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deathlos

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Date Signed Up:2/10/2013
Last Login:1/14/2016
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Content Ranking:#3794
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Highest Content Rank:#763
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Level 136 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 137 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
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#6 - with the tire tracks, and the straight even walls, i assume it… 02/01/2015 on Why you gotta be so ruff +1
#95 - >Me, My Bro, And one of our Roomies. Playing Monopoly At ar…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on Monopoly 0
#96 - tyroneisanigger (01/31/2015) [-]
Oh so you weren't arrested for playing Monopoly. I thought a large fight or some shit would have ensued over the monopoly game.

I'm a police explorer (volunteer cop, except I don't have a gun) and all the interesting shit like this happens around 3am lol
#32 - To be the 1st... Source? 01/30/2015 on Nightmare fuel! +2
#30 - There should be a forth one... Having the cops called…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/30/2015 on Monopoly +6
#43 - tyroneisanigger (01/30/2015) [-]
Damn I kind of want to play Monopoly with you now. Can we hear the story please through the us of maymay arrows?
#95 - deathlos (01/31/2015) [-]
>Me, My Bro, And one of our Roomies. Playing Monopoly At around 3A.M.
>Our other Roomate Come back from work(Only one in the shelter allowed to leave at all.)
>The Nightshift Follows Him In(About 40-50 Thick Russian Accent.)
>Nightshift Accuses him of always bringing Drugs In, All 3 of use jump to his defense that he hasn't been, and she needs to stop accusing him.(Even though he was bringing in weed, but that's a different story.)
> Apparently she felt threatened which caused her to call the cops for the 1st time.
>We continue playing monopoly not knowing she called the cops.
>A Female Officer Around 5"6' in her 20s/early 30s comes in Yelling About how we need to get to bed and learn some respect, There should be no reason for her to be forced to come here, and that she wouldn't feel bad about Jailing us.
>We defend ourselfs. Of course we get ignored, get told to put up the monopoly game and go to bed.
>She leaves, We start putting up the game talking about what bullshit that was.
>Games put up. lights out, and we talking to eachother each in our own beds.
>Apparently we were too loud or some shit, As the Female Officer storms back in turns on the light, Theres another Officer with her this time. Around 6"5' dude, Just stands there the whole time while she goes in her charade with his arms crossed.
>More intimidation bullshit we all heard before.
>They leave once more, Leaving the lights on as they head out. So my bro gets up, and goes turns the lights out.
>As he sits back down the Female officer storms back in and shines her flashlight into my bros face saying how if an adult deems the light should be on, we shouldn't touch it. Then Threatens him with OC(Police grade Mace) for touching it. Leaves, and leaves the lights off.

Thats pretty much the end of the story, It was just bullshit after bullshit.
The kicker is? two years later, when me and my pro go to job corps for security training, Guess who our Captain is?
If you guessed the female officer your right...
#96 - tyroneisanigger (01/31/2015) [-]
Oh so you weren't arrested for playing Monopoly. I thought a large fight or some shit would have ensued over the monopoly game.

I'm a police explorer (volunteer cop, except I don't have a gun) and all the interesting shit like this happens around 3am lol
#62 - To those that don't get it, I believe when his Ogre descriptio… 01/27/2015 on How to Guide 0
#103 - OMG My Username is Relevant for once! Made it During … 01/22/2015 on Poke goes the rathalos 0
#51 - someone say Gun-case?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2015 on GUNS!!!! 0
#63 - bogbean (01/12/2015) [-]
#89 - Fetish... 01/11/2015 on Cringe Compilation 5! +3
#827 - Killing lots of Rathalos... 01/11/2015 on Im currently on your mashed... 0
#65 - Picture 01/11/2015 on Fap Material. +1
#100 - 1st time i played pokemon red. Couldn't figure out how to … 01/08/2015 on Pokemon 1st timer pt. 5 0
#23 - The Insomniac sleep cycle. 2-4hours a day staring at … 01/07/2015 on Different sleep schedules +4
#129 - I found my 1st shiny is Crystal. Zubat, wasnt paying … 01/06/2015 on Pokemon 1st timer pt. 2 +1
#13 - Damn Straight, little **** needs to learn what hes asking for. 01/05/2015 on Best parents NA +1
#11 - Hey man, Plunger dad seems pretty damn awesome to me. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2015 on Best parents NA +5
#12 - anon (01/05/2015) [-]
The best part is when the plunger comes unstuck and the kid lands with his face. I can picture it now.
#13 - deathlos (01/05/2015) [-]
Damn Straight, little shit needs to learn what hes asking for.
#10 - This is wrong... He steals the lifeforce from Pikachu… 01/05/2015 on Pokemon season 45 +6
#129 - I'm all for that...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/04/2015 on All hail Vivian 0
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#130 - Sperit (01/04/2015) [-]
i know
#30 - Because they are ******* awesome and sexy at the same time...  [+] (3 new replies) 01/03/2015 on All hail Vivian +17
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#39 - Sperit (01/03/2015) [-]
we need more rwby porn
#129 - deathlos (01/04/2015) [-]
I'm all for that...
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#130 - Sperit (01/04/2015) [-]
i know
#213 - But didn't the Future that they show already happen? … 01/02/2015 on The FunnyJunk Carol +2
#31 - Still want to know what you have to do for a 900+ tho... bring…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/28/2014 on kick 0
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#32 - moneyd (12/28/2014) [-]
everyone at my work continues to be baffled by it so we decided it was caused by what the dude did or someone just straight up shot it
#237 - Bitches do love Heavy weapons. 12/28/2014 on FJ header images 0
#28 - Really? I Got 634 on one of these a few years ago. Might have…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/28/2014 on kick 0
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#30 - moneyd (12/28/2014) [-]
yea well the one we have is like really soft so it absorbs most of the shot with a sturdier bag 634 is believable though still impressive, and im not surprised about the fucking screws theyre really terribly built
#31 - deathlos (12/28/2014) [-]
Still want to know what you have to do for a 900+ tho... bring a sledgehammer in?
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#32 - moneyd (12/28/2014) [-]
everyone at my work continues to be baffled by it so we decided it was caused by what the dude did or someone just straight up shot it
#233 - Was going for the virgin... then it turns out to be a religiou… 12/26/2014 on Round 3 0
#47 - Sorry. i guess im too much of a hair man... the femnazi 12/23/2014 on round two! 0
#121 - Add the fact that im 400lb... hes not getting up quickly... 12/22/2014 on Mo Money 0

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User avatar #1 - plerp (01/08/2016) [-]
Who uploads porn, then IMEDIATLY logs off?


That's just 3spooky5me.
#2 to #1 - deathlos ONLINE (01/09/2016) [-]
A failure it seems, Ugh that button in **** doenst work half the time...
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