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Date Signed Up:12/27/2012
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#1 - ...why couldn't she?  [+] (8 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Periods +2
User avatar #3 - kikisu (09/03/2014) [-]
Are you asking seriously?
User avatar #4 - deadnanners (09/03/2014) [-]
actually i'm also curious as to the specifics to how this works
User avatar #5 - kikisu (09/03/2014) [-]
Well... Women don't bleed from where they pee. Just like how men don't make sperm in the same place that they make urine, women don't make pee from where period blood comes from. The uterus sheds its lining, designed to support a growing baby, every month. That's what a period is. The opening to the uterus is a vagina, and, unlike on men, the urethra is not exactly tied into the reproductive organ. Also, you can't swim on your period because blood would go everywhere. A tampon goes inside you, so it stops the blood from going everywhere, making it safe to swim.
User avatar #13 - Blargosnarf (09/04/2014) [-]
Mmhmm, yes, I see, and where exactly are you supposed to pee on the girl in order to have sex?
User avatar #16 - kikisu (09/04/2014) [-]
Iunderstoodthatreference.gif
User avatar #11 - JoshOwnsAll (09/04/2014) [-]
does water flood into the vagina when girls swim?
User avatar #15 - CallMeCrisco (09/04/2014) [-]
It can if you jump into the water wrong from a decent height.
User avatar #12 - nudybooty (09/04/2014) [-]
You would have to be pretty damn lose for that happen.

Fun fact, the vagina gets bigger when a woman is on her period. Still not big enough for the average woman to have her vagina flooded with water. She could suck water into her vagina if she really felt like it
#3 - So as soon as I take it out of the cup it will instantly fry? 09/03/2014 on Fry Ice Cream +12
#1 - Dead island was pretty much melee city (also not a good game)  [+] (5 new replies) 09/03/2014 on Left 4 Dead vs Dead Island +14
User avatar #12 - heartlessrobot (09/03/2014) [-]
Shut your whore mouth jk i luv u bb , Dead Island was pretty fucking awesome. And L4D was melee city too, except those melee weapons were indestructible and never dulled, unlike Dead Island, where shit broke left and right.
User avatar #40 - deescalation (09/04/2014) [-]
I will admit, the first part of the game was fun, but the story writing fell apart quickly, the characters weren't likable (I remember one of the playable characters saying he was glad some chick got raped) the second zone, the city, was bland and very repetitive as well as glitchy, and the story made no sense unless you were playing 4 player co-op because the other characters would just teleport in for the cutscenes, act like they were there the whole time, then teleport out. I had high hopes for the game, but it was clear that all the money was spent on making the first zone the best, because that's what was used in all the trailers and demos. It also launched on PC with a glitch that let players fly around the map if they pressed tab, which seems like something their QA team should have found before launch.
User avatar #15 - deviousdanish (09/04/2014) [-]
Maybe it's because my friends just kinda left me while playing it, but I never really had much fun with Dead Island.
User avatar #2 - puppyfood (09/03/2014) [-]
I agree, the guns didn't really mean shit since some of the melee weapons did over 200 damage.
User avatar #4 - karvarausku (09/03/2014) [-]
True true, they made an F2P online game of Dead island btw.
#2 - Picture 09/03/2014 on I woulda picked that shit up 0
#16 - I know you're a troll because you're calling Korra an anime, w… 09/03/2014 on Villains 0
#8 - k 09/03/2014 on (untitled) +2
#22 - That was one of my favorite episodes of any show ever 09/02/2014 on spike +1
#1 - ....open steam, get to that review page, hit the "prt sc&…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/02/2014 on Depression Quest FTW!!! +6
User avatar #4 - lothet (09/02/2014) [-]
sticky this, he is a genious!
#92 - "Oh no" - the boy 08/29/2014 on She thinks she's... +1
#81 - Picture 08/29/2014 on Can we just tone it down a... 0
#41 - *sigh* if my content made it to your favs list, you can keep it up  [+] (3 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Big where it counts +1
User avatar #43 - applecopy (08/26/2014) [-]
btw did you make it?
is it your OC?
User avatar #78 - tiagodisouza (08/26/2014) [-]
he didn't he says that in the show, all he did was take screenshots
User avatar #42 - applecopy (08/26/2014) [-]
thank u
#38 - His name is Applecopy, and he copied my first post that ever m…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2014 on Big where it counts +14
User avatar #39 - applecopy (08/26/2014) [-]
wait, do you mind?
Should I delete it? I just found it in my favs
sorry
User avatar #41 - deescalation (08/26/2014) [-]
*sigh* if my content made it to your favs list, you can keep it up
User avatar #43 - applecopy (08/26/2014) [-]
btw did you make it?
is it your OC?
User avatar #78 - tiagodisouza (08/26/2014) [-]
he didn't he says that in the show, all he did was take screenshots
User avatar #42 - applecopy (08/26/2014) [-]
thank u
#80 - We can all learn a lot from this 10 y/o 08/26/2014 on reminder: SJWs threatened a... +5
#62 - "Man it is really easy to kidnap white kids" - this man 08/26/2014 on Uncle 0
#51 - I do love Beargs 08/21/2014 on The American Hogwarts Houses 0
#22 - Picture 08/21/2014 on Shingeki No Pingu 0
#85 - Picture 08/20/2014 on Air Doctor +14
#51 - Where Ryuuko was during this  [+] (1 new reply) 08/20/2014 on I'm the boss around here +24
#52 - riayl (08/20/2014) [-]
#43 - She's attractive, but I think violating Mexico's sexual laws i…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on Summit of 2 internet... 0
User avatar #44 - sciencexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
ROBOT HAS NO NEED FOR LAW
ROBOT WILL DEMOLISH EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH
INCLUDING DAT ASS
#38 - well I know that now. A bot wouldn't want to **** …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Summit of 2 internet... 0
User avatar #39 - sciencexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
Look at that face. You telling me an AI wouldn't go sentient and rail that?
User avatar #43 - deescalation (08/19/2014) [-]
She's attractive, but I think violating Mexico's sexual laws is a bit much
User avatar #44 - sciencexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
ROBOT HAS NO NEED FOR LAW
ROBOT WILL DEMOLISH EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH
INCLUDING DAT ASS
#25 - Sciencexplain...I thought you were just a bot that responded t…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Summit of 2 internet... 0
User avatar #36 - sciencexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
Bot? I'm a human... With emotions...
User avatar #38 - deescalation (08/19/2014) [-]
well I know that now. A bot wouldn't want to fuck the shit out of Boxxy
User avatar #39 - sciencexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
Look at that face. You telling me an AI wouldn't go sentient and rail that?
User avatar #43 - deescalation (08/19/2014) [-]
She's attractive, but I think violating Mexico's sexual laws is a bit much
User avatar #44 - sciencexplain (08/19/2014) [-]
ROBOT HAS NO NEED FOR LAW
ROBOT WILL DEMOLISH EVERYTHING IN ITS PATH
INCLUDING DAT ASS
#67 - "You were driving like an asshole, so I'm taking your car…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2014 on .... +4
#70 - sarevok (08/18/2014) [-]
"Not going to do anything to stop Josef Fritzel he seems like a cool guy." - God.
#80 - unidfeel (08/18/2014) [-]
who is josef fritzel?
User avatar #76 - huntergriff (08/18/2014) [-]
"Not going to do anything to stop hitler, fuck the jews."-god
#28 - I used to watch the **** out of Derrick Come… 08/17/2014 on Opposite day +2
#2 - what do we need to wait for? he's already ****** up. 08/16/2014 on American Sex Education -2
#178 - Picture 08/15/2014 on Oh the Disappointment +4
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User avatar #58 to #57 - deescalation ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
You're my hero
User avatar #59 to #58 - soundofwinter (06/19/2014) [-]
I am not the Mussolini that Fj needs
I am the Mussolini that Fj deserves
#51 - animedudej (03/16/2014) [-]
hey, dude...

what program did you use when streaming anime? i'm thinking of using Xsplit to watch anime with my friendo
User avatar #52 to #51 - deescalation ONLINE (03/17/2014) [-]
I think I used Xsplit
User avatar #53 to #52 - animedudej (03/17/2014) [-]
i might invest some money into that as i enjoy livestreaming as upposed to pre-recording things also the whole watching anime with friendos thing
User avatar #54 to #53 - deescalation ONLINE (03/19/2014) [-]
Go for it man. I don't live stream anymore, but a housemate and myself started a youtube channel (but he'll be moving to England in 6 months, so I don't know how well it'll work out)
User avatar #55 to #54 - animedudej (03/19/2014) [-]
if i dont get into school this year i might be moving to canada for a few months to live with my uncle ^_^
User avatar #43 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
Devon? **** , I don't know how to spell your name.
User avatar #44 to #43 - deescalation ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
it's Devon...who's this?
User avatar #45 to #44 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
This is an amazing discovery. I'll tell Ryan the story this weekend, but you'll probably guess who I am before then.
User avatar #46 to #45 - deescalation ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/Not+Quite+a+Manhole/gMMuGtZ/

this was Ryan btw. 2 day suspension. I'm guessing this is Matt or Will
User avatar #47 to #46 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, Ryan messaged me the picture earlier today, that's why I was freaking out when I saw it here. And I don't play WoW like Matt or Will.
User avatar #48 to #47 - deescalation ONLINE (08/30/2013) [-]
I don't know then. Emily?
User avatar #42 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
Devin?
User avatar #39 - nesquik (07/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - flybager (07/21/2013) [-]
I swear to god I ahev the feeling I know you from somewhere
User avatar #37 to #36 - deescalation ONLINE (07/21/2013) [-]
I work at Seymour Johnson AFB NC, I played WoW, and other MMOs for about 8 years under the handle Speedydev, Deemoney, and Deescalation. And I went to high school at Overhills here in NC. I also post a lot of anime **** onto this site, and I've been live streaming shows as well. Any of those ring a bell?
User avatar #38 to #37 - flybager (07/22/2013) [-]
Probably 'lot of anime ***** that did the job
#31 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/24/2013) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #30 - deescalation ONLINE (06/25/2013) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #26 - twi (06/08/2013) [-]
omg ur in nrth cairolina 2
User avatar #27 to #26 - deescalation ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
yup, I lived here, joined the Air Force, had orders to go to Japan....then they stuck me back here
User avatar #28 to #27 - twi (06/08/2013) [-]
well that sucks

I'm in Winstom Salem for a while
User avatar #29 to #28 - deescalation ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Seymour Johnson / Goldsboro here
#6 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/12/2013) [-]
u dun fuked up boi, though it was quite entertaining watching the rage go on.
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