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#125 - this is not a religious debate. some might have retarded idiol… 01/04/2016 on The Wall 0
#91 - and all muslims are supposedly supportive of ISIS? what are yo…  [+] (16 new replies) 01/02/2016 on The Wall -1
#96 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
The only "good muslims" are the ones that are barely muslim at all.
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#125 - dedj (01/04/2016) [-]
this is not a religious debate. some might have retarded idiologies. the religion itself is batshit in my eyes. but that doesn't mean that everyone with wrong beliefs is a fucking terrorist. Get your head out of your ass.
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#97 - alfonshister (01/02/2016) [-]
CItation needed
#98 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
Nice, requesting evidence that you know isn't provable. That's probably a logical fallacy.


The Koran and Hadith make it necessary to use violence. Either obey and be violent (be a good Muslim and be violent) or disregard it and try to live peacefully with people (be a bad Muslim but a good person).
#99 - alfonshister (01/02/2016) [-]
"isn't provable"

well, that's just like, your opinion man.

If you actually looked at the Verses in the Coran you would see that they tell you
>not to start conflicts in times of peace and generally to stand to your contracts, even when the other side is known to break agreements (9:7), (9:4)
>To not force anyone to any belief (2:256)
>When a non-believer asks for refuge you are obliged to grant it (9:6)
>When you are unable to follow god's law in the country you live in, you're supposed to emigrate, not "kill the infidels" (4:97)

If you look at the context of the verses of Surah 9 you will surely notice that they describe how to behave in times of conflict.
If they were preaching general behaviour that would be contradicting.

Have an enjoyable day son.
#103 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
"not to start conflicts in times of peace" -useless here, it's not a time of peace. Have you checked the middle east lately?

"To not force anyone to any belief" yeah, you just have to tax people for not being Muslim, and the men are supposed to be slaves and married women can be raped if they aren't Muslim. (9:29), (4:24)

"When a non-believer asks for refuge you are obliged to grant it" That is the verse you gave me (9:6) It only allows for protection "so that he may hear the words of Allah. It's just a front for spreading Islam. You're making this fun. "And if any one of the polytheists seeks your protection, then grant him protection so that he may hear the words of Allah . Then deliver him to his place of safety. That is because they are a people who do not know."

and your last one "Indeed, those whom the angels take [in death] while wronging themselves - [the angels] will say, "In what [condition] were you?" They will say, "We were oppressed in the land." The angels will say, "Was not the earth of Allah spacious [enough] for you to emigrate therein?" For those, their refuge is Hell - and evil it is as a destination." quran.com/4/97

You admittedly got me with the last one, Muslims are supposed to be peaceful until they gain control. They're still supposed to gain control and never cease their actions until they do so.

lol, I know I asked if you're muslim, but I don't need that answer anymore. You're either a progressive liberal trying to argue something that will destroy you, or you're a Muslim that is permitted to lie to the nonbelievers. Either way, Islam was created in a time of war and it shows. It needs reform.
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#107 - alfonshister (01/02/2016) [-]
>A Muslim that is permitted to lie to the nonbelievers

That would contradict the honest behaviour i just mentionned that you're obliged to follow

Also, ever looked at 77? Lying is one of the bigger sins. You're referring to what some of the Shi'a in Iran say, but then again, those guys are pretty weird. Taking Ali as a god doesn't sound very Muslim.

There are diverse factions opressing the inhabitants (ISIS, Assad, Hizbolla, Taliban etc). To them the rules of the conflict-verses apply. But not to the peaceful Christians that have been living there for hundreds of years.

The men and their wives aren't considered slaves. That's just wrong terminology.
The tax comes because they don't have the "Zakat" and still profit from safety, public officials and infrastructure. Makes sense.

Safety is safety. And If you assume that your belief is the correct one, convincing other people of it to help them sounds understandable.

Your verse about "other women" applies to slaves.
But considering slavery is a thing of the past and that on the contrary, Islam in multiple verses encourages Muslims to free slaves, this doesn't apply anymore.

The thing about reform is that if you assume that Islam was sent by God, changing it would be saying that God was wrong. So you should rather find and discuss fallacies. Everyone thinks he's right but could be wrong.

And about that peaceful until control thingy, nah. On Muslim territory you will still find ancient Christian and Jewish families, churches, graveyards and Synagogues. If the truest form of Islam (under the prophet) didn't eradicate them, doing that now wouldn't be Islamic.

I hope i didn't express myself too mediocrely.
#100 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
"well, that's just like, your opinion man. "

No, not at all. We can even use the "Christian country" America, the one that allows gay marriage as an example. We're supposedly 75% Christian and yet it's considered rude to say "merry Christmas" here. So, how Christian are we? is there a measurement for how fast Christianity travels per second? BPS (beliefs per second)

Don't fucking kid yourself. It's next to impossible to actually measure someone's beliefs. Even if you poll the people, there are a lot of people who think something is Christian when it isn't. Until I was like 18, I thought that creationism was the most Christian, but then came to discover that some priests and even bishops believed in evolution for other Christian sects. This is no opinion. There is no way to measure how Muslim someone is, let alone an entire population.

and before I get into the rest of your bullshit, a simple question. Are you a Muslim?
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#101 - alfonshister (01/02/2016) [-]
"get into the rest of your bullshit"
"are you a muslim?"

You're already going ad hominem.

I suggest you buy some manners and come back. Maybe then we can have a decent constructive discussion.

If i wanted to be insulted i would go on 4chan, not here.


#105 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
And also all you did was complain about my manners, but your argument sucks and you know it. Beliefs don't have an objective measurement.
#104 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
ad hominem?

Knowing if you're Muslim would point out that you're biased.
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#102 - alfonshister (01/02/2016) [-]
Since when did it even matter who someone is when you're looking at his arguments? Get real.
#106 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
It saves me time, there is no need to argue with you if you're Muslim.

You're going to continue being the same kind of Muslim, with the same opinions of Islam.
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#108 - alfonshister (01/02/2016) [-]
I'll keep doing what i think is right.

If something doesn't make sense it would be pretty stupid to keep doing it. I mean, the brain is the instrument to distinguish true and false.

There's no situation where you should shut it down.
#109 - anon (01/02/2016) [-]
"I'll keep doing what i think is right."

Me, you, and everyone else. Which is why I just don't want to deal with Muslims. Don't get me wrong, i'm not suggesting we need a genocide. But I think that screaming "death to America" Is a good enough reason to not let Muslims come here for a while without heavy screening, at least until the war is over.
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#110 - alfonshister (01/02/2016) [-]
I agree.

Nobody who says "Death to America" deserves anything. THat's just terrorism. But it's not ISLAM. I mean, there are muslim Americans. This hate can't be tied to religion

I also understand that you're worried about your country. The proble is that you can't be 100% sure about who is a criminal and who isn't. But we also want to help people in need,

#65 - I'll definitely keep that in mind. Thanks man 12/24/2015 on bunch of weird shit +1
#63 - that's quite interesting. I am not religious at all, but I def…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2015 on bunch of weird shit +1
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#64 - misternobodie (12/24/2015) [-]
Just... Pump yourself up with confidence and be in a very safe, happy, cosy place while doing it, its very important. Having Pink floyd in your own bed does a great trip. Keep in mind that you will be frightened. and have the best time !

it takes balls to accept youre a know-it-all kind of a person. I think you're ready for your own ''enlightenment''
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#65 - dedj (12/24/2015) [-]
I'll definitely keep that in mind. Thanks man
#61 - what does ego have to do with it? What?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/24/2015 on bunch of weird shit +1
#62 - misternobodie (12/24/2015) [-]
Its weird, but its true. If your nature is too self centered, then you will be very frightened because your mind will be open to the possibility that, everything you know might not be true and that can come as a shock for you if you are a know-it-all kind of a person, -but thats actually a good thing- its like the headline of the psychedelic experience and its very important. most eastern religions' followers give their years trying to come to that spiritual awakening !

If your conciousness cant deal with that possibility in the psychedelic experience, you will feel like youre being shattered to pieces, and that can be spooky. But again its not a bad thing but one may get shocked and have a bad trip, thats how bad trips are born !

i.e if youre very religious and easily getting scared and also self centered, its almost certain that you will have a bad trip and think that youre in hell and demons are torturing you its predictable mind behavior.

I wish I could help you more about this in person or even when I'm not sleepy like this, but this is basically it.

If you have a bad feeling after reading this, remember that you can also prepare yourself knowing whats to come, to be not afraid at all especially when the trip begins and to pump yourself up with faith in yourself, you know like talking to yourself in mirror like '' I will not get scared from my own mind '' it works ! !
If you have anymore questions, feel free to ask. Happy trippin.
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#63 - dedj (12/24/2015) [-]
that's quite interesting. I am not religious at all, but I definitely am egotistical and "know it all". so that might make for an interesting experience. Thanks for the help buddy.
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#64 - misternobodie (12/24/2015) [-]
Just... Pump yourself up with confidence and be in a very safe, happy, cosy place while doing it, its very important. Having Pink floyd in your own bed does a great trip. Keep in mind that you will be frightened. and have the best time !

it takes balls to accept youre a know-it-all kind of a person. I think you're ready for your own ''enlightenment''
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#65 - dedj (12/24/2015) [-]
I'll definitely keep that in mind. Thanks man
#59 - thank you friend. 12/23/2015 on bunch of weird shit 0
#58 - LOL **** that sounds intense....  [+] (6 new replies) 12/23/2015 on bunch of weird shit +1
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#60 - misternobodie (12/23/2015) [-]
It is scary as hell IF you have a big ego. Don't forget that, its very important, and good luck.
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#61 - dedj (12/24/2015) [-]
what does ego have to do with it? What?
#62 - misternobodie (12/24/2015) [-]
Its weird, but its true. If your nature is too self centered, then you will be very frightened because your mind will be open to the possibility that, everything you know might not be true and that can come as a shock for you if you are a know-it-all kind of a person, -but thats actually a good thing- its like the headline of the psychedelic experience and its very important. most eastern religions' followers give their years trying to come to that spiritual awakening !

If your conciousness cant deal with that possibility in the psychedelic experience, you will feel like youre being shattered to pieces, and that can be spooky. But again its not a bad thing but one may get shocked and have a bad trip, thats how bad trips are born !

i.e if youre very religious and easily getting scared and also self centered, its almost certain that you will have a bad trip and think that youre in hell and demons are torturing you its predictable mind behavior.

I wish I could help you more about this in person or even when I'm not sleepy like this, but this is basically it.

If you have a bad feeling after reading this, remember that you can also prepare yourself knowing whats to come, to be not afraid at all especially when the trip begins and to pump yourself up with faith in yourself, you know like talking to yourself in mirror like '' I will not get scared from my own mind '' it works ! !
If you have anymore questions, feel free to ask. Happy trippin.
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#63 - dedj (12/24/2015) [-]
that's quite interesting. I am not religious at all, but I definitely am egotistical and "know it all". so that might make for an interesting experience. Thanks for the help buddy.
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#64 - misternobodie (12/24/2015) [-]
Just... Pump yourself up with confidence and be in a very safe, happy, cosy place while doing it, its very important. Having Pink floyd in your own bed does a great trip. Keep in mind that you will be frightened. and have the best time !

it takes balls to accept youre a know-it-all kind of a person. I think you're ready for your own ''enlightenment''
User avatar
#65 - dedj (12/24/2015) [-]
I'll definitely keep that in mind. Thanks man
#16 - i'm planning on doing it soon as well. can you do me a favor …  [+] (11 new replies) 12/22/2015 on bunch of weird shit +2
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#36 - misternobodie (12/22/2015) [-]
Just dont be frightened with the melt-down feel, its perfectly normal, youre not gonna turn into a handful of slime. Other than that; just generally dont be afraid, and expect to be VERY afraid.....
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#58 - dedj (12/23/2015) [-]
LOL shit that sounds intense....
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#60 - misternobodie (12/23/2015) [-]
It is scary as hell IF you have a big ego. Don't forget that, its very important, and good luck.
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#61 - dedj (12/24/2015) [-]
what does ego have to do with it? What?
#62 - misternobodie (12/24/2015) [-]
Its weird, but its true. If your nature is too self centered, then you will be very frightened because your mind will be open to the possibility that, everything you know might not be true and that can come as a shock for you if you are a know-it-all kind of a person, -but thats actually a good thing- its like the headline of the psychedelic experience and its very important. most eastern religions' followers give their years trying to come to that spiritual awakening !

If your conciousness cant deal with that possibility in the psychedelic experience, you will feel like youre being shattered to pieces, and that can be spooky. But again its not a bad thing but one may get shocked and have a bad trip, thats how bad trips are born !

i.e if youre very religious and easily getting scared and also self centered, its almost certain that you will have a bad trip and think that youre in hell and demons are torturing you its predictable mind behavior.

I wish I could help you more about this in person or even when I'm not sleepy like this, but this is basically it.

If you have a bad feeling after reading this, remember that you can also prepare yourself knowing whats to come, to be not afraid at all especially when the trip begins and to pump yourself up with faith in yourself, you know like talking to yourself in mirror like '' I will not get scared from my own mind '' it works ! !
If you have anymore questions, feel free to ask. Happy trippin.
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#63 - dedj (12/24/2015) [-]
that's quite interesting. I am not religious at all, but I definitely am egotistical and "know it all". so that might make for an interesting experience. Thanks for the help buddy.
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#64 - misternobodie (12/24/2015) [-]
Just... Pump yourself up with confidence and be in a very safe, happy, cosy place while doing it, its very important. Having Pink floyd in your own bed does a great trip. Keep in mind that you will be frightened. and have the best time !

it takes balls to accept youre a know-it-all kind of a person. I think you're ready for your own ''enlightenment''
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#65 - dedj (12/24/2015) [-]
I'll definitely keep that in mind. Thanks man
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#17 - belshir (12/22/2015) [-]
will do brudda
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#59 - dedj (12/23/2015) [-]
thank you friend.
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