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Date Signed Up:12/27/2012
Last Login:12/22/2014
Location:North Carolina
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#24 - The only reason I kept buying spiderman games after that was h… 12/06/2014 on Everybody Gets One +3
#22 - Did they just always have just the right amount of shrimp for …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Australian Problems Pt 5 +20
#57 - anonymous (12/06/2014) [-]
We. Call. Them. PRAWNS.
User avatar #58 - deescalation (12/07/2014) [-]
but we say that you say that they're shrimp
#33 - Those Muslim extremists have been grinding non-stop to get tho… 12/06/2014 on Patch Notes +2
#80 - I guess the most popular sex toy that's won sex toy…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on I know what I'm getting for... -1
User avatar #83 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
>implying thats the exact same product as in the content
>implying that how people use it affects what it is it doesnt matter if women use it as a vibrator, it's meant as a back massager.
>implying yet again that they would stock sex toys along with other, non sex toy items, and plug it in for people to test in the middle of the goddamn store
#79 - Picture 12/06/2014 on I know what I'm getting for... 0
#61 - if most people use it as a sex toy, they aren't using it impro…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on I know what I'm getting for... -1
User avatar #62 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
Where's the numbers that suggest that more than half of their customers purchase it specifically to use as a sex toy? You're making quite the assumption.
#59 - Anytime a box showed up at our house me and my siblings would …  [+] (3 new replies) 12/06/2014 on I know what I'm getting for... -1
User avatar #60 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
You and your siblings being little shits is irrelevant. The massager in the photo is, in fact, a massager for muscles. People just use it "improperly".
User avatar #61 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
if most people use it as a sex toy, they aren't using it improperly, it's being packaged discretely.
User avatar #62 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
Where's the numbers that suggest that more than half of their customers purchase it specifically to use as a sex toy? You're making quite the assumption.
#57 - Absolutely. The best way to sell a sex toy is to sell it discretely  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on I know what I'm getting for... -1
User avatar #68 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
omg so discreet
#54 - because women would be more tempted to buy it from there. No m…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/06/2014 on I know what I'm getting for... -1
User avatar #63 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
option: they dont sell vibrators at Bed Bath and Beyond
User avatar #66 - mapleknight (12/06/2014) [-]
Are you saying that you don't play Dwarf Fortress?
User avatar #67 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
i still dont play Dwarf Fortress
User avatar #70 - mapleknight (12/06/2014) [-]
It's an amazing game.
It's well worth the learning curve.
User avatar #58 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
Or the mother could, you know, shop online....
User avatar #59 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
Anytime a box showed up at our house me and my siblings would open it no matter what.
User avatar #60 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
You and your siblings being little shits is irrelevant. The massager in the photo is, in fact, a massager for muscles. People just use it "improperly".
User avatar #61 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
if most people use it as a sex toy, they aren't using it improperly, it's being packaged discretely.
User avatar #62 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
Where's the numbers that suggest that more than half of their customers purchase it specifically to use as a sex toy? You're making quite the assumption.
User avatar #55 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
you seriously think they put vibrators with massage chairs

seriously
User avatar #57 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
Absolutely. The best way to sell a sex toy is to sell it discretely
User avatar #68 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
omg so discreet
#51 - google "most popular vibrator" go under shopping, 4t…  [+] (14 new replies) 12/06/2014 on I know what I'm getting for... -1
User avatar #53 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
yet again, i say, why would they put sex toy massagers with other, non-sex-toy massagers?
User avatar #54 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
because women would be more tempted to buy it from there. No mother in Bed Bath & Beyond is going to take their child to the sex toy aisle (assuming that's a thing, and if it's not a thing, where else are they going to sell it in the store?)
User avatar #63 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
option: they dont sell vibrators at Bed Bath and Beyond
User avatar #66 - mapleknight (12/06/2014) [-]
Are you saying that you don't play Dwarf Fortress?
User avatar #67 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
i still dont play Dwarf Fortress
User avatar #70 - mapleknight (12/06/2014) [-]
It's an amazing game.
It's well worth the learning curve.
User avatar #58 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
Or the mother could, you know, shop online....
User avatar #59 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
Anytime a box showed up at our house me and my siblings would open it no matter what.
User avatar #60 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
You and your siblings being little shits is irrelevant. The massager in the photo is, in fact, a massager for muscles. People just use it "improperly".
User avatar #61 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
if most people use it as a sex toy, they aren't using it improperly, it's being packaged discretely.
User avatar #62 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
Where's the numbers that suggest that more than half of their customers purchase it specifically to use as a sex toy? You're making quite the assumption.
User avatar #55 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
you seriously think they put vibrators with massage chairs

seriously
User avatar #57 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
Absolutely. The best way to sell a sex toy is to sell it discretely
User avatar #68 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
omg so discreet
#46 - you've....never seen a porno have you?  [+] (17 new replies) 12/06/2014 on I know what I'm getting for... 0
User avatar #48 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
you've....never been to a department store have you?
User avatar #47 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
so youre telling me that anything that looks slightly like a sex toy is a sex toy?
User avatar #51 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
google "most popular vibrator" go under shopping, 4th image down
User avatar #53 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
yet again, i say, why would they put sex toy massagers with other, non-sex-toy massagers?
User avatar #54 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
because women would be more tempted to buy it from there. No mother in Bed Bath & Beyond is going to take their child to the sex toy aisle (assuming that's a thing, and if it's not a thing, where else are they going to sell it in the store?)
User avatar #63 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
option: they dont sell vibrators at Bed Bath and Beyond
User avatar #66 - mapleknight (12/06/2014) [-]
Are you saying that you don't play Dwarf Fortress?
User avatar #67 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
i still dont play Dwarf Fortress
User avatar #70 - mapleknight (12/06/2014) [-]
It's an amazing game.
It's well worth the learning curve.
User avatar #58 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
Or the mother could, you know, shop online....
User avatar #59 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
Anytime a box showed up at our house me and my siblings would open it no matter what.
User avatar #60 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
You and your siblings being little shits is irrelevant. The massager in the photo is, in fact, a massager for muscles. People just use it "improperly".
User avatar #61 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
if most people use it as a sex toy, they aren't using it improperly, it's being packaged discretely.
User avatar #62 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
Where's the numbers that suggest that more than half of their customers purchase it specifically to use as a sex toy? You're making quite the assumption.
User avatar #55 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
you seriously think they put vibrators with massage chairs

seriously
User avatar #57 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
Absolutely. The best way to sell a sex toy is to sell it discretely
User avatar #68 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
omg so discreet
#44 - So you are saying he was right?  [+] (19 new replies) 12/06/2014 on I know what I'm getting for... 0
User avatar #45 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
yes. i highly doubt that the thing in the content is an actual vibrator
User avatar #46 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
you've....never seen a porno have you?
User avatar #48 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
you've....never been to a department store have you?
User avatar #47 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
so youre telling me that anything that looks slightly like a sex toy is a sex toy?
User avatar #51 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
google "most popular vibrator" go under shopping, 4th image down
User avatar #53 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
yet again, i say, why would they put sex toy massagers with other, non-sex-toy massagers?
User avatar #54 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
because women would be more tempted to buy it from there. No mother in Bed Bath & Beyond is going to take their child to the sex toy aisle (assuming that's a thing, and if it's not a thing, where else are they going to sell it in the store?)
User avatar #63 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
option: they dont sell vibrators at Bed Bath and Beyond
User avatar #66 - mapleknight (12/06/2014) [-]
Are you saying that you don't play Dwarf Fortress?
User avatar #67 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
i still dont play Dwarf Fortress
User avatar #70 - mapleknight (12/06/2014) [-]
It's an amazing game.
It's well worth the learning curve.
User avatar #58 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
Or the mother could, you know, shop online....
User avatar #59 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
Anytime a box showed up at our house me and my siblings would open it no matter what.
User avatar #60 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
You and your siblings being little shits is irrelevant. The massager in the photo is, in fact, a massager for muscles. People just use it "improperly".
User avatar #61 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
if most people use it as a sex toy, they aren't using it improperly, it's being packaged discretely.
User avatar #62 - zoologyexplain (12/06/2014) [-]
Where's the numbers that suggest that more than half of their customers purchase it specifically to use as a sex toy? You're making quite the assumption.
User avatar #55 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
you seriously think they put vibrators with massage chairs

seriously
User avatar #57 - deescalation (12/06/2014) [-]
Absolutely. The best way to sell a sex toy is to sell it discretely
User avatar #68 - dorfdorfdorf (12/06/2014) [-]
omg so discreet
#24 - "Whelp, that's gone forever" - dogs 12/05/2014 on Fuck Your Shit Human +7
#12 - That was my favorite clip from that whole "worst hentai d… 12/05/2014 on Bully 2.0 +10
#81 - this may be the single greatest eva comment I've ever seen 12/05/2014 on For science and shit +3
#110 - I dunno if he did or not. I ordered Actual food from Dominoes … 12/05/2014 on pizza 0
#95 - My old roommate ordered this from Pizzahut, and he wanted it t…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/05/2014 on pizza +5
User avatar #109 - leonhardt (12/05/2014) [-]
I hope to god you fucking tipped
User avatar #110 - deescalation (12/05/2014) [-]
I dunno if he did or not. I ordered Actual food from Dominoes that same day and we told the delivery person the story and she was shocked they fucked up an order with literally 1 direction
#6 - This might be the first Buffy reaction image I've seen 12/03/2014 on Old but still makes me rock... +2
#15 - I made this during the FJ Mod ********* of 2013.  [+] (2 new replies) 11/30/2014 on so majestic +21
#23 - joemoearigato (11/30/2014) [-]
It's mine now
#16 - freedomreturns (11/30/2014) [-]
Rude.
#9 - ******* spoilers 11/30/2014 on long ass circle gif, enjoy! +10
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User avatar #1341 - deescalation (11/29/2014) [-]
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#60 - axxein ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I like you.
User avatar #61 to #60 - deescalation ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
Why?
#62 to #61 - axxein ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
I dunno. you're okay.
User avatar #58 to #57 - deescalation ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
You're my hero
User avatar #59 to #58 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
I am not the Mussolini that Fj needs
I am the Mussolini that Fj deserves
#51 - animedudej (03/16/2014) [-]
hey, dude...

what program did you use when streaming anime? i'm thinking of using Xsplit to watch anime with my friendo
User avatar #52 to #51 - deescalation ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
I think I used Xsplit
User avatar #53 to #52 - animedudej (03/17/2014) [-]
i might invest some money into that as i enjoy livestreaming as upposed to pre-recording things also the whole watching anime with friendos thing
User avatar #54 to #53 - deescalation ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Go for it man. I don't live stream anymore, but a housemate and myself started a youtube channel (but he'll be moving to England in 6 months, so I don't know how well it'll work out)
User avatar #55 to #54 - animedudej (03/19/2014) [-]
if i dont get into school this year i might be moving to canada for a few months to live with my uncle ^_^
#49 - hellscythe ONLINE (11/24/2013) [-]
User avatar #43 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
Devon? **** , I don't know how to spell your name.
User avatar #44 to #43 - deescalation ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
it's Devon...who's this?
User avatar #45 to #44 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
This is an amazing discovery. I'll tell Ryan the story this weekend, but you'll probably guess who I am before then.
User avatar #46 to #45 - deescalation ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/Not+Quite+a+Manhole/gMMuGtZ/

this was Ryan btw. 2 day suspension. I'm guessing this is Matt or Will
User avatar #47 to #46 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, Ryan messaged me the picture earlier today, that's why I was freaking out when I saw it here. And I don't play WoW like Matt or Will.
User avatar #48 to #47 - deescalation ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
I don't know then. Emily?
User avatar #42 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
Devin?
User avatar #39 - nesquik (07/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - flybager (07/21/2013) [-]
I swear to god I ahev the feeling I know you from somewhere
User avatar #37 to #36 - deescalation ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
I work at Seymour Johnson AFB NC, I played WoW, and other MMOs for about 8 years under the handle Speedydev, Deemoney, and Deescalation. And I went to high school at Overhills here in NC. I also post a lot of anime **** onto this site, and I've been live streaming shows as well. Any of those ring a bell?
User avatar #38 to #37 - flybager (07/22/2013) [-]
Probably 'lot of anime ***** that did the job
#31 - anonymous (06/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #30 - deescalation ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #26 - twi (06/08/2013) [-]
omg ur in nrth cairolina 2
User avatar #27 to #26 - deescalation ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
yup, I lived here, joined the Air Force, had orders to go to Japan....then they stuck me back here
User avatar #28 to #27 - twi (06/08/2013) [-]
well that sucks

I'm in Winstom Salem for a while
User avatar #29 to #28 - deescalation ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Seymour Johnson / Goldsboro here
#6 - anonymous (04/12/2013) [-]
u dun fuked up boi, though it was quite entertaining watching the rage go on.
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