yes I do
Used to
User avatar #8 to #7 - Anjack ONLINE (11/23/2013) [-]
Ever thing about coming back?
User avatar #9 to #8 - defesede (11/23/2013) [-]
Sometimes, played in private servers, had arena team and everything.
I tried with some friends to try pandaria, used the trial. But we found out that the coneccion from the official server was awful
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#2 to #1 - defesede (04/12/2012) [-]
Please tell me that no one rolled my name
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