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User avatar #197 - SirMartin (02/08/2015) [-]
It is named КАТЮШA (Katyusha)
#198 - SirMartin (02/08/2015) [-]
in other words.
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User avatar #49 - europe (01/08/2015) [-]
Also 11 people were injured
User avatar #9 - bulwark (01/08/2015) [-]
it was 3 muslims. 1 of them is now dead and the last 2 are in custody.

I say: No trial. Public execution. Let them know we won't tolerate more of their bullshit
User avatar #79 - biscuitsunited (01/08/2015) [-]
sorry to sound like I'm supporting them, but a trial must happen.
If special circumstance can dictate when a trial is needed, who's to say what special circumstance is.
#75 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
What ? I'm watching the news and they didn't get them yet.
User avatar #82 - bulwark (01/08/2015) [-]
That's odd. I heard and read they had been captured. Maybe some others connected to it?

Oh and for the ones who might be interested - pamelageller.com/2015/01/muslim-celebrate-attack-on-headquarters-of-french-satirical-weekly-charlie-hebdo.html/

It may be that not all muslims are terrorists. but a lot of them (several millions) support the attack.
#67 - bombadier (01/08/2015) [-]
They want us to martyr them, why should we give them what they want?
User avatar #38 - carnivoreapples (01/08/2015) [-]
what they have done is medieval.
what you propose is medieval as well.
if you do this, you are equal scum as they are.
we must show that we are better than them, not resort to acting like beasts.
User avatar #65 - bulwark (01/08/2015) [-]
But they don't give a shit. Jail doesn't work the same way for them as for other people. Put some bank robber in jail for 20 years, he will be sad he lost 20 years of his life.

Put a jihadist or terrorist in jail for 20 years, he will think "20 years till I can get out and do it again".

They don't want to set an example or just cause chaos. They want to take over the world. it's pretty damn obvious.
User avatar #81 - carnivoreapples (01/08/2015) [-]
people always deserve to be treated like people.
even if they are extremist islamic thugs.
User avatar #30 - bushingenna (01/08/2015) [-]
we are not radical muslims.

do not become them.


to kill means only creating victims
#57 - Helle (01/08/2015) [-]
because the jail time one them did for other terror crime did shit
User avatar #36 - wtel (01/08/2015) [-]
It's that apologist bullshit that killed those 12 people in the first place.

Honestly, everything that isn't an ardent condemnation, is, at this point, support for murder.

Islam is garbage and antithetical to the modern world.
User avatar #18 - daorien (01/08/2015) [-]
that would just made them martyrs and encouraged another pieces of shit like them, sadly I don't see any other way out of it.
User avatar #15 - huntah (01/08/2015) [-]
Remember not to become what we hate...
User avatar #32 - msparta (01/08/2015) [-]
But if it disapears what is there to hate about it
User avatar #31 - herbolifee (01/08/2015) [-]
These radicals cannot be reasoned with. The only way to stop them is eradication. No mercy. Fight fire with fire.

They fight to destroy us
We fight to defend ourselves
It's very different, no matter what people say.
User avatar #21 - bulwark (01/08/2015) [-]
Oh please. it's that kind of thinking that got us into this mess. These fucking animals only understand hard and capital punishment.

why do you think they chop the hands off thieves rather than put them in jail? Because violence is their language and if we wish to communicate, we have to do it their way.
User avatar #46 - huntah (01/08/2015) [-]
Don't dehumanize them. They are horrible people, not animals. If we wish to prove them wrong AND win, we have to be the bigger kid on the playground and not lower ourselves to their brutish level.
#23 - jamiemsm (01/08/2015) [-]
well why stop with them then. we might use that way for everything. hell now when we started we might as well chop the hands off our criminals as well.

and now we became the assholes
User avatar #24 - bulwark (01/08/2015) [-]
You know what, I think that is an excellent idea. But we shouldn't do it because some fucking book tells us to. We should do it to let people know that such behaviour isn't tolerated.

I mean, if we can put some murderer in the electric chair, why can't we cut the hands off burglars and thieves? the prisons are pretty packed anyways. Some swift corporeal punishment is in order.
#25 - jamiemsm (01/08/2015) [-]
sure lets chop the hands off that kid who hadn't eaten in 3 days because he was hungry.
and since we are now making the rules lets make everything we dont like illegal and kill the people we dont like
User avatar #26 - bulwark (01/08/2015) [-]
Oh yea sure. let's be complete psychos about it. Ofcourse if a child hasn't eaten for 3 days and steals to get some food, it's a job for the social services.

it's like you don't think I can see the difference between an actual criminal who just wants to cause havoc and criminals out of need. Sure, no one ever needs to kill anyone and as such should be punished regardless (unless manslaughter or self-defense).
User avatar #41 - carnivoreapples (01/08/2015) [-]
you are equal to them, if you are seriously considering this.
all people deserve to be treated as people. no matter what they have done.
justice must be done, i agree, but what you propose is not justice.
User avatar #45 - SmilingJackSmyth (01/08/2015) [-]
So what justice would you propose on those muslims who were caught?
User avatar #47 - carnivoreapples (01/08/2015) [-]
life sentence in a maximum security prison.
trust me, they will not be liked there.

but of course, i am no judge.
a proper lawsuit shall decide their fate.
User avatar #48 - SmilingJackSmyth (01/08/2015) [-]
Except it won't be justice. In a maximum security prison inmates don't leave their cells. And any prison in fact is just sustaining them on your money. And the muslim gang in there will love them just great.


Also, even if we don't consider that, they get to spend a lesser sentence because of the political correctness, the crooks using the race card, and all that shit.

Does that feel like justice to you?
User avatar #50 - carnivoreapples (01/08/2015) [-]
they can't "race-card" their way out of this. it is too clear what happened and race has nothing to do with it.
i am pretty sure they will still hate it in prison, even if they have a muslim gang there.

either way, it's better than resorting to violence. which i consider medieval
if you fight hate with even more hate, all you get is hate.
i am not defending anything they have done, what they have done is a terrible thing to do. i just don't want more of these things to happen.
User avatar #61 - SmilingJackSmyth (01/08/2015) [-]
Sorry, that was a bit jumbled, tell me if something is unclear.
User avatar #60 - SmilingJackSmyth (01/08/2015) [-]
Not out of it, but let's say they get in prison for 12 years or 20 since they're poor muslims maybe less, where they don't have to work, live on other's money, etc. It's irrelevant whether they like it or not.

In short, I envy your innocence, but naivete like that is part of what enables such violence. People like that resigned from the human race in my eyes for their imaginary one.

I would make their punishment medieval and public to send the clear message that they are not needed or wanted. Adapt, leave, or die. All throughout history, no group of people survived that accomodated an outside element that threathened them.
User avatar #80 - carnivoreapples (01/08/2015) [-]
while i agree with many of your points, you must understand that violence is NEVER an answer and only leads to more violence.
if you do this, you are only giving the innocent muslims more reason to hate us, which is EXACTLY what those thugs want.
There are many muslims that are adapted to our lifestyle and are fine with it, while keeping their own lifestyle.
it's the "islamic mafia" that brainwashes people that must leave.
User avatar #83 - SmilingJackSmyth (01/09/2015) [-]
In my opinion muslims normal muslims just allow the even crazier ones plausible deniability. It allows them to hide behind the mask of a few good people, and it enables them to use political correctness to their advantage.

My solution would be to outlaw islam in public. I'd treat it like the swastika is treated.
If you want to use it for something fine, but you are in no way allowed to propagate it and let it fester.
User avatar #84 - carnivoreapples (01/09/2015) [-]
idk about you guys, but in holland right now there is a massive uprise of muslims who think this is a scandal, they are using the hashtag #nietmijnislam which means #notmyislam
they too agree that these people have been destroying islam for too long.
i hope this movement spreads.
User avatar #85 - SmilingJackSmyth (01/09/2015) [-]
Oh, you mean the holland where islam already won, because they made it a criminal offense to criticise it? Nah. Treat islam as you treat nazism.
User avatar #86 - carnivoreapples (01/09/2015) [-]
lololol tell that to hans teeuwen and any other major cabaretier in holland

you want to treat islamists as if they were jews, you are the only nazi here.
#37 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
its not that you don't, its that the system makes mistakes, are you going to cripple that kid and say sorry later?
#16 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
Remember to let those filthy fucking miscreants feel the wrath of those they have wronged.
User avatar #39 - carnivoreapples (01/08/2015) [-]
stahp.
that will not solve anything, it will only make things worse.
#10 - broale (01/08/2015) [-]
In proper French style.
#64 - lean (01/08/2015) [-]
I'm gonna laugh when France shows the terrorists what truly terrifying beheadings are all about.
#44 - hybridxproject (01/08/2015) [-]
tfw no signature execution style to your nationality
#51 - nottheoatmeal (01/08/2015) [-]
where are you from ?
User avatar #52 - hybridxproject (01/08/2015) [-]
america Irish/Italian heritage
User avatar #78 - gharshi (01/08/2015) [-]
uhh.. forced diabetus?
User avatar #70 - skateabuga (01/08/2015) [-]
electric chair?
User avatar #68 - bondofsnow (01/08/2015) [-]
We have the electric chair
#62 - greyblade (01/08/2015) [-]
public execution by drone strike? by nuke? by being stuffed into a giant teabag and thrown in the ocean? execution by eagle?
#53 - nottheoatmeal (01/08/2015) [-]
Public execution by eating McDonalds while drinking 9 gallons of beer while someone shaving your moustache. You're welcome
#54 - hybridxproject (01/08/2015) [-]
pride intensifies
#5 - what happened?  [+] (50 new replies) 01/07/2015 on To any of our French... 0
#6 - yuckierone (01/07/2015) [-]
A magazine posted a comic about muhammid. 2 muslim extremeists then walked into their office and killed 12 people including a police officer trying to stop them before they got into the building.
User avatar #7 - deadssnake (01/07/2015) [-]
thx mate
User avatar #49 - europe (01/08/2015) [-]
Also 11 people were injured
User avatar #9 - bulwark (01/08/2015) [-]
it was 3 muslims. 1 of them is now dead and the last 2 are in custody.

I say: No trial. Public execution. Let them know we won't tolerate more of their bullshit
User avatar #79 - biscuitsunited (01/08/2015) [-]
sorry to sound like I'm supporting them, but a trial must happen.
If special circumstance can dictate when a trial is needed, who's to say what special circumstance is.
#75 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
What ? I'm watching the news and they didn't get them yet.
User avatar #82 - bulwark (01/08/2015) [-]
That's odd. I heard and read they had been captured. Maybe some others connected to it?

Oh and for the ones who might be interested - pamelageller.com/2015/01/muslim-celebrate-attack-on-headquarters-of-french-satirical-weekly-charlie-hebdo.html/

It may be that not all muslims are terrorists. but a lot of them (several millions) support the attack.
#67 - bombadier (01/08/2015) [-]
They want us to martyr them, why should we give them what they want?
User avatar #38 - carnivoreapples (01/08/2015) [-]
what they have done is medieval.
what you propose is medieval as well.
if you do this, you are equal scum as they are.
we must show that we are better than them, not resort to acting like beasts.
User avatar #65 - bulwark (01/08/2015) [-]
But they don't give a shit. Jail doesn't work the same way for them as for other people. Put some bank robber in jail for 20 years, he will be sad he lost 20 years of his life.

Put a jihadist or terrorist in jail for 20 years, he will think "20 years till I can get out and do it again".

They don't want to set an example or just cause chaos. They want to take over the world. it's pretty damn obvious.
User avatar #81 - carnivoreapples (01/08/2015) [-]
people always deserve to be treated like people.
even if they are extremist islamic thugs.
User avatar #30 - bushingenna (01/08/2015) [-]
we are not radical muslims.

do not become them.


to kill means only creating victims
#57 - Helle (01/08/2015) [-]
because the jail time one them did for other terror crime did shit
User avatar #36 - wtel (01/08/2015) [-]
It's that apologist bullshit that killed those 12 people in the first place.

Honestly, everything that isn't an ardent condemnation, is, at this point, support for murder.

Islam is garbage and antithetical to the modern world.
User avatar #18 - daorien (01/08/2015) [-]
that would just made them martyrs and encouraged another pieces of shit like them, sadly I don't see any other way out of it.
User avatar #15 - huntah (01/08/2015) [-]
Remember not to become what we hate...
User avatar #32 - msparta (01/08/2015) [-]
But if it disapears what is there to hate about it
User avatar #31 - herbolifee (01/08/2015) [-]
These radicals cannot be reasoned with. The only way to stop them is eradication. No mercy. Fight fire with fire.

They fight to destroy us
We fight to defend ourselves
It's very different, no matter what people say.
User avatar #21 - bulwark (01/08/2015) [-]
Oh please. it's that kind of thinking that got us into this mess. These fucking animals only understand hard and capital punishment.

why do you think they chop the hands off thieves rather than put them in jail? Because violence is their language and if we wish to communicate, we have to do it their way.
User avatar #46 - huntah (01/08/2015) [-]
Don't dehumanize them. They are horrible people, not animals. If we wish to prove them wrong AND win, we have to be the bigger kid on the playground and not lower ourselves to their brutish level.
#23 - jamiemsm (01/08/2015) [-]
well why stop with them then. we might use that way for everything. hell now when we started we might as well chop the hands off our criminals as well.

and now we became the assholes
User avatar #24 - bulwark (01/08/2015) [-]
You know what, I think that is an excellent idea. But we shouldn't do it because some fucking book tells us to. We should do it to let people know that such behaviour isn't tolerated.

I mean, if we can put some murderer in the electric chair, why can't we cut the hands off burglars and thieves? the prisons are pretty packed anyways. Some swift corporeal punishment is in order.
#25 - jamiemsm (01/08/2015) [-]
sure lets chop the hands off that kid who hadn't eaten in 3 days because he was hungry.
and since we are now making the rules lets make everything we dont like illegal and kill the people we dont like
User avatar #26 - bulwark (01/08/2015) [-]
Oh yea sure. let's be complete psychos about it. Ofcourse if a child hasn't eaten for 3 days and steals to get some food, it's a job for the social services.

it's like you don't think I can see the difference between an actual criminal who just wants to cause havoc and criminals out of need. Sure, no one ever needs to kill anyone and as such should be punished regardless (unless manslaughter or self-defense).
User avatar #41 - carnivoreapples (01/08/2015) [-]
you are equal to them, if you are seriously considering this.
all people deserve to be treated as people. no matter what they have done.
justice must be done, i agree, but what you propose is not justice.
User avatar #45 - SmilingJackSmyth (01/08/2015) [-]
So what justice would you propose on those muslims who were caught?
User avatar #47 - carnivoreapples (01/08/2015) [-]
life sentence in a maximum security prison.
trust me, they will not be liked there.

but of course, i am no judge.
a proper lawsuit shall decide their fate.
User avatar #48 - SmilingJackSmyth (01/08/2015) [-]
Except it won't be justice. In a maximum security prison inmates don't leave their cells. And any prison in fact is just sustaining them on your money. And the muslim gang in there will love them just great.


Also, even if we don't consider that, they get to spend a lesser sentence because of the political correctness, the crooks using the race card, and all that shit.

Does that feel like justice to you?
User avatar #50 - carnivoreapples (01/08/2015) [-]
they can't "race-card" their way out of this. it is too clear what happened and race has nothing to do with it.
i am pretty sure they will still hate it in prison, even if they have a muslim gang there.

either way, it's better than resorting to violence. which i consider medieval
if you fight hate with even more hate, all you get is hate.
i am not defending anything they have done, what they have done is a terrible thing to do. i just don't want more of these things to happen.
User avatar #61 - SmilingJackSmyth (01/08/2015) [-]
Sorry, that was a bit jumbled, tell me if something is unclear.
User avatar #60 - SmilingJackSmyth (01/08/2015) [-]
Not out of it, but let's say they get in prison for 12 years or 20 since they're poor muslims maybe less, where they don't have to work, live on other's money, etc. It's irrelevant whether they like it or not.

In short, I envy your innocence, but naivete like that is part of what enables such violence. People like that resigned from the human race in my eyes for their imaginary one.

I would make their punishment medieval and public to send the clear message that they are not needed or wanted. Adapt, leave, or die. All throughout history, no group of people survived that accomodated an outside element that threathened them.
User avatar #80 - carnivoreapples (01/08/2015) [-]
while i agree with many of your points, you must understand that violence is NEVER an answer and only leads to more violence.
if you do this, you are only giving the innocent muslims more reason to hate us, which is EXACTLY what those thugs want.
There are many muslims that are adapted to our lifestyle and are fine with it, while keeping their own lifestyle.
it's the "islamic mafia" that brainwashes people that must leave.
User avatar #83 - SmilingJackSmyth (01/09/2015) [-]
In my opinion muslims normal muslims just allow the even crazier ones plausible deniability. It allows them to hide behind the mask of a few good people, and it enables them to use political correctness to their advantage.

My solution would be to outlaw islam in public. I'd treat it like the swastika is treated.
If you want to use it for something fine, but you are in no way allowed to propagate it and let it fester.
User avatar #84 - carnivoreapples (01/09/2015) [-]
idk about you guys, but in holland right now there is a massive uprise of muslims who think this is a scandal, they are using the hashtag #nietmijnislam which means #notmyislam
they too agree that these people have been destroying islam for too long.
i hope this movement spreads.
User avatar #85 - SmilingJackSmyth (01/09/2015) [-]
Oh, you mean the holland where islam already won, because they made it a criminal offense to criticise it? Nah. Treat islam as you treat nazism.
User avatar #86 - carnivoreapples (01/09/2015) [-]
lololol tell that to hans teeuwen and any other major cabaretier in holland

you want to treat islamists as if they were jews, you are the only nazi here.
#37 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
its not that you don't, its that the system makes mistakes, are you going to cripple that kid and say sorry later?
#16 - anonexplains (01/08/2015) [-]
Remember to let those filthy fucking miscreants feel the wrath of those they have wronged.
User avatar #39 - carnivoreapples (01/08/2015) [-]
stahp.
that will not solve anything, it will only make things worse.
#10 - broale (01/08/2015) [-]
In proper French style.
#64 - lean (01/08/2015) [-]
I'm gonna laugh when France shows the terrorists what truly terrifying beheadings are all about.
#44 - hybridxproject (01/08/2015) [-]
tfw no signature execution style to your nationality
#51 - nottheoatmeal (01/08/2015) [-]
where are you from ?
User avatar #52 - hybridxproject (01/08/2015) [-]
america Irish/Italian heritage
User avatar #78 - gharshi (01/08/2015) [-]
uhh.. forced diabetus?
User avatar #70 - skateabuga (01/08/2015) [-]
electric chair?
User avatar #68 - bondofsnow (01/08/2015) [-]
We have the electric chair
#62 - greyblade (01/08/2015) [-]
public execution by drone strike? by nuke? by being stuffed into a giant teabag and thrown in the ocean? execution by eagle?
#53 - nottheoatmeal (01/08/2015) [-]
Public execution by eating McDonalds while drinking 9 gallons of beer while someone shaving your moustache. You're welcome
#54 - hybridxproject (01/08/2015) [-]
pride intensifies
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