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#218 - Picture  [+] (23 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Thanks Funnyjunk. +1
#219 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #277 - davvi (06/25/2013) [-]
hashketchum, that's the guy whose photo you stole
User avatar #492 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Didn't steal it, just cropped it. Did you really think that was me m8?
User avatar #509 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
no. otherwise i would have written "that's you" or something. don't worry, i don't trust a word you say
User avatar #510 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Not even when I say I love you?
User avatar #511 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
only if you put "all the homo" after that
#512 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
I love you.
All the homo
User avatar #513 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
cool, finally i have a pic of you
#514 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Because I'm 12, right?
#515 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #516 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Seriously though, that was funny you fucker.
#517 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
that's what i do
thanks mate
#220 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #313 - rockamekishiko (06/25/2013) [-]
thursday outfit is alright except for the fedora
#227 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #519 - heartlessrobot (06/27/2013) [-]
Does it count if my shorts are baggy because I've actually started to lose weight?
#228 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #317 - theshadowed (06/25/2013) [-]
I actually quite like the suit
#234 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
I don't feel like dumping anymore of these.
#217 - Picture  [+] (28 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Thanks Funnyjunk. +1
User avatar #523 - haunterbrony (07/02/2013) [-]
That actually isn't that bad. And he seems to wear that hat with an appropriate outfit. Also doesn't look that bad.

#372 - Womens Study Major (06/25/2013) [-]
I don't understand the problem? He probably means that he does not like girls to be neither anorexic/superskinny, nor morbidly obese. He just likes a small amount of chub?
User avatar #258 - thebumtumbler (06/25/2013) [-]
This dude isn't that bad, i mean the fedora is kinda ugly but atleast he's dressed sort of nicely.
User avatar #371 - fukkendragonite (06/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking that. I think he's the alpha beta.

That's a bit like being the tallest midget.
#218 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
#219 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #277 - davvi (06/25/2013) [-]
hashketchum, that's the guy whose photo you stole
User avatar #492 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Didn't steal it, just cropped it. Did you really think that was me m8?
User avatar #509 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
no. otherwise i would have written "that's you" or something. don't worry, i don't trust a word you say
User avatar #510 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Not even when I say I love you?
User avatar #511 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
only if you put "all the homo" after that
#512 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
I love you.
All the homo
User avatar #513 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
cool, finally i have a pic of you
#514 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Because I'm 12, right?
#515 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #516 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Seriously though, that was funny you fucker.
#517 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
that's what i do
thanks mate
#220 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #313 - rockamekishiko (06/25/2013) [-]
thursday outfit is alright except for the fedora
#227 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #519 - heartlessrobot (06/27/2013) [-]
Does it count if my shorts are baggy because I've actually started to lose weight?
#228 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #317 - theshadowed (06/25/2013) [-]
I actually quite like the suit
#234 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
I don't feel like dumping anymore of these.
#216 - It doesn't consist of only fedora wearers, but of people who m…  [+] (30 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Thanks Funnyjunk. +6
User avatar #279 - davvi (06/25/2013) [-]
oh my god this is the ultimate neckbeard
#217 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #523 - haunterbrony (07/02/2013) [-]
That actually isn't that bad. And he seems to wear that hat with an appropriate outfit. Also doesn't look that bad.

#372 - Womens Study Major (06/25/2013) [-]
I don't understand the problem? He probably means that he does not like girls to be neither anorexic/superskinny, nor morbidly obese. He just likes a small amount of chub?
User avatar #258 - thebumtumbler (06/25/2013) [-]
This dude isn't that bad, i mean the fedora is kinda ugly but atleast he's dressed sort of nicely.
User avatar #371 - fukkendragonite (06/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking that. I think he's the alpha beta.

That's a bit like being the tallest midget.
#218 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
#219 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #277 - davvi (06/25/2013) [-]
hashketchum, that's the guy whose photo you stole
User avatar #492 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Didn't steal it, just cropped it. Did you really think that was me m8?
User avatar #509 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
no. otherwise i would have written "that's you" or something. don't worry, i don't trust a word you say
User avatar #510 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Not even when I say I love you?
User avatar #511 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
only if you put "all the homo" after that
#512 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
I love you.
All the homo
User avatar #513 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
cool, finally i have a pic of you
#514 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Because I'm 12, right?
#515 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #516 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Seriously though, that was funny you fucker.
#517 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
that's what i do
thanks mate
#220 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #313 - rockamekishiko (06/25/2013) [-]
thursday outfit is alright except for the fedora
#227 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #519 - heartlessrobot (06/27/2013) [-]
Does it count if my shorts are baggy because I've actually started to lose weight?
#228 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #317 - theshadowed (06/25/2013) [-]
I actually quite like the suit
#234 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
I don't feel like dumping anymore of these.
#215 - I'll join by dumping my beta folder  [+] (31 new replies) 06/25/2013 on Thanks Funnyjunk. +9
#216 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
It doesn't consist of only fedora wearers, but of people who most likely own one or more
User avatar #279 - davvi (06/25/2013) [-]
oh my god this is the ultimate neckbeard
#217 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #523 - haunterbrony (07/02/2013) [-]
That actually isn't that bad. And he seems to wear that hat with an appropriate outfit. Also doesn't look that bad.

#372 - Womens Study Major (06/25/2013) [-]
I don't understand the problem? He probably means that he does not like girls to be neither anorexic/superskinny, nor morbidly obese. He just likes a small amount of chub?
User avatar #258 - thebumtumbler (06/25/2013) [-]
This dude isn't that bad, i mean the fedora is kinda ugly but atleast he's dressed sort of nicely.
User avatar #371 - fukkendragonite (06/25/2013) [-]
I was thinking that. I think he's the alpha beta.

That's a bit like being the tallest midget.
#218 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
#219 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #277 - davvi (06/25/2013) [-]
hashketchum, that's the guy whose photo you stole
User avatar #492 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Didn't steal it, just cropped it. Did you really think that was me m8?
User avatar #509 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
no. otherwise i would have written "that's you" or something. don't worry, i don't trust a word you say
User avatar #510 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Not even when I say I love you?
User avatar #511 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
only if you put "all the homo" after that
#512 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
I love you.
All the homo
User avatar #513 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
cool, finally i have a pic of you
#514 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Because I'm 12, right?
#515 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #516 - hashketchum (06/26/2013) [-]
Seriously though, that was funny you fucker.
#517 - davvi (06/26/2013) [-]
that's what i do
thanks mate
#220 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
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User avatar #313 - rockamekishiko (06/25/2013) [-]
thursday outfit is alright except for the fedora
#227 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #519 - heartlessrobot (06/27/2013) [-]
Does it count if my shorts are baggy because I've actually started to lose weight?
#228 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #317 - theshadowed (06/25/2013) [-]
I actually quite like the suit
#234 - defectivetoast (06/25/2013) [-]
I don't feel like dumping anymore of these.
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User avatar #46 - punnyjunky (06/23/2013) [-]
I am intensely ashamed of sharing the same name as this guy
#42 - Womens Study Major (06/23/2013) [-]
When I first saw this I hadn't clicked to enlarge, and I just read the bottom part. I read it as "this is my face of autism" and was so confused
#40 - Womens Study Major (06/23/2013) [-]
Now that is a neckbeard.

Not even as a derogatory term, he almost pulls it off with it being more than that half-assed "didn't bother shaving" neckbeard.
User avatar #28 - fyaq (06/23/2013) [-]
dudes fedora collection must be extensive.
User avatar #26 - cinnamonswirls (06/23/2013) [-]
How on earth do people think the neckbeard looks good? Like, seriously?
User avatar #14 - jarelk (06/22/2013) [-]
That's the most disgusting neckbeard I've seen on a non-fat guy.
User avatar #16 - wrought (06/22/2013) [-]
my name is wrought and that is the neckbeard of atheism
User avatar #10 - thechosentroll (06/22/2013) [-]
AAAAAAAGH! Why didn't I reinstall Photoshop? This SO needs a fedora shopped on to it and it'll be perfect.
#32 - seventonblade (06/23/2013) [-]
Done.

Sorry about the text though.
#29 - Womens Study Major (06/23/2013) [-]
Your face when you can't use Photoshop and only jump on the "neckbeard internet users must wear fedoras" bandwagon to be accepted in at least one social group in your life.

Today is your day
#45 - Womens Study Major (06/23/2013) [-]
Thumbing down a valid point because he questions your beliefs

Today is everyones day
User avatar #9 - buttholee (06/22/2013) [-]
He is the leader of The Neckbeards worldwide™
#5 - allamericandude (06/22/2013) [-]
That neckbeard.
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User avatar #64 - fosforgasxiii (06/19/2013) [-]
U wot m8
#44 - alltipswelcome (06/19/2013) [-]
Its ok, Jeremy Kyle has joined his brethren in the states. we should be safe for a while.
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User avatar #30 - ballisticmasacre (06/20/2013) [-]
Oh no! Dammit! I forgot.
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#45 - savethepandas (06/14/2013) [-]
I feel this is very much related.
#6 - No, what your posts are depicting is not feminism as a whole. …  [+] (5 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Effect of feminism 4 +6
User avatar #12 - dsrtpnk (10/31/2013) [-]
Oh, like the Police having a few bad apples then?

User avatar #13 - defectivetoast (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess that works, like you never hear about actually good cops doing their job right on the news. No one would find hearing about that interesting. What you always hear about is the assholes who are well, just being abusive and such because they abuse their power. These"feminists" just use this attention to gain more followers. (Sorry it took me so long to respond, I just totally forgot about this because its been over 5 months since this actually happened)
#7 - teranin (06/14/2013) [-]
It is the kind of thing that I am against, and it represents itself as Feminism, and is supported in the womens studies classes at university that try to convert people to it. You want to fight for equal rights? Be a humanist, not a feminist, as the term feminism is in and of itself biased. I'm also not positing that no good has ever been done by feminism, I am positing that it is no longer the force for good that it once was, and deserves to be fought in it's current inception.
User avatar #15 - solarisofcelestia (11/06/2013) [-]
Don't you mean "egalitarian" when you're talking about treating everyone equal?
User avatar #16 - teranin (11/06/2013) [-]
Yes, sort of. Either term works, really, but egalitarian is more of a political standpoint whereas humanism is more of a logic standpoint.
#3 - First of all, let me make this clear I am not defending this …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Effect of feminism 4 +7
#4 - teranin (06/14/2013) [-]
And yet they are considered by the overall movement to be the leaders of that movement. The word feminism itself is gender biased, even when people claim it's goals are equality the fact is the effect it has had on society has been one of promoting female superiority through legislation and societal shifts in viewpoint. Just because some people get behind a movement because they think it has good intentions, doesn't mean that the intentions are actually good, nor does it mean that the movement is actually doing what it is claiming to do. I Posit to you that THIS is real feminism, the kind of feminism you learn about in women's studies, the kind that thinks there is a patriarchy in society, the kind that focuses on male power (visible power) while ignoring the more subtle power women have held across the ages in order to further their one-sided quest for a tainted vision of "equality".

TLR This is feminism. The people you're talking about are people who want equal rights, and label themselves feminists without fully understanding what feminism has done that runs counter to that goal.
User avatar #6 - defectivetoast (06/14/2013) [-]
No, what your posts are depicting is not feminism as a whole. What they are depicting is very radical groups of feminism. Once again, the reason that all the top "leaders" of feminism support them is because they are the ones that get the attention in the media. No one would watch news events, etc. about actual feminists. People want to see the more "interesting" things. Equal rights have been accepted by many people in America, so any news about it wouldn't get any views. On the other hand, this "feminism" that you are portraying in your post is very controversial, so most people will want to view programs, webpages, etc about it.
User avatar #12 - dsrtpnk (10/31/2013) [-]
Oh, like the Police having a few bad apples then?

User avatar #13 - defectivetoast (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess that works, like you never hear about actually good cops doing their job right on the news. No one would find hearing about that interesting. What you always hear about is the assholes who are well, just being abusive and such because they abuse their power. These"feminists" just use this attention to gain more followers. (Sorry it took me so long to respond, I just totally forgot about this because its been over 5 months since this actually happened)
#7 - teranin (06/14/2013) [-]
It is the kind of thing that I am against, and it represents itself as Feminism, and is supported in the womens studies classes at university that try to convert people to it. You want to fight for equal rights? Be a humanist, not a feminist, as the term feminism is in and of itself biased. I'm also not positing that no good has ever been done by feminism, I am positing that it is no longer the force for good that it once was, and deserves to be fought in it's current inception.
User avatar #15 - solarisofcelestia (11/06/2013) [-]
Don't you mean "egalitarian" when you're talking about treating everyone equal?
User avatar #16 - teranin (11/06/2013) [-]
Yes, sort of. Either term works, really, but egalitarian is more of a political standpoint whereas humanism is more of a logic standpoint.
#1 - Jesus Christ stop posting this **** . This is wha…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/14/2013 on Effect of feminism 4 -4
#2 - teranin (06/14/2013) [-]
I am neither a nice guy, nor forever alone, nor a member of the friendzone, nor do I want women back in the kitchen, nor do I engage in massive spelling errors and typographical retardation, nor do I enjoy MLP.

I am a gamer, and I do hate feminists, though. Here's a better question, why do you feel the need to defend shitbaggery?
User avatar #3 - defectivetoast (06/14/2013) [-]
First of all, let me make this clear I am not defending this "shitbaggery". I am, however, going to point out that there are always going to be bad apples in a group that ruin everything for everyone else. Feminists started out with good intentions of actual, which many of them still have. Unfortunately, like in most groups, the bad apples get the most attention and ruin the movement for everyone. It's somewhat like how now whenever you mention the word "gamer" and most people will think of some socially awkward teenager with bad hygiene and no friends.

TL;DR: The people that you show in your posts aren't actually feminists. They're just assholes ruining it for everyone else
#4 - teranin (06/14/2013) [-]
And yet they are considered by the overall movement to be the leaders of that movement. The word feminism itself is gender biased, even when people claim it's goals are equality the fact is the effect it has had on society has been one of promoting female superiority through legislation and societal shifts in viewpoint. Just because some people get behind a movement because they think it has good intentions, doesn't mean that the intentions are actually good, nor does it mean that the movement is actually doing what it is claiming to do. I Posit to you that THIS is real feminism, the kind of feminism you learn about in women's studies, the kind that thinks there is a patriarchy in society, the kind that focuses on male power (visible power) while ignoring the more subtle power women have held across the ages in order to further their one-sided quest for a tainted vision of "equality".

TLR This is feminism. The people you're talking about are people who want equal rights, and label themselves feminists without fully understanding what feminism has done that runs counter to that goal.
User avatar #6 - defectivetoast (06/14/2013) [-]
No, what your posts are depicting is not feminism as a whole. What they are depicting is very radical groups of feminism. Once again, the reason that all the top "leaders" of feminism support them is because they are the ones that get the attention in the media. No one would watch news events, etc. about actual feminists. People want to see the more "interesting" things. Equal rights have been accepted by many people in America, so any news about it wouldn't get any views. On the other hand, this "feminism" that you are portraying in your post is very controversial, so most people will want to view programs, webpages, etc about it.
User avatar #12 - dsrtpnk (10/31/2013) [-]
Oh, like the Police having a few bad apples then?

User avatar #13 - defectivetoast (10/31/2013) [-]
Yeah, I guess that works, like you never hear about actually good cops doing their job right on the news. No one would find hearing about that interesting. What you always hear about is the assholes who are well, just being abusive and such because they abuse their power. These"feminists" just use this attention to gain more followers. (Sorry it took me so long to respond, I just totally forgot about this because its been over 5 months since this actually happened)
#7 - teranin (06/14/2013) [-]
It is the kind of thing that I am against, and it represents itself as Feminism, and is supported in the womens studies classes at university that try to convert people to it. You want to fight for equal rights? Be a humanist, not a feminist, as the term feminism is in and of itself biased. I'm also not positing that no good has ever been done by feminism, I am positing that it is no longer the force for good that it once was, and deserves to be fought in it's current inception.
User avatar #15 - solarisofcelestia (11/06/2013) [-]
Don't you mean "egalitarian" when you're talking about treating everyone equal?
User avatar #16 - teranin (11/06/2013) [-]
Yes, sort of. Either term works, really, but egalitarian is more of a political standpoint whereas humanism is more of a logic standpoint.
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