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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/27/2012
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#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/14/2015 on JET FAILS 0
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#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2015 on JET FAILS +2
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#1 - That was the first thing after I got that set. I thought she w… 04/14/2015 on Welcome home, good hunter. +3
#5 - ....if you click on the play button it becomes a video instead… 04/14/2015 on Trust no one, not even... +35
#9 - both my roommates had Mosins, they're pretty fun to shoot 04/12/2015 on Mosin-Nagant history comp 0
#13 - I really really like this picture 04/12/2015 on 59fps +5
#15 - If TellTales games made an Archer game  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2015 on Archer +34
#42 - cantdecideausernam (04/12/2015) [-]
yess I want it
#3 - Picture 04/11/2015 on Only Thing I Know For Real +29
#13 - Just reload from a save state. If you forgot to save you can j… 04/11/2015 on help me guys +2
#8 - ...so which do girls prefer?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/11/2015 on your guide 0
User avatar #9 - funpunk (04/11/2015) [-]
As far as I've heard, none of them. I've heard people say that girls don't like dick pics, but you'll have to ask some female FJers to be sure.
#17 - Absolute Madman (04/11/2015) [-]
Honestly, at least to me. Dick picks are not attractive at all.
You can be as hot as hell, but a picture of your excalibur alone is not sexy to me.
User avatar #10 - honzo (04/11/2015) [-]
girls don't like it when guys send dick pics because often times it's random as hell and they're not interested- that's all. your statement is way over-generalized.
#14 - datfeel (04/11/2015) [-]
you must not be in college haha. there's a ton of girls who want there to be dick picks on our schools snapchat stories, there's boobs and ass on there and girls just wanna see some dick once in a while.
User avatar #13 - castereleven (04/11/2015) [-]
Most guys I know would appreciate random nudes from a girl every time. Are girls just not as sexually aroused by nudity or something?
#16 - Absolute Madman (04/11/2015) [-]
A straight up picture of some random dick? Not me, personally. I've never sent some stranger just a close up of my vagina. I mean wtf.
I never understood why guys will show you a pic of their dick before any other body part, when me sticking a camera in front of my vag would be the very last thing I would consider attractive.
Not to say I dont like dick-- but it only becomes attractive to me when I want the person it belongs to.
Maybe I'm doing it wrong.
User avatar #11 - funpunk (04/11/2015) [-]
I'm just going by word of mouth. Thank you for the lesson in sexting etiquette.
#3 - I covered up the rest of the bad spots. I don't know why…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2015 on Fat shaming Friday +503
#180 - brooklynbaby (04/11/2015) [-]
You're doing good. Please bless our existence further.
#86 - nomadfourohthree (04/11/2015) [-]
I donno, man, I kinda like the door. Looks like it's good quality.
#138 - guanyu (04/11/2015) [-]
I prefer this.
#63 - Absolute Madman (04/11/2015) [-]
Took me like five seconds
#7 - nlglet (04/10/2015) [-]
#29 - yeah, there really needed to be some deescalation there … 04/09/2015 on When things escalate too... 0
#3 - Picture 04/09/2015 on We borrowed a friend's pie... +1
#8 - Have you seen the nudes?  [+] (46 new replies) 04/09/2015 on when your relatives want to... +462
#137 - actofwar (04/09/2015) [-]
#133 - frigidalt (04/09/2015) [-]
#123 - Senic (04/09/2015) [-]
#116 - willys (04/09/2015) [-]
Got me...hook, line, and sinker.
#112 - thelastelephant (04/09/2015) [-]
You clever bastard
#108 - straightbusta (04/09/2015) [-]
JOKES ON YOU JOHN CENA'S MY WAIFU
#105 - Absolute Madman (04/09/2015) [-]
I hate you....
#100 - comraderoboto (04/09/2015) [-]
Her actual nudes since op is a fag

goo.gl/djQ5Ja
#103 - losborne (04/09/2015) [-]
Sigh. Screamers...
#102 - doctorproctor (04/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #101 - scoobynilo (04/09/2015) [-]
expected
#97 - shaturnex (04/09/2015) [-]
Please... don't let me with this thirst.
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User avatar #62 - courageexplains (04/09/2015) [-]
funniest thing ive ever seen. 10 outta fuckin 10
User avatar #52 - languagexplain (04/09/2015) [-]
I came
#47 - nosleep (04/09/2015) [-]
Fuck sake.
#91 - niggastolemyname (04/09/2015) [-]
**niggastolemyname used "*roll picture*"**
**niggastolemyname rolled image** sake is great though!
User avatar #139 - johrny (04/09/2015) [-]
postingloudly is a girl?!
User avatar #154 - niggastolemyname (04/09/2015) [-]
there is such thing as faking timestamps
#156 - johrny (04/09/2015) [-]
But why did postingloudly thumbed this up. Is he amused about my stupidity?
User avatar #135 - joshlol (04/09/2015) [-]
hey it's postingloudly
User avatar #45 - commanderphoenix (04/09/2015) [-]
implying that not better
#44 - warioteam (04/09/2015) [-]
Nah tho, that shit was fucking ACE.
#42 - shacmaster (04/09/2015) [-]
User avatar #64 - vivjames (04/09/2015) [-]
It's like a flock of seagulls playing trumpets
#54 - ssheinrich (04/09/2015) [-]
i needed that. thanks!
#56 - shacmaster (04/09/2015) [-]
No problem
User avatar #55 - ssheinrich (04/09/2015) [-]
>>#42

reapermaster kaboomz
#118 - kaboomz (04/09/2015) [-]
#130 - ssheinrich (04/09/2015) [-]
bitch dont even fucking try, i know you love that shit
#149 - kaboomz (04/09/2015) [-]
dammit heiny
dat webm
#155 - ssheinrich (04/09/2015) [-]
i've gotten so many lately i used up the 30GB i have left on my OS:C

also, im thinking of making a webm out of this one www.facebook.com/video.php?v=10152851030012613
#157 - kaboomz (04/09/2015) [-]
do et
#57 - reapermaster (04/09/2015) [-]
mid listen i tried to check if i could hear the song's start
#69 - ssheinrich (04/09/2015) [-]
did it work?
mfw u call me prim8
#76 - reapermaster (04/09/2015) [-]
i am... not sure
#106 - ssheinrich (04/09/2015) [-]
#37 - hoboguyman (04/09/2015) [-]
**hoboguyman used "*roll picture*"**
**hoboguyman rolled image** like that would fucking stop me
#36 - hawkmann (04/09/2015) [-]
#28 - dameush (04/09/2015) [-]
don't care fapped anyway
#24 - amata (04/09/2015) [-]
perfection
#23 - gangbangtime (04/09/2015) [-]
Jokes on you, john cena is my fetish.
#22 - venompwns (04/09/2015) [-]
I knew what it was, and clicked anyways.
User avatar #53 - ssheinrich (04/09/2015) [-]
how did you know?
#20 - hirollin (04/09/2015) [-]
#9 - Denver (04/09/2015) [-]
I know what I'm fapping to tonight
#44 - Go on Google Earth and go to Akihabara, and after counting all… 04/08/2015 on Fucking weeaboos 0
#9 - I've lost track of how many times I've seen all the Derrick Co… 04/08/2015 on Craig & Eric +1
#33 - I think albino squirrels are more social than normal ones. Ove… 04/07/2015 on Albino Squirrel 0
#25 - that scene was hilarious  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Stop right there lolicon scum +1
#32 - gobnick (04/07/2015) [-]
everything with the law was hilarious, I wish I could find a gif of him launching the slice of banana in the air and having it land in the bag, don't know if that was just luck or skill because, well, he is The Law
#19 - When I shot for Air Force basic it was timed, and my rifle wou…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2015 on Marine Corps Yumi #46 - #48 0
#24 - rocketpropelledtit (04/07/2015) [-]
How's the air force BRM work? We do I 20 rounds prone supported (100m-300m), 10 rounds prone unsupported (100-250m) and 10 rounds kneeling (50-200m), if I remember correctly.
#38 - Either a lot of ninjas get caught by the TSA, or a lot of weeaboos 04/07/2015 on Things confiscated by TSA +23
#28 - Or the crew chiefs that have to do the inspections after that 04/06/2015 on Who didn't put their tray up?! 0
#60 - You live in an alternate universe where she was never rekt 04/06/2015 on Feminist Gets Rekt +2
#49 - Got some pics  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2015 on What do you mean it aint... +8
#78 - hopporto (04/07/2015) [-]
#65 - actofwar (04/07/2015) [-]
I Cena whatcha doin there
#54 - samxdaxman (04/06/2015) [-]
Goddamn
#37 - That's pretty much her entire character synopsis 04/06/2015 on This helps explain 7th grade +3

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User avatar #81 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (39 minutes ago) [-]
Hi.
#78 - waffies ONLINE (02/15/2015) [-]
Yo, saw one of your comments in which you said "while i was off not having fun in the air force", and as a fellow FJer who's joining the air force, i kinda want to ask your story. Why you joined, what you did, why it was not-so-fun. Feel free to just say no, but im curious to say the least
Yo, saw one of your comments in which you said "while i was off not having fun in the air force", and as a fellow FJer who's joining the air force, i kinda want to ask your story. Why you joined, what you did, why it was not-so-fun. Feel free to just say no, but im curious to say the least
User avatar #79 to #78 - deescalation (02/16/2015) [-]
I like the Air Force as a whole, but when I was in BMT my contracted job as computer programmer got pulled because I had a waiver saying I was misdiagnosed with depression as a kid. Just having the waiver got the job pulled, and I ended up as a crew chief. I'm not a mechanically inclined person, and I joined the Air Force hoping for a desk job. I've also been going through some medical stuff, so while it's difficult to balance my job and that, without Tricare I would have been ****** . I came across a bunch of my medical bills while moving out of the dorms and they totalled up to around $13,000. Your experience in the military will be what you make it. Do your best, respect your supervisors and peers, and you'll do fine
#76 - cloudpawtwo ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Keep up the great comments man.
Keep up the great comments man.
User avatar #77 to #76 - deescalation (02/11/2015) [-]
Will do
User avatar #82 to #73 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (30 minutes ago) [-]
if you did porn it would be called "crowd goes wild."
User avatar #74 to #73 - deescalation (02/11/2015) [-]
That's the sweetest thing anyone's ever sent me
User avatar #75 to #74 - crowd (02/11/2015) [-]
wanna **** ?
User avatar #68 - optimism (02/11/2015) [-]
you aiming for top commenter?
User avatar #69 to #68 - deescalation (02/11/2015) [-]
Yup. started posting on Saturday night. Despite working 9 hours a day I think I'm doing well
User avatar #70 to #69 - optimism (02/11/2015) [-]
im impressed
i tried going for #1 on my other account but got bored at #8
hopefully the same wont happen to you
User avatar #71 to #70 - deescalation (02/11/2015) [-]
I'm first for today, 2nd for the week, 23rd for 30 days and 109th for 90 days, so far so good. I think using colored text will help me win it.
User avatar #72 to #71 - optimism (02/11/2015) [-]
as long as you persist at it you'll be first in no time
youve made great progress already
but competition does heat up around #30
User avatar #65 - newpulse ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
Be my friend. Pretty please.
User avatar #66 to #65 - deescalation (02/11/2015) [-]
Fine I guess Why though
User avatar #67 to #66 - newpulse ONLINE (02/11/2015) [-]
I like friends.
User avatar #63 - DerpScout (02/02/2015) [-]
Ey ***** it's a bit late to be havin' a Christmas themed profile picture don't you think?
User avatar #64 to #63 - deescalation (02/02/2015) [-]
He looks happier with the hat on
#60 - axxein ONLINE (11/10/2014) [-]
I like you.
#62 to #61 - axxein ONLINE (11/11/2014) [-]
I dunno. you're okay.
User avatar #57 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #58 to #57 - deescalation (06/19/2014) [-]
You're my hero
User avatar #59 to #58 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
I am not the Mussolini that Fj needs
I am the Mussolini that Fj deserves
#51 - animedudej (03/16/2014) [-]
hey, dude...

what program did you use when streaming anime? i'm thinking of using Xsplit to watch anime with my friendo
User avatar #52 to #51 - deescalation (03/17/2014) [-]
I think I used Xsplit
User avatar #53 to #52 - animedudej (03/17/2014) [-]
i might invest some money into that as i enjoy livestreaming as upposed to pre-recording things also the whole watching anime with friendos thing
User avatar #54 to #53 - deescalation (03/19/2014) [-]
Go for it man. I don't live stream anymore, but a housemate and myself started a youtube channel (but he'll be moving to England in 6 months, so I don't know how well it'll work out)
User avatar #55 to #54 - animedudej (03/19/2014) [-]
if i dont get into school this year i might be moving to canada for a few months to live with my uncle ^_^
User avatar #43 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
Devon? **** , I don't know how to spell your name.
User avatar #44 to #43 - deescalation (08/30/2013) [-]
it's Devon...who's this?
User avatar #45 to #44 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
This is an amazing discovery. I'll tell Ryan the story this weekend, but you'll probably guess who I am before then.
User avatar #46 to #45 - deescalation (08/30/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/channel/funny/Not+Quite+a+Manhole/gMMuGtZ/

this was Ryan btw. 2 day suspension. I'm guessing this is Matt or Will
User avatar #47 to #46 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, Ryan messaged me the picture earlier today, that's why I was freaking out when I saw it here. And I don't play WoW like Matt or Will.
User avatar #48 to #47 - deescalation (08/30/2013) [-]
I don't know then. Emily?
User avatar #42 - zarrowsmith (08/30/2013) [-]
Devin?
User avatar #39 - nesquik (07/31/2013) [-]
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User avatar #36 - flybager (07/21/2013) [-]
I swear to god I ahev the feeling I know you from somewhere
User avatar #37 to #36 - deescalation (07/21/2013) [-]
I work at Seymour Johnson AFB NC, I played WoW, and other MMOs for about 8 years under the handle Speedydev, Deemoney, and Deescalation. And I went to high school at Overhills here in NC. I also post a lot of anime **** onto this site, and I've been live streaming shows as well. Any of those ring a bell?
User avatar #38 to #37 - flybager (07/22/2013) [-]
Probably 'lot of anime ***** that did the job
#31 - Absolute Madman (06/24/2013) [-]
hi ******
#30 - danzeebass **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 to #30 - deescalation (06/25/2013) [-]
why hello there
User avatar #26 - twi (06/08/2013) [-]
omg ur in nrth cairolina 2
User avatar #27 to #26 - deescalation (06/08/2013) [-]
yup, I lived here, joined the Air Force, had orders to go to Japan....then they stuck me back here
User avatar #28 to #27 - twi (06/08/2013) [-]
well that sucks

I'm in Winstom Salem for a while
User avatar #29 to #28 - deescalation (06/08/2013) [-]
Seymour Johnson / Goldsboro here
#6 - Absolute Madman (04/12/2013) [-]
u dun fuked up boi, though it was quite entertaining watching the rage go on.
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