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#62 - I guess the only question is , gtastic , is Vivian supposed to…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/22/2014 on But I Love You +1
User avatar #139 - gtastic (12/22/2014) [-]
Unfortunately, no...that was an accident. I just like the name Vivian...and she ended up being a redhead. But thank you!
#9 - i miss the days when the only game i knew them by was the back… 12/18/2014 on Now they are pushing it -1
#8 - ah, well, you got me there, i have no knowledge of the warhamm…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/15/2014 on He's in a better place now. 0
#13 - lathyrusvii (12/16/2014) [-]
Apparently, neither did the soldier who asked the question. :[
#34 - yoshtar (12/16/2014) [-]
to be fair, the guardsman could have simply fucked up on his "Knowledge: Heraldry" check, you want Adepts and other skillmonkeys for that.

that, and the entire Imperium of Man could be described as an 'ignorant backwater' where 99% of everyone in there only knows enough to perform their function and little else.

I remember the story of the Guy Who Cried Grendel, where they couldn't recognize Space Wolf colours.
#9 - kanedam (12/15/2014) [-]
#25 - belmikor (12/16/2014) [-]
Okay what the fuck was he explaining here? Help somebody?
#6 - the award was some sort of anti personnel mine  [+] (26 new replies) 12/15/2014 on He's in a better place now. 0
User avatar #17 - lyiat (12/16/2014) [-]
Melta-anything are anti-armor. Guy used an anti-tank mine.
#7 - kanedam (12/15/2014) [-]
... ok that part i understood.

but why is it so bad the green guy asked about the chapter?
#19 - thumpingbear (12/16/2014) [-]
The Ultramarines are the poster chapter for SM in the 40k universe. They (at one point) had the largest amount of marines after the Horus Heresy (SM civil war), and wrote "The Codex Astartes", a book on battle doctrine that nearly all the SM chapters follow in the universe. It's just displaying the Guard's ignorance, and SM's have no time for ignorance.
#26 - heyyoutoo (12/16/2014) [-]
To be precise, Roboute Guilliman wrote Codex Astartes and i really can't believe that Ultramarines would have the most Marines after Horuse Heresy(That wasn't SM civil war, it was Imperium civil war, to be precise) because they should be the first one to split into chapter since their Primarch wrote that in Codex Astartes.
#66 - thumpingbear (12/16/2014) [-]
I simplified that all for the sake of convenience. No point in explaining things in depth to someone who doesn't know too much about 40k, lore gets exponential real quick.
#70 - heyyoutoo (12/17/2014) [-]
Yeah, that is true. So much stuff and i can't find where i could get books for free.
User avatar #59 - aesgard (12/16/2014) [-]
Their legion had the most marines after the heresy (but before the splitting in chapters) because Roboute was goose chasing Alpharious around the ass end of the galaxy during most of the war. The ultras arrived at Terra long after the battle ended.
User avatar #21 - asmodiax (12/16/2014) [-]
how the fuck do you know all that, i want to get in to this franchise, but i don't even know where to start
#67 - thumpingbear (12/16/2014) [-]
1d4chan.org/wiki/Warhammer_40k - A nice intro.
wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Main_Page - When you want to look more in depth into anything.
www.games-workshop.com - Where to get the models

40k is massive in scale and timeline, it is very intimidating. I started when I bought one of the starter sets with a buddy (they've got 2 small playable armies in em, so they're great for a starting point - the current one is Space Marines vs Chaos Space Marines called "Dark Vengeance"). When you decide on an army you like, buy the codex - they have loads of information within.
User avatar #30 - aldothenazi (12/16/2014) [-]
Same here, but it seems its too late for us
#31 - havepity (12/16/2014) [-]
If you like reading check the Wiki. Otherwise if you like boardgames try your local nerd shop.
#43 - asmodiax (12/16/2014) [-]
I don't have nerd shop anywhere remotely close i guess i will never find out what is it like to be a true nerd (((
User avatar #73 - dndxplain (12/17/2014) [-]
book stores work.
or online if you're antisocial.
#62 - havepity (12/16/2014) [-]
Some times you go in to these shops and find yourself lucky that you aren't that kind of nerd.
User avatar #33 - aldothenazi (12/16/2014) [-]
Aight thanks. I recon there is wiki just for warhammer? If so, where to start tho then ?
#57 - anonymous (12/16/2014) [-]
www.lexicanum.com/

Just reading the books is a great way to start. The Horus Heresy books that have been coming out for a few years are almost universally pretty good and most do a fine job explaining things for you, but for anything else that link is the wiki page. Just choose 'of the far future' for 40k - the other is Warhammer Fantasy.
User avatar #58 - aldothenazi (12/16/2014) [-]
Aiight, thanks helpful anon <3
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#20 - kanedam (12/16/2014) [-]
thx
#11 - anonymous (12/15/2014) [-]
Possibly because of all the markings, including the "ULTRA" on the chest of the ultramarine...
User avatar #8 - deadguyseven (12/15/2014) [-]
ah, well, you got me there, i have no knowledge of the warhammer universe
#13 - lathyrusvii (12/16/2014) [-]
Apparently, neither did the soldier who asked the question. :[
#34 - yoshtar (12/16/2014) [-]
to be fair, the guardsman could have simply fucked up on his "Knowledge: Heraldry" check, you want Adepts and other skillmonkeys for that.

that, and the entire Imperium of Man could be described as an 'ignorant backwater' where 99% of everyone in there only knows enough to perform their function and little else.

I remember the story of the Guy Who Cried Grendel, where they couldn't recognize Space Wolf colours.
#9 - kanedam (12/15/2014) [-]
#25 - belmikor (12/16/2014) [-]
Okay what the fuck was he explaining here? Help somebody?
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