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Date Signed Up:7/19/2011
Last Login:8/05/2014
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#24 - Vagos is what they are called 06/10/2013 on Prepare your anus... +1
#4 - Look mom I'm tr0ll1ng n00b5 on le internet  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on omegle +89
#12 - hugotr has deleted their comment.
#10 - maybe soon we'll be able to get girlfriends.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/08/2013 on The fuck I wouldn't +60
#98 - minsheme (06/08/2013) [-]
No, no, no, no, no
We all know how that ends
User avatar #83 - lolerbot (06/08/2013) [-]
I WOULD IF I COULD MOTHERFUCKER
#78 - anonymous (06/08/2013) [-]
Reminds me of the Futurama episode when Fry downloads Lucy Liu
#1 - Maybe its both. 06/08/2013 on Yeseses +2
#10 - Thank gosh you censored that no no word. My mommy would have b… 06/08/2013 on Dark +11
#4 - Picture 06/07/2013 on Spam 0
#279 - channel filters 06/07/2013 on Make suggestions for FJ 0
#58 - Look mom, I'm tr0lling le n00b5 on le internet xDDDDDDDDDDDDDD… 06/06/2013 on the art of the troll +37
#7 - But he will have to make social interaction when he forgets hi…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2013 on autism +44
#11 - akg (06/01/2013) [-]
User avatar #115 - dayasalion (06/02/2013) [-]
3deep5me
#10 - iwebby (06/01/2013) [-]
#35 - This one will probably make you rage 05/27/2013 on The only magazine I... +4
#27 - Do you know this guy by any chance, he has your love of mexica…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on The only magazine I... +5
User avatar #57 - apocalypticburrito (05/28/2013) [-]
well i am a man who loves his burritos
but i was making a reference to perry the platapus
a platapus who is a secret agent and fights crime in a fedora
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on 99 problems. +1
#29 - anonymous (05/26/2013) [-]
I tape mine off.
#2 - actually you won't be able to play gta 5 on your xbox one beca… 05/25/2013 on Getting ready for the Xbox... +2
#5 - You must go to a school in a really bad neighborhood then. 05/25/2013 on TRUE. 0
#10 - Picture 05/25/2013 on xbox one is always watching +3
#5 - apparently it will have infrared as well.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Xbox One 0
User avatar #6 - daentraya (05/23/2013) [-]
Then block that out too with whatevers good at that. Must be something that can do the job
User avatar #10 - rtsgamer (05/24/2013) [-]
tin foil?
User avatar #27 - daentraya (05/24/2013) [-]
Yeah! Fuck that camera
#2 - Sony did not announce a used games fee yet, but it can be assu…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Next Gen Consoles -1
#12 - jinkazama (05/23/2013) [-]
No, it can be assumed that there won't be one because if they don't have a fee for used games they can pretty much eliminate their biggest rival from the market.
#7 - ledheadtlc (05/23/2013) [-]
EA recently dropped that policy.
#9 - sparox (05/23/2013) [-]
And now you know why. Game fee? Yes.
#98 - Yes, she was a waitress.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2013 on So I called Amy's Baking... +2
User avatar #99 - markertemp (05/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I don't think this was the same one who was talking about tips.
User avatar #103 - andraste (05/22/2013) [-]
she wasnt the one who spoke about it but the owner took all staff tips
#89 - It's the waitress. (Amy's husband, Sammy, took her tips)  [+] (7 new replies) 05/22/2013 on So I called Amy's Baking... +6
User avatar #94 - markertemp (05/22/2013) [-]
I thought that waitress was dark haired. I think the one in this picture is the girl who got fired for asking a question.
User avatar #255 - xxleeroyjenkinsxx (05/23/2013) [-]
no she was the sous chef
#105 - lotengo (05/22/2013) [-]
yep, thats katy...cute thing if u ask me.

She is also the one that trashtalks ABC over the internet via Reddit. pic related i dont think i have to explain
User avatar #106 - markertemp (05/22/2013) [-]
Hell, she trashtalked them on camera, even before she was fired.
User avatar #98 - defectivetoast (05/22/2013) [-]
Yes, she was a waitress.
User avatar #99 - markertemp (05/22/2013) [-]
Yeah, but I don't think this was the same one who was talking about tips.
User avatar #103 - andraste (05/22/2013) [-]
she wasnt the one who spoke about it but the owner took all staff tips
#77 - Picture 05/22/2013 on So I called Amy's Baking... +114
#58 - enlarge  [+] (11 new replies) 05/22/2013 on Battletoads +42
User avatar #59 - settlwlvs (05/22/2013) [-]
guerrilla*

lol
#65 - anonymous (05/22/2013) [-]
>cant recognise one of the oldest copypastas
User avatar #79 - Nightinear (05/22/2013) [-]
>Gorilla warfare
>Old Copypasta

Pick one
User avatar #67 - settlwlvs (05/22/2013) [-]
I know what it is, I'm just a spelling and grammar nazi. Can't help it
User avatar #88 - warioteam (05/22/2013) [-]
yea you can, you stupid cunt.
#111 - yearofthemonkey (05/22/2013) [-]
I pictured you saying this like Simon Cowell on family guy.

"Settlwlvs, you shouldn't, actually, even be alive, you sniveling little creep. I hate you so much, I want to shoot you in your face."
User avatar #117 - reactionist (05/22/2013) [-]
I read it in his voice....
User avatar #132 - yearofthemonkey (05/22/2013) [-]
me too. 10x funnier.
User avatar #112 - settlwlvs (05/22/2013) [-]
This makes me smile.
User avatar #108 - settlwlvs (05/22/2013) [-]
Feel good about yourself now? Does calling someone a cunt over the internet for having a pet peeve make your self esteem all warm and fuzzy?
User avatar #177 - warioteam (05/22/2013) [-]
yes
#450 - Picture 05/22/2013 on Do it for the internet 0
#26 - But that's not fun. 05/21/2013 on Do it for the internet 0
#23 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/21/2013 on Do it for the internet +5
#252 - vonspyder (05/22/2013) [-]
goriilla warfare?

I think that should be guerrilla warfare
#450 - defectivetoast (05/22/2013) [-]
#4 - here's one that I made in paint about her husband  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on boredom +59
#9 - marsupilami (05/21/2013) [-]

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