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#25 - ME TOO! It feels like a distant childhood memory. Like a summ…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2016 on More Dank WebMs 0
#26 - sdunnington (07/21/2016) [-]
Yeah man, like ages 4-5, it's kinda unexplainable, but I know what you mean.
#96 - Level 20 and I've YET to get a POTG. Sleep tight reap tight. 07/21/2016 on Spoogie Skerrie Driims 0
#3 - yooooooooo that's my steam avatar 07/14/2016 on Monster Hunter Facts: Misc... +1
#2 - **deansmachine used "*roll picture*"** **deansmachine rolle… 07/14/2016 on You're not getting away... +2
#1 - I like these a lot. Please make more.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/14/2016 on Monster Hunter Facts: Misc... +11
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#2 - knightmoiden (07/14/2016) [-]
I concur. I'd like to see more as well. I didn't know the monster hunter world had that kind of deal going on. I like it. It's like Paper Mario TYD with its dark undertones.
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#4 - jpmrocks (07/14/2016) [-]
Monster Hunter has really good lore to it, but a lot of it only will get mentioned once and you never see it again (I still don't know The Man's real name ) A lot of lore is also in Japan released Art Books and lore books, as well as side games
#3 - deansmachine (07/14/2016) [-]
yooooooooo that's my steam avatar
#31 - I'm an adult 07/11/2016 on Oil Fetish +7
#19 - Huh. Usually I don't associate female comedians with laughter.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/11/2016 on /r9k/ on the current state... +45
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#22 - internetexplain (07/11/2016) [-]
no, he's laughing at the fact these 2 words are used in the same sentence unironically.
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#24 - hurpfry (07/11/2016) [-]
#18 - Learning new ways every week EXACTLY why I'm going to hell. #w…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2016 on Lord have murcielago! +2
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#22 - amalone (07/08/2016) [-]
Funeral Potluck dinner Birthday Potluck dinner New deacon appointed potluck dinner 5th Sunday of the month potluck dinner Someone is sick bring them a potluck dinner #whitebaptist
#4 - lol. of who?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/24/2016 on deansmachine's profile 0
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#5 - maybetraffy (06/24/2016) [-]
gf and you
#47 - Is it me, or does it seem like the only people that hit their …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/24/2016 on La Chancla +4
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#56 - dagold (06/24/2016) [-]
I am turbo white and have no problem with physical discipline. I use it as a last resort but it is still a fear to put in the back of their mind.
#51 - ilikepatatas (06/24/2016) [-]
whites are up to their necks with this "feelings = fact" thing
south american and central american moms don't give a fuck
i mean how you gonna deal with society wanting to turn your son into a piece of shit when the most negative stimulus he gets is "i'll take your videogames away if ur bad mmkay?"
i mean like what the fuck people evolve past that shit
at one point he won't even give a fuck and you'll run out of things to take away from him
what are you gonna do when he goes to bang hookers and inject marijuanas with his piece of shit pendejos friends? take away his videogames? bitch at this point he probably plays with Josue on his drug-money bought man-cave

now with la chancla it's different, you're basically traumatizing him but with little to no side-effects
he learns to fear la chancla, and that image gets engraved into his brain
and it stops your son from doing stupid shit like god himself stopped the hand of abraham to tell him "nigga wtf i didn't expect you to do dis you mean my followers are also shit-headed fanatics who sacrifize their sons? hell naw im putting an end to this"
la chancla becomes the symbol of correction and your son learns to fear it just like pepito, your perro chihuahueño, learns to fear the rolled up newspaper.

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