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#280 - Does this look like the face of administration to you??? A… 03/08/2014 on Health at every size +1
#276 - A girl i've started to talk to that works with me and everythi…  [+] (10 new replies) 03/07/2014 on Health at every size +1
#280 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
Does this look like the face of administration to you???
Actually I did think about going to college for business management... but a passion of mine has been military police, or just basic police... not the crooked beat niggers type, but the crooked throw a bag of pot out the window and give you a warning type.. you know the ones you see playing with kids, just being a good dude.
User avatar #279 - nighkey (03/08/2014) [-]
Damn, you look like the kind of man that should be an administrator somewhere. That you should manage something. And the progress is VERY noticeable holy crap.
User avatar #281 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
I replied to myself... :|
User avatar #283 - nighkey (03/08/2014) [-]
xD I'm also aiming to join the military, preferably after my nursing is out of the way. "MEDIC!"

>

Man I wouldn't want to be on the other end of your weapon. If you kept down the path you're going, with your body type, you're going to be one hell of a dude. -Grins- Add me?
User avatar #291 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm not one of those fagboy's that be like "friendzone4ever" I can talk to girls, but It's been harder for me because of weight, but It's gotten just a little bit easier as time goes by. This girl that use to pick on me now actually tells me she didn't think i had someone handsome fucker hiding behind the fat, I smiled like a goof lol
User avatar #290 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
Medics are the most badass imo... I couldn't do it... go in barely armed then possibly have to tend to the wounded, and carry them back maybe... that's hardcore.

A while back i did play football, I was slow... but i could hit and take a hit.. I was Varsity my sophmore year as a right tackle... but I got a job and I never thought that I'd get accepted to university for Football lol... So That wasn't a goal, i was just a beast when on the field... they'd have me play offense and sometimes defense, and I was like a wet noodle, i'd slip buy the offense and get a few sacks on the quarter back. Now that i've lost some of the weight i found out what my times where on the mile run and what not for military, the only thing i need to work with is my pushups but my mile run is 10 mins, what use to be 18 mins to complete... my situps a minute are 56 in which use to be 20, my pushups in a minute are 30 on what use to be like 10

I'm not that ugly either lol, My teeth may be throwing up gang signs, but I got a personality (from what I've been told) that makes a girl melt, and feel good.
User avatar #293 - nighkey (03/08/2014) [-]
I agree. You make my heart warm and I smile to hear anything you say. (Or type, depending how one views it..)

My pushups are gold, situps have always been great, the mile I'm working on. It was 15 minutes 13 months ago, but I've worked pretty hard since then and hit the track nearly every day.

Aw. Funnyjunk just got to watch a crush bloom. ^_^
User avatar #296 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
Say, type, who give a damn lol

i took army Jrotc and that helped my self esteem with people... a lot of good values taught, that class is what put me on track for my career goals... i would hit the track everyday, but as a full time employee for KFC, Taco Bell... it's hard to know when you can.

And o rlly now? Tell me a little about yourself, on my wall if you'd like?
User avatar #298 - nighkey (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh my, I've been invited to your wall. -Grins- Ah simple pleasures..
User avatar #299 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
-grins- Why of course
#39 - I said this in the comment that is highest rated at the moment…  [+] (16 new replies) 03/07/2014 on Health at every size +4
User avatar #301 - alegithorsecock (03/08/2014) [-]
I was close to your area. I weighed 317 lbs, and I agree. Food be a mouth watering, delectable treat. Especially the fattening things. I can't say food made me sick. What made me mainly wake up was the fact that I knew if I didn't do something soon, I would soon get to the point where I couldn't even help myself. Well, that and I was disgusted by what I saw every morning when I looked in the mirror. I started my whole diet at the beginning of my senior year of high school. I managed to exceed my goal by the end of the year. Even though I lost the weight though, I too know I have a long way to go. Losing the weight was only half the battle.
User avatar #303 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
losing the weight if half the battle, keeping it off, is the war... A War i know YOU can win
User avatar #305 - alegithorsecock (03/08/2014) [-]
The war can be won, but not alone. Wars will be won through the comradery of fellow soldiers like you. Together we can win the war.
#306 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
This right here, this thread, is why i still love this site...
User avatar #262 - nighkey (03/07/2014) [-]
Live with the peace of mind that if you keep sticking to your changes and accept no excuses from others, come hell or high water, you will always continue to see changes in return. Every day worked presents itself with a gradual reward that builds over the weeks. You'll be just fine.
#276 - deafmagnets (03/07/2014) [-]
A girl i've started to talk to that works with me and everything she's been there since november, and i've been there at KFC/Taco Bell(go figure) since may of last year... she's been telling me recently that she can tell i've made good progress...Don't consider myself ugly... but the truth is fat is unattractive, It may not be as much on me as i'm 6'5" as if someone 5'7" weighed as much as me... but it's noticable enough that made me look unhealthy and feel unhealthy.. i'm actually getting happy with what I look like now (besides my crooked ass smile) but when i'm around 210, i'll be even happier
#280 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
Does this look like the face of administration to you???
Actually I did think about going to college for business management... but a passion of mine has been military police, or just basic police... not the crooked beat niggers type, but the crooked throw a bag of pot out the window and give you a warning type.. you know the ones you see playing with kids, just being a good dude.
User avatar #279 - nighkey (03/08/2014) [-]
Damn, you look like the kind of man that should be an administrator somewhere. That you should manage something. And the progress is VERY noticeable holy crap.
User avatar #281 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
I replied to myself... :|
User avatar #283 - nighkey (03/08/2014) [-]
xD I'm also aiming to join the military, preferably after my nursing is out of the way. "MEDIC!"

>

Man I wouldn't want to be on the other end of your weapon. If you kept down the path you're going, with your body type, you're going to be one hell of a dude. -Grins- Add me?
User avatar #291 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm not one of those fagboy's that be like "friendzone4ever" I can talk to girls, but It's been harder for me because of weight, but It's gotten just a little bit easier as time goes by. This girl that use to pick on me now actually tells me she didn't think i had someone handsome fucker hiding behind the fat, I smiled like a goof lol
User avatar #290 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
Medics are the most badass imo... I couldn't do it... go in barely armed then possibly have to tend to the wounded, and carry them back maybe... that's hardcore.

A while back i did play football, I was slow... but i could hit and take a hit.. I was Varsity my sophmore year as a right tackle... but I got a job and I never thought that I'd get accepted to university for Football lol... So That wasn't a goal, i was just a beast when on the field... they'd have me play offense and sometimes defense, and I was like a wet noodle, i'd slip buy the offense and get a few sacks on the quarter back. Now that i've lost some of the weight i found out what my times where on the mile run and what not for military, the only thing i need to work with is my pushups but my mile run is 10 mins, what use to be 18 mins to complete... my situps a minute are 56 in which use to be 20, my pushups in a minute are 30 on what use to be like 10

I'm not that ugly either lol, My teeth may be throwing up gang signs, but I got a personality (from what I've been told) that makes a girl melt, and feel good.
User avatar #293 - nighkey (03/08/2014) [-]
I agree. You make my heart warm and I smile to hear anything you say. (Or type, depending how one views it..)

My pushups are gold, situps have always been great, the mile I'm working on. It was 15 minutes 13 months ago, but I've worked pretty hard since then and hit the track nearly every day.

Aw. Funnyjunk just got to watch a crush bloom. ^_^
User avatar #296 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
Say, type, who give a damn lol

i took army Jrotc and that helped my self esteem with people... a lot of good values taught, that class is what put me on track for my career goals... i would hit the track everyday, but as a full time employee for KFC, Taco Bell... it's hard to know when you can.

And o rlly now? Tell me a little about yourself, on my wall if you'd like?
User avatar #298 - nighkey (03/08/2014) [-]
Oh my, I've been invited to your wall. -Grins- Ah simple pleasures..
User avatar #299 - deafmagnets (03/08/2014) [-]
-grins- Why of course
#37 - I was going to get upset at this post but then I remembered I …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2014 on Health at every size +7
User avatar #38 - TwiztidNinja (03/07/2014) [-]
Good stuff champ.
#39 - sisterblister posted a link that was similar, b… 03/06/2014 on Chessboard +1
#36 - I was looking more towards he had given them a promise, or ult… 03/04/2014 on Just like politics 0
#33 - He didn't lie, he sorta twisted his words to get what he wante…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/04/2014 on Just like politics +4
#34 - fuckyosixtyminutes (03/04/2014) [-]
Ah, I didn't see he'd eaten "half" of them as promised. Still it's hard for me to swallow the comparison, if only for the fact that those fish didn't choose that shark, unlike how our citizens chose our scum-sucking politicians
User avatar #36 - deafmagnets (03/04/2014) [-]
I was looking more towards he had given them a promise, or ultimatum that seemed like only half would die, and half would live, but really ended up just being half of them all would be eaten. Like for instance, if A politician promised to build a new building for all people but had some loophole that prohibited blacks, gays, or jews from not being able to enter, even though the idea could have originated from the blacks, gays, or jews.
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#18 - ThatGuyWhoTalks (02/02/2014) [-]
>Illuminate
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User avatar #220 - newforomador (02/02/2014) [-]
My body wants it.
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User avatar #65 - shadowrated (01/22/2014) [-]
lol it was. that comment got +1000 thumbs
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#148 - I've heard many great things about the Taipan from my buddy th…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/12/2014 on SuperSixONE's profile 0
User avatar #149 - SuperSixONE (01/12/2014) [-]
Thanks!

Yeah, I guess that time will come for me too. I'm not sure how I'll do with adult privileges and responsibilities.
#146 - for some reason I thought you meant a mouse like a pet... I ha…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/12/2014 on SuperSixONE's profile 0
User avatar #147 - SuperSixONE (01/12/2014) [-]
I got a Razer one, I had the Orochi for a few years and it was great, but the USB got corroded or some shit and it would cut out and cause bad lag. Now I have the Taipan.

I don't have a job as I don't really need one, since I don't really buy things and I'm not old enough to need a source of income other than my parents.
User avatar #148 - deafmagnets (01/12/2014) [-]
I've heard many great things about the Taipan from my buddy that is into hardcore gaming and etc. So I hope you enjoy it as much as he does.

That was probably one of the best explanations I've heard lol, I got a job cuz I wanted to start buying more things, then I wanted a car so I needed insurance and shit, now as I'm 18, I'm trying to get a place of my own so I need rent and shit... It's crazy man
User avatar #149 - SuperSixONE (01/12/2014) [-]
Thanks!

Yeah, I guess that time will come for me too. I'm not sure how I'll do with adult privileges and responsibilities.
#144 - Hey man, it's been about a week. I've just been busy, but you'…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2014 on SuperSixONE's profile 0
User avatar #145 - SuperSixONE (01/11/2014) [-]
Nothin' much. Just got a new mouse, since my old one crapped out over a horrible month of failing. The new one's pretty sweet though, but once you use a mouse for a long time, it takes a while to adjust to a new one.
User avatar #146 - deafmagnets (01/12/2014) [-]
for some reason I thought you meant a mouse like a pet... I had one and it died... I didn't like it though, fucker bit me.

What type did you get, I bought one from razer it was nice just never used it for gaming, but paint and stuff like that

You got a job?
User avatar #147 - SuperSixONE (01/12/2014) [-]
I got a Razer one, I had the Orochi for a few years and it was great, but the USB got corroded or some shit and it would cut out and cause bad lag. Now I have the Taipan.

I don't have a job as I don't really need one, since I don't really buy things and I'm not old enough to need a source of income other than my parents.
User avatar #148 - deafmagnets (01/12/2014) [-]
I've heard many great things about the Taipan from my buddy that is into hardcore gaming and etc. So I hope you enjoy it as much as he does.

That was probably one of the best explanations I've heard lol, I got a job cuz I wanted to start buying more things, then I wanted a car so I needed insurance and shit, now as I'm 18, I'm trying to get a place of my own so I need rent and shit... It's crazy man
User avatar #149 - SuperSixONE (01/12/2014) [-]
Thanks!

Yeah, I guess that time will come for me too. I'm not sure how I'll do with adult privileges and responsibilities.
#210 - Ya know wat im sayin 01/09/2014 on Horrible Tattoo Compilation... 0
#1642 - I recently started getting into when I'd be cruising down the …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on deafmagnets's profile 0
User avatar #1643 - SuperSixONE (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, that's a Soviet APC, It'll break down faster than you can start it.
www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/armoured-vehicles-4/ot-90-91#currency=USD
Check this out
The website has some actual cheap ones, going down to like 4k for some non tracked ones.
#1640 - I listen to stuff with heavy bass, more trap music, I'll liste…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2014 on deafmagnets's profile 0
User avatar #1641 - SuperSixONE (01/04/2014) [-]
Seems good, except for the country, but that's kind of because my dad listens to that all the time.
#1642 - deafmagnets (01/05/2014) [-]
I recently started getting into when I'd be cruising down the road, I'd put on a random station and I was hearing some good stuff up there and I was like what???? this is country? I can live with this lol.

Found the damn car/truck thing I want now... This is going to be my everyday truck lol
www.ebay.com/itm/All-terrain-armored-personnel-carrier-BTR-80-8x8-BTR-80K-/191023025930?forcerrptr=true&hash=item2c79dc0f0a&item=191023025930&pt=Military_Vehicles

After I get $130,000 up first
User avatar #1643 - SuperSixONE (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, that's a Soviet APC, It'll break down faster than you can start it.
www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/armoured-vehicles-4/ot-90-91#currency=USD
Check this out
The website has some actual cheap ones, going down to like 4k for some non tracked ones.
#1638 - What type of music do you like?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/03/2014 on deafmagnets's profile 0
User avatar #1639 - SuperSixONE (01/03/2014) [-]
Classic Rap (Easy-E, N.W.A, Tupac), Deadmau5 and some bass heavy dubstep (That song Teflon) And Classic Rock (Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Queen, etc etc)
User avatar #1640 - deafmagnets (01/04/2014) [-]
I listen to stuff with heavy bass, more trap music, I'll listen to some melodic country
User avatar #1641 - SuperSixONE (01/04/2014) [-]
Seems good, except for the country, but that's kind of because my dad listens to that all the time.
#1642 - deafmagnets (01/05/2014) [-]
I recently started getting into when I'd be cruising down the road, I'd put on a random station and I was hearing some good stuff up there and I was like what???? this is country? I can live with this lol.

Found the damn car/truck thing I want now... This is going to be my everyday truck lol
www.ebay.com/itm/All-terrain-armored-personnel-carrier-BTR-80-8x8-BTR-80K-/191023025930?forcerrptr=true&hash=item2c79dc0f0a&item=191023025930&pt=Military_Vehicles

After I get $130,000 up first
User avatar #1643 - SuperSixONE (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, that's a Soviet APC, It'll break down faster than you can start it.
www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/armoured-vehicles-4/ot-90-91#currency=USD
Check this out
The website has some actual cheap ones, going down to like 4k for some non tracked ones.
#1637 - Yea, hopefully when I get 1.5k they'll still have it lol 01/03/2014 on deafmagnets's profile 0
#3 - These ******* did it... Thanks I guess 01/03/2014 on go deeper 0
#9 - Wow... We're seeing a facebook post on tumblr, on funnyjunk...…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/02/2014 on eggs are the best +12
User avatar #16 - Durp (01/02/2014) [-]
Instagram it, upload it to Pinterest and then tweet the link to the youtube video of your vine.
User avatar #22 - luckyspirit (01/02/2014) [-]
Don't forget stumbleupon and reddit
User avatar #24 - bigpotato (01/02/2014) [-]
and MySpace.
User avatar #30 - carnivoreapples (01/02/2014) [-]
afterwards, make a thread about it on 4chan whining on why it is so terrible
#1635 - This actually fits my taste better 01/02/2014 on deafmagnets's profile 0
#1634 - Then with that, and after slowly getting upgrades done, have s… 01/02/2014 on deafmagnets's profile 0

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User avatar #1802 - nigalthornberry (07/08/2014) [-]
The moneys gone, other people took from it without telling me and spent it on **** that doesn't matter
User avatar #1803 to #1802 - deafmagnets (07/08/2014) [-]
Yea don't worry about it bro, thank you though.
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User avatar #1756 to #1755 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
Alright man!
That you do, I had been preparing to leave because KFC, isn't really the ideal money maker now a days but it paid my rent, and kept me busy... I was saving up for some classes to get on at the Manufacturing place down the road, starting pay, is $18/hour... fulltime... But i messed up at KFC and they fired me even though i was training the new people and was a star employee. When you lose your job your rent seems like a lot more, and i know that i can't afford it until i get a new job, so i moved back in with my mother, that was fun as hell. I got some interviews in a week for Part time jobs, that will help me get this class taken care of, and get me back into my own place. So i'm stuck in a hard place, but i'm going to get through it.
User avatar #1788 to #1756 - nigalthornberry (06/27/2014) [-]
It's a good thing you're going into that sort of job since it's going to be in high demand (More than it already is)

Also a good place to look for job with good pay is Menards or Aldis they pay about 12$ an hour
User avatar #1793 to #1788 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
probably the worst part of the job is the cancer I have a chance of getting.
User avatar #1792 to #1788 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
yea and like half of my family is working in industrial somehow, like my cousin he's making air filters bringing in 19/hour and he's been there for a year, my other cousin is making pipes and **** making $25/hour my uncle on the other side of the family is a overseer making $45/ hour. My aunt is a supervsisor in the plant im trying to get in she makes like $25 a hour
User avatar #1796 to #1792 - nigalthornberry (06/28/2014) [-]
These are really easy jobs once you learn what to do. Welding around here is 50$ an hour
User avatar #1721 - irwincardozo (06/27/2014) [-]
ilybb
User avatar #1724 to #1721 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
Ily moar

I find it slightly funny when I start talking to old items players the first thing one of them does is ask me for my FJ points...
#1686 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
presidentmoose

In your Honor
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#1654 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
You get my favorite one for being so ******* awesome.
#1658 to #1654 - deafmagnets (06/24/2014) [-]
Here is a larger copy of it... I sorta want to make this my background lol
User avatar #1661 to #1658 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Why does this one seem brighter?
User avatar #1664 to #1661 - deafmagnets (06/24/2014) [-]
I really don't know, it is brighter, but i think the darker one looks better, but both are equally bad ass
#1655 to #1654 - deafmagnets (06/24/2014) [-]
You're too kind...

That's actually the most badass moose I think i've ever seen... I like this ****
#1656 to #1655 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Here's my other favorite.
#1657 to #1656 - deafmagnets (06/24/2014) [-]
While i was looking for a bigger copy of the first moose i found this one

I think the snow has a pretty badass effect on moose....
#1659 to #1657 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Definitely, definitely going into my collection. You're the first person I've bestowed this particular moose upon.... feel special, I'm 99% positive that no one else is going to get this moose.
User avatar #1660 to #1659 - deafmagnets (06/24/2014) [-]
You've given me like 3 different moose pictures, I'm already feeling blessed haha.

alaskaphotographics.photoshelter.com/gallery/Moose/G0000W6Fgfe0PZz4/18

I'm sure you got most of them, but it's 455 different pictures, I'm sure you'll be able to find one or two you don't have.

I don't think i've ever seen a white moose... in pictures, or anything.
User avatar #1667 to #1660 - deafmagnets (06/24/2014) [-]
I was not expecting that spoiler at all.

I too am from NC (Agriculture intensifies) That had to be rough though... i mean yea you had to shoot him, but damn... That had to lay heavy on your mind. I'm glad moose made it though, and I'm actually very proud off this whole account you've made now and everything.
User avatar #1662 to #1660 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Some Danish asshole shot and killed it in Norway. It was the only one in existence
User avatar #1663 to #1662 - deafmagnets (06/24/2014) [-]
funnyjunk.com/Let+s+Try+This+Once+More/text/5194006/804#804

It looks like a albino moose, and with genetics, if one was created It's possible that another one can be born... it may take a while, but It's possible Keep faith in it... unless it was a different breed, then ****


Also, how are you so knowledgeable on moose also... Just a fascination, or something you're family has been into
#1665 to #1663 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
You're right, it was an albino moose. I'm a walking wiki so I know a lot about a bunch of random stuff. the secret to the moose thing is actually I stole a puppy from an extremely abusive owner who then proceeded to kick down my door and one thing led to another and I ended up shooting him 4 times (i have a concealed carry and I live in NC) (plus he had a gun on him that had the numbers dremeled off) but back to the dog. he had a broken tail that sat at a permanent 1 degree angle, infested with ticks, fleas, mites, and was literally inches from death. 3000 dollars later he's happy, healthy, my best friend, and has actually been helping me with my severe depression issues. so I ditched my rank 7 account (wbrehmer) and made this account as a tribute to my new best friend in this entire world, Moose.
User avatar #1668 to #1665 - deafmagnets (06/24/2014) [-]
I was not expecting that spoiler at all.

I too am from NC (Agriculture intensifies) That had to be rough though... i mean yea you had to shoot him, but damn... That had to lay heavy on your mind. I'm glad moose made it though, and I'm actually very proud off this whole account you've made now and everything

I don't know why It made my reply like 3 comments up
User avatar #1670 to #1668 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm from Wilmington
User avatar #1666 to #1665 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
the guy is in prison for 25 years for 2 counts of attempted murder. the police found a bullet hole in my wall and my couch. I didn't realize he had actually shot, though, I just saw him pull the gun and grabbed mine off the table. I take my holster off when I get home and put it on the table
User avatar #1669 to #1666 - deafmagnets (06/24/2014) [-]
Well **** ... and what do you do for a living?
User avatar #1671 to #1669 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
I was an Integrated Systems Specialist at ADS for a couple years and then I made pizza at Mellow Mushroom for a couple years, and then I made bagels and Ken's Bagel's for like... a month. I've worked in grocery stores and I've worked in bars. I'm unemployed at the moment. Apparently, when you shoot someone it makes possible employers wary
User avatar #1672 to #1671 - deafmagnets (06/24/2014) [-]
To be honest I'd rather have you on some type of bouncer or security role. Especially wit a concealed license, yea that'd be ideal in my opinion.
#1673 to #1672 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
I'm 6 foot nothing and weigh 175. I could never be a bouncer... although secret agent sounds nice. Moose has been doing it for a while and he seems happy
please don't steal this picture. I worked hard on it
User avatar #1674 to #1673 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
i'm sorry, I can't lie. my amazing friend jinxter made this for me. he made like 5 other ones for me too and they're all ******* amazing, I love 'em
User avatar #1681 to #1674 - deafmagnets (06/24/2014) [-]
Jeez... Why not military, they'll defiantly bulk you up, there is always a market for it... I'm 6'5" 270lbs, I been losing the weight, use to be like 330, I have been wanting to get into some sorta military, security, police, something. Once you get into it, it's a guarenteed job, unless you mess up real bad.

Photoshop is not something I'm good at either, don't feel bad lol
User avatar #1682 to #1681 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Army won't accept me because of a pot charge, Marines, Airforce, and Navy won't accept me for my tattoos. I've already tried. I'm just a lost soul right now. Sounds ****** up but the booze helps. I really want to be a stand up comedian but they just closed the only comedy club in Wilmington and hosting an open mic night here is hard because no one wants to perform stand up, I can only find bands that are interested and I'm not going to be the only person telling jokes while everyone else is jammin out. I'll figure it out sooner or later. I'm 24 so hopefully sooner than later
User avatar #1683 to #1682 - deafmagnets (06/24/2014) [-]
How long ago was the pot charge, and was it misdemeanor or felony?
Are they full sleeves, or on your neck?\
The feels on the comedy... It's something I've been looking into since forever, I have been listening to comedy since I can remember, Richardy Pryor, Louis CK, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais, John Mulaney, Jim Gaffigan, ETC ETC ETC...

I just really don't know where to start with that..

Factory work could be something also, There is a lot of money and really a lot of them could care less if you've shot someone, as long as you don't intend to do it again
User avatar #1684 to #1683 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Misdemeanor and no not full sleeves. They asked if my hand could cover it up and it could but just barely so it was a no. One recruiter said no to the tattoo and it was an automatic from the next 2. and the pot charge is from 2006 but it doesn't matter. I gotta go now, man. These moose aren't going to post themselves.
User avatar #1685 to #1684 - deafmagnets (06/24/2014) [-]
Alright, I'll talk to you some time you glorious ****** .
User avatar #1675 to #1674 - jinxter (06/24/2014) [-]
They were so fun to make. I think my laptop was overheating after like 5 hours of photoshop.
#1677 to #1675 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Have I given you your Moose yet? this moose ate a bunch of fermented apples and got itself stuck in the apple tree after she got all wasted. lucky some brave citizens cut her out. now she's just chillin on the ground in this picture
User avatar #1678 to #1677 - jinxter (06/24/2014) [-]
Yeah you gave me the red horn one. "Sneakin up on dat booty"
#1679 to #1678 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, hahahaha that was pretty funny. Here's another booty one.
User avatar #1680 to #1679 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
"I know u b lookin"
User avatar #1676 to #1675 - presidentmoose (06/24/2014) [-]
I wish I was good with PS. I'm a ******* noob though and I use Paint
User avatar #1649 - luluwho (05/15/2014) [-]
Hey, long time what's up ?
User avatar #1650 to #1649 - deafmagnets (05/18/2014) [-]
i thought you got banned or deleted your account.... I'm glad you didn't
User avatar #1651 to #1650 - luluwho (05/18/2014) [-]
I got banned for fun, I was back the same day ;) Addy loves his kitty, he wouldn't really perma-ban me unless I just insisted on it by posting porn or something. How are you doing ? I've saved a Fab Whale back for you if you still love it (I saved a RSB too, I just can't find it right now I've missed you.
User avatar #1652 to #1651 - deafmagnets (05/19/2014) [-]
I missed you too.. I haven't been on items in almost a year ago... I think my other account Deafitems is deleted im not sure. I been super busy, just doing things to get my future straight. and having a little fun doing it. I get on FJ everyday still but just to look at the post and then I go on and do important real life things
#1653 to #1652 - luluwho (05/24/2014) [-]
Goody Last time I talked with you it left me a little worried cause you said it wasn't going well, so happy irl is getting better now
User avatar #1644 - nigalthornberry (03/26/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #1645 to #1644 - deafmagnets (03/27/2014) [-]
How you bEEN man
User avatar #1646 to #1645 - nigalthornberry (03/27/2014) [-]
Pretty good you?
User avatar #1647 to #1646 - deafmagnets (03/27/2014) [-]
A number of things... but BEING BROKE AIN'T ONE OF EM *****

Sorry, i'm turning black
User avatar #1648 to #1647 - nigalthornberry (03/27/2014) [-]
**** man you should come here the town overs 90% black
I had to go there for a delivery and they were cooking a fish in the bathtub
User avatar #1687 to #1648 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
A fish in the bathtub... how does that work...
User avatar #1710 to #1687 - nigalthornberry (06/27/2014) [-]
Did you wait 3 months for any reason?
User avatar #1711 to #1710 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
Well, i started wrapping my free time into my life, and decided to checkout my profile, and i saw you responded to my comment and i felt bad for not commenting back.... Better late than never? I'm actually commenting on **** from 2012 also lol
User avatar #1720 to #1711 - nigalthornberry (06/27/2014) [-]
Those people are gonna get surprises when they get on
User avatar #1725 to #1720 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
Yea, what am i going to do that's better with my time, Help out the poor, LOL NO
User avatar #1726 to #1725 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm so poor myself
User avatar #1731 to #1726 - nigalthornberry (06/27/2014) [-]
You need money?
User avatar #1734 to #1731 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
uhm... something like that
User avatar #1737 to #1734 - nigalthornberry (06/27/2014) [-]
How much?
User avatar #1748 to #1737 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
Welp considering i've been out of work for 3 weeks now, had to move back in with my mother... any lol
User avatar #1749 to #1748 - nigalthornberry (06/27/2014) [-]
I'll see what I can do
User avatar #1750 to #1749 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
What... really why?
User avatar #1752 to #1751 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
i'd repay you, I swear... I got some job interviews coming up... Wow, just the offer to help is ******* ... crazy as **** ... I'm almost in tears lol, thank you even if you don't do anything. The offer is just amazing
User avatar #1753 to #1752 - nigalthornberry (06/27/2014) [-]
Don't thank until I see its done and you actually get something. I ran into 150k about a year ago whether not my family got to it without telling me is what decides if you get something
User avatar #1754 to #1753 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm not thanking you for the gift, i'm thanking you for the notion...

how does one happen to run into 150k...
User avatar #1622 - SuperSixONE (12/31/2013) [-]
1. Laptop or Desktop
2. I don't trust Chevy. What model years are you interested in? Also, do you need all that size, or would a pickup truck cover it?
User avatar #1624 to #1622 - deafmagnets (01/01/2014) [-]
Also, I want something with a lot of room I'm 6'5" and 275lbs, I was at 330, but I've gotten into my head I want to join military.
User avatar #1623 to #1622 - deafmagnets (01/01/2014) [-]
Ehh it doesn't really matter with Laptop or desktop, just something to handle games pretty much.

2- Chevy has been in my family for ages and have done good, it's outlasted our fords which have lasted a while too though.
User avatar #1625 to #1623 - SuperSixONE (01/01/2014) [-]
Well, have you given Dodge a chance? I've had those in my family for a while with not one problem, not even minor stuff. Would a diesel work for you? If so, I'd recommend a Dodge Ram 2500 with a Cummins. P.S. - In the front, the Tahoe is basically the same as a pickup, it's really only bigger in the back.

P.P.S. - Good job on loosing the weight!
User avatar #1626 to #1625 - deafmagnets (01/01/2014) [-]
I just googled that, boooooyyyyy that thang is looking sweet lol. Especially with a push bar on it, with a winch kit, some auxiliary lights with some 35's Baja's. Get a smooth chrome and black paint job and I'll be good for the road. Diesel ain't no problem, I've actually been considering a Silverado 2500 Duramax.

SUV's have always had a spot in my heart from our first one being a Explorer, to a Tahoe.

Thank you very much, it's been a struggle but one day I'll be a Marine, Soldier, Seamen, or Airman and I'll be making myself along with with the ones I hold dearest proud.
User avatar #1628 to #1626 - SuperSixONE (01/01/2014) [-]
Good luck with the military stuff. The computer I have is an ASUS G53 jw, it's a gaming laptop, if there is such a thing. It isn't tacky like an Alienware though.

If you want an SUV, i'd go with Chevy, since the last generation of Dodge Durangos are ugly, (in my opinion) and the new ones are expensive. Fords have too many problems, with the whole weak axle-that-tends-to-snap thing.
User avatar #1627 to #1626 - deafmagnets (01/01/2014) [-]
www.autodepotnc.com/newandusedcars.aspx?ClearAll=1&~

This is more than likely where I'm going to, to get a new vehicle. They have a decent selection of Chevy's, their dodge selection is skimpy...
User avatar #1629 to #1627 - SuperSixONE (01/01/2014) [-]
If you're okay with a white SUV, (Not everyone likes that) than this is in great condition, and it's well equipped. Great price as well, the only catch seems to be the color.

If you're not okay with white, than this should cut it.

www.motortrend.com/ni/classifieds/211326998/3279/?filter=Classifieds/VehicleUsedIncludeSuperPremium|1|ProductGroupId.not_equals||RadiusSearchDistance|27828|RadiusSearchPostalCode|27828|RadiusSearchRadius|50|VehicleMake|Chevrolet|VehicleModel|Tahoe|VehicleUsedIncludeCarsDotCom|1|VehicleYear.max|2006|VehicleYear.min|1999|&sortby=&index=4&pagenum=1&sourcePageType=listings&numListings=20&nopaging=false

Damn this is a long URL.
Cheap for what it is, low miles for a 2002. Cheap because it's a 2002. Good condition.
User avatar #1630 to #1629 - deafmagnets (01/01/2014) [-]
Nah, any color is fine, my little 4 door 1995 ford tarus is white. I've had that thing for the last 65,000 miles it's sitting on 190,000 now.

Asus? are they good, I never really delt with them. What about HP or Dell?

I like the way the RAM's have been looking since around 2003 or so when they extended the size of the grille.
User avatar #1631 to #1630 - SuperSixONE (01/01/2014) [-]
www.motortrend.com/ni/classifieds/1147919517/585/
Here's the white one, I don't know why the link didn't show up. Asus is very good, HP I can't really say, the new ones are alright, and Dell... Dell is flaking away. It'll go out of business. They don't really have anything performance oriented anyway.
#1635 to #1631 - deafmagnets (01/02/2014) [-]
This actually fits my taste better
#1634 to #1631 - deafmagnets (01/02/2014) [-]
Then with that, and after slowly getting upgrades done, have something like this lol
User avatar #1633 to #1631 - deafmagnets (01/02/2014) [-]
God damn that 220,000 miles...
www.autodepotnc.com/detail.aspx?id=3305577&PrefID=0&.aspx

I'd probably get this one, this has high mileage, and but not as bad as 220k lol

Dell has been my choice for browsing, my hp desktop I attempt to make beats, but I mostly do movies and burning on it
User avatar #1636 to #1633 - SuperSixONE (01/02/2014) [-]
Nice, that's a good color combo.
User avatar #1638 to #1636 - deafmagnets (01/03/2014) [-]
What type of music do you like?
User avatar #1639 to #1638 - SuperSixONE (01/03/2014) [-]
Classic Rap (Easy-E, N.W.A, Tupac), Deadmau5 and some bass heavy dubstep (That song Teflon) And Classic Rock (Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Queen, etc etc)
User avatar #1640 to #1639 - deafmagnets (01/04/2014) [-]
I listen to stuff with heavy bass, more trap music, I'll listen to some melodic country
User avatar #1641 to #1640 - SuperSixONE (01/04/2014) [-]
Seems good, except for the country, but that's kind of because my dad listens to that all the time.
#1642 to #1641 - deafmagnets (01/05/2014) [-]
I recently started getting into when I'd be cruising down the road, I'd put on a random station and I was hearing some good stuff up there and I was like what???? this is country? I can live with this lol.

Found the damn car/truck thing I want now... This is going to be my everyday truck lol
www.ebay.com/itm/All-terrain-armored-personnel-carrier-BTR-80-8x8-BTR-80K-/191023025930?forcerrptr=true&hash=item2c79dc0f0a&item=191023025930&pt=Military_Vehicles

After I get $130,000 up first
User avatar #1643 to #1642 - SuperSixONE (01/05/2014) [-]
Nah, that's a Soviet APC, It'll break down faster than you can start it.
www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/armoured-vehicles-4/ot-90-91#currency=USD
Check this out
The website has some actual cheap ones, going down to like 4k for some non tracked ones.
User avatar #1637 to #1636 - deafmagnets (01/03/2014) [-]
Yea, hopefully when I get 1.5k they'll still have it lol
User avatar #1621 - luluwho (10/23/2013) [-]
Hello
User avatar #1746 to #1621 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
Hi, not no lol
User avatar #1747 to #1746 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
not no, ho
User avatar #1757 to #1745 - luluwho (06/27/2014) [-]
Hi, bb Sorry for delay, got swampped with comments on my Posts all the sudden and didn't see you til now How have you been ?
User avatar #1758 to #1757 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
good, searching for a job, had to move back in with my ma lol she was thrilled that i couldn't be the big man i wanted to be
User avatar #1759 to #1758 - luluwho (06/27/2014) [-]
Not thrilled for that, lol, she just missed you and glad to have her baby back home
User avatar #1760 to #1759 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
lol ya ya, Being housewive again is all i needed

I haven;t been up here in a while
User avatar #1764 to #1760 - luluwho (06/27/2014) [-]
Housewife ? ummmm K I know it, I've missed you too
User avatar #1766 to #1764 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
something till i can actually afford to repay them lol
Anything new in your life
#1767 to #1766 - luluwho (06/27/2014) [-]
Ummmm nope, got a bad sunburn that I'm just now getting over. found an old friend tonight I got back with, rmember lll form the good old days ? grail is gone for 3 months now, I could just die randomosit.. quit playing but I gave her a bunch of stuff so she wouldn't be sad over not having her items. Ran out of weed in the middle of May, about to LOSE MY MIND My lower front teeth need the dentist. My daughter is bugging the **** out of me when she should be in bed. lol .. Stuff is pissing me off, as usual, nothing I can do about it. what kind of job are you looking for ?
User avatar #1768 to #1767 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
I could probably mail you some really good **** once i get a job....

Anything to help pay for this manufacturing class i need to get this one job making $18 an hour starting off. So when i turn 21 i can take a pay loss and become a cop lol I got a interview for this shady gas station, harris teeter, and food lion.

What's the story about, and kids will be kids
User avatar #1773 to #1768 - luluwho (06/27/2014) [-]
Hey, have you checked into financial assistance on that class, there are grants and loans available for school ?
User avatar #1775 to #1773 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
Yea, it's not a college class so It was a no go,
User avatar #1777 to #1775 - luluwho (06/27/2014) [-]
I got Pell Grants for Electronics Tech. in vocational school, you can find some.. keep asking please.
User avatar #1778 to #1777 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
Hmm... Really... I mean it's only $215
User avatar #1780 to #1778 - luluwho (06/27/2014) [-]
I got 2K a semester, after each semester I completed tho but didn't have to pay it back at all... I had to come up with the first 2K. Maybe if it's just 215 it's best if you just pay for it, IDK, but I would call around and make sure
User avatar #1781 to #1780 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm planning on attending college down the road... but right now I'm living in the presence planning for tomorrow
User avatar #1783 to #1781 - luluwho (06/27/2014) [-]
I hear you, hope it all works out just the way you want it to
User avatar #1798 to #1784 - luluwho (06/28/2014) [-]
LOL That guy was great
User avatar #1786 to #1784 - luluwho (06/27/2014) [-]
Don't delete this one
#1785 to #1784 - luluwho (06/27/2014) [-]
I'm wiped out, bro, have to watch tomorrow It's 2 AM and I can't stay up another minute. Hope to see you again soon
User avatar #1787 to #1785 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
Wow... it is 2 am... I should be watching Orange is the new black, (I'm addicted lol)

I actually have this weird sleeping pattern because that's how I was at work... I wouldn't get home till like 2, 3 in the morning then go to sleep about 8 wake up at 3 and go in at 4

I'll talk to you later Bbe
User avatar #1799 to #1787 - luluwho (06/28/2014) [-]
OK, good luck getting the job you want
User avatar #1769 to #1768 - luluwho (06/27/2014) [-]
Just stuff, like the item I posted there. Injustice gripes me, and I know I'm not really mad at her, she's only 7 and cute as a button. Best luck on the cop thing, cool job I would trust the grocery store over the shady gas station, and Thank You Much on the Mail
User avatar #1620 - enderslayer (10/08/2013) [-]
Hello.
User avatar #1618 - kaldarvonlupo (04/04/2013) [-]
ty
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User avatar #1614 - ladedadeda (12/24/2012) [-]
Thanks :)
#1613 - deafitems (12/17/2012) [-]
want me to open the chests or you?
#1607 - publicawesomeslot (12/14/2012) [-]
here you go!
User avatar #1606 - tokenitemguy (12/14/2012) [-]
i hate they chat, it never works. how many chests were ya thinking?
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User avatar #1602 - irwincardozo (12/12/2012) [-]
**irwincardozo rolls 81** check mah dubs
User avatar #1742 to #1602 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
**deafmagnets rolls 76**
User avatar #1600 - iamnits (12/12/2012) [-]
lel thanks, didn't really expect that to work
User avatar #1741 to #1600 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
Me neither
User avatar #1800 to #1741 - iamnits (06/30/2014) [-]
wow much throwback, so thursday
User avatar #1801 to #1800 - deafmagnets (06/30/2014) [-]
Majestic
User avatar #1598 - Sandisky (12/11/2012) [-]
Moving them to puts so I don't trade them away
Any particular reason for such a valuable bunch?
User avatar #1740 to #1598 - deafmagnets (06/27/2014) [-]
i don't remember
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