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#8 - I didn't find anything. All I found was a bunch of informatio… 10/26/2013 on Showers. 0
#6 - But the Oatmeal doesn't even make C&H comics. Why does he…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2013 on Showers. 0
#7 - tender (10/26/2013) [-]
Its a long extravagant thing i dont feel like sourcing, been up for 34 hours. But its some legal mumbo jumbo, Go ahead, look it up.
User avatar #8 - defectivetoast (10/26/2013) [-]
I didn't find anything. All I found was a bunch of information about a bunch of man children fighting, but no outcome.
#12 - "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo … 10/26/2013 on Will Will Smith smith? 0
#2 - What game is this from?  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2013 on See here, Ivan +1
User avatar #3 - wakazooie (10/24/2013) [-]
S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
#2 - You forgot the part where he pees his pants. 10/22/2013 on sims 3 logic +7
#3 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 10/18/2013 on Pls give it back +12
#20 - djequalizee (10/19/2013) [-]
As a user browsing with a dated battery this makes me uncomfortable
User avatar #4 - admiralen (10/18/2013) [-]
difference between burning and exploding
#19 - anonymous (10/19/2013) [-]
2:40) "Do not throw water on this fire... it could cause an explosion."
Because you know someone with a soda/water will instinctively try to throw water on it.
User avatar #23 - admiralen (10/19/2013) [-]
do you even know why that is? the fire just expands a bit into the air because the burning oil goes up with the steam, again it wont hurt someone or put the plane on fire, they also have fire extinguishers
#8 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #22 - admiralen (10/19/2013) [-]
do you even know what it is? its an incredibly fast burning, not the same as regular burning thanks to heat, theres a difference
#24 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
User avatar #25 - admiralen (10/19/2013) [-]
thus not the same thing as burning, a computer battery wont explode, it will just burn and pop
#26 - aklidic has deleted their comment.
#7 - lordraine (10/18/2013) [-]
Actually there isn't. An explosion and a burn are the same thing.
User avatar #9 - gammajk (10/19/2013) [-]
Except they aren't.
#5 - traceirving (10/18/2013) [-]
Still pretty dangerous
User avatar #6 - admiralen (10/18/2013) [-]
difference is that you could keep some nitroglycerin in a bottle while the battery could burn the seats at most
User avatar #10 - settlwlvs (10/19/2013) [-]
-set laptop in secluded area
-rig to catch fire

By the time anyone can react, the fire will have already spread to important parts of the plane (fuel lines, electrical systems, etc.). Plus, the mass panic will make finding and putting out the fire even harder.

TSA could always just open a water bottle and smell or taste it. Although nobody wants to drink other people's water, ruling that something is merely water is pretty easy.
User avatar #21 - admiralen (10/19/2013) [-]
yeah but the dude is whining about them checking his bottle, also how will you get to the secluded area where the fuel lines are without the personel finding out, besides most of airplanes are plastic or metal, so it doesnt have much to catch on too
User avatar #18 - hates (10/19/2013) [-]
Plus, the video said that pouring water over a lithium ion fire would make it worse, or help spread the fire. So you just have to make the laptop catch fire, then pour a ton of water over it, pretending to try to stop the fire when you're actually helping to spread it.
#79 - Everyone talking about how their headset is the best not reali… 10/16/2013 on lucky bastard 0
#68 - It is just not worth it buying different types of pizzas just … 10/13/2013 on Admin's asleep, post cp. 0
#46 - There is tomato sauce on that pizza. They are the cheapest pi…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Admin's asleep, post cp. +1
#50 - cursesnew (10/13/2013) [-]
Sounds like a boring party then. Cheese pizza is not a pizza it's a big sandwich for kids.

You can order several types of pizza and have people who dislike most of them stick to the one they like.

Cheese and olive oil? Eeeh that does not sound good at all. Mild or mixed makes no difference here. I've tried both types and I rather just have one sauce.
User avatar #68 - defectivetoast (10/13/2013) [-]
It is just not worth it buying different types of pizzas just for large parties. Its understandable if you have a few friends together, but at a large party it would not be worth buying different types of pizza. Most people will most likely be happy with the cheese pizza instead of different variety pizzas. Also, white pizza is more like a cheesy flat bread than a actual pizza.
#24 - CP= cheese pizza you retard.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/13/2013 on Admin's asleep, post cp. +2
#34 - cursesnew (10/13/2013) [-]
Who the fuck just orders and cheese pizza? That's a kids pizza here in Sweden, no wait, we don't have that type of child pizza, our pizza with the least amount of stuff on only has cheese and tomato sauce.

Even if it's an Cheese pizza there is just too much cheese.
User avatar #104 - italianrambo (10/14/2013) [-]
> we dont have that kind of pizza
> cheese and tomato sauce

wtf do you think cheese pizza is?
User avatar #46 - defectivetoast (10/13/2013) [-]
There is tomato sauce on that pizza. They are the cheapest pizza here in the U.S . Also people order them for parties and gatherings because if someone like you likes pineapple on their pizza, and normal people do not like pineapple on their pizza, no one can complain that they did not get the right stuff on their pizza. Also, you've clearly never had white pizza, which is pizza with cheese and olive oil. 2012+1: still getting mild sauce on your kebab instead of mixed.
#50 - cursesnew (10/13/2013) [-]
Sounds like a boring party then. Cheese pizza is not a pizza it's a big sandwich for kids.

You can order several types of pizza and have people who dislike most of them stick to the one they like.

Cheese and olive oil? Eeeh that does not sound good at all. Mild or mixed makes no difference here. I've tried both types and I rather just have one sauce.
User avatar #68 - defectivetoast (10/13/2013) [-]
It is just not worth it buying different types of pizzas just for large parties. Its understandable if you have a few friends together, but at a large party it would not be worth buying different types of pizza. Most people will most likely be happy with the cheese pizza instead of different variety pizzas. Also, white pizza is more like a cheesy flat bread than a actual pizza.
#6 - hersey doesn't make m&m's.  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on Obviously Magic 0
#7 - robrambo (10/13/2013) [-]
Well, my point about the wax remains the same
#282 - Okay 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +1
#279 - Now do it for this guy. He already has a gun.  [+] (3 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +3
User avatar #321 - idoliam (10/10/2013) [-]
Bond antagonists that never made it to film #5: His inbred cousin
User avatar #280 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
I don't feel like it
User avatar #282 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Okay
#277 - His facial expression his pretty awkward, but what I want to k… 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +2
#268 - Yeah, i don't feel like dumping anymore. I don't think anyone… 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +3
#262 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +2
#268 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, i don't feel like dumping anymore. I don't think anyone cares anyway.
#243 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +2
#262 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#268 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, i don't feel like dumping anymore. I don't think anyone cares anyway.
#242 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +2
#278 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
Add a gun, a sepia filter, and fire in the background and he's about 70% more attractive
User avatar #285 - boogihead (10/10/2013) [-]
This man should make a appearance in Boardwalk Empire.

And he should not make a comment on the show involving ponies.
Ever.

Anywhere.
#279 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Now do it for this guy. He already has a gun.
User avatar #321 - idoliam (10/10/2013) [-]
Bond antagonists that never made it to film #5: His inbred cousin
User avatar #280 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
I don't feel like it
User avatar #282 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Okay
#243 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#262 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#268 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, i don't feel like dumping anymore. I don't think anyone cares anyway.
#241 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +4
#242 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#278 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
Add a gun, a sepia filter, and fire in the background and he's about 70% more attractive
User avatar #285 - boogihead (10/10/2013) [-]
This man should make a appearance in Boardwalk Empire.

And he should not make a comment on the show involving ponies.
Ever.

Anywhere.
#279 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Now do it for this guy. He already has a gun.
User avatar #321 - idoliam (10/10/2013) [-]
Bond antagonists that never made it to film #5: His inbred cousin
User avatar #280 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
I don't feel like it
User avatar #282 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Okay
#243 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#262 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#268 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, i don't feel like dumping anymore. I don't think anyone cares anyway.
#239 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +2
#241 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#242 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#278 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
Add a gun, a sepia filter, and fire in the background and he's about 70% more attractive
User avatar #285 - boogihead (10/10/2013) [-]
This man should make a appearance in Boardwalk Empire.

And he should not make a comment on the show involving ponies.
Ever.

Anywhere.
#279 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Now do it for this guy. He already has a gun.
User avatar #321 - idoliam (10/10/2013) [-]
Bond antagonists that never made it to film #5: His inbred cousin
User avatar #280 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
I don't feel like it
User avatar #282 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Okay
#243 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#262 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#268 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, i don't feel like dumping anymore. I don't think anyone cares anyway.
#238 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +3
#239 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#241 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#242 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#278 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
Add a gun, a sepia filter, and fire in the background and he's about 70% more attractive
User avatar #285 - boogihead (10/10/2013) [-]
This man should make a appearance in Boardwalk Empire.

And he should not make a comment on the show involving ponies.
Ever.

Anywhere.
#279 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Now do it for this guy. He already has a gun.
User avatar #321 - idoliam (10/10/2013) [-]
Bond antagonists that never made it to film #5: His inbred cousin
User avatar #280 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
I don't feel like it
User avatar #282 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Okay
#243 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#262 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#268 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, i don't feel like dumping anymore. I don't think anyone cares anyway.
#237 - This one doesn't need any captions to make me cringe.  [+] (15 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +3
User avatar #326 - oilcookedsolanacea (10/10/2013) [-]
Ya know, I will admit that is a bitchin' shirt.
User avatar #432 - ljxjlos (10/10/2013) [-]
It definitely protects you from the "bitches", that´s true...
#238 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#239 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#241 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#242 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#278 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
Add a gun, a sepia filter, and fire in the background and he's about 70% more attractive
User avatar #285 - boogihead (10/10/2013) [-]
This man should make a appearance in Boardwalk Empire.

And he should not make a comment on the show involving ponies.
Ever.

Anywhere.
#279 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Now do it for this guy. He already has a gun.
User avatar #321 - idoliam (10/10/2013) [-]
Bond antagonists that never made it to film #5: His inbred cousin
User avatar #280 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
I don't feel like it
User avatar #282 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Okay
#243 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#262 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#268 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, i don't feel like dumping anymore. I don't think anyone cares anyway.
#236 - Picture  [+] (16 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +2
#237 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
This one doesn't need any captions to make me cringe.
User avatar #326 - oilcookedsolanacea (10/10/2013) [-]
Ya know, I will admit that is a bitchin' shirt.
User avatar #432 - ljxjlos (10/10/2013) [-]
It definitely protects you from the "bitches", that´s true...
#238 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#239 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#241 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#242 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#278 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
Add a gun, a sepia filter, and fire in the background and he's about 70% more attractive
User avatar #285 - boogihead (10/10/2013) [-]
This man should make a appearance in Boardwalk Empire.

And he should not make a comment on the show involving ponies.
Ever.

Anywhere.
#279 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Now do it for this guy. He already has a gun.
User avatar #321 - idoliam (10/10/2013) [-]
Bond antagonists that never made it to film #5: His inbred cousin
User avatar #280 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
I don't feel like it
User avatar #282 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Okay
#243 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#262 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#268 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, i don't feel like dumping anymore. I don't think anyone cares anyway.
#235 - Picture  [+] (17 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +2
#236 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#237 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
This one doesn't need any captions to make me cringe.
User avatar #326 - oilcookedsolanacea (10/10/2013) [-]
Ya know, I will admit that is a bitchin' shirt.
User avatar #432 - ljxjlos (10/10/2013) [-]
It definitely protects you from the "bitches", that´s true...
#238 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#239 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#241 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#242 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#278 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
Add a gun, a sepia filter, and fire in the background and he's about 70% more attractive
User avatar #285 - boogihead (10/10/2013) [-]
This man should make a appearance in Boardwalk Empire.

And he should not make a comment on the show involving ponies.
Ever.

Anywhere.
#279 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Now do it for this guy. He already has a gun.
User avatar #321 - idoliam (10/10/2013) [-]
Bond antagonists that never made it to film #5: His inbred cousin
User avatar #280 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
I don't feel like it
User avatar #282 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Okay
#243 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#262 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#268 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, i don't feel like dumping anymore. I don't think anyone cares anyway.
#234 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 10/10/2013 on Cringe Compilation 3 +2
#235 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#236 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#237 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
This one doesn't need any captions to make me cringe.
User avatar #326 - oilcookedsolanacea (10/10/2013) [-]
Ya know, I will admit that is a bitchin' shirt.
User avatar #432 - ljxjlos (10/10/2013) [-]
It definitely protects you from the "bitches", that´s true...
#238 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#239 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#241 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#242 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#278 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
Add a gun, a sepia filter, and fire in the background and he's about 70% more attractive
User avatar #285 - boogihead (10/10/2013) [-]
This man should make a appearance in Boardwalk Empire.

And he should not make a comment on the show involving ponies.
Ever.

Anywhere.
#279 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Now do it for this guy. He already has a gun.
User avatar #321 - idoliam (10/10/2013) [-]
Bond antagonists that never made it to film #5: His inbred cousin
User avatar #280 - foelkera (10/10/2013) [-]
I don't feel like it
User avatar #282 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Okay
#243 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#262 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
#268 - defectivetoast (10/10/2013) [-]
Yeah, i don't feel like dumping anymore. I don't think anyone cares anyway.

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