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Date Signed Up:12/23/2009
Last Login:11/23/2014
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#2330 - **deddead rolls 839,667,035** might as well try  [+] (3 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Highest roll wins colored... 0
#2332 - deddead (06/22/2014) [-]
* roll 9* one more time
#2334 - deddead (06/22/2014) [-]
**deddead rolls 886,741,432** if it works this time
#2335 - deddead (06/22/2014) [-]
**deddead rolls 886,770,857** just for shits and giggles
#140 - sorry wrong comment there was an anon that posted a link a… 06/22/2014 on Springs edition 0
#56 - When I took biology, there was a kid that meant to say organis… 06/22/2014 on Oh you kids 0
#85 - i hate you so ******* much right now  [+] (2 new replies) 06/22/2014 on Springs edition 0
User avatar #103 - danrmanalt (06/22/2014) [-]
the wh at naow
#140 - deddead (06/22/2014) [-]
sorry wrong comment
there was an anon that posted a link and said source, but it was a screamer
#58 - For stabbing the precision of which has never been seen on this earth 06/20/2014 on Sights +1
#57 - For extra precise stabbing! 06/20/2014 on Sights +1
#45 - I have giant elbows so lets try this: Name: Garrett El… 06/20/2014 on type 0
#140 - 30,000 you are off by a factor of 10  [+] (1 new reply) 06/20/2014 on Long post, but very true 0
User avatar #220 - psykobear (06/20/2014) [-]
Oh, thanks. Proves my point even further, though.
#27 - id still be dead, so idk i don't KNOW for sure what is aft…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on abortion 0
User avatar #32 - hodon (06/18/2014) [-]
like i said above, i can see abortion as method to save a doomed life, but , though i feel bad for rape victims, i still feel like adoption is a much better alternative as the child still has a chance to live and mothers could decide to see them later if they regretted their decision. giving birth is a much easier process than dealing with a guilty conscience your whole life.
#24 - I don't know what it would feel like because i would be dead  [+] (3 new replies) 06/18/2014 on abortion 0
User avatar #26 - hodon (06/18/2014) [-]
haha i know you are joking, but i meant currently from your position. How would you feel if everything and every experience in your life ceased to have existed.
#27 - deddead (06/18/2014) [-]
id still be dead, so idk
i don't KNOW for sure what is after death, so who knows.
if there is an afterlife where i can contemplate my life, I would probably feel pretty bad about having no life experience
However, I believe abortion should only be used to save the life/ health of the mother, or if the baby will have serious birth defects that wil deprive it of a good life, and maybe rape (i'm open for debate on the rape one). Abortion should not be used because "she didn't want" the baby. They got themselves into it, they have to deal with the consequences of their actions. They can put it up for adoption, but not abort it.
User avatar #32 - hodon (06/18/2014) [-]
like i said above, i can see abortion as method to save a doomed life, but , though i feel bad for rape victims, i still feel like adoption is a much better alternative as the child still has a chance to live and mothers could decide to see them later if they regretted their decision. giving birth is a much easier process than dealing with a guilty conscience your whole life.
#403 - I can be pretty patient... 06/18/2014 on nofap 0
#22 - Don't apologize, you are just telling your story and ik re… 06/16/2014 on Really long and features... +1
#16 - I just had to put my cat down today, and I was really trying t…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Really long and features... +7
User avatar #20 - codyxvasco (06/16/2014) [-]
Try to keep smiling :3


I'm sorry I did that to you. Nobody should ever have to deal with all this stuff...
#22 - deddead (06/16/2014) [-]
Don't apologize, you are just telling your story
and ik really need to come to terms with the fact that i will never see her again, this actually helps
so... thank you
#68 - Picture 06/16/2014 on Men are pigs +1
#6 - if you are that worried try to fake more confidence than you h… 06/13/2014 on How i hit on chicks 0
#5 - this is speaking from personal experience, I can't talk to gir… 06/13/2014 on How i hit on chicks 0
#2 - If she wants you that bad, it would be very hard to ***…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/13/2014 on How i hit on chicks +3
#3 - roxasbaby (06/13/2014) [-]
#5 - deddead (06/13/2014) [-]
this is speaking from personal experience, I can't talk to girls for shit and, somehow, i managed to get a girlfriend. (she actually came after me, it was a great 6 months)
word of advice: never say this or anything like it "you know what scares me, we are either break up or get married"(i dun goofed) you will be without girlfriend by the end of the week or less depending on how you play the few minutes after you say that

btw, I'm totally saving that pic for later use
User avatar #4 - roxasbaby (06/13/2014) [-]
Power to eff up that is
#6 - deddead (06/13/2014) [-]
if you are that worried try to fake more confidence than you have(it will come if you don't have it, and women love a confident man)
the most important thing is to be yourself, that is why she wants you in the first place
#26 - Picture 06/13/2014 on Accidents +2
#123 - Why did you have to die so young? 06/13/2014 on (untitled) +2
#13 - Picture 06/13/2014 on Hindsight +12
#12 - quite the photoshop you got going there admin  [+] (1 new reply) 06/12/2014 on Who's the best looking guy... +2
#75 - kaboomz (06/13/2014) [-]
my exact thoughts
#5 - "i ate a grape and I... jizzed in my pants" 06/12/2014 on Roll Credits! +8
#9 - maybe the game will keep track of the order you do dungeons in… 06/12/2014 on A Whole New World 0
#101 - Mein Kamf, Mein Struggle 06/09/2014 on Gotta be smart! 0
#46 - well, they are delicious 06/08/2014 on Modern art in a nutshell 0
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