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Yea don't worry about it bro, thank you though.

Alright man!
That you do, I had been preparing to leave because KFC, isn't really the ideal money maker now a days but it paid my rent, and kept me busy... I was saving up for some classes to get on at the Manufacturing place down the road, starting pay, is $18/hour... fulltime... But i messed up at KFC and they fired me even though i was training the new people and was a star employee. When you lose your job your rent seems like a lot more, and i know that i can't afford it until i get a new job, so i moved back in with my mother, that was fun as hell. I got some interviews in a week for Part time jobs, that will help me get this class taken care of, and get me back into my own place. So i'm stuck in a hard place, but i'm going to get through it.

It's a good thing you're going into that sort of job since it's going to be in high demand (More than it already is)

Also a good place to look for job with good pay is Menards or Aldis they pay about 12$ an hour

probably the worst part of the job is the cancer I have a chance of getting.

yea and like half of my family is working in industrial somehow, like my cousin he's making air filters bringing in 19/hour and he's been there for a year, my other cousin is making pipes and **** making $25/hour my uncle on the other side of the family is a overseer making $45/ hour. My aunt is a supervsisor in the plant im trying to get in she makes like $25 a hour

These are really easy jobs once you learn what to do. Welding around here is 50$ an hour

Ily moar

I find it slightly funny when I start talking to old items players the first thing one of them does is ask me for my FJ points...

Here is a larger copy of it... I sorta want to make this my background lol

Why does this one seem brighter?

I really don't know, it is brighter, but i think the darker one looks better, but both are equally bad ass

You're too kind...

That's actually the most badass moose I think i've ever seen... I like this ****

Here's my other favorite.

While i was looking for a bigger copy of the first moose i found this one

I think the snow has a pretty badass effect on moose....

Definitely, definitely going into my collection. You're the first person I've bestowed this particular moose upon.... feel special, I'm 99% positive that no one else is going to get this moose.

You've given me like 3 different moose pictures, I'm already feeling blessed haha.

alaskaphotographics.photoshelter.com/gallery/Moose/G0000W6Fgfe0PZz4/18

I'm sure you got most of them, but it's 455 different pictures, I'm sure you'll be able to find one or two you don't have.

I don't think i've ever seen a white moose... in pictures, or anything.

I was not expecting that spoiler at all.

I too am from NC (Agriculture intensifies) That had to be rough though... i mean yea you had to shoot him, but damn... That had to lay heavy on your mind. I'm glad moose made it though, and I'm actually very proud off this whole account you've made now and everything.

Some Danish asshole shot and killed it in Norway. It was the only one in existence

funnyjunk.com/Let+s+Try+This+Once+More/text/5194006/804#804

It looks like a albino moose, and with genetics, if one was created It's possible that another one can be born... it may take a while, but It's possible Keep faith in it... unless it was a different breed, then ****


Also, how are you so knowledgeable on moose also... Just a fascination, or something you're family has been into

You're right, it was an albino moose. I'm a walking wiki so I know a lot about a bunch of random stuff. the secret to the moose thing is actually I stole a puppy from an extremely abusive owner who then proceeded to kick down my door and one thing led to another and I ended up shooting him 4 times (i have a concealed carry and I live in NC) (plus he had a gun on him that had the numbers dremeled off) but back to the dog. he had a broken tail that sat at a permanent 1 degree angle, infested with ticks, fleas, mites, and was literally inches from death. 3000 dollars later he's happy, healthy, my best friend, and has actually been helping me with my severe depression issues. so I ditched my rank 7 account (wbrehmer) and made this account as a tribute to my new best friend in this entire world, Moose.

I was not expecting that spoiler at all.

I too am from NC (Agriculture intensifies) That had to be rough though... i mean yea you had to shoot him, but damn... That had to lay heavy on your mind. I'm glad moose made it though, and I'm actually very proud off this whole account you've made now and everything

I don't know why It made my reply like 3 comments up

I'm from Wilmington

the guy is in prison for 25 years for 2 counts of attempted murder. the police found a bullet hole in my wall and my couch. I didn't realize he had actually shot, though, I just saw him pull the gun and grabbed mine off the table. I take my holster off when I get home and put it on the table

Well **** ... and what do you do for a living?

I was an Integrated Systems Specialist at ADS for a couple years and then I made pizza at Mellow Mushroom for a couple years, and then I made bagels and Ken's Bagel's for like... a month. I've worked in grocery stores and I've worked in bars. I'm unemployed at the moment. Apparently, when you shoot someone it makes possible employers wary

To be honest I'd rather have you on some type of bouncer or security role. Especially wit a concealed license, yea that'd be ideal in my opinion.

I'm 6 foot nothing and weigh 175. I could never be a bouncer... although secret agent sounds nice. Moose has been doing it for a while and he seems happy
please don't steal this picture. I worked hard on it

i'm sorry, I can't lie. my amazing friend jinxter made this for me. he made like 5 other ones for me too and they're all ******* amazing, I love 'em

Jeez... Why not military, they'll defiantly bulk you up, there is always a market for it... I'm 6'5" 270lbs, I been losing the weight, use to be like 330, I have been wanting to get into some sorta military, security, police, something. Once you get into it, it's a guarenteed job, unless you mess up real bad.

Photoshop is not something I'm good at either, don't feel bad lol

Army won't accept me because of a pot charge, Marines, Airforce, and Navy won't accept me for my tattoos. I've already tried. I'm just a lost soul right now. Sounds ****** up but the booze helps. I really want to be a stand up comedian but they just closed the only comedy club in Wilmington and hosting an open mic night here is hard because no one wants to perform stand up, I can only find bands that are interested and I'm not going to be the only person telling jokes while everyone else is jammin out. I'll figure it out sooner or later. I'm 24 so hopefully sooner than later

How long ago was the pot charge, and was it misdemeanor or felony?
Are they full sleeves, or on your neck?\
The feels on the comedy... It's something I've been looking into since forever, I have been listening to comedy since I can remember, Richardy Pryor, Louis CK, Eddie Murphy, Chris Rock, Ricky Gervais, John Mulaney, Jim Gaffigan, ETC ETC ETC...

I just really don't know where to start with that..

Factory work could be something also, There is a lot of money and really a lot of them could care less if you've shot someone, as long as you don't intend to do it again

Misdemeanor and no not full sleeves. They asked if my hand could cover it up and it could but just barely so it was a no. One recruiter said no to the tattoo and it was an automatic from the next 2. and the pot charge is from 2006 but it doesn't matter. I gotta go now, man. These moose aren't going to post themselves.

Alright, I'll talk to you some time you glorious ****** .

They were so fun to make. I think my laptop was overheating after like 5 hours of photoshop.

Have I given you your Moose yet? this moose ate a bunch of fermented apples and got itself stuck in the apple tree after she got all wasted. lucky some brave citizens cut her out. now she's just chillin on the ground in this picture

Yeah you gave me the red horn one. "Sneakin up on dat booty"

Oh yeah, hahahaha that was pretty funny. Here's another booty one.

"I know u b lookin"

I wish I was good with PS. I'm a ******* noob though and I use Paint

i thought you got banned or deleted your account.... I'm glad you didn't

I got banned for fun, I was back the same day ;) Addy loves his kitty, he wouldn't really perma-ban me unless I just insisted on it by posting porn or something. How are you doing ? I've saved a Fab Whale back for you if you still love it (I saved a RSB too, I just can't find it right now I've missed you.

I missed you too.. I haven't been on items in almost a year ago... I think my other account Deafitems is deleted im not sure. I been super busy, just doing things to get my future straight. and having a little fun doing it. I get on FJ everyday still but just to look at the post and then I go on and do important real life things

Goody Last time I talked with you it left me a little worried cause you said it wasn't going well, so happy irl is getting better now

How you bEEN man

Pretty good you?

A number of things... but BEING BROKE AIN'T ONE OF EM *****

Sorry, i'm turning black

**** man you should come here the town overs 90% black
I had to go there for a delivery and they were cooking a fish in the bathtub

A fish in the bathtub... how does that work...

Did you wait 3 months for any reason?

Well, i started wrapping my free time into my life, and decided to checkout my profile, and i saw you responded to my comment and i felt bad for not commenting back.... Better late than never? I'm actually commenting on **** from 2012 also lol

Those people are gonna get surprises when they get on

Yea, what am i going to do that's better with my time, Help out the poor, LOL NO

I'm so poor myself

You need money?

uhm... something like that

How much?

Welp considering i've been out of work for 3 weeks now, had to move back in with my mother... any lol

I'll see what I can do

What... really why?

Why not?

i'd repay you, I swear... I got some job interviews coming up... Wow, just the offer to help is ******* ... crazy as **** ... I'm almost in tears lol, thank you even if you don't do anything. The offer is just amazing

Don't thank until I see its done and you actually get something. I ran into 150k about a year ago whether not my family got to it without telling me is what decides if you get something

I'm not thanking you for the gift, i'm thanking you for the notion...

how does one happen to run into 150k...

Also, I want something with a lot of room I'm 6'5" and 275lbs, I was at 330, but I've gotten into my head I want to join military.

Ehh it doesn't really matter with Laptop or desktop, just something to handle games pretty much.

2- Chevy has been in my family for ages and have done good, it's outlasted our fords which have lasted a while too though.

Well, have you given Dodge a chance? I've had those in my family for a while with not one problem, not even minor stuff. Would a diesel work for you? If so, I'd recommend a Dodge Ram 2500 with a Cummins. P.S. - In the front, the Tahoe is basically the same as a pickup, it's really only bigger in the back.

P.P.S. - Good job on loosing the weight!

I just googled that, boooooyyyyy that thang is looking sweet lol. Especially with a push bar on it, with a winch kit, some auxiliary lights with some 35's Baja's. Get a smooth chrome and black paint job and I'll be good for the road. Diesel ain't no problem, I've actually been considering a Silverado 2500 Duramax.

SUV's have always had a spot in my heart from our first one being a Explorer, to a Tahoe.

Thank you very much, it's been a struggle but one day I'll be a Marine, Soldier, Seamen, or Airman and I'll be making myself along with with the ones I hold dearest proud.

Good luck with the military stuff. The computer I have is an ASUS G53 jw, it's a gaming laptop, if there is such a thing. It isn't tacky like an Alienware though.

If you want an SUV, i'd go with Chevy, since the last generation of Dodge Durangos are ugly, (in my opinion) and the new ones are expensive. Fords have too many problems, with the whole weak axle-that-tends-to-snap thing.

www.autodepotnc.com/newandusedcars.aspx?ClearAll=1&~

This is more than likely where I'm going to, to get a new vehicle. They have a decent selection of Chevy's, their dodge selection is skimpy...

If you're okay with a white SUV, (Not everyone likes that) than this is in great condition, and it's well equipped. Great price as well, the only catch seems to be the color.

If you're not okay with white, than this should cut it.

www.motortrend.com/ni/classifieds/211326998/3279/?filter=Classifieds/VehicleUsedIncludeSuperPremium|1|ProductGroupId.not_equals||RadiusSearchDistance|27828|RadiusSearchPostalCode|27828|RadiusSearchRadius|50|VehicleMake|Chevrolet|VehicleModel|Tahoe|VehicleUsedIncludeCarsDotCom|1|VehicleYear.max|2006|VehicleYear.min|1999|&sortby=&index=4&pagenum=1&sourcePageType=listings&numListings=20&nopaging=false

Damn this is a long URL.
Cheap for what it is, low miles for a 2002. Cheap because it's a 2002. Good condition.

Nah, any color is fine, my little 4 door 1995 ford tarus is white. I've had that thing for the last 65,000 miles it's sitting on 190,000 now.

Asus? are they good, I never really delt with them. What about HP or Dell?

I like the way the RAM's have been looking since around 2003 or so when they extended the size of the grille.

www.motortrend.com/ni/classifieds/1147919517/585/
Here's the white one, I don't know why the link didn't show up. Asus is very good, HP I can't really say, the new ones are alright, and Dell... Dell is flaking away. It'll go out of business. They don't really have anything performance oriented anyway.

This actually fits my taste better

Then with that, and after slowly getting upgrades done, have something like this lol

God damn that 220,000 miles...
www.autodepotnc.com/detail.aspx?id=3305577&PrefID=0&.aspx

I'd probably get this one, this has high mileage, and but not as bad as 220k lol

Dell has been my choice for browsing, my hp desktop I attempt to make beats, but I mostly do movies and burning on it

Nice, that's a good color combo.

What type of music do you like?

Classic Rap (Easy-E, N.W.A, Tupac), Deadmau5 and some bass heavy dubstep (That song Teflon) And Classic Rock (Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Queen, etc etc)

I listen to stuff with heavy bass, more trap music, I'll listen to some melodic country

Seems good, except for the country, but that's kind of because my dad listens to that all the time.

I recently started getting into when I'd be cruising down the road, I'd put on a random station and I was hearing some good stuff up there and I was like what???? this is country? I can live with this lol.

Found the damn car/truck thing I want now... This is going to be my everyday truck lol
www.ebay.com/itm/All-terrain-armored-personnel-carrier-BTR-80-8x8-BTR-80K-/191023025930?forcerrptr=true&hash=item2c79dc0f0a&item=191023025930&pt=Military_Vehicles

After I get $130,000 up first

Nah, that's a Soviet APC, It'll break down faster than you can start it.
www.mortarinvestments.eu/products/armoured-vehicles-4/ot-90-91#currency=USD
Check this out
The website has some actual cheap ones, going down to like 4k for some non tracked ones.

Yea, hopefully when I get 1.5k they'll still have it lol

Hi, not no lol

not no, ho

Ho

Hi, bb Sorry for delay, got swampped with comments on my Posts all the sudden and didn't see you til now How have you been ?

good, searching for a job, had to move back in with my ma lol she was thrilled that i couldn't be the big man i wanted to be

Not thrilled for that, lol, she just missed you and glad to have her baby back home

lol ya ya, Being housewive again is all i needed

I haven;t been up here in a while

Housewife ? ummmm K I know it, I've missed you too

something till i can actually afford to repay them lol
Anything new in your life

Ummmm nope, got a bad sunburn that I'm just now getting over. found an old friend tonight I got back with, rmember lll form the good old days ? grail is gone for 3 months now, I could just die randomosit.. quit playing but I gave her a bunch of stuff so she wouldn't be sad over not having her items. Ran out of weed in the middle of May, about to LOSE MY MIND My lower front teeth need the dentist. My daughter is bugging the **** out of me when she should be in bed. lol .. Stuff is pissing me off, as usual, nothing I can do about it. what kind of job are you looking for ?

I could probably mail you some really good **** once i get a job....

Anything to help pay for this manufacturing class i need to get this one job making $18 an hour starting off. So when i turn 21 i can take a pay loss and become a cop lol I got a interview for this shady gas station, harris teeter, and food lion.

What's the story about, and kids will be kids

Hey, have you checked into financial assistance on that class, there are grants and loans available for school ?

Yea, it's not a college class so It was a no go,

I got Pell Grants for Electronics Tech. in vocational school, you can find some.. keep asking please.

Hmm... Really... I mean it's only $215

I got 2K a semester, after each semester I completed tho but didn't have to pay it back at all... I had to come up with the first 2K. Maybe if it's just 215 it's best if you just pay for it, IDK, but I would call around and make sure

I'm planning on attending college down the road... but right now I'm living in the presence planning for tomorrow

I hear you, hope it all works out just the way you want it to

www.cc.com/video-clips/56cx7p/comedy-central-presents-squares-or-rectangles

LOL That guy was great

Don't delete this one

I'm wiped out, bro, have to watch tomorrow It's 2 AM and I can't stay up another minute. Hope to see you again soon

Wow... it is 2 am... I should be watching Orange is the new black, (I'm addicted lol)

I actually have this weird sleeping pattern because that's how I was at work... I wouldn't get home till like 2, 3 in the morning then go to sleep about 8 wake up at 3 and go in at 4

I'll talk to you later Bbe

OK, good luck getting the job you want

Just stuff, like the item I posted there. Injustice gripes me, and I know I'm not really mad at her, she's only 7 and cute as a button. Best luck on the cop thing, cool job I would trust the grocery store over the shady gas station, and Thank You Much on the Mail

Hi

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