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#4 - i disabled it on fj and still dont get any ads...  [+] (4 new replies) 03/05/2014 on Disabling Adblock on Funnyjunk +3
User avatar #5 - nunubot (03/05/2014) [-]
Ads are disable for users due to the fact most of the ad revenue was from new users and because of the large amount of donations recently. If I had to guess, I'm sure they'll be back up soon.
#6 - deddead (03/05/2014) [-]
but i haven't since WELL (like 4 months) before donations started even being a thing
I haven't gotten an ad since I installed adblock, but its grayed out on FJ so i know its off
User avatar #13 - fistfireace (03/05/2014) [-]
After getting passed a certain level (I forgot what level that was, exactly) you don't see ads anymore, but the rest (who are under said level) did get to see ads.
User avatar #14 - fistfireace (03/05/2014) [-]
Well, that was before the donation and users who are logged in thing happened/
#134 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Hell of a smooth scroll +5
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User avatar #151 - priestoftheoldones (03/01/2014) [-]
"I got hit by a disk launcher, how the hell does that even happen?" Really though, how does one hit a target with one of those.
#152 - tylosaurus (03/01/2014) [-]
Quite simple my friend.
You aim where they are going at, not where they are.

Not easy, but quite possible. I usually get 1-4 blue plate specials in a match.
User avatar #155 - priestoftheoldones (03/01/2014) [-]
In my 12 hours of playing that game, I've hit two people with em, and hell one time I ran over a invisible guy, when there was 4 people on the server.. I was driving a bike and then something splattered infront of me, was kick ass.
#159 - tylosaurus (03/01/2014) [-]
Good, now play 110 hours more.
User avatar #146 - catburglarpenis (03/01/2014) [-]
Soemone needs to put that text on a sanic gif.
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#23 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/22/2014 on This guy can spin anything... +7
#24 - samoaspider (02/23/2014) [-]
why not?
#11 - as far as i know it has 02/16/2014 on Teen Titans season 6 (worth... 0
#5 - Alphas has got you beat by a long shot season ends wit…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2014 on Teen Titans season 6 (worth... +1
#9 - hwangw (02/15/2014) [-]
I didn't know it had been cancelled.
#11 - deddead (02/16/2014) [-]
as far as i know it has
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#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2014 on studying +6
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#20 - oh dear lord, i am a moron thanks though 02/11/2014 on My Favorite Medal of Honor... 0
#18 - if you reference sauce, give link to sauce please?  [+] (2 new replies) 02/11/2014 on My Favorite Medal of Honor... 0
#20 - deddead (02/11/2014) [-]
oh dear lord, i am a moron
thanks though
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#129 - I am a christian, but I believe we could have had a looooooooo…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/10/2014 on BILL BILL BILL BILL NYE THE... +5
User avatar #388 - kanadetenshi (02/11/2014) [-]
Then you clearly haven't studied evolution properly.
#174 - webhead (02/10/2014) [-]
Agreed, homie.
User avatar #150 - AnomynousUser (02/10/2014) [-]
Partially evolved species have no survival advantage..?

If there's no advantage, then the abnormality of the species that has the slight difference will have the same or less chance of breeding, which basically is evolution - a random thing has a slight difference that puts it slightly above competitors so it can live longer to have sex or it attracts more mates. If the abnormality is not advantageous, it's likely to not breed and that characteristic will not be passed on... Partially evolved species who don't have the advantage will die, which allows the advantageously evolved species to take the place. I'm confused by what you're not getting...
#197 - honkitonk (02/10/2014) [-]
please, don't act like you've got it all figured out. you must've had biology in some point of you life. there are for example groups of indigenous africans that have a green-red colourblindness. why do they still exist? because of something called the " Population bottleneck". look it up, exercise yourself and then we can talk about how the nat. selection eradicates weak individuals. "not every step in evolution makes sense", -words of my paleontology professor.
User avatar #209 - AnomynousUser (02/10/2014) [-]
Please, stop being such a prick.
"If there's no advantage, then the abnormality of the species that has a slight difference will have the same chance or less of breeding,"
That is exactly what I said. Color blindness is not an advantage, so it's not giving a big upper hand to the mating or survival process, BUT in that scenario, it's not really preventing them from fucking.

Also, I never claimed to be an expert on this, so just go take that stick out of your ass.
#219 - honkitonk (02/10/2014) [-]
you didn't read the article right? could've saved you the trouble. selection by natural disaster. no evolution here. only the cold heart of nature. sorry for being a prick here, but if there is one thing i hate with a deep passion, its people who act all smart and allknowing, applauding the ontologic atheism, when in fact they know shit. well no, i don't hate these people, just their inconceivable ignorance.
User avatar #222 - lostinthemusic (02/10/2014) [-]
Like you're acting?
#223 - honkitonk (02/11/2014) [-]
that is your idea of a valuable contribution to a discussion?please, see yourself to the door. fyi, i wasn't acting, its called scientific research and citing credible sources( btw the bottleneck one: mbe.oxfordjournals.org/content/17/1/2.long )
User avatar #224 - lostinthemusic (02/11/2014) [-]
I don't really care about this conversation. I just felt the need to point out you were acting like the "all smart and all knowing" trying to shove your opinion and ideas down other peoples throats. You can give your opinion without being a dick. Maybe work on that. That's all.
#146 - yamadashinichi (02/10/2014) [-]
You do realize that according to evolution everything is evolving side by side and not to an end goal. Something that is disadvantageous now could have had an advantage in the past, example: the appendix and wisdom teeth. Most Christians seem to be under the misconception that various body parts just spontaneously evolved at once and would result in some sort of Frankenstein creation where different parts of the body are at different stages of evolution this is simply not the case. Aside from evolution the Big Bang is a whole other issue. The Big Bang signifies a point in which energy was converted to matter all in a chain reaction that resembled an explosion. At the beginning of the universe there was only hydrogen, the smallest and weakest form of stable matter and over billions of years was converted into the various elements we know today through the process of fusion within stars. I would advise you actually read up on the subject in detail rather than gleaming the bits and pieces that theists decide they want to teach you.
#40 - better roll than OP's  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2014 on Rolled my SUV last night +3
User avatar #49 - sexymobile (02/10/2014) [-]
I concur.
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#328 - buffalogriller (01/14/2014) [-]
Of sorts? how do you define internet connection? is being able to access the internet not good enough for you?
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