Perhaps Harry could torture the crap out of him first? To make it more twisted? I dunno, just somehow make Sirius immortal too so they can go on adventures forever.

So... does this mean we can re-write Harry Potter where Sirius lives and Harry drowns Voldemort in a vat of basilisk venom before going on to live forever? Ohhhh, and Harry should totally use his murder of Voldemort to split his own soul and make Sirius a Horcrux, so Sirius can live forever too.
And I dunno, then have some wonderful pranktastic eternity with Sirius where they just continually prank entire cities in true Marauder fashion?

but creating a horcrux requires a supreme act of villainy and i am pretty sure killing Voldemort (basically Satan incarnate), no matter how bad ass the way, does not fall in the supreme act of villainy category

Perhaps Harry could torture the crap out of him first? To make it more twisted? I dunno, just somehow make Sirius immortal too so they can go on adventures forever.

I would not call Quirrell a Horcrux, though it has been debated. The reason I don't count Quirrell as one is because:
J.K. continues to refer to it as a possession
Voldemort's soul split when he tried to kill Harry, half went into Harry and the other half went to explore Albania for like 10 years before going to possess Quirrell
The part of Voldemort's soul was not destroyed when Quirrell died and went on to become the ugly baby Voldemort in GoF

makes sense...

So... does this mean we can re-write Harry Potter where Sirius lives and Harry drowns Voldemort in a vat of basilisk venom before going on to live forever? Ohhhh, and Harry should totally use his murder of Voldemort to split his own soul and make Sirius a Horcrux, so Sirius can live forever too.
And I dunno, then have some wonderful pranktastic eternity with Sirius where they just continually prank entire cities in true Marauder fashion?

but creating a horcrux requires a supreme act of villainy and i am pretty sure killing Voldemort (basically Satan incarnate), no matter how bad ass the way, does not fall in the supreme act of villainy category

Perhaps Harry could torture the crap out of him first? To make it more twisted? I dunno, just somehow make Sirius immortal too so they can go on adventures forever.

Also, Voldemort wouldn't still be "out there", the only remaining piece of him would be inside Harry. So given my correct math below, a 64th of Voldemort's soul would be in Harry, who would get the benefit of living forever (by your previous logic), and it's not like Harry can't control a tiny crumb of Volde-soul. The murderous followers wouldn't necessarily be "out there" either, as if Harry had just I dunno drowned Voldemort in a vat of basilisk venom or something the soul in there would have been destroyed as if Voldemort himself were a horcrux, with the added bonus of destroying that hideous body. The followers could then be easily rounded up and thrown through the veil of death or have their souls sucked out by dementors.
Problem solved.

I thought it would split it half each time, and Harry wasn't 8th, Nagini was created last, as the 7th Horcrux, and 8th piece of Voldemort's soul. Harry was the 6th horcrux and 7th soul piece.
Diary 50%
Locket 25%
Ring 12.5%
Diadem 6.25%
Cup 3.125%
Harry 1.5625%
Nagini 0.78125%
and Voldemort was left with 0.78125% of his soul.
Really, Harry has more of Voldemort's soul than Voldemort did. (Assuming it's an even split).
Though you're right, my math was wrong, Harry had 1/64th of Voldemort's soul because 1.5625% x 64 = 100

also quirrell was a temp horcrux (not sure how that factor how that works in the math)
this could possibly leave one piece of soul floating around (not 100% sure on this)

I would not call Quirrell a Horcrux, though it has been debated. The reason I don't count Quirrell as one is because:
J.K. continues to refer to it as a possession
Voldemort's soul split when he tried to kill Harry, half went into Harry and the other half went to explore Albania for like 10 years before going to possess Quirrell
The part of Voldemort's soul was not destroyed when Quirrell died and went on to become the ugly baby Voldemort in GoF

makes sense...

So... does this mean we can re-write Harry Potter where Sirius lives and Harry drowns Voldemort in a vat of basilisk venom before going on to live forever? Ohhhh, and Harry should totally use his murder of Voldemort to split his own soul and make Sirius a Horcrux, so Sirius can live forever too.
And I dunno, then have some wonderful pranktastic eternity with Sirius where they just continually prank entire cities in true Marauder fashion?

but creating a horcrux requires a supreme act of villainy and i am pretty sure killing Voldemort (basically Satan incarnate), no matter how bad ass the way, does not fall in the supreme act of villainy category

Perhaps Harry could torture the crap out of him first? To make it more twisted? I dunno, just somehow make Sirius immortal too so they can go on adventures forever.

Harry should have just kept the damn Horcrux in himself, who cares if Voldemort would have technically still been alive, by your logic, Harry Potter would have lived forever.

Also, the part of Voldemort's soul that was in Harry was like 1/32 of a soul, so Harry's soul would have been entirely dominant.

just checked the math on that and unless the soul evenly divides between all horcuxes it would be 1/256 (assuming harry was #8)
And how could you live with yourself forever knowing a mass murderer with a murderous following is still out there and it is no ones fault but yours and you could end it at anytime?
If you did that you would be no better than him

Also, Voldemort wouldn't still be "out there", the only remaining piece of him would be inside Harry. So given my correct math below, a 64th of Voldemort's soul would be in Harry, who would get the benefit of living forever (by your previous logic), and it's not like Harry can't control a tiny crumb of Volde-soul. The murderous followers wouldn't necessarily be "out there" either, as if Harry had just I dunno drowned Voldemort in a vat of basilisk venom or something the soul in there would have been destroyed as if Voldemort himself were a horcrux, with the added bonus of destroying that hideous body. The followers could then be easily rounded up and thrown through the veil of death or have their souls sucked out by dementors.
Problem solved.

I thought it would split it half each time, and Harry wasn't 8th, Nagini was created last, as the 7th Horcrux, and 8th piece of Voldemort's soul. Harry was the 6th horcrux and 7th soul piece.
Diary 50%
Locket 25%
Ring 12.5%
Diadem 6.25%
Cup 3.125%
Harry 1.5625%
Nagini 0.78125%
and Voldemort was left with 0.78125% of his soul.
Really, Harry has more of Voldemort's soul than Voldemort did. (Assuming it's an even split).
Though you're right, my math was wrong, Harry had 1/64th of Voldemort's soul because 1.5625% x 64 = 100

also quirrell was a temp horcrux (not sure how that factor how that works in the math)
this could possibly leave one piece of soul floating around (not 100% sure on this)

I would not call Quirrell a Horcrux, though it has been debated. The reason I don't count Quirrell as one is because:
J.K. continues to refer to it as a possession
Voldemort's soul split when he tried to kill Harry, half went into Harry and the other half went to explore Albania for like 10 years before going to possess Quirrell
The part of Voldemort's soul was not destroyed when Quirrell died and went on to become the ugly baby Voldemort in GoF

makes sense...

So... does this mean we can re-write Harry Potter where Sirius lives and Harry drowns Voldemort in a vat of basilisk venom before going on to live forever? Ohhhh, and Harry should totally use his murder of Voldemort to split his own soul and make Sirius a Horcrux, so Sirius can live forever too.
And I dunno, then have some wonderful pranktastic eternity with Sirius where they just continually prank entire cities in true Marauder fashion?

but creating a horcrux requires a supreme act of villainy and i am pretty sure killing Voldemort (basically Satan incarnate), no matter how bad ass the way, does not fall in the supreme act of villainy category

Perhaps Harry could torture the crap out of him first? To make it more twisted? I dunno, just somehow make Sirius immortal too so they can go on adventures forever.

I'm from Canada. NOTHING WILL STOP ME.

Probably someone using a false IP that makes it look like they're from Canada. As you said, it doesn't seem like them at all. They're just too nice.